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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you ever found yourself in an embarrassing situation or the potential for one.

I did last night.

I was in Asda and just gone through the tills with my shopping and I noticed the self printing photo machines.

I thought I would get the photo I had taken of my parents dog printed off to put in a frame for them.

I plugged my phone in and picked the size print I wanted. Next thing loads of my photos were on the screen ready to choose from. And what should be at the top of the screen, photos of me topless that I had taken to send to a friend.

I am not that tall so I wasn't hiding the screen from public eyes.

I have never hit the cancel button on anything so fast. I quickly disconnected my phone and legged it.

I will be shopping at Morrisons instead for a while lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry but that made me laugh

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Have you ever found yourself in an embarrassing situation or the potential for one.

I did last night.

I was in Asda and just gone through the tills with my shopping and I noticed the self printing photo machines.

I thought I would get the photo I had taken of my parents dog printed off to put in a frame for them.

I plugged my phone in and picked the size print I wanted. Next thing loads of my photos were on the screen ready to choose from. And what should be at the top of the screen, photos of me topless that I had taken to send to a friend.

I am not that tall so I wasn't hiding the screen from public eyes.

I have never hit the cancel button on anything so fast. I quickly disconnected my phone and legged it.

I will be shopping at Morrisons instead for a while lol. "
We have a fab phone for that very reason lol

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By *..TheCurvyPetrolHead...Woman
over a year ago

St Helens

Oh god. Had a few incidences myself. I now have KeepSafe app on my phone so can lock "those" pics away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever found yourself in an embarrassing situation or the potential for one.

I did last night.

I was in Asda and just gone through the tills with my shopping and I noticed the self printing photo machines.

I thought I would get the photo I had taken of my parents dog printed off to put in a frame for them.

I plugged my phone in and picked the size print I wanted. Next thing loads of my photos were on the screen ready to choose from. And what should be at the top of the screen, photos of me topless that I had taken to send to a friend.

I am not that tall so I wasn't hiding the screen from public eyes.

I have never hit the cancel button on anything so fast. I quickly disconnected my phone and legged it.

I will be shopping at Morrisons instead for a while lol. "

... this is why I don't print my pics in supermarketa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sorry but that made me laugh "

I know.

Op, I opened my photos at a builders counter once...... . That was interesting. I got 10 percent discount that day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least it was only topless. I was showing some friends a photo and one had hold of my phone and was zooming into the pic and he swiped it and got to see a few pics of me that were meant for my misters eyes only x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever found yourself in an embarrassing situation or the potential for one.

I did last night.

I was in Asda and just gone through the tills with my shopping and I noticed the self printing photo machines.

I thought I would get the photo I had taken of my parents dog printed off to put in a frame for them.

I plugged my phone in and picked the size print I wanted. Next thing loads of my photos were on the screen ready to choose from. And what should be at the top of the screen, photos of me topless that I had taken to send to a friend.

I am not that tall so I wasn't hiding the screen from public eyes.

That’s the sort of thing that wouldn’t happen to me!

I now have all my naughty photos in a keep safe app away from accidently being uploaded or popping up when I open the photo app on my phone.

I have never hit the cancel button on anything so fast. I quickly disconnected my phone and legged it.

I will be shopping at Morrisons instead for a while lol. "

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By *oubyLoverWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"Oh god. Had a few incidences myself. I now have KeepSafe app on my phone so can lock "those" pics away. "

Just had a look into keepsafe and downloaded. Ta for the recommendation! I’m always very nervous when showing my nieces pics on my phone in case they scroll

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I use an app to keep adult photos away as well....

Also stops photos being added to non fabs what apps

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Oh god. Had a few incidences myself. I now have KeepSafe app on my phone so can lock "those" pics away. "

Thank you for this, I will now be able to show friends pics without scroll fear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh god. Had a few incidences myself. I now have KeepSafe app on my phone so can lock "those" pics away. "

Thanks! I’ve just moved all my pics here now- so much easier x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was showing my dad a photo on my phone the other da and he tapped the screen so all the little pictures came up at the bottom, thankfully he didn't have his glasses on but I went very red and took the phone away very fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep I've done it in boots whilst the woman was standing with me showing me what to do. It was like a penis parade.

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By *ophiaCDTV/TS
over a year ago

St Asaph


"At least it was only topless. I was showing some friends a photo and one had hold of my phone and was zooming into the pic and he swiped it and got to see a few pics of me that were meant for my misters eyes only x "
h

Going by your profile pics, I would've to have seen yhem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walked out of a hotel in daylight with the back of my dress hitched up in my suspender belt...

Plenty of people around, a lovely lady came over to tell me thankfully...lucky I don't embarrass easy init

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Sorry but had to have a little giggle at that. I've got to get some pics printed out so I'll definitely be double checking my fab pics are in my secure file

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha....

