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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

post three different items and person below has to say what he or she would do using those three items in one sentence.

Example: bra, car, condom

I drove my car to buy a condom just wearing my bra.

So who's up for the challenge?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fire, Santa, queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I set Santa on fire and was made queen elf

Tinsel,snow ,candle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Tinsel,snow ,candle "

I lit the candle, burnt the tinsel and buried in show.

Red, bra, sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Tinsel,snow ,candle

I lit the candle, burnt the tinsel and buried in show.

Red, bra, sexy "

He wore red red pants to match my bra too look sexy .

Black ,balls ,table

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I went to a black tie event with Denzel Washington and sucked his balls under the table.

handcuffs rubber chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I went to a black tie event with Denzel Washington and sucked his balls under the table.

handcuffs rubber chocolate "

I like you

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"

I went to a black tie event with Denzel Washington and sucked his balls under the table.

handcuffs rubber chocolate

I like you "

Feel free to join Denzel and I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I went to a black tie event with Denzel Washington and sucked his balls under the table.

handcuffs rubber chocolate "

I used my handcuffs to tie him up and fed him chocolate then fucked him with my rubber duck

Van, chain ,cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i put snow chains on my van then drove up the hill wanking my cock

mouth bum pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i put snow chains on my van then drove up the hill wanking my cock

mouth bum pussy"

His mouth was giving pussy attention so he got a slapped bum.

Jam ,pub ,flogger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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mouth bum pussy"

I covered my mouth when I smelt the disgusting bum of my pussy car

Cheese, sex, wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i put snow chains on my van then drove up the hill wanking my cock

mouth bum pussy

His mouth was giving pussy attention so he got a slapped bum.

Jam ,pub ,flogger "

Went to pub,bar was jam packed so i used my flogger .

Cracker ,shirt ,cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i put snow chains on my van then drove up the hill wanking my cock

mouth bum pussy

His mouth was giving pussy attention so he got a slapped bum.

Jam ,pub ,flogger

Went to pub,bar was jam packed so i used my flogger .

Cracker ,shirt ,cream "

I ripped his shirt off pulled his cracker until he creamed my face xx

Sex snow sleigh xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Sex snow sleigh xx"

I love sex as much as I like to ride sleigh in the snow.

Wine, knickers, Santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Sex snow sleigh xx

I love sex as much as I like to ride sleigh in the snow.

Wine, knickers, Santa "

I wet my knickers when I had a wine with Santa.

Log ,snow ,sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Log ,snow ,sex "

Like to have sex in a log house while snowing outside...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sweets, train, fireman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sweets, train, fireman"

I fucked a fireman on a train for his sweets

Elf,secret ,naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a naughty elf who spilled Santa's secret

Lipstick, knickers, bauble

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By *rs T and HubbyCouple
over a year ago

somewhere north of the border..

I had a secret meet with an elf for some naughty fun.

Beard frog lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a secret meet with an elf for some naughty fun.

Beard frog lady"

The man with the beard dropped the frog back into the river while winking at the lady

Guy hammer handcuffs

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By *rs T and HubbyCouple
over a year ago

somewhere north of the border..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a secret meet with an elf for some naughty fun.

Beard frog lady"

Did know why the lady didn't like my beard but when I kissed her she turned into a frog.

Teddy violin chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was a naughty elf who spilled Santa's secret

Lipstick, knickers, bauble"

My bauble matched my lipstick and my red knickers.

Nutella ,hunk ,penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this has gone

( . )( . ) up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well this has gone

( . )( . ) up "

Lady was missed out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I smeared nutella over the hunks penis as a Christmas treat

Bailey's, chocolate, pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I smeared nutella over the hunks penis as a Christmas treat

Bailey's, chocolate, pussy

"

I ate chocolate while he licked Bailey's from my pussy

Lips ,peach ,nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Licking honeys peachy lips I went nuts!

Flower, flaps, crack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a secret meet with an elf for some naughty fun.

Beard frog lady

Did know why the lady didn't like my beard but when I kissed her she turned into a frog.

Teddy violin chocolate"

My teddy played the violin while eating chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Licking honeys peachy lips I went nuts!

Flower, flaps, crack"

I gave her flaps a crack then kissed her flower better!

