FabSwingers.com forum: Festive Double entendre's

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

C'mon sexys what's your best one's

get your hand right inside and give your bird a good stuffing.

God your baubles need a polish this year

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Want to pull on my cracker

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Don't forget the secret to a tasty bird is how moist you make it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Want to pull on my cracker"
will it go off with a bang

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't forget the secret to a tasty bird is how moist you make it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would you like cream on your pie

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By *oblovesyouMan
over a year ago

poole

anyone for a little sausage?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Want to pull on my crackerwill it go off with a bang

Depends how hard you pull it

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Whose for dessert?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has any one mentioned Santa emptying his sack yet lol

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

If you want a double entendre... I'll happily give you one.

A nice but of breast for me.

Who wants stuffing (as I ask every Sunday lunch).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has any one mentioned Santa emptying his sack yet lol

"
you just did (

)and it filled my stockings

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Has any one mentioned Santa emptying his sack yet lol

Or him coming down your chimney - ooo, eeer, mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ho ho ho, have I got a surprise for you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ooh how did you get your spuds so juicy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'll be eating lots of cock and chipolatas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's Christmas, time to get your nuts out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santo comes just once a year. Today is your lucky day,

I'm done now

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Squirt plenty of cream on my mince pie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who shook it, it's exploded all over the carpet

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By *otScot2930Man
over a year ago

Rothienorman

everyone knows want a only comes once a year. must be a big load though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't forget tits love nuts in the garden this time of year

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That sacks way to full its going to burst

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By *otScot2930Man
over a year ago

Rothienorman

"everyone knows santa only comes once a year. must be a big load though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Those baubles are well hung this year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After ignoring him for 11 months it's that time of year when I just want the postmaster to empty his sack across the table so the postwomen can scoop up some for me when she comes to open my box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh Thank you. It's just what I always wanted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I'm just going to the store to buy my Christmas tree'.

''Are you going to put it up yourself''?

Oo err.

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Want some more stuffing?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breast or leg?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I've never seen a better spread

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I've never had such a big bird before

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Here Mrs, get some of my festive log inside you; it comes with cream too!

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Dont forget to take your giblets out before stuffing your bird

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Rip it off quickly theres a lovely surprise underneath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ordering off the menu....

I can't resist a good rump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santas coming in the chimney

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Remember to rub plenty of butter into your breasts to keep them nice and moist

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Taste this Egg Nog and tell me if it's creamy enough.

Want to lick this candy cane?

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Santa Claus got stuck in my chimney

Stuck in my chimney, stuck in the chimney

Santa Claus got stuck in my chimney

When he came last year

Ella Fitzgerald

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

would you like Leg or Breast

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