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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage here. Willing to be battered and served with chips

NO SALT

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sausage here. Willing to be battered and served with chips

NO SALT"

I'll eat without salt or chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like mayo on my sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sausage here. Willing to be battered and served with chips

NO SALT

I'll eat without salt or chips "

Ready to serve.

WAITERRR

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

i can source some cream rubi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )"

Chipolata any use?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sausage here. Willing to be battered and served with chips

NO SALT

I'll eat without salt or chips

Ready to serve.

WAITERRR"

Hovers with knife and fork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sausage here. Willing to be battered and served with chips

NO SALT

I'll eat without salt or chips

Ready to serve.

WAITERRR

Hovers with knife and fork "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use? "

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m off to watch Peaky Blinders. Sorry if I don’t reply to any messages for an hour.

Oh wait there’s none

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x"

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

I've got mashed potato!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too hungry to flirt ...... but to kill two birds with one stone, - can someone please spice up my sausage

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London


"I'm too hungry to flirt ...... but to kill two birds with one stone, - can someone please spice up my sausage"

I've got a lemon handy. Have a sprinkle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm too hungry to flirt ...... but to kill two birds with one stone, - can someone please spice up my sausage

I've got a lemon handy. Have a sprinkle..."

*needs basic spice lesson

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London


"I'm too hungry to flirt ...... but to kill two birds with one stone, - can someone please spice up my sausage

I've got a lemon handy. Have a sprinkle...

*needs basic spice lesson"

Yep, sorry, bit of a cock-up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm too hungry to flirt ...... but to kill two birds with one stone, - can someone please spice up my sausage

I've got a lemon handy. Have a sprinkle...

*needs basic spice lesson

Yep, sorry, bit of a cock-up."

Did someone mention a cock up??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm too hungry to flirt ...... but to kill two birds with one stone, - can someone please spice up my sausage

I've got a lemon handy. Have a sprinkle...

*needs basic spice lesson

Yep, sorry, bit of a cock-up.

Did someone mention a cock up?? "

As I am making a rare appearance in here I wouldn't want to disappoint

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm too hungry to flirt ...... but to kill two birds with one stone, - can someone please spice up my sausage

I've got a lemon handy. Have a sprinkle...

*needs basic spice lesson

Yep, sorry, bit of a cock-up.

Did someone mention a cock up??

As I am making a rare appearance in here I wouldn't want to disappoint "

Ohhhhh....you NEVER disappoint young man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm too hungry to flirt ...... but to kill two birds with one stone, - can someone please spice up my sausage

I've got a lemon handy. Have a sprinkle...

*needs basic spice lesson

Yep, sorry, bit of a cock-up.

Did someone mention a cock up??

As I am making a rare appearance in here I wouldn't want to disappoint

Ohhhhh....you NEVER disappoint young man "

Now I wouldn't think you are so easily pleased

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm too hungry to flirt ...... but to kill two birds with one stone, - can someone please spice up my sausage

I've got a lemon handy. Have a sprinkle...

*needs basic spice lesson

Yep, sorry, bit of a cock-up.

Did someone mention a cock up??

As I am making a rare appearance in here I wouldn't want to disappoint

Ohhhhh....you NEVER disappoint young man

Now I wouldn't think you are so easily pleased "

I'm not ... so take that as a BIG compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm too hungry to flirt ...... but to kill two birds with one stone, - can someone please spice up my sausage

I've got a lemon handy. Have a sprinkle...

*needs basic spice lesson

Yep, sorry, bit of a cock-up.

Did someone mention a cock up??

As I am making a rare appearance in here I wouldn't want to disappoint

Ohhhhh....you NEVER disappoint young man

Now I wouldn't think you are so easily pleased

I'm not ... so take that as a BIG compliment "

I will, and as a challenge too

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By *istressZoeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

Seeking a playmate for morning fun in the shower xx then full happy ending body massage x

Then PVC dressing and spanking fun x

May end up at a club later x

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By *odg123Man
over a year ago

southampton

Tasty sausage here ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm too hungry to flirt ...... but to kill two birds with one stone, - can someone please spice up my sausage

I've got a lemon handy. Have a sprinkle...

*needs basic spice lesson

Yep, sorry, bit of a cock-up.

Did someone mention a cock up??

As I am making a rare appearance in here I wouldn't want to disappoint

Ohhhhh....you NEVER disappoint young man

Now I wouldn't think you are so easily pleased

I'm not ... so take that as a BIG compliment

I will, and as a challenge too "

Wahey!!! Bring it on!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tasty sausage here ?? "

May I sample it?

