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"My internet on phone dosent work outside and the street they sent me too was dead (ie nobody around) and gave no house number but somehow expected me to use my Derek Acorah powers to find them" Why did you go somewhere when you didn't know the house number and had no way of contacting them when you got there? | |||
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"My internet on phone dosent work outside and the street they sent me too was dead (ie nobody around) and gave no house number but somehow expected me to use my Derek Acorah powers to find them" That's not great planning to be honest. I wouldn't show up if I was told to go to a street. I'd also make sure I had a way to communicate with them. | |||
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"My internet on phone dosent work outside and the street they sent me too was dead (ie nobody around) and gave no house number but somehow expected me to use my Derek Acorah powers to find them" Could have maybe asked before you set off given your internet is indoor use only? | |||
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"Everything I do plan goes wrong. Plus it was snowing that day so it was shitty weather luckily I know the area off by heart" Snow? Do you work for British rail? | |||
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"PS Derek Acorah doesn't have any powers "He has bits of paper hidden about his person with useful info, such as house and phone numbers. It's almost like magic. | |||
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"PS Derek Acorah doesn't have any powers
He has bits of paper hidden about his person with useful info, such as house and phone numbers. It's almost like magic."He has outdoor Internets though I bet | |||
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"I can imagine I was as people like to take the piss lol" If you click on reply+quote we will know who you're replying to.  | |||
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"I can imagine I was as people like to take the piss lol If you click on reply+quote we will know who you're replying to. "I suppose that what I get for being stupid | |||
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"Everything I do plan goes wrong. Plus it was snowing that day so it was shitty weather luckily I know the area off by heart" Even though you think you may have gotten lost | |||
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"I can imagine I was as people like to take the piss lol" Ask lots more questions next time. Suss it out a bit more before you even leave the house. Definitely don't go out with anything less than a house number, postcode and a phone number. Although meeting at a total strangers house to me would ring alarm bells. | |||
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"PS Derek Acorah doesn't have any powers
He has bits of paper hidden about his person with useful info, such as house and phone numbers. It's almost like magic."He does have powers. He knew that Mary loves dick | |||
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"Has anybody ever had a meet that went wrong (ie couldnt find the place - so gave up and told them when you got back), just to get a all in capital message of Do Not Contact Me Again. " No , and we’ve met people from all over the country | |||
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 ) with my buttocks doing the most clenching they've ever had to do and with a desperate look in my eyes, realised it was a pay and display car park!!! I threw money in the machine, whimpered a bit as i contemplated the shame of pooing myself in public, re clenched my arse cheeks and ran back to the car and then emergency belted it to the toilet with "please don't poo yourself, please don't poo yourself" as my little mantra.
I like to think there was a slow mo, chariots of fire montage playing in the background as I did all this... and i practically shoved a mother and daughter out of the way as they were yapping in the loo entrance doorway!
I only just made it onto the toilet. The relief was immense.
I then had to text him to let him know i was a bit held up and would be there asap.
Thankfully, things got better from there on in!
But no, i always find my way. Eventually. | |||
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"When i first met the man off here who i've since met a few times since, we were due to meet at a certain time/place. Only i had a terribly nervous stomache. I had to do an emergency detour to the nearest public toilet, leg it across a full car park (there was a surfing competition on ) with my buttocks doing the most clenching they've ever had to do and with a desperate look in my eyes, realised it was a pay and display car park!!! I threw money in the machine, whimpered a bit as i contemplated the shame of pooing myself in public, re clenched my arse cheeks and ran back to the car and then emergency belted it to the toilet with "please don't poo yourself, please don't poo yourself" as my little mantra.
I like to think there was a slow mo, chariots of fire montage playing in the background as I did all this... and i practically shoved a mother and daughter out of the way as they were yapping in the loo entrance doorway!
I only just made it onto the toilet. The relief was immense.
I then had to text him to let him know i was a bit held up and would be there asap.
Thankfully, things got better from there on in!
But no, i always find my way. Eventually."  | |||
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"When i first met the man off here who i've since met a few times since, we were due to meet at a certain time/place. Only i had a terribly nervous stomache. I had to do an emergency detour to the nearest public toilet, leg it across a full car park (there was a surfing competition on ) with my buttocks doing the most clenching they've ever had to do and with a desperate look in my eyes, realised it was a pay and display car park!!! I threw money in the machine, whimpered a bit as i contemplated the shame of pooing myself in public, re clenched my arse cheeks and ran back to the car and then emergency belted it to the toilet with "please don't poo yourself, please don't poo yourself" as my little mantra.
