FabSwingers.com forum: If you and your partner

By *ack2071 OP Man
over a year ago

bromsgrove

If you and your partner passed away tomorrow what embarrassing things would the persons find whilst cleaning out your stuff .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jobby in a Heinz tin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rather boringly, nothing. There's nothing hidden from each other at chez naughty.

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By *ack2071 OP Man
over a year ago

bromsgrove

"A jobby in a Heinz tin"

Weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A jobby in a Heinz tin"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They'd find my partner's body in the cupboard I keep him in

At least his family will finally know what happened to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They'd find my partner's body in the cupboard I keep him in

At least his family will finally know what happened to him

Build yourself a patio. Saves on explanations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They'd find my partner's body in the cupboard I keep him in

At least his family will finally know what happened to him

Build yourself a patio. Saves on explanations.

I've got a hole dug just in case I need a quick disposal.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Loads and loads of stuff. A box with various sex toys in it. A bookcase full of erotic fiction and BDSM non fiction. Several boxes of erotic lingerie and clothes. Various BDSM equipment. Various leather items. So many erotic and pornographic photographs of both of us.

The people who clear our place out are in for a surprise

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"A jobby in a Heinz tin"

Is the lid still on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same aa above - Nicecouple561..loads of outfits probably too many toys, swings, bed restraints.. at least I will die happy knowing we've had fun with them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Justin Bieber cd and a Christmas jumper.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Same aa above - Nicecouple561..loads of outfits probably too many toys, swings, bed restraints.. at least I will die happy knowing we've had fun with them! "

none of us want to go to the grave thinking "what if...?"

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"A Justin Bieber cd and a Christmas jumper.

that is actually shocking! Could you not leave a letter with your solicitor to have them destroyed before some innocent relative finds them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Justin Bieber cd and a Christmas jumper.

that is actually shocking! Could you not leave a letter with your solicitor to have them destroyed before some innocent relative finds them?

Destroy them?!

The cd is to play at my funeral and I will be wearing the jumper. Open casket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My thoughts exactly.. you only live once so make the most of it

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"A Justin Bieber cd and a Christmas jumper.

that is actually shocking! Could you not leave a letter with your solicitor to have them destroyed before some innocent relative finds them?

Destroy them?!

The cd is to play at my funeral and I will be wearing the jumper. Open casket.

cool. I will be wearing a leather corset, red lipstick and six inch heels, casket suspended from the ceiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two bottles of Old Spice and one of Brut, bought this week...I like the smell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two bottles of Old Spice and one of Brut, bought this week...I like the smell!

Off subject. ..but I may see you tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A jobby in a Heinz tin

Is the lid still on?

Soldered back on. I’m not disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Justin Bieber cd and a Christmas jumper.

that is actually shocking! Could you not leave a letter with your solicitor to have them destroyed before some innocent relative finds them?

Destroy them?!

The cd is to play at my funeral and I will be wearing the jumper. Open casket.

cool. I will be wearing a leather corset, red lipstick and six inch heels, casket suspended from the ceiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of dildos and a few mucky films. Most of my filth is kept in my head

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"A couple of dildos and a few mucky films. Most of my filth is kept in my head

oh god yeah! I forgot the dvds and magazines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Justin Bieber cd and a Christmas jumper.

that is actually shocking! Could you not leave a letter with your solicitor to have them destroyed before some innocent relative finds them?

Destroy them?!

The cd is to play at my funeral and I will be wearing the jumper. Open casket.

cool. I will be wearing a leather corset, red lipstick and six inch heels, casket suspended from the ceiling

And I don't fecking play at funerals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty sure my teenage daughter has already rifled through them all when I wasn't around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Justin Bieber cd and a Christmas jumper.

that is actually shocking! Could you not leave a letter with your solicitor to have them destroyed before some innocent relative finds them?

Destroy them?!

The cd is to play at my funeral and I will be wearing the jumper. Open casket.

cool. I will be wearing a leather corset, red lipstick and six inch heels, casket suspended from the ceiling

And I don't fecking play at funerals

Ahhh that reminds me of an old forumite that got horny at funerals.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"A Justin Bieber cd and a Christmas jumper.

that is actually shocking! Could you not leave a letter with your solicitor to have them destroyed before some innocent relative finds them?

Destroy them?!

The cd is to play at my funeral and I will be wearing the jumper. Open casket.

cool. I will be wearing a leather corset, red lipstick and six inch heels, casket suspended from the ceiling

And I don't fecking play at funerals

I should think not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A couple of dildos and a few mucky films. Most of my filth is kept in my head

oh god yeah! I forgot the dvds and magazines

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"A couple of dildos and a few mucky films. Most of my filth is kept in my head

oh god yeah! I forgot the dvds and magazines

we would basically be doomed if we weren't already dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A couple of dildos and a few mucky films. Most of my filth is kept in my head

oh god yeah! I forgot the dvds and magazines

we would basically be doomed if we weren't already dead

You'll just have to set the house to self destruct somehow

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Nothing too alarming but thank fuck nobody knows my phone code

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