I've sent a fanny pic to my Dad by accident. We're a close family but.....I actually considered getting involved in organised crime purely with the intention of becoming a grass so I could be offered a new identity and put into witness protection.

Was a belter of a photo though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol this made me laugh im gunna get that app now

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By *acksmith22Man
over a year ago

cannock


"Yep I've done it in boots whilst the woman was standing with me showing me what to do. It was like a penis parade. "

did she say anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ali is a sod for biting her nails so last xmas we were in Marks and Spencers xmas shopping an she was off looking at dresses while I was looking at things for the son. I saw her (or what I thought was her) biting her nails, so I crept over and shoved her soulders shouting "will you stop biting your nails" only to be told from behind me that "I'm not", it was adifferent lady in the same coat and hairstyle as my wife luckily she seen the funny side of things

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By *acksmith22Man
over a year ago

cannock

Made me smile that app sound thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to a small private party which ended with an all out orgy. Took some pics and promised to send to all. Sent across the pics to everyone at the party a few days later ...and to my mum as well. Since then her pastor has been trying to get me to come see him for a chat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used a lip salve as lips were sore. Went into a diy shop and chatted to an assistant. Made my purchase.

Back in my car i had cause to look in the rear view mirror - i looked like a 4 year old who had tried applying lipstick - the salve was a deep red

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

About four years ago in Crete, I'd been relaxing by the pool, as you do.

Got up to use the toilet facilities a short walk away.

After doing my business, I resumed my position on the sun lounger round the pool.

I became vaguely aware that quite a few couples were discreetly pointing in my direction and giggling amongst themselves.

I thought nothing of it... at first.

After about ten minutes or so, I'd moved around on the lounger and seen two pieces of loo paper on my lounger.

I realised then

The loo paper I'd placed around the toilet rim before sitting on it, had stuck to the top of my thighs as I'd stood up off the toilet, due to suncream.

I realised there was another two pieces sticking out of the top of my swimming shorts, which had obviously ridden up when I'd pulled them back up.

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

That’s hilarious!!

But I did a similar thing..... in a bar with mates from work.....one of the girls said let’s take a selfie.... got my phone out and pointed it at me, my girl friend and one of the lads..... pressed photos instead of camera..... a cock shot came up that my lover had sent me!!

They found it highly amusing.... I have now moved the icons on my phone do it won’t happen again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever found yourself in an embarrassing situation or the potential for one.

I did last night.

I was in Asda and just gone through the tills with my shopping and I noticed the self printing photo machines.

I thought I would get the photo I had taken of my parents dog printed off to put in a frame for them.

I plugged my phone in and picked the size print I wanted. Next thing loads of my photos were on the screen ready to choose from. And what should be at the top of the screen, photos of me topless that I had taken to send to a friend.

I am not that tall so I wasn't hiding the screen from public eyes.

I have never hit the cancel button on anything so fast. I quickly disconnected my phone and legged it.

I will be shopping at Morrisons instead for a while lol. "

Happened to me when I wanted to print some pics of me and family member ... I've avoided that particular place for a while

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"Have you ever found yourself in an embarrassing situation or the potential for one.

I did last night.

I was in Asda and just gone through the tills with my shopping and I noticed the self printing photo machines.

I thought I would get the photo I had taken of my parents dog printed off to put in a frame for them.

I plugged my phone in and picked the size print I wanted. Next thing loads of my photos were on the screen ready to choose from. And what should be at the top of the screen, photos of me topless that I had taken to send to a friend.

I am not that tall so I wasn't hiding the screen from public eyes.

I have never hit the cancel button on anything so fast. I quickly disconnected my phone and legged it.

I will be shopping at Morrisons instead for a while lol. "

Still laughing

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Your thread has brought much joy to fab. And also increased the downloads of keepsafe a heck of a lot haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sorry but that made me laugh "

I can laugh now but at the time. Mortified

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you ever found yourself in an embarrassing situation or the potential for one.

I did last night.

I was in Asda and just gone through the tills with my shopping and I noticed the self printing photo machines.

I thought I would get the photo I had taken of my parents dog printed off to put in a frame for them.

I plugged my phone in and picked the size print I wanted. Next thing loads of my photos were on the screen ready to choose from. And what should be at the top of the screen, photos of me topless that I had taken to send to a friend.

I am not that tall so I wasn't hiding the screen from public eyes.

I have never hit the cancel button on anything so fast. I quickly disconnected my phone and legged it.

I will be shopping at Morrisons instead for a while lol. We have a fab phone for that very reason lol "

That's a good idea. I might have to invest in one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh god. Had a few incidences myself. I now have KeepSafe app on my phone so can lock "those" pics away. "

I will look into this. Going on the comments from a lot of people it is going to prove to be a very popular app.