I like to think there was a slow mo, chariots of fire montage playing in the background as I did all this... and i practically shoved a mother and daughter out of the way as they were yapping in the loo entrance doorway!
I only just made it onto the toilet. The relief was immense.
I then had to text him to let him know i was a bit held up and would be there asap.
Thankfully, things got better from there on in!
But no, i always find my way. Eventually." | |||
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"Has anybody ever had a meet that went wrong (ie couldnt find the place - so gave up and told them when you got back), just to get a all in capital message of Do Not Contact Me Again. " ???? Y not just message them saying you cood not find them wen you wos looking for them at the time. ??? 
That way thay no you carnt find them then shood tell you wear so then you do find them and have a meet
Everyone is happy that way
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"When i first met the man off here who i've since met a few times since, we were due to meet at a certain time/place. Only i had a terribly nervous stomache. I had to do an emergency detour to the nearest public toilet, leg it across a full car park (there was a surfing competition on ) with my buttocks doing the most clenching they've ever had to do and with a desperate look in my eyes, realised it was a pay and display car park!!! I threw money in the machine, whimpered a bit as i contemplated the shame of pooing myself in public, re clenched my arse cheeks and ran back to the car and then emergency belted it to the toilet with "please don't poo yourself, please don't poo yourself" as my little mantra.
I like to think there was a slow mo, chariots of fire montage playing in the background as I did all this... and i practically shoved a mother and daughter out of the way as they were yapping in the loo entrance doorway!
I only just made it onto the toilet. The relief was immense.
I then had to text him to let him know i was a bit held up and would be there asap.
Thankfully, things got better from there on in!
But no, i always find my way. Eventually."Very honest and brave lady | |||
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"Everything I do plan goes wrong. Plus it was snowing that day so it was shitty weather luckily I know the area off by heart" All pretty lame excuses Your doing your planning wrong so then change how you plan. If you knew the area by heart you would not be lost. | |||
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"I wasnt lost, I knew exactly where the street was so I went to tbe exact street, they just didnt give me a hpuse number" Like others have said, why did you go with no confirmed address/number? | |||
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"I wasnt lost, I knew exactly where the street was so I went to tbe exact street, they just didnt give me a hpuse number"
So y not message saying you're on the street and arsk wot number it is easy | |||
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"I wasnt lost, I knew exactly where the street was so I went to tbe exact street, they just didnt give me a hpuse number" I thought you told them you couldn't find the street, when you got back online. I could have misread though | |||
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"I wasnt lost, I knew exactly where the street was so I went to tbe exact street, they just didnt give me a hpuse number Like others have said, why did you go with no confirmed address/number?" Because I never think things through | |||
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"I wasnt lost, I knew exactly where the street was so I went to tbe exact street, they just didnt give me a hpuse number
So y not message saying you're on the street and arsk wot number it is easy "He said he had no internet connection outside. | |||
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"I wasnt lost, I knew exactly where the street was so I went to tbe exact street, they just didnt give me a hpuse number Like others have said, why did you go with no confirmed address/number? Because I never think things through" Use the brain in your head to think, not the one in your pants next time hun! | |||
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"I wasnt lost, I knew exactly where the street was so I went to tbe exact street, they just didnt give me a hpuse number I thought you told them you couldn't find the street, when you got back online. I could have misread though " I found tbe street easy, it was just the number | |||
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"I wasnt lost, I knew exactly where the street was so I went to tbe exact street, they just didnt give me a hpuse number Like others have said, why did you go with no confirmed address/number? Because I never think things through Use the brain in your head to think, not the one in your pants next time hun!" I will next time | |||
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"I wasnt lost, I knew exactly where the street was so I went to tbe exact street, they just didnt give me a hpuse number
So y not message saying you're on the street and arsk wot number it is easy
He said he had no internet connection outside."O ok. Missd that bit. Then y not confirm the number befor you go then. Y go sumwear if you don't no the address | |||
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"I wasnt lost, I knew exactly where the street was so I went to tbe exact street, they just didnt give me a hpuse number
So y not message saying you're on the street and arsk wot number it is easy
He said he had no internet connection outside.
O ok. Missd that bit.
Then y not confirm the number befor you go then.
