FabSwingers.com forum: what gadgets have you got........

By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

You bought because you thought you could'nt live without them but are now gathering dust?

One of mine was an epilady

OUCH and never again

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"You bought because you thought you could'nt live without them but are now gathering dust?

One of mine was an epilady

OUCH and never again

I love my epilator for my legs....it leaves them silky smooth...but only tried it once on my pubes....feck..it ripped the pubes out so hard it made me bleed...so sticking to a razor for that..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comdoms!joking

Stomach crunch bench but my legs are to long and cant use it so free to anyone but will have to collect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

Im saving the epilady for someone special

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

who..who..cummon do tell...hee hee and can I watch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"who..who..cummon do tell...hee hee and can I watch

I don't know yet cheryl but I know theres someone out there that will let me have a go with it if I smile nicely enough

And you can help hold them down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who..who..cummon do tell...hee hee and can I watch

I don't know yet cheryl but I know theres someone out there that will let me have a go with it if I smile nicely enough

And you can help hold them down

do yer fancy doing me legs for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"who..who..cummon do tell...hee hee and can I watch

I don't know yet cheryl but I know theres someone out there that will let me have a go with it if I smile nicely enough

And you can help hold them down

do yer fancy doing me legs for me"

Would take me a week they're so long

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

A vibrator and cock ring that plugs into the iPod.

Gave us a laugh just the once but def been gathering dust since

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

A small slow cooker that is so small oyu can fit bugger all in it...

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

a spell-checker....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

Oh we have a slow cooker...............gathering dust somewhere

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

an espresso maker...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

Countless fitness videos and dvds

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

feels like the Generation Game...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"feels like the Generation Game..."

Looks like a titty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sandwich toaster which was used twice and then the novelty wore off!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"feels like the Generation Game...

Looks like a titty!"

feels like one too now you come to mention it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

Cuddly toy pmsl

Hav'nt seen a lean mean grilling machine yet

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By *igerMan
over a year ago

liverpool

My gadget is an iPhone which I'm writing this from but does anyone know if I can upload pics onto the site from it?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Cuddly toy pmsl

Hav'nt seen a lean mean grilling machine yet

Im still looking but you can share when I find him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"My gadget is an iPhone which I'm writing this from but does anyone know if I can upload pics onto the site from it?

we're talking about gadgets that seemed like a good idea at the time but you never use

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

mentally going through mi drawers now....

curling tongs circa 1980

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

a juicer......its bloody huge and takes ages to clean.....awful lot of trouble for a glass of fruit/veg juice....grrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

hahaha crimpers circa the same

Original Carmen heated rollers nicked from my mum circa 1974

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"hahaha crimpers circa the same

Original Carmen heated rollers nicked from my mum circa 1974

Im coming over all nostalgic...

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"a juicer......its bloody huge and takes ages to clean.....awful lot of trouble for a glass of fruit/veg juice....grrrr"

I have one of those in the loft - will be very handy if I find myself stranded up there sometime with a dozen oranges..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lawn mower, that every time I go to use on my forest of a back garden it rains............. then I go to work and the sun shines, so it grows more!!

Anyone else have this problem lol!

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

My cooker!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cooker!!!!

waffle iron now sits in cupboard must get it out soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why dont we have a Fabs swap shop??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why dont we have a Fabs swap shop??"

Bloody hell prod ur a genius and genius i say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An iron...its crap, doesnt pick any bits up off the carpet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Les bread maker is used just once or twice a week now lol think its on its way to the cupboard xx

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By *it of fun cplCouple
over a year ago

village between York and Hull

a Hitatchi Magic Wand ... ooooohhhhhh yesssssssssss xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Slow cooker - gathers dust on top of the microwave ( which fizzes n burns when used )

2. Boxed microwave in front room bought to replace the 'broken' one over a year ago.

3. Dulux paint pod - still in box never used and all the paint to go with it.

4. Cuprinol fence sprayer thing bought 18 months ago ( still in box ) and all the fence preserver to go with it.

5. Pilates ball to roll on n pull lazzy bands n stuff. ( still in box )

6. Hand liquidiser ( lives in cupboard unboxed and takes fingers off when groping in cupboard.

7.Snake Skin vibrator .. too long .. could pleasure the Mersey Tunnel but as a sex toy it makes a good torture implement.

etc etc ...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Breadmaker, electric wok, george forman grill x 2, (don't ask)Juicer amd an espresso maker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could open a retro stall...

Unopened casio miniature TV.. Colour

Unopened Sharp Miniature TV.. B/W

MP3 players x 6

Play station 1 Unused

Play station 2 and 20 unopened games

15in LCD TV... Unused!