Tickle, train, trout

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Licking honeys peachy lips I went nuts!

Flower, flaps, crack

I gave her flaps a crack then kissed her flower better!

Tickle, train, trout "

I ticked my nipple on the train and got thrown trout!

Bike, porn, socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Licking honeys peachy lips I went nuts!

Flower, flaps, crack

I gave her flaps a crack then kissed her flower better!

Tickle, train, trout

I ticked my nipple on the train and got thrown trout!

Bike, porn, socks"

I was on my bike while watching porn and wanking in my socks

Sparkle ,halo , lights

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Licking honeys peachy lips I went nuts!

Flower, flaps, crack

I gave her flaps a crack then kissed her flower better!

Tickle, train, trout

I ticked my nipple on the train and got thrown trout!

Bike, porn, socks

I was on my bike while watching porn and wanking in my socks

Sparkle ,halo , lights "

My halo is fall of sparkle bright lights cos i have no sin,s

Pizza

Space-ship

Bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Licking honeys peachy lips I went nuts!

Flower, flaps, crack

I gave her flaps a crack then kissed her flower better!

Tickle, train, trout

I ticked my nipple on the train and got thrown trout!

Bike, porn, socks

I was on my bike while watching porn and wanking in my socks

Sparkle ,halo , lights "

That sounds dangerous.

I got dazzled by sparkles but they soon wore off, soon the halo had dissapeared and all that was left was flashing blue lights.

Worm, belt, goal

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Licking honeys peachy lips I went nuts!

Flower, flaps, crack

I gave her flaps a crack then kissed her flower better!

Tickle, train, trout

I ticked my nipple on the train and got thrown trout!

Bike, porn, socks

I was on my bike while watching porn and wanking in my socks

Sparkle ,halo , lights

That sounds dangerous.

I got dazzled by sparkles but they soon wore off, soon the halo had dissapeared and all that was left was flashing blue lights.

Worm, belt, goal"

David bekem skord a goal then to celebrate he throw of his belt and did the worm dance.

Pizza

Space-ship

Bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Licking honeys peachy lips I went nuts!

Flower, flaps, crack

I gave her flaps a crack then kissed her flower better!

Tickle, train, trout

I ticked my nipple on the train and got thrown trout!

Bike, porn, socks

I was on my bike while watching porn and wanking in my socks

Sparkle ,halo , lights

That sounds dangerous.

I got dazzled by sparkles but they soon wore off, soon the halo had dissapeared and all that was left was flashing blue lights.

Worm, belt, goal

David bekem skord a goal then to celebrate he throw of his belt and did the worm dance.

Pizza

Space-ship

Bus"

I ate pizza on my space ship but it flew up and had to catch the bus .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bee ,honey ,ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bee ,honey ,ring "

I went to see the bee gees with honey rose and ended up with a sore ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bee ,honey ,ring

I went to see the bee gees with honey rose and ended up with a sore ring "

Banana, wretched, green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago


"Bee ,honey ,ring

I went to see the bee gees with honey rose and ended up with a sore ring

Banana, wretched, green"

Bee gees lol

My green banana wretched my stomach as it tasted funny

Shirt ,hand ,cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bee ,honey ,ring

I went to see the bee gees with honey rose and ended up with a sore ring

Banana, wretched, green

Bee gees lol

My green banana wretched my stomach as it tasted funny

Shirt ,hand ,cream "

I had my best shirt on, but couldn’t stop my hand from wandering, soon there was cream all over it.

Hole, tragic, birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the golf course i got my first hole in one. It became a tragic day as i realised it was my wofe's birthday and i had spent the present money on my secret lover.

Apple, plane, slippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the golf course i got my first hole in one. It became a tragic day as i realised it was my wofe's birthday and i had spent the present money on my secret lover.

Apple, plane, slippers"

Watched plane fly over in my slippers and got hit by a rotten apple

Car ,happy ,glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the golf course i got my first hole in one. It became a tragic day as i realised it was my wofe's birthday and i had spent the present money on my secret lover.

Apple, plane, slippers"

He bit the apple but she ran away and lost her slipper he found her by plane

Cold wet white xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the golf course i got my first hole in one. It became a tragic day as i realised it was my wofe's birthday and i had spent the present money on my secret lover.