Thanks for sharing about it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you ever found yourself in an embarrassing situation or the potential for one.

I did last night.

I was in Asda and just gone through the tills with my shopping and I noticed the self printing photo machines.

I thought I would get the photo I had taken of my parents dog printed off to put in a frame for them.

I plugged my phone in and picked the size print I wanted. Next thing loads of my photos were on the screen ready to choose from. And what should be at the top of the screen, photos of me topless that I had taken to send to a friend.

I am not that tall so I wasn't hiding the screen from public eyes.

I have never hit the cancel button on anything so fast. I quickly disconnected my phone and legged it.

I will be shopping at Morrisons instead for a while lol.

... this is why I don't print my pics in supermarketa!"

I won't be again until I get the privacy app sorted out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sorry but that made me laugh

I know.

Op, I opened my photos at a builders counter once...... . That was interesting. I got 10 percent discount that day. "

Is that due to a welcoming photo. Or because you had a discount code lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At least it was only topless. I was showing some friends a photo and one had hold of my phone and was zooming into the pic and he swiped it and got to see a few pics of me that were meant for my misters eyes only x "

Oh my. That would have perked him up though I'm sure lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was showing my dad a photo on my phone the other da and he tapped the screen so all the little pictures came up at the bottom, thankfully he didn't have his glasses on but I went very red and took the phone away very fast "

I am always wary about showing people my photos. I hold onto my phone with an iron fist just in case they swipe for more.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I've had too many near misses with pics on my phone...

I'm off to Google Keep Safe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep I've done it in boots whilst the woman was standing with me showing me what to do. It was like a penis parade. "

Lol. Oh now that would have made me hide away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ali is a sod for biting her nails so last xmas we were in Marks and Spencers xmas shopping an she was off looking at dresses while I was looking at things for the son. I saw her (or what I thought was her) biting her nails, so I crept over and shoved her soulders shouting "will you stop biting your nails" only to be told from behind me that "I'm not", it was adifferent lady in the same coat and hairstyle as my wife luckily she seen the funny side of things "

Has the nail biting stopped though. That's the question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least it was only topless. I was showing some friends a photo and one had hold of my phone and was zooming into the pic and he swiped it and got to see a few pics of me that were meant for my misters eyes only x

Oh my. That would have perked him up though I'm sure lol "

Yes it did, every time I see him he asks if I’ve any more pics. And he makes comments about my body lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a friend and her daughter here for tea, my daughter (9yr old) asked if could get something from my room, i asked if knew where it was so off she toddled,, 2 mins later came in the kitchen ' mummy whats these'? Standing with a packet of condoms in her hand,, my friend was in stitches, and needless to say i spat my food out,,,had to tell her they are for grown ups and will explain when shes older. The following day she only asked her teacher at school

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By *ustagentMan
over a year ago

wa14

more reasons to shop at morrisons!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did this last night at Costco!!! Couldn't cancel it quick enough!!

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By *aughty-MittsCouple
over a year ago

Newport

Hahahahaha that's so funny xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha I feel your pain - this happened to me in Jessops and I'd asked the guy in the shop to help me use the machine!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a mad crush on my head chef when I was 18. Piled on the mascara before work, even though we were advised not to. Chose to ignore because it made my eyes pop and he was damn well going to notice them.

Anyway, start work at 12, batting the lashes I asked my chef what he wavted me to do. Told to get the roast potatoes out of the oven. Opened to door, grabbed the tray which was at chest height and started to pull the it as the blast of hot, steamy air blasted my face so I slammed my eyes shut. The mascara stuck my lashes together the hot oil ran down the front of my whites, burning like holy fuck. My quick thinking colleague grabbed my jacked and ripped it open and off, unhooked my bra and got me running my boobs under the tap. Everyone saw. I burnt my nipples and wore breast pads for weeks.

Needless to say i never got the guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Went to a small private party which ended with an all out orgy. Took some pics and promised to send to all. Sent across the pics to everyone at the party a few days later ...and to my mum as well. Since then her pastor has been trying to get me to come see him for a chat. "

Don't get dragged down the path of richousness

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"About four years ago in Crete, I'd been relaxing by the pool, as you do.

Got up to use the toilet facilities a short walk away.

After doing my business, I resumed my position on the sun lounger round the pool.

I became vaguely aware that quite a few couples were discreetly pointing in my direction and giggling amongst themselves.

I thought nothing of it... at first.

After about ten minutes or so, I'd moved around on the lounger and seen two pieces of loo paper on my lounger.

I realised then

The loo paper I'd placed around the toilet rim before sitting on it, had stuck to the top of my thighs as I'd stood up off the toilet, due to suncream.

I realised there was another two pieces sticking out of the top of my swimming shorts, which had obviously ridden up when I'd pulled them back up.

"

Oh dear. I am the type that walks out of the loo with a stream of toilet paper attached to my shoe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That’s hilarious!!