Y go sumwear if you don't no the address "Its called thinking with your cock hun | |||
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"I wasnt lost, I knew exactly where the street was so I went to tbe exact street, they just didnt give me a hpuse number
So y not message saying you're on the street and arsk wot number it is easy
He said he had no internet connection outside.
O ok. Missd that bit.
Then y not confirm the number befor you go then.
Y go sumwear if you don't no the address "Because they claimed they were watching for me and would shout me but noboxy did and the street was dead - so with me there and only me i was sure I wouldnt have been hard to miss | |||
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"I wasnt lost, I knew exactly where the street was so I went to tbe exact street, they just didnt give me a hpuse number
So y not message saying you're on the street and arsk wot number it is easy
He said he had no internet connection outside.
O ok. Missd that bit.
Then y not confirm the number befor you go then.
Y go sumwear if you don't no the address
Because they claimed they were watching for me and would shout me but noboxy did and the street was dead - so with me there and only me i was sure I wouldnt have been hard to miss"Sounds like you let your little head rule your big head. | |||
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"I wasnt lost, I knew exactly where the street was so I went to tbe exact street, they just didnt give me a hpuse number
So y not message saying you're on the street and arsk wot number it is easy
He said he had no internet connection outside.
O ok. Missd that bit.
Then y not confirm the number befor you go then.
Y go sumwear if you don't no the address
Because they claimed they were watching for me and would shout me but noboxy did and the street was dead - so with me there and only me i was sure I wouldnt have been hard to miss
Sounds like you let your little head rule your big head."Lol all my meets seem to go wrong | |||
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"I wasnt lost, I knew exactly where the street was so I went to tbe exact street, they just didnt give me a hpuse number
So y not message saying you're on the street and arsk wot number it is easy
He said he had no internet connection outside.
O ok. Missd that bit.
Then y not confirm the number befor you go then.
Y go sumwear if you don't no the address
Because they claimed they were watching for me and would shout me but noboxy did and the street was dead - so with me there and only me i was sure I wouldnt have been hard to miss"Shorley that thay claimed they were watching for you and would shout out and not send you a address wood have rased alarm bell,s for a possible fake.
It wood if that happened to me anyway. | |||
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"I wasnt lost, I knew exactly where the street was so I went to tbe exact street, they just didnt give me a hpuse number I thought you told them you couldn't find the street, when you got back online. I could have misread though I found tbe street easy, it was just the number " How did they expect you to find them then? I'm confused. She gave you the street address, so you drove there with no means to find out the number? Or did she say she'd wait ouside for you? If she didnt wait outside and you waited for a sufficient amount of time, I'm surprised that she would be pissed off about that. That's not your fault.... Though I think you now know to make sure you can communicate outside next time | |||
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"I wasnt lost, I knew exactly where the street was so I went to tbe exact street, they just didnt give me a hpuse number
So y not message saying you're on the street and arsk wot number it is easy
He said he had no internet connection outside.
O ok. Missd that bit.
Then y not confirm the number befor you go then.
Y go sumwear if you don't no the address
Because they claimed they were watching for me and would shout me but noboxy did and the street was dead - so with me there and only me i was sure I wouldnt have been hard to miss
Shorley that thay claimed they were watching for you and would shout out and not send you a address wood have rased alarm bell,s for a possible fake.
It wood if that happened to me anyway."With me having special needs I font think like that, thats why everything I plan goes wrong | |||
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"I wasnt lost, I knew exactly where the street was so I went to tbe exact street, they just didnt give me a hpuse number
So y not message saying you're on the street and arsk wot number it is easy
He said he had no internet connection outside.
O ok. Missd that bit.
Then y not confirm the number befor you go then.
Y go sumwear if you don't no the address
Because they claimed they were watching for me and would shout me but noboxy did and the street was dead - so with me there and only me i was sure I wouldnt have been hard to miss"Well next time then make sure you specify you don't wish to just be called out from the street. "Oi sex boy over 'ere" No sex is worth getting messed around over. | |||
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"I wasnt lost, I knew exactly where the street was so I went to tbe exact street, they just didnt give me a hpuse number
So y not message saying you're on the street and arsk wot number it is easy
He said he had no internet connection outside.
O ok. Missd that bit.
Then y not confirm the number befor you go then.
Y go sumwear if you don't no the address
Because they claimed they were watching for me and would shout me but noboxy did and the street was dead - so with me there and only me i was sure I wouldnt have been hard to miss
Sounds like you let your little head rule your big head.