Apple, plane, slippers

He bit the apple but she ran away and lost her slipper he found her by plane

Cold wet white xx"

Was full of cold wearing my wet white tee shirt .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the golf course i got my first hole in one. It became a tragic day as i realised it was my wofe's birthday and i had spent the present money on my secret lover.

Apple, plane, slippers

He bit the apple but she ran away and lost her slipper he found her by plane

Cold wet white xx

Was full of cold wearing my wet white tee shirt ."

Cock ,boobs ,nuts

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the golf course i got my first hole in one. It became a tragic day as i realised it was my wofe's birthday and i had spent the present money on my secret lover.

Apple, plane, slippers

He bit the apple but she ran away and lost her slipper he found her by plane

Cold wet white xx

Was full of cold wearing my wet white tee shirt .

Cock ,boobs ,nuts "

I like cock boobs and nuts in my mouth simple

Christmas chat cum xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the golf course i got my first hole in one. It became a tragic day as i realised it was my wofe's birthday and i had spent the present money on my secret lover.

Apple, plane, slippers

He bit the apple but she ran away and lost her slipper he found her by plane

Cold wet white xx

Was full of cold wearing my wet white tee shirt .

Cock ,boobs ,nuts "

She sucked my cock whilst carresing my nuts, while someone else squeezed her tits.

Foot, fist, toe

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"On the golf course i got my first hole in one. It became a tragic day as i realised it was my wofe's birthday and i had spent the present money on my secret lover.

Apple, plane, slippers

He bit the apple but she ran away and lost her slipper he found her by plane

Cold wet white xx

Was full of cold wearing my wet white tee shirt .

Cock ,boobs ,nuts

She sucked my cock whilst carresing my nuts, while someone else squeezed her tits.

Foot, fist, toe"

There was once a little Dutch man. Walking along a dyke he noticed a hole. Couldn't plug it with his toe, so tried first a fist then a foot.

Miseltoe, ivy, fir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the golf course i got my first hole in one. It became a tragic day as i realised it was my wofe's birthday and i had spent the present money on my secret lover.

Apple, plane, slippers

He bit the apple but she ran away and lost her slipper he found her by plane

Cold wet white xx

Was full of cold wearing my wet white tee shirt .

Cock ,boobs ,nuts

She sucked my cock whilst carresing my nuts, while someone else squeezed her tits.

Foot, fist, toe

There was once a little Dutch man. Walking along a dyke he noticed a hole. Couldn't plug it with his toe, so tried first a fist then a foot.

Miseltoe, ivy, fir."

I kissed ivy under the fir tree as she avoided the mistletoe .

Cheese ,glass ,plate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the golf course i got my first hole in one. It became a tragic day as i realised it was my wofe's birthday and i had spent the present money on my secret lover.

Apple, plane, slippers

He bit the apple but she ran away and lost her slipper he found her by plane

Cold wet white xx

Was full of cold wearing my wet white tee shirt .

Cock ,boobs ,nuts

She sucked my cock whilst carresing my nuts, while someone else squeezed her tits.

Foot, fist, toe

There was once a little Dutch man. Walking along a dyke he noticed a hole. Couldn't plug it with his toe, so tried first a fist then a foot.

Miseltoe, ivy, fir.

I kissed ivy under the fir tree as she avoided the mistletoe .

Cheese ,glass ,plate "

I placed the cheese on the plate and the glass beside it

Sailor,monkey,barrel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the golf course i got my first hole in one. It became a tragic day as i realised it was my wofe's birthday and i had spent the present money on my secret lover.

Apple, plane, slippers

He bit the apple but she ran away and lost her slipper he found her by plane

Cold wet white xx

Was full of cold wearing my wet white tee shirt .

Cock ,boobs ,nuts

She sucked my cock whilst carresing my nuts, while someone else squeezed her tits.

Foot, fist, toe

There was once a little Dutch man. Walking along a dyke he noticed a hole. Couldn't plug it with his toe, so tried first a fist then a foot.

Miseltoe, ivy, fir.

I kissed ivy under the fir tree as she avoided the mistletoe .

Cheese ,glass ,plate

I placed the cheese on the plate and the glass beside it

Sailor,monkey,barrel"

They hung the monkey from a barrel thinking he was a sailor!

