FabSwingers.com forum: Dial a Dick

By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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I'm going to start a company.

It is essentially a booty call service for ladies.

When we want it, where is it?

Not around and certainly not on the doorstep within the hour.

It worked for takeaway. Why not men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in but i doubt ladies can't dial a dick on fab.

i live in hope though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check Dick-adviser for reviews before you order?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Check Dick-adviser for reviews before you order?

No reviews. Just dial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would you like on the menu madam?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I may need the services as at times I'm undickable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to help you proved this service

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Yeh do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give you a fiver for a 15% stake.

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By *rishman444Man
over a year ago

letterkenny

Am in and any women that wants my number just ask but I would of thought fab would be kind of like message a dick

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I may need the services as at times I'm undickable "

I just keep finding unattainable dick. I need a dick who can come when I require

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Yeh do it! "

Pickings are slim here right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m available for hire

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Sunday specials - Order a 8" sub and get a side order of pussy for free

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Random subject change (ish)

My lad has gone shopping with his mate. I want a dicking.

I can't in case the boy child comes back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we call it "Bell A Boabie" for the Scottish audience?

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By *cutebum9Couple
over a year ago

wallsend

Would love the number so I can order a cock to entertain the wife whilst I'm at work lol

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

And dial now to get a complimentary bag of prawn crackers with your order

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

Oh gosh I remember the days when I was younger my phone book was literally like this. Oh how I enjoyed myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It exists. A.w

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Random subject change (ish)

My lad has gone shopping with his mate. I want a dicking.

I can't in case the boy child comes back."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now this is a job I would do for nothing

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Add my name to the database, ideal for those ladies who want a laugh

When I unzip

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Any BOGOF offers going on?

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By *reddyfrumpMan
over a year ago

Lancaster

I reckon there will be no shortage of guys willing to be part of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll give you a fiver for a 15% stake. "

Is this dragons den? I'll happily sign up for this service.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"I'm going to start a company.

It is essentially a booty call service for ladies.

When we want it, where is it?

Not around and certainly not on the doorstep within the hour.

It worked for takeaway. Why not men?

You need any Dick-tation doing for the administration of this company? If so I can help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may need the services as at times I'm undickable

I just keep finding unattainable dick. I need a dick who can come when I require

I laughed when I read this...

Can almost here you demanding...

CUM...

NOW

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

And would you be vetting all dicks Miss Honey? 'Cos even when I'm desperate I'm still fussy!!!

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By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"I may need the services as at times I'm undickable

I just keep finding unattainable dick. I need a dick who can make me come when I require

Fixed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to start a company.

It is essentially a booty call service for ladies.

When we want it, where is it?

Not around and certainly not on the doorstep within the hour.

It worked for takeaway. Why not men?

Are you taking over the business that Agnes Brown called?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was a thread about a Boris Johnson phone in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be one of the guys.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

They're all a bit far away so far, I don't fancy paying the delivery charge

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

"I'm going to start a company.

It is essentially a booty call service for ladies.

When we want it, where is it?

Not around and certainly not on the doorstep within the hour.

It worked for takeaway. Why not men?

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Surely that's what Adult Work is for..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this was a thread about a Boris Johnson phone in

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By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Maybe I can next do a dial a tongue service.

Just Eat ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes Honey do it!

I'd like a dick that does'nt tell porkies and fucks me when it's convenient to me.

Do I have to pay for this service?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Check Dick-adviser for reviews before you order?

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By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Yes Honey do it!

I'd like a dick that does'nt tell porkies and fucks me when it's convenient to me.

Do I have to pay for this service?

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yes. A lot if you’re asking for all that ! That’s Michelin three star expectations !

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Ohhh there was a thread that was pretty dick fuelled. It seems to have gone bye bye

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Random subject change (ish)

My lad has gone shopping with his mate. I want a dicking.

I can't in case the boy child comes back."

you may need a dick in a van then?

dick van not dyke..

van dyke is also a possible new avenue..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may need the services as at times I'm undickable

I just keep finding unattainable dick. I need a dick who can come when I require

Yes distance dick is the problem.

Local dick ready when you need would be great.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I may need the services as at times I'm undickable

I just keep finding unattainable dick. I need a dick who can come when I require

Yes distance dick is the problem.

Local dick ready when you need would be great. "

sort of similar to dick u like..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may need the services as at times I'm undickable

I just keep finding unattainable dick. I need a dick who can come when I require

Yes distance dick is the piroblem.

Local dick ready when you need would be great. "

A Dick database is required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Check Dick-adviser for reviews before you order?

No reviews. Just dial "

And get gramdad

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By *rectillionMan
over a year ago

Havant

Am certainly adding myself to this as I get plenty women phoning me but in 2018 will be available in person day and night my dick for women who want it! Any woman wanting a south coast long thick repeater cock contact me. XXX Barry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Employ only men called Peter.

You could then call your service “Just Pete”

You could create an app too?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Yes Honey do it!

I'd like a dick that does'nt tell porkies and fucks me when it's convenient to me.

Do I have to pay for this service?

It is what we deserve right?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Yeh do it!

Pickings are slim here right?"
they are so we need to drop our standards quick smart lol

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Yeh do it!

Pickings are slim here right?they are so we need to drop our standards quick smart lol"

Hell no!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'll pass on this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to start a company.

It is essentially a booty call service for ladies.

When we want it, where is it?

Not around and certainly not on the doorstep within the hour.

It worked for takeaway. Why not men?

I’m on my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do I apply for a job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would be great but the question is how is the interview going to go lol

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

And is there an Induction process?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its anything like takeaways round here, it will turn up late, cold, wilted/sweaty and over priced

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