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Morning sausage possessors and hunters

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning sausage possessors and hunters "

Morning you

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By *oreverHorny69Man
over a year ago

Milnrow

Morning spunk collectors lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning spunk collectors lol"

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Morning spunk collectors lol"

Now that's a version of the antiques roadshow i am NOT watching!

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Morning sausage possessors and hunters

Morning you "

Aye aye aye minxy love (kisses)

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By *odg123Man
over a year ago

southampton

Anytime minxy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning sausage possessors and hunters

Morning you

Aye aye aye minxy love (kisses)"

Back at you Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anytime minxy"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any flirters around?

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

*goes to sit in my corner*

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Attempts to flirt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*goes to sit in my corner* "

Come out and dance with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Attempts to flirt"

Come out and dance ... I need to shake off the day

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"*goes to sit in my corner*

Come out and dance with me "

I can try but I'm not a very good dancer I'm no Patrick swayze

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*goes to sit in my corner*

Come out and dance with me

I can try but I'm not a very good dancer I'm no Patrick swayze "

Don't care ... just to shake off the day

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"*goes to sit in my corner*

Come out and dance with me

I can try but I'm not a very good dancer I'm no Patrick swayze

Don't care ... just to shake off the day "

Well let's shake it off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*goes to sit in my corner*

Come out and dance with me

I can try but I'm not a very good dancer I'm no Patrick swayze

Don't care ... just to shake off the day

Well let's shake it off "

Good idea ... *limbers up*

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"*goes to sit in my corner*

Come out and dance with me

I can try but I'm not a very good dancer I'm no Patrick swayze

Don't care ... just to shake off the day

Well let's shake it off

Good idea ... *limbers up* "

Spanks ass as you bend over tee hee!

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Attempts to flirt

Come out and dance ... I need to shake off the day "

Offers his hand and does a jiggle... haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here to see what’s going on

Love to flirt

Come on, let’s play!!

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"Here to see what’s going on

Love to flirt

Come on, let’s play!! "

Good evening miss badgirl *kisses you hand*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*goes to sit in my corner*

Come out and dance with me

I can try but I'm not a very good dancer I'm no Patrick swayze

Don't care ... just to shake off the day

Well let's shake it off

Good idea ... *limbers up*

Spanks ass as you bend over tee hee! "

*shakes my tush at you*

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Here to see what’s going on

Love to flirt

Come on, let’s play!! "

Good evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Attempts to flirt

Come out and dance ... I need to shake off the day

Offers his hand and does a jiggle... haha"

Nice bit of Heaven 17 on the juke box?

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"*goes to sit in my corner*

Come out and dance with me

I can try but I'm not a very good dancer I'm no Patrick swayze

Don't care ... just to shake off the day

Well let's shake it off

Good idea ... *limbers up*

Spanks ass as you bend over tee hee!

*shakes my tush at you* "

Nice tush...

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Attempts to flirt

Come out and dance ... I need to shake off the day

Offers his hand and does a jiggle... haha

Nice bit of Heaven 17 on the juke box? "

Whatever you desire...

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"*goes to sit in my corner*

Come out and dance with me

I can try but I'm not a very good dancer I'm no Patrick swayze

Don't care ... just to shake off the day

Well let's shake it off

Good idea ... *limbers up*

Spanks ass as you bend over tee hee!

*shakes my tush at you* "

Looks like we will dancing as a three as mr intrigue would like your hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here to see what’s going on

Love to flirt

Come on, let’s play!!

Good evening miss badgirl *kisses you hand* "

Why thankyou good sir

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"Here to see what’s going on

Love to flirt

Come on, let’s play!!

Good evening miss badgirl *kisses you hand*

Why thankyou good sir "

You're very welcome my lady *bows* shall we join the others on the dance floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirt, flirt...

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Morning flirters

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

*waves from my corner*

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I'm rubbish at flirting maybe I should lurk in here and get some tips

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"I'm rubbish at flirting maybe I should lurk in here and get some tips "

*waves*

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. "
I can get it done in 20 so there

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I'm rubbish at flirting maybe I should lurk in here and get some tips

*waves* "

With what?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there "

Pffft!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon sexies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

"

Just need to know (for research purposes) is it Cumberland or chipolata?

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )"

I have sausage and two meatballs to go with it, in case you are particularly hungry

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Just need to know (for research purposes) is it Cumberland or chipolata? "

A chipolata you coud take in one go. A cumberland maybe not

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Just need to know (for research purposes) is it Cumberland or chipolata? "
Cocktail Sausage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

I have sausage and two meatballs to go with it, in case you are particularly hungry "

Now there's a tempting offer ... is it red hot too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Just need to know (for research purposes) is it Cumberland or chipolata?