But I did a similar thing..... in a bar with mates from work.....one of the girls said let’s take a selfie.... got my phone out and pointed it at me, my girl friend and one of the lads..... pressed photos instead of camera..... a cock shot came up that my lover had sent me!!

They found it highly amusing.... I have now moved the icons on my phone do it won’t happen again.

"

lol that's funny. The question is, were your friends impressed by the pic?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you ever found yourself in an embarrassing situation or the potential for one.

I did last night.

I was in Asda and just gone through the tills with my shopping and I noticed the self printing photo machines.

I thought I would get the photo I had taken of my parents dog printed off to put in a frame for them.

I plugged my phone in and picked the size print I wanted. Next thing loads of my photos were on the screen ready to choose from. And what should be at the top of the screen, photos of me topless that I had taken to send to a friend.

I am not that tall so I wasn't hiding the screen from public eyes.

I have never hit the cancel button on anything so fast. I quickly disconnected my phone and legged it.

I will be shopping at Morrisons instead for a while lol.

Happened to me when I wanted to print some pics of me and family member ... I've avoided that particular place for a while "

Glad I am not the only one that does things like this lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your thread has brought much joy to fab. And also increased the downloads of keepsafe a heck of a lot haha."

I like to do my bit for morale. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been one of the best threads I've read!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant stories.

And thank you whoever suggested keep safe. Very handy x

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

A bloke stopped me outside the train station today and asked me for a light.

I rummaged around blindly in my handbag, pulled out a tampon and offered it to him.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I joined tinder and almost swiped right on one of my contractors for work!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A bloke stopped me outside the train station today and asked me for a light.

I rummaged around blindly in my handbag, pulled out a tampon and offered it to him. "

Lol. I actually snorted at that. So funny

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

On holiday a few weeks ago with Frisky and the children.

We decided to book a boat trip online. Our 18 year old son booked it via f/book using his phone on the villa wifi.

Once we were out and about we needed the booking but he couldn't get his internet to work.

I lent him my phone, smug in the knowledge that all my aps were locked.

Once he starts typing, the predictive text comes up with "Frisky likes to play" luckily he didn't touch on it or he would have seen " with black guys at clubs."

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By *ecretBadgerMan
over a year ago

Redruth


"Have you ever found yourself in an embarrassing situation or the potential for one.

I did last night..... "

I have had a similar situation with my pc and forgetting what pics are in what folder when i was looking for a pic to show a friend. Very awkward as it really was not an "accidentally on purpose" thing. I wanted to be sucked into a sinkhole or swallowed by a hippo!

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By *mber GamblerCouple
over a year ago

rugby

I have done something very similar. Years ago we got our first digital camera and of course we had a naked photo shoot. Like you do

Days later my friend come over. I wanted to show her some pics of taken of her that were nice. What came up on the screen, larger then life. My husband with a huge erect cock and me next to it. I screamed, she screamed. She turned around. I got rid of it. Then we both had fits of laughter. I still giggle about it now. It was embarrassing though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bloke stopped me outside the train station today and asked me for a light.

I rummaged around blindly in my handbag, pulled out a tampon and offered it to him. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That did make me laugh.

Something I did recently that was mortifying was when an ex work colleague and friend lost her husband to cancer and announced this sad fact on a post. I accidentally pressed the laughing crying face emoticon as a reaction to it. I'm not used to facebook and had no idea how to remove it. Thankfully my daugher removed it 20 mins later, when she got home.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you ever found yourself in an embarrassing situation or the potential for one.

I did last night.....

I have had a similar situation with my pc and forgetting what pics are in what folder when i was looking for a pic to show a friend. Very awkward as it really was not an "accidentally on purpose" thing. I wanted to be sucked into a sinkhole or swallowed by a hippo!"

I have a laptop with windows 10 on it and it does a Radom shuffle of my photos and shows them on the desktop.

I didn't realise until I loaded it up one day and there was a photo I wouldn't show my mum staring me in the face.

I had to quickly take an innocent one and make it the screen saver.

The ironic thing is I work in IT and know bugger all about computers lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That did make me laugh.

Something I did recently that was mortifying was when an ex work colleague and friend lost her husband to cancer and announced this sad fact on a post. I accidentally pressed the laughing crying face emoticon as a reaction to it. I'm not used to facebook and had no idea how to remove it. Thankfully my daugher removed it 20 mins later, when she got home. "

I could do with borrowing your daughter to fix my IT type of messes.

I don't use emojis because I don't know what most are meant to mean.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Oh god. Had a few incidences myself. I now have KeepSafe app on my phone so can lock "those" pics away.

Just had a look into keepsafe and downloaded. Ta for the recommendation! I’m always very nervous when showing my nieces pics on my phone in case they scroll "

*scuttles off to look for the app...

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