Lol all my meets seem to go wrong"So stop thinking with your dick ffs. Sounds like the issue is you not thinking things thro. Only you can control that. | |||
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"I wasnt lost, I knew exactly where the street was so I went to tbe exact street, they just didnt give me a hpuse number
So y not message saying you're on the street and arsk wot number it is easy
He said he had no internet connection outside.
O ok. Missd that bit.
Then y not confirm the number befor you go then.
Y go sumwear if you don't no the address
Because they claimed they were watching for me and would shout me but noboxy did and the street was dead - so with me there and only me i was sure I wouldnt have been hard to miss
Shorley that thay claimed they were watching for you and would shout out and not send you a address wood have rased alarm bell,s for a possible fake.
It wood if that happened to me anyway.
With me having special needs I font think like that, thats why everything I plan goes wrong"Its your apparent failure to plan that is letting you down my lovely. | |||
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"I got there by bus, explained e everything I was wearing and when I got there, the street was dead. So I was the only 1 on the street, and they claimed they would look out for me. I walked up and dwn that street for hlf an hr and nobody turned up. So I gave up and left " Sorry to be harsh but you wasted your own time then. | |||
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"I got there by bus, explained e everything I was wearing and when I got there, the street was dead. So I was the only 1 on the street, and they claimed they would look out for me. I walked up and dwn that street for hlf an hr and nobody turned up. So I gave up and left Sorry to be harsh but you wasted your own time then. " I figured that put when it was too late. | |||
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"I wasnt lost, I knew exactly where the street was so I went to tbe exact street, they just didnt give me a hpuse number
So y not message saying you're on the street and arsk wot number it is easy
He said he had no internet connection outside.
O ok. Missd that bit.
Then y not confirm the number befor you go then.
Y go sumwear if you don't no the address
Because they claimed they were watching for me and would shout me but noboxy did and the street was dead - so with me there and only me i was sure I wouldnt have been hard to miss
Shorley that thay claimed they were watching for you and would shout out and not send you a address wood have rased alarm bell,s for a possible fake.
It wood if that happened to me anyway.
With me having special needs I font think like that, thats why everything I plan goes wrong"I to got special needs. Won't go in to detail and i won't arsk wot yours are. But Shorley if you plan a meet then you no wear your going not just a random street. Rite ?? | |||
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"I wasnt lost, I knew exactly where the street was so I went to tbe exact street, they just didnt give me a hpuse number
So y not message saying you're on the street and arsk wot number it is easy
He said he had no internet connection outside.
O ok. Missd that bit.
Then y not confirm the number befor you go then.
Y go sumwear if you don't no the address
Because they claimed they were watching for me and would shout me but noboxy did and the street was dead - so with me there and only me i was sure I wouldnt have been hard to miss
Shorley that thay claimed they were watching for you and would shout out and not send you a address wood have rased alarm bell,s for a possible fake.
It wood if that happened to me anyway.
With me having special needs I font think like that, thats why everything I plan goes wrong
I to got special needs. Won't go in to detail and i won't arsk wot yours are.
But Shorley if you plan a meet then you no wear your going not just a random street. Rite ?? "Looking bk I was being stupid | |||
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"I wasnt lost, I knew exactly where the street was so I went to tbe exact street, they just didnt give me a hpuse number
So y not message saying you're on the street and arsk wot number it is easy
He said he had no internet connection outside.
O ok. Missd that bit.
Then y not confirm the number befor you go then.
Y go sumwear if you don't no the address
Because they claimed they were watching for me and would shout me but noboxy did and the street was dead - so with me there and only me i was sure I wouldnt have been hard to miss
Shorley that thay claimed they were watching for you and would shout out and not send you a address wood have rased alarm bell,s for a possible fake.
It wood if that happened to me anyway.
With me having special needs I font think like that, thats why everything I plan goes wrong
I to got special needs. Won't go in to detail and i won't arsk wot yours are.
But Shorley if you plan a meet then you no wear your going not just a random street. Rite ??
Looking bk I was being stupid"We'll next time then make Shor you have a fall address. And a plan B. That way you don't wast your time as you can go to plan B if things don't work. Good luck op | |||
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"We all do silly things from time to time. At least you know what to do next time lovely " Learn from your mistakes and move onwards and upwards from here. | |||
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