A chipolata you coud take in one go. A cumberland maybe not "

Depends where I'm taking it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Just need to know (for research purposes) is it Cumberland or chipolata? Cocktail Sausage "

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Just need to know (for research purposes) is it Cumberland or chipolata?

A chipolata you coud take in one go. A cumberland maybe not

Depends where I'm taking it "

Haha

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

I have sausage and two meatballs to go with it, in case you are particularly hungry

Now there's a tempting offer ... is it red hot too? "

Served however you like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Just need to know (for research purposes) is it Cumberland or chipolata?

A chipolata you coud take in one go. A cumberland maybe not

Depends where I'm taking it

Haha"

One of these days Mr Pieman I'm gonna eat your sausage all up because I when i was a little girl I was never allowed to leave until I had eaten it all up

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Just need to know (for research purposes) is it Cumberland or chipolata? Cocktail Sausage

"
Only joking . Take a look yourself and don't think you can stick a small wooden skewer through it before you eat it !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

I have sausage and two meatballs to go with it, in case you are particularly hungry

Now there's a tempting offer ... is it red hot too?

Served however you like it"

Having peeped at your profile I'd suggest it will be red hot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Just need to know (for research purposes) is it Cumberland or chipolata? Cocktail Sausage

Only joking . Take a look yourself and don't think you can stick a small wooden skewer through it before you eat it !!"

Mmmmm, a proper meaty Cumberland there for sure

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

Not sure I've been here long enough to flirt... but I'll watch from afar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sure I've been here long enough to flirt... but I'll watch from afar. "

Don't be so daft ... just get stuck in

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Just need to know (for research purposes) is it Cumberland or chipolata?

A chipolata you coud take in one go. A cumberland maybe not

Depends where I'm taking it

Haha

One of these days Mr Pieman I'm gonna eat your sausage all up because I when i was a little girl I was never allowed to leave until I had eaten it all up "

Good girl

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By *ohnandLucyCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

But it'll need cooking properly... until the juices are flowing...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Just need to know (for research purposes) is it Cumberland or chipolata? Cocktail Sausage

Only joking . Take a look yourself and don't think you can stick a small wooden skewer through it before you eat it !!

Mmmmm, a proper meaty Cumberland there for sure "
All ready to go . You can even wrap it in bacon if you so wish

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell


"Not sure I've been here long enough to flirt... but I'll watch from afar.

Don't be so daft ... just get stuck in "

Stuck in you say? Ooo-er misses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Just need to know (for research purposes) is it Cumberland or chipolata?

A chipolata you coud take in one go. A cumberland maybe not

Depends where I'm taking it

Haha

One of these days Mr Pieman I'm gonna eat your sausage all up because I when i was a little girl I was never allowed to leave until I had eaten it all up

Good girl "

Of course I am

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Just need to know (for research purposes) is it Cumberland or chipolata? Cocktail Sausage

Only joking . Take a look yourself and don't think you can stick a small wooden skewer through it before you eat it !!

Mmmmm, a proper meaty Cumberland there for sure All ready to go . You can even wrap it in bacon if you so wish "

Nah! I'll pass on the bacon thanks but might have a bit of sauce on it!

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"I'm rubbish at flirting maybe I should lurk in here and get some tips

*waves*

With what?! "

According to the rest of the thread a sausage

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

"

Good afternoon miss minxy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sure I've been here long enough to flirt... but I'll watch from afar.

Don't be so daft ... just get stuck in

Stuck in you say? Ooo-er misses."

... Oops!

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"Afternoon sexies "

Good afternoon *bows*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Good afternoon miss minxy "

Hello lovely ... I'm getting all hot and bothered here ... and I it

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Good afternoon miss minxy

Hello lovely ... I'm getting all hot and bothered here ... and I it "

It's all the sausage talk lovely

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Just need to know (for research purposes) is it Cumberland or chipolata? Cocktail Sausage

Only joking . Take a look yourself and don't think you can stick a small wooden skewer through it before you eat it !!

Mmmmm, a proper meaty Cumberland there for sure All ready to go . You can even wrap it in bacon if you so wish

Nah! I'll pass on the bacon thanks but might have a bit of sauce on it! "
You saucy devil

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Good afternoon miss minxy

Hello lovely ... I'm getting all hot and bothered here ... and I it

It's all the sausage talk lovely "

It's my favourite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Just need to know (for research purposes) is it Cumberland or chipolata? Cocktail Sausage

Only joking . Take a look yourself and don't think you can stick a small wooden skewer through it before you eat it !!

