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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cup of tea or coffee ,,, you really do have one track minds !!!Dirt track .

tea or coffe ? kettle is on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cup of tea or coffee ,,, you really do have one track minds !!!Dirt track .

tea or coffe ? kettle is on

Tea please.... And a bacon sandwich!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

coffee please milk no sugar

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By *essesCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

Ooooh coffee please ... A d*unk friend in Oz has just texted and woken me up ...boooooo.

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

ta coffee two n coo please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea, builders, no sugar, please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hold on i cant write that fast !! and who asked for a bacon butty !!! thats a good idea. you cook the bacon and i get some bread !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee black no sugar please and if it's no trouble could I have some toast as well cold crispy and with jam on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any chance of a fried egg with the bacon in the sandwich?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

what do you think i am ? a cafe !!!lol who's going to help me ?

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By *ogamuffinMan
over a year ago

slough

coffee with 2 sugars and some of your special cream please.

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

frying pan on shout it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what do you think i am ? a cafe !!!lol who's going to help me ?

Now I know if I ever went into kitchen to help my x I was told to fook off I can do it better alone and seeing as you men are all the same best I stay out of kitchen will only get under your feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

no promise not to moan ,, its just that there are a lot of teas and coffees to be made , and now they want food !!lol all i want is an easy morning !! what about if you cook and i clean and serve !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no promise not to moan ,, its just that there are a lot of teas and coffees to be made , and now they want food !!lol all i want is an easy morning !! what about if you cook and i clean and serve !

My x was a chef he could do it better cos I can't cook I mean why have a dog and bark yourself , you cook I will clean pass the marigolds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

dont moan if its burnt ! lol i must warn you i can burn water me ! now who wanted toast ? Dont spash me with the water you naughty girl !!! i will have to tell someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont moan if its burnt ! lol i must warn you i can burn water me ! now who wanted toast ? Dont spash me with the water you naughty girl !!! i will have to tell someone "

Me me I want toast and it's ok I always burn toast then scrape to required colour that is the proper way to cook it isnt it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you are my kinda cook !!lol jam or just butter ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that tea ready- am parched....

Argh never mind, I will do it....!

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By *enaughty2Couple
over a year ago

colchester

coffee every time hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well at least some of you are helping . i will make sure you get yours first . right kettle boiled again , Who want egg in the bacon butty ? now which one of you two is flicking water at me ? it is water ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll get up and do it now the rugby is nearly over!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll get up and do it now the rugby is nearly over!!"

Woo hoo good man I'm still in bed mInd and now you doing it no need to help

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

so have i got to bring it to your bed ? what am i ? a slave ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black coffee please..... And just to complicate things can I have two slices of toast .. cold and crispy made into a sandwich with grilled, crispy smoked bacon and sliced banana. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

sorry run out of bananas , had them all last night ! what about unsmoked ? fussy lot you ! but i am getting there . Moodycow was a great help (not )lol get out of bed and help me clean up ! please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry run out of bananas , had them all last night ! what about unsmoked ? fussy lot you ! but i am getting there . Moodycow was a great help (not )lol get out of bed and help me clean up ! please "

I can't I feel sick now bacon and banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll compromise on the smoked bit so long as it's crispy but I must have the banana lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll get up and do it now the rugby is nearly over!!

Woo hoo good man I'm still in bed mInd and now you doing it no need to help "

Shit now where is the kettle again lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll get up and do it now the rugby is nearly over!!

Woo hoo good man I'm still in bed mInd and now you doing it no need to help

Shit now where is the kettle again lol!!"

In the kitchen normally

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

in the kitchen !! over there in corner with the coffee stuff ,, just watch out for the ladies washing up moodycow keeps throwing water ( and as for the other lady , thats just rude !!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so have i got to bring it to your bed ? what am i ? a slave ?

Missed this bit well der yeah lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"so have i got to bring it to your bed ? what am i ? a slave ?

Missed this bit well der yeah lol

it will cost you !!!!!

a kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so have i got to bring it to your bed ? what am i ? a slave ?

Missed this bit well der yeah lol

it will cost you !!!!!

a kiss

Here catch I'm blowing , a kiss you dirty minded buggers you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a black coffee no sugar please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"in the kitchen !! over there in corner with the coffee stuff ,, just watch out for the ladies washing up moodycow keeps throwing water ( and as for the other lady , thats just rude !!)

But I was only eating it.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

would you like me to bring it to you as well ? i seam to be a coffee and tea bitch this morning !!lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The what??? Kitchen where the fook is that??? Is it in the garage??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a black coffee no sugar please x"

That's all I wanted an hr ago hmm ok maybe some toast as well and I'm still waiting going to have to complain soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a black coffee no sugar please x"

Lol I should of known to make u a cuppa!!!!x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you please add a couple of slices of toast when you are doing moodycow's. Ta x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a black coffee no sugar please x

Lol I should of known to make u a cuppa!!!!x"

Don't know how you forgot me ! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a black coffee no sugar please x

Lol I should of known to make u a cuppa!!!!x

Don't know how you forgot me ! x"

Lol it's my age Hun!! So butter or marg on ur toast?? Black bits scraped off obviously lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a black coffee no sugar please x

Lol I should of known to make u a cuppa!!!!x

Don't know how you forgot me ! x

Lol it's my age Hun!! So butter or marg on ur toast?? Black bits scraped off obviously lol

Butter and a little pate if you have any but without is fine x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

T 2 s and M - please ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a black coffee no sugar please x

Lol I should of known to make u a cuppa!!!!x

Don't know how you forgot me ! x

Lol it's my age Hun!! So butter or marg on ur toast?? Black bits scraped off obviously lol

Butter and a little pate if you have any but without is fine x"

You get yours before me and i will scream and scream until im sick and i can you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea, the universal lubricant of engineers and desk jockeys alike... stirred with a steel rule in one sphere and a biro by the other

Industrial strength, two sugars and milk please

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea, the universal lubricant of engineers and desk jockeys alike... stirred with a steel rule in one sphere and a biro by the other

Industrial strength, two sugars and milk please

you have changed your pic just to confuddle me

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got so hungry I made my own

Moodycow - saved you a couple of slices

Wolfie1974 - your drinks going cold

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got so hungry I made my own

Moodycow - saved you a couple of slices

Wolfie1974 - your drinks going cold

Xxx "

you are a star thank you , see who needs males

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got so hungry I made my own

Moodycow - saved you a couple of slices

Wolfie1974 - your drinks going cold

Xxx "

I'm still looking for the pate!! What is that again pmsl for posh peeps in shrops aye it???xx I like my coffee cold anyways, just my women hot pmsl!!!xx

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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

tea please .... just milk am sweet enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee wi milk and ten fags please xx

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By *illow_femaleWoman
over a year ago

Thetford

mmmmmmm stretch.... yawn......Morning...

Am I too late for a coffee ?

If not, black 2 sugars please

XxX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's afternoon tea now !! Iced bun anyone ?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Baileys and ice for me please

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By *illow_femaleWoman
over a year ago

Thetford

"It's afternoon tea now !! Iced bun anyone ? "

Ohh yes please.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Ive just made a cuppa

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I'm having a Magners with spiced apple and Rhubarb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baileys and ice for me please "

+1 please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

strongbow anyone lol??

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"strongbow anyone lol??

I'll have a vodke and diet plz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a coffee thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it wine time yet?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Is it wine time yet? "

Its always wine time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i have a tea and a choccy biccie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time to hit the....... Irnbru lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you seen the mess you lot have left in the kitchen !!! You know that room next to the utility room !! Near the back door !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, you cleaning it up tho ta

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