Brandy, heels, wand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stood there in my heels as he teased me with my wand, the orgasm building making my hand shake and he laughed as I tried not to spill my brandy.

Christmas, photo, fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stood there in my heels as he teased me with my wand, the orgasm building making my hand shake and he laughed as I tried not to spill my brandy.

Christmas, photo, fire"

Took a Christmas photo infront of fire naked .

Lipstick ,coat ,taxi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stood there in my heels as he teased me with my wand, the orgasm building making my hand shake and he laughed as I tried not to spill my brandy.

Christmas, photo, fire

Took a Christmas photo infront of fire naked .

Lipstick ,coat ,taxi"

No, that's not lipstick on my coat collar, taxi!

Glasses, underpants, pineapple

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By *oubyLoverWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"I stood there in my heels as he teased me with my wand, the orgasm building making my hand shake and he laughed as I tried not to spill my brandy.

Christmas, photo, fire

Took a Christmas photo infront of fire naked .

Lipstick ,coat ,taxi

No, that's not lipstick on my coat collar, taxi!

Glasses, underpants, pineapple"

I had to put my glasses on the make sure I’d seen correctly that he took his underpants off and shoved a pineapple up his arse

Cat bottle vibrator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stood there in my heels as he teased me with my wand, the orgasm building making my hand shake and he laughed as I tried not to spill my brandy.

Christmas, photo, fire

Took a Christmas photo infront of fire naked .

Lipstick ,coat ,taxi

No, that's not lipstick on my coat collar, taxi!

Glasses, underpants, pineapple"

I dont need to put on my glasses to see you're hiding a pineapple in your underpants!

Armadillo, horn, curtains

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Armadillo, horn, curtains "

Heard a horn, so opened the curtain and found Armadillo on the busy road.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tea, coffee, bra

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Tea, coffee, bra"

I met sum grate people at the tea party.

Cos i don't like coffee we went to bar that had a bra on the wall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tea, coffee, bra

I met sum grate people at the tea party.

Cos i don't like coffee we went to bar that had a bra on the wall. "

What's your 3 words seaside xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok let's start again.

Red, pink, bone

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Tea, coffee, bra

I met sum grate people at the tea party.

Cos i don't like coffee we went to bar that had a bra on the wall.

What's your 3 words seaside xx"

Oops sorry

As op put

Red, pink, bone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tea, coffee, bra

I met sum grate people at the tea party.

Cos i don't like coffee we went to bar that had a bra on the wall.

What's your 3 words seaside xx

Oops sorry

As op put

Red, pink, bone"

It was bone cold but they still painted the town red with there pink tutus on

Hair

Lips

Nose xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tea, coffee, bra

I met sum grate people at the tea party.

Cos i don't like coffee we went to bar that had a bra on the wall.

What's your 3 words seaside xx

Oops sorry

As op put

Red, pink, bone

It was bone cold but they still painted the town red with there pink tutus on

Hair

Lips

Nose xx"

My hair from my nose touches my lips

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Long, boobs, pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Let's start again...

Milk, bacon, ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's start again...

Milk, bacon, ball"

Got hit with a snow ball on way to shops, some fucker has stole all the milk. But hey I did get bacon

Sugar, thongs, lube

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I saw a sugar babe in a club, just wearing a thong, I started to look out for my lube to have a wank..

Moon, kiss, girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw a sugar babe in a club, just wearing a thong, I started to look out for my lube to have a wank..

Moon, kiss, girl"

I blew a kiss to the moon and a girl caught it .

Hairy , hand ,paint

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I saw a sugar babe in a club, just wearing a thong, I started to look out for my lube to have a wank..

Moon, kiss, girl

I blew a kiss to the moon and a girl caught it .

Hairy , hand ,paint"

Honey rose kissing a hairy chest man with a paint brush in his hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sex, water, bulb

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Hairy , hand ,paint

The man's hand was as hairy as teenwolf which must have been difficult as he was clearly a painter as paint flecs were all over his clothes.

Picture frame, lollies, dress

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"Sex, water, bulb"

I want to have sex in the garden while the sprinkler system is on so water cascades onto us and waters the bulbs and flowers also.

Curtains, butterflies, lurpak

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