Mmmmm, a proper meaty Cumberland there for sure All ready to go . You can even wrap it in bacon if you so wish

Nah! I'll pass on the bacon thanks but might have a bit of sauce on it!

You saucy devil "

Can you help then?

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Good afternoon miss minxy

Hello lovely ... I'm getting all hot and bothered here ... and I it

It's all the sausage talk lovely

It's my favourite "

I'll sit in the corner with my sausage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Good afternoon miss minxy

Hello lovely ... I'm getting all hot and bothered here ... and I it

It's all the sausage talk lovely

It's my favourite

I'll sit in the corner with my sausage "

Then I'm sitting with you

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Good afternoon miss minxy

Hello lovely ... I'm getting all hot and bothered here ... and I it

It's all the sausage talk lovely

It's my favourite

I'll sit in the corner with my sausage

Then I'm sitting with you "

My lap is free if you'd like a comfortable seat

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Just need to know (for research purposes) is it Cumberland or chipolata? Cocktail Sausage

Only joking . Take a look yourself and don't think you can stick a small wooden skewer through it before you eat it !!

Mmmmm, a proper meaty Cumberland there for sure All ready to go . You can even wrap it in bacon if you so wish

Nah! I'll pass on the bacon thanks but might have a bit of sauce on it!

You saucy devil

Can you help then?

"
of course . What sauce would you like and ill check my larder

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Good afternoon miss minxy

Hello lovely ... I'm getting all hot and bothered here ... and I it

It's all the sausage talk lovely

It's my favourite

I'll sit in the corner with my sausage

Then I'm sitting with you

My lap is free if you'd like a comfortable seat "

Why yes thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Just need to know (for research purposes) is it Cumberland or chipolata? Cocktail Sausage

Only joking . Take a look yourself and don't think you can stick a small wooden skewer through it before you eat it !!

Mmmmm, a proper meaty Cumberland there for sure All ready to go . You can even wrap it in bacon if you so wish

Nah! I'll pass on the bacon thanks but might have a bit of sauce on it!

You saucy devil

Can you help then?

of course . What sauce would you like and ill check my larder "

Anything so long as it's creamy

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I'm rubbish at flirting maybe I should lurk in here and get some tips

*waves*

With what?!

According to the rest of the thread a sausage "

Oh I'm anyone's for a sausage!

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Good afternoon miss minxy

Hello lovely ... I'm getting all hot and bothered here ... and I it

It's all the sausage talk lovely

It's my favourite

I'll sit in the corner with my sausage

Then I'm sitting with you

My lap is free if you'd like a comfortable seat

Why yes thank you "

Stop wiggling

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"I'm rubbish at flirting maybe I should lurk in here and get some tips

*waves*

With what?!

According to the rest of the thread a sausage

Oh I'm anyone's for a sausage! "

Tee hee!

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Just need to know (for research purposes) is it Cumberland or chipolata? Cocktail Sausage

Only joking . Take a look yourself and don't think you can stick a small wooden skewer through it before you eat it !!

Mmmmm, a proper meaty Cumberland there for sure All ready to go . You can even wrap it in bacon if you so wish

Nah! I'll pass on the bacon thanks but might have a bit of sauce on it!

You saucy devil

Can you help then?

of course . What sauce would you like and ill check my larder "

I'm surprised no one has asked for any gentlemans relish..

It goes particular well with meaty products..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Just need to know (for research purposes) is it Cumberland or chipolata? Cocktail Sausage

Only joking . Take a look yourself and don't think you can stick a small wooden skewer through it before you eat it !!

Mmmmm, a proper meaty Cumberland there for sure All ready to go . You can even wrap it in bacon if you so wish

Nah! I'll pass on the bacon thanks but might have a bit of sauce on it!

You saucy devil

Can you help then?

of course . What sauce would you like and ill check my larder

Anything so long as it's creamy "
And white?? Will tartar do ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Just need to know (for research purposes) is it Cumberland or chipolata? Cocktail Sausage

Only joking . Take a look yourself and don't think you can stick a small wooden skewer through it before you eat it !!

Mmmmm, a proper meaty Cumberland there for sure All ready to go . You can even wrap it in bacon if you so wish

Nah! I'll pass on the bacon thanks but might have a bit of sauce on it!

You saucy devil

Can you help then?

of course . What sauce would you like and ill check my larder

I'm surprised no one has asked for any gentlemans relish..

It goes particular well with meaty products.."