3 DVD players.... yep, unused!

Mini DVD player.. Used once in hospital

I could go on but getting embarrassed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could open a retro stall...

Unopened casio miniature TV.. Colour

Unopened Sharp Miniature TV.. B/W

MP3 players x 6

Play station 1 Unused

Play station 2 and 20 unopened games

15in LCD TV... Unused!

3 DVD players.... yep, unused!

Mini DVD player.. Used once in hospital

I could go on but getting embarrassed

R u a burglar lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"I could open a retro stall...

Unopened casio miniature TV.. Colour

Unopened Sharp Miniature TV.. B/W

MP3 players x 6

Play station 1 Unused

Play station 2 and 20 unopened games

15in LCD TV... Unused!

3 DVD players.... yep, unused!

Mini DVD player.. Used once in hospital

I could go on but getting embarrassed

never heard of Ebay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could open a retro stall...

Unopened casio miniature TV.. Colour

Unopened Sharp Miniature TV.. B/W

MP3 players x 6

Play station 1 Unused

Play station 2 and 20 unopened games

15in LCD TV... Unused!

3 DVD players.... yep, unused!

Mini DVD player.. Used once in hospital

I could go on but getting embarrassed

never heard of Ebay?

how do you think I fookin got em???

I'm a kleptomaniac

I'ma man with over 50 watches lol... sad eh pmsl....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"I could open a retro stall...

Unopened casio miniature TV.. Colour

Unopened Sharp Miniature TV.. B/W

MP3 players x 6

Play station 1 Unused

Play station 2 and 20 unopened games

15in LCD TV... Unused!

3 DVD players.... yep, unused!

Mini DVD player.. Used once in hospital

I could go on but getting embarrassed

never heard of Ebay?

how do you think I fookin got em???

I'm a kleptomaniac

I'ma man with over 50 watches lol... sad eh pmsl...."

Theres this thing with Ebay you can sell as well as buy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never bought anything off e-bay lol... Just kidding...

I impulse buy... then leave in the box!

50 watches, good ones too lol.

Must have about 8 digital cameras.. along with maybe.... 60 film ones of different types.. bought a new one yesterday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"Never bought anything off e-bay lol... Just kidding...

I impulse buy... then leave in the box!

50 watches, good ones too lol.

Must have about 8 digital cameras.. along with maybe.... 60 film ones of different types.. bought a new one yesterday

You do worry me sometimes

your shoe and shopping habits would put a woman to shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never bought anything off e-bay lol... Just kidding...

I impulse buy... then leave in the box!

50 watches, good ones too lol.

Must have about 8 digital cameras.. along with maybe.... 60 film ones of different types.. bought a new one yesterday

You do worry me sometimes

your shoe and shopping habits would put a woman to shame

pmsl... Good job we never mentioned jeans and shirts then!!!!

I drive Mrs Notts nuts.. its a fact, good job she loves me lol..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

You know what?

why not if you can afford it

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

Ahh now we know who has the Notts nuts!

Awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know what?

why not if you can afford it

Fair play.... No ones starved round here in years thats fact. Nor gone cold.....

Ahh you cheered me up... Mwah xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And talking of epilady... Mrs Notts does her foo foo with hers lol..

No waste there... I tried it on my pits, yer kidding right???? No f-in chance..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"And talking of epilady... Mrs Notts does her foo foo with hers lol..

No waste there... I tried it on my pits, yer kidding right???? No f-in chance..

Mrs Notts has my utmost respect for letting that torture device anywhere near her foo foo

Im humbled I really am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Del-boy Notts pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And talking of epilady... Mrs Notts does her foo foo with hers lol..

No waste there... I tried it on my pits, yer kidding right???? No f-in chance..

Mrs Notts has my utmost respect for letting that torture device anywhere near her foo foo

Im humbled I really am

I admit.. I'm jealous of it.. What can I offer after that things mashed her lips eh??

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over a year ago

"And talking of epilady... Mrs Notts does her foo foo with hers lol..

No waste there... I tried it on my pits, yer kidding right???? No f-in chance..

Mrs Notts has my utmost respect for letting that torture device anywhere near her foo foo

Im humbled I really am

I admit.. I'm jealous of it.. What can I offer after that things mashed her lips eh??

Fecking bag of ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And talking of epilady... Mrs Notts does her foo foo with hers lol..

No waste there... I tried it on my pits, yer kidding right???? No f-in chance..

Mrs Notts has my utmost respect for letting that torture device anywhere near her foo foo

Im humbled I really am

I admit.. I'm jealous of it.. What can I offer after that things mashed her lips eh??

Fecking bag of ice

Lol... Noooooo Only once has she needed the ice... ask her when you meet at the party lol..

Its funny............. Now!

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