Good plan ... you got any?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Just need to know (for research purposes) is it Cumberland or chipolata? Cocktail Sausage

Only joking . Take a look yourself and don't think you can stick a small wooden skewer through it before you eat it !!

Mmmmm, a proper meaty Cumberland there for sure All ready to go . You can even wrap it in bacon if you so wish

Nah! I'll pass on the bacon thanks but might have a bit of sauce on it!

You saucy devil

Can you help then?

of course . What sauce would you like and ill check my larder

Anything so long as it's creamy And white?? Will tartar do ??"

You don't have tartar with sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Just need to know (for research purposes) is it Cumberland or chipolata? Cocktail Sausage

Only joking . Take a look yourself and don't think you can stick a small wooden skewer through it before you eat it !!

Mmmmm, a proper meaty Cumberland there for sure All ready to go . You can even wrap it in bacon if you so wish

Nah! I'll pass on the bacon thanks but might have a bit of sauce on it!

You saucy devil

Can you help then?

of course . What sauce would you like and ill check my larder

Anything so long as it's creamy And white?? Will tartar do ??

You don't have tartar with sausage "

Don't want lumpy bits with your sausage, mayo would be better...

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Just need to know (for research purposes) is it Cumberland or chipolata? Cocktail Sausage

Only joking . Take a look yourself and don't think you can stick a small wooden skewer through it before you eat it !!

Mmmmm, a proper meaty Cumberland there for sure All ready to go . You can even wrap it in bacon if you so wish

Nah! I'll pass on the bacon thanks but might have a bit of sauce on it!

You saucy devil

Can you help then?

of course . What sauce would you like and ill check my larder

Anything so long as it's creamy And white?? Will tartar do ??

You don't have tartar with sausage

Don't want lumpy bits with your sausage, mayo would be better... "

Is that light or normal mayo

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Just need to know (for research purposes) is it Cumberland or chipolata? Cocktail Sausage

Only joking . Take a look yourself and don't think you can stick a small wooden skewer through it before you eat it !!

Mmmmm, a proper meaty Cumberland there for sure All ready to go . You can even wrap it in bacon if you so wish

Nah! I'll pass on the bacon thanks but might have a bit of sauce on it!

You saucy devil

Can you help then?

of course . What sauce would you like and ill check my larder

I'm surprised no one has asked for any gentlemans relish..

It goes particular well with meaty products..

Good plan ... you got any? "

How many jars do you want?

I may need a hand with it...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Just need to know (for research purposes) is it Cumberland or chipolata? Cocktail Sausage

Only joking . Take a look yourself and don't think you can stick a small wooden skewer through it before you eat it !!

Mmmmm, a proper meaty Cumberland there for sure All ready to go . You can even wrap it in bacon if you so wish

Nah! I'll pass on the bacon thanks but might have a bit of sauce on it!

You saucy devil

Can you help then?

of course . What sauce would you like and ill check my larder

Anything so long as it's creamy And white?? Will tartar do ??

You don't have tartar with sausage "
No you misunderstood . I meant that's what you will say when you see it . Tartare

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

I'd best get back to my corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd best get back to my corner "

Naughty corner? Need a spanking first.... :P

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"I'd best get back to my corner

Naughty corner? Need a spanking first.... :P"

Tee hee! Is that me or you? Maybe we should retire to the corner as discuss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Just need to know (for research purposes) is it Cumberland or chipolata? Cocktail Sausage

Only joking . Take a look yourself and don't think you can stick a small wooden skewer through it before you eat it !!

Mmmmm, a proper meaty Cumberland there for sure All ready to go . You can even wrap it in bacon if you so wish

Nah! I'll pass on the bacon thanks but might have a bit of sauce on it!

You saucy devil

Can you help then?

of course . What sauce would you like and ill check my larder

I'm surprised no one has asked for any gentlemans relish..

It goes particular well with meaty products..

Good plan ... you got any?

How many jars do you want?

I may need a hand with it... "

Just enough for me

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"As you were boys and girls .... xxx

(Preferably boys with sausage )

Chipolata any use?

if you know how to use it ... hell yes x

Dunno about how to use it, but I'll give you the best 30 seconds you've ever had. I can get it done in 20 so there

Pffft!

Just need to know (for research purposes) is it Cumberland or chipolata? Cocktail Sausage

Only joking . Take a look yourself and don't think you can stick a small wooden skewer through it before you eat it !!

Mmmmm, a proper meaty Cumberland there for sure All ready to go . You can even wrap it in bacon if you so wish

Nah! I'll pass on the bacon thanks but might have a bit of sauce on it!

You saucy devil

Can you help then?

of course . What sauce would you like and ill check my larder

I'm surprised no one has asked for any gentlemans relish..

It goes particular well with meaty products..

Good plan ... you got any?

How many jars do you want?

I may need a hand with it...

Just enough for me "

I'm sure that can be arranged...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm surprised no one has asked for any gentlemans relish..

It goes particular well with meaty products..

Good plan ... you got any?

How many jars do you want?

I may need a hand with it...

Just enough for me

I'm sure that can be arranged... "

Mmmmm, great, I'm feeling rather peckish now

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Pretty quiet in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretty quiet in here "

Seems to be

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"Pretty quiet in here

Seems to be "

Well we are here miss tattoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shhh...

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Pops in....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All very quiet...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That's because nobody is offering SAUSAGE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody say sausage??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can offer a chipolata

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pops in for a look

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can offer a chipolata "

I bet I could turn it into a prime Cumberland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can offer a chipolata

I bet I could turn it into a prime Cumberland "

Long and spicy....sounds like an offer difficult to turn down...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can offer a chipolata

I bet I could turn it into a prime Cumberland

Long and spicy....sounds like an offer difficult to turn down..."

And it's my favourite thing to eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can offer a chipolata

I bet I could turn it into a prime Cumberland

Long and spicy....sounds like an offer difficult to turn down...

And it's my favourite thing to eat "

Killing two birds with the one stone ...very impressive...do you enjoy sauce with your Cumberland?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can offer a chipolata

I bet I could turn it into a prime Cumberland

Long and spicy....sounds like an offer difficult to turn down...

And it's my favourite thing to eat

Killing two birds with the one stone ...very impressive...do you enjoy sauce with your Cumberland?"

Oh absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can offer a chipolata

I bet I could turn it into a prime Cumberland

Long and spicy....sounds like an offer difficult to turn down...

And it's my favourite thing to eat

Killing two birds with the one stone ...very impressive...do you enjoy sauce with your Cumberland?

Oh absolutely "

One,two or more shakes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can offer a chipolata

I bet I could turn it into a prime Cumberland

Long and spicy....sounds like an offer difficult to turn down...

And it's my favourite thing to eat

Killing two birds with the one stone ...very impressive...do you enjoy sauce with your Cumberland?

Oh absolutely

One,two or more shakes?"

Depends what's on offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first “flirt” forum what’s the rules?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can offer a chipolata

I bet I could turn it into a prime Cumberland

Long and spicy....sounds like an offer difficult to turn down...

And it's my favourite thing to eat

Killing two birds with the one stone ...very impressive...do you enjoy sauce with your Cumberland?

Oh absolutely

One,two or more shakes?

Depends what's on offer "

Thick creamy milkshake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can offer a chipolata

I bet I could turn it into a prime Cumberland

Long and spicy....sounds like an offer difficult to turn down...

And it's my favourite thing to eat

Killing two birds with the one stone ...very impressive...do you enjoy sauce with your Cumberland?

Oh absolutely

One,two or more shakes?

Depends what's on offer

Thick creamy milkshake "

Hopefully that comes after the sausage then?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My first “flirt” forum what’s the rules? "

Sausage seems the current theme

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My first “flirt” forum what’s the rules? "

No rules ... just get on with it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My first “flirt” forum what’s the rules?

No rules ... just get on with it!!! "

Haha ok

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over a year ago


"My first “flirt” forum what’s the rules?

Sausage seems the current theme "

Nothing to do with me

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

*sits in the corner and watches what develops*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can offer a chipolata

I bet I could turn it into a prime Cumberland

Long and spicy....sounds like an offer difficult to turn down...

And it's my favourite thing to eat

Killing two birds with the one stone ...very impressive...do you enjoy sauce with your Cumberland?

Oh absolutely

One,two or more shakes?

Depends what's on offer

Thick creamy milkshake

Hopefully that comes after the sausage then?! "

It comes when required, after being pulled from the tap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pops in for a look"

Bigger, I missed you ... how's your sausage skills?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pops in for a look

Bigger, I missed you ... how's your sausage skills? "

Bugger even!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*sits in the corner and watches what develops* "

Oh no you don't, you get out here and wave your sausage around

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can offer a chipolata

I bet I could turn it into a prime Cumberland

Long and spicy....sounds like an offer difficult to turn down...

And it's my favourite thing to eat

Killing two birds with the one stone ...very impressive...do you enjoy sauce with your Cumberland?

Oh absolutely

One,two or more shakes?

Depends what's on offer

Thick creamy milkshake

Hopefully that comes after the sausage then?!

It comes when required, after being pulled from the tap "

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can offer a chipolata

I bet I could turn it into a prime Cumberland

Long and spicy....sounds like an offer difficult to turn down...

And it's my favourite thing to eat

Killing two birds with the one stone ...very impressive...do you enjoy sauce with your Cumberland?

Oh absolutely

One,two or more shakes?

Depends what's on offer

Thick creamy milkshake

Hopefully that comes after the sausage then?!

It comes when required, after being pulled from the tap

Perfect "

Supplies can be limited depending on demand of course

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"*sits in the corner and watches what develops*

Oh no you don't, you get out here and wave your sausage around "

What and wave it around like just don't care

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can offer a chipolata

I bet I could turn it into a prime Cumberland

Long and spicy....sounds like an offer difficult to turn down...

And it's my favourite thing to eat

Killing two birds with the one stone ...very impressive...do you enjoy sauce with your Cumberland?

Oh absolutely

One,two or more shakes?

Depends what's on offer

Thick creamy milkshake

Hopefully that comes after the sausage then?!

It comes when required, after being pulled from the tap

Perfect

Supplies can be limited depending on demand of course "

Oh I'm not demanding at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*sits in the corner and watches what develops*

Oh no you don't, you get out here and wave your sausage around

What and wave it around like just don't care "

Yeah baby!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can offer a chipolata

I bet I could turn it into a prime Cumberland

Long and spicy....sounds like an offer difficult to turn down...

And it's my favourite thing to eat

Killing two birds with the one stone ...very impressive...do you enjoy sauce with your Cumberland?

Oh absolutely

One,two or more shakes?

Depends what's on offer

Thick creamy milkshake

Hopefully that comes after the sausage then?!

It comes when required, after being pulled from the tap

Perfect

Supplies can be limited depending on demand of course

Oh I'm not demanding at all "

In that case satisfying that demand should be achievable

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"*sits in the corner and watches what develops*

Oh no you don't, you get out here and wave your sausage around

What and wave it around like just don't care

Yeah baby!!! "

*moves to the middle of the room*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can offer a chipolata

I bet I could turn it into a prime Cumberland

Long and spicy....sounds like an offer difficult to turn down...

And it's my favourite thing to eat

Killing two birds with the one stone ...very impressive...do you enjoy sauce with your Cumberland?

Oh absolutely

One,two or more shakes?

Depends what's on offer

Thick creamy milkshake

Hopefully that comes after the sausage then?!

It comes when required, after being pulled from the tap

Perfect

Supplies can be limited depending on demand of course

Oh I'm not demanding at all

In that case satisfying that demand should be achievable "

Superb

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*sits in the corner and watches what develops*

Oh no you don't, you get out here and wave your sausage around

What and wave it around like just don't care

Yeah baby!!!

*moves to the middle of the room* "

*steps aside so you can take centre stage ... work it baby*

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"*sits in the corner and watches what develops*

Oh no you don't, you get out here and wave your sausage around

What and wave it around like just don't care

Yeah baby!!!

*moves to the middle of the room*

*steps aside so you can take centre stage ... work it baby*"

You can stay right by me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*sits in the corner and watches what develops*

Oh no you don't, you get out here and wave your sausage around

What and wave it around like just don't care

Yeah baby!!!

*moves to the middle of the room*

*steps aside so you can take centre stage ... work it baby*

You can stay right by me "

I won't have the moves that you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*sits in the corner and watches what develops*

Oh no you don't, you get out here and wave your sausage around

What and wave it around like just don't care

Yeah baby!!!

*moves to the middle of the room*

*steps aside so you can take centre stage ... work it baby*

You can stay right by me

I won't have the moves that you have "
.

Room for another sausage?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*sits in the corner and watches what develops*

Oh no you don't, you get out here and wave your sausage around

What and wave it around like just don't care

Yeah baby!!!

*moves to the middle of the room*

*steps aside so you can take centre stage ... work it baby*

You can stay right by me

I won't have the moves that you have .

Room for another sausage?"

Why not, let's have "sausage off"

*puts "You can leave your hat on" the juke box*

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"*sits in the corner and watches what develops*

Oh no you don't, you get out here and wave your sausage around

What and wave it around like just don't care

Yeah baby!!!

*moves to the middle of the room*

*steps aside so you can take centre stage ... work it baby*

You can stay right by me

I won't have the moves that you have "

*Puts sausage in your hand* I think you'll be just fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*sits in the corner and watches what develops*

Oh no you don't, you get out here and wave your sausage around

What and wave it around like just don't care

Yeah baby!!!

*moves to the middle of the room*

*steps aside so you can take centre stage ... work it baby*

You can stay right by me

I won't have the moves that you have .

Room for another sausage?

Why not, let's have "sausage off"

*puts "You can leave your hat on" the juke box* "
.

We could play find the sausage and then hide it again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*sits in the corner and watches what develops*

Oh no you don't, you get out here and wave your sausage around

What and wave it around like just don't care

Yeah baby!!!

*moves to the middle of the room*

*steps aside so you can take centre stage ... work it baby*

You can stay right by me

I won't have the moves that you have

*Puts sausage in your hand* I think you'll be just fine "

Well with an offer like that ... how could I possibly refuse?

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"*sits in the corner and watches what develops*

Oh no you don't, you get out here and wave your sausage around

What and wave it around like just don't care

Yeah baby!!!

*moves to the middle of the room*

*steps aside so you can take centre stage ... work it baby*

You can stay right by me

I won't have the moves that you have

*Puts sausage in your hand* I think you'll be just fine

Well with an offer like that ... how could I possibly refuse? "

I could always take it back if you don't like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*sits in the corner and watches what develops*

Oh no you don't, you get out here and wave your sausage around

What and wave it around like just don't care

Yeah baby!!!

*moves to the middle of the room*

*steps aside so you can take centre stage ... work it baby*

You can stay right by me

I won't have the moves that you have .

Room for another sausage?

Why not, let's have "sausage off"

*puts "You can leave your hat on" the juke box* .

We could play find the sausage and then hide it again "

Still want to see you boys doing the Full Monty to "you can leave your hat on"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*sits in the corner and watches what develops*

Oh no you don't, you get out here and wave your sausage around

What and wave it around like just don't care

Yeah baby!!!

*moves to the middle of the room*

*steps aside so you can take centre stage ... work it baby*

You can stay right by me

I won't have the moves that you have

*Puts sausage in your hand* I think you'll be just fine

Well with an offer like that ... how could I possibly refuse?

I could always take it back if you don't like it "

Nnoooooooooo you don't

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"*sits in the corner and watches what develops*

Oh no you don't, you get out here and wave your sausage around

What and wave it around like just don't care

Yeah baby!!!

*moves to the middle of the room*

*steps aside so you can take centre stage ... work it baby*

You can stay right by me

I won't have the moves that you have

*Puts sausage in your hand* I think you'll be just fine

Well with an offer like that ... how could I possibly refuse?

I could always take it back if you don't like it

Nnoooooooooo you don't "

Thought as much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*sits in the corner and watches what develops*

Oh no you don't, you get out here and wave your sausage around

What and wave it around like just don't care

Yeah baby!!!

*moves to the middle of the room*

*steps aside so you can take centre stage ... work it baby*

You can stay right by me

I won't have the moves that you have

*Puts sausage in your hand* I think you'll be just fine

Well with an offer like that ... how could I possibly refuse?

I could always take it back if you don't like it

Nnoooooooooo you don't

Thought as much "

It might help me sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*sits in the corner and watches what develops*

Oh no you don't, you get out here and wave your sausage around

What and wave it around like just don't care

Yeah baby!!!

*moves to the middle of the room*

*steps aside so you can take centre stage ... work it baby*

You can stay right by me

I won't have the moves that you have .

Room for another sausage?

Why not, let's have "sausage off"

*puts "You can leave your hat on" the juke box* .

We could play find the sausage and then hide it again

Still want to see you boys doing the Full Monty to "you can leave your hat on" "

Hmmm I wouldn't mind at all...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*sits in the corner and watches what develops*

Oh no you don't, you get out here and wave your sausage around

What and wave it around like just don't care

Yeah baby!!!

*moves to the middle of the room*

*steps aside so you can take centre stage ... work it baby*

You can stay right by me

I won't have the moves that you have .

Room for another sausage?

Why not, let's have "sausage off"

*puts "You can leave your hat on" the juke box* .

We could play find the sausage and then hide it again

Still want to see you boys doing the Full Monty to "you can leave your hat on"

Hmmm I wouldn't mind at all... "

Want me to throw my knickers at you (clean ones obvs! )?

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"*sits in the corner and watches what develops*

Oh no you don't, you get out here and wave your sausage around

What and wave it around like just don't care

Yeah baby!!!

*moves to the middle of the room*

*steps aside so you can take centre stage ... work it baby*

You can stay right by me

I won't have the moves that you have

*Puts sausage in your hand* I think you'll be just fine

Well with an offer like that ... how could I possibly refuse?

I could always take it back if you don't like it

Nnoooooooooo you don't

Thought as much

It might help me sleep "

You are struggling to sleep too maybe we could help each other

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