FabSwingers.com forum: Mediocre sex or a magnificent wank?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Which would you choose?

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By *oubyLoverWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Wank. Not worth getting ready let alone leaving the house if the sex is shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wank. Not worth getting ready let alone leaving the house if the sex is shit. "

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Which would you choose? "

What about you, Alleycat?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A truly magnificent wank everytime Alley, occasionally with an audience for added spice

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most definetly wank. We don't do mediocre sex.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Which would you choose? "

You

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Today I'll take mediocre sex, the wand won't make me a cup of tea or provide quality spooning after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take mediocre sex, there is still another person there to touch and feel. Wanking is such a lonely pastime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll take the sex. It doesn’t say anything about mediocre kissing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take the sex. I can wank anytime..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know what mediocre sex is, but that's from a guys perspective.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

A wank. At least I'll be able to have an orgasm and not have to fake it.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"A wank. At least I'll be able to have an orgasm and not have to fake it."

I've never faked

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"A wank. At least I'll be able to have an orgasm and not have to fake it.

I've never faked

Never faked a wankgasm?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I realise I haven't answered the question.

Mediocre would be better than self pleasure alone. Because mediocre can be enhanced by fiddling with oneself anyway

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"A wank. At least I'll be able to have an orgasm and not have to fake it.

I've never faked

You are a better woman than me/you've slept with people who you're more compatible with. I'm not sure which but I am guessing it's a combination of both.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"A wank. At least I'll be able to have an orgasm and not have to fake it.

I've never faked

Never faked a wankgasm? "

I've never faked an orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I'll go with the mediocre sex...

Or any sort of sex really

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"A wank. At least I'll be able to have an orgasm and not have to fake it.

I've never faked

You are a better woman than me/you've slept with people who you're more compatible with. I'm not sure which but I am guessing it's a combination of both. "

I'm not going to let a guy think it's working when it isn't

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

Either, both, am greedy

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

"A wank. At least I'll be able to have an orgasm and not have to fake it."

God why would you fake it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mediocre sex beats DIY, as someone else said for the spooning & coffee(I don’t like tea) afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People fake it?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Wank. Not worth getting ready let alone leaving the house if the sex is shit. "

I'd give it my all but if all you get in return is toe-curlingly bad, I'd trade it for doing my nails, dusting, ironing even.

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West

Wank. I’m too old to have crap sex now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which would you choose?

What about you, Alleycat?!"

I’d choose a magnificent wank. Every time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A truly magnificent wank everytime Alley, occasionally with an audience for added spice

Peach x"

Oh yes, with an audience does sound fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wank. Not worth getting ready let alone leaving the house if the sex is shit. "

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Most definetly wank. We don't do mediocre sex. "

And nor should you have to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which would you choose?

You

And that is a perfectly wonderful solution

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Today I'll take mediocre sex, the wand won't make me a cup of tea or provide quality spooning after

Hmm, good point, but come on, could you take the risk of mediocre tea too. A step too far, surely?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll take mediocre sex, there is still another person there to touch and feel. Wanking is such a lonely pastime

Surely this would depend on what underpinned the sex’s mediocre-ness?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely a wank

Mediocre sex is sooooo frustrating

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll take mediocre sex, there is still another person there to touch and feel. Wanking is such a lonely pastime

Hence the attraction of Peach’s audience suggestion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll take the sex. It doesn’t say anything about mediocre kissing "

Hmm, are many good kissers mediocre sex merchants?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll take the sex. I can wank anytime..

Perfectly reasonable young man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well no one gives a better wank than a self wank!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a wank

Great minds think alike.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A wank. At least I'll be able to have an orgasm and not have to fake it."

My thinking exactly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A wank. At least I'll be able to have an orgasm and not have to fake it.

I've never faked

Never faked a wankgasm? "

I’ve tricked myself several times. Mainly because I really couldn’t be arsed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I realise I haven't answered the question.

Mediocre would be better than self pleasure alone. Because mediocre can be enhanced by fiddling with oneself anyway

A very good point.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Which would you choose?

You

And that is a perfectly wonderful solution

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

There is no such thing as mediocre tea - it's either good or its crap (bangs gavel)

Would rather a wank than mediocre sex, thankfully having very good sex at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think I'll go with the mediocre sex...

Or any sort of sex really

Noooo... don’t lower your standards man. You’re worth more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody said who was doing the wanking...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Either, both, am greedy "

I appreciate your honesty

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Magnificent wank..... definitely!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mediocre sex beats DIY, as someone else said for the spooning & coffee(I don’t like tea) afterwards

You’d trust a mediocre sex merchant to make you coffee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wank. Not worth getting ready let alone leaving the house if the sex is shit.

I'd give it my all but if all you get in return is toe-curlingly bad, I'd trade it for doing my nails, dusting, ironing even."

Exactly, right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wank. I’m too old to have crap sex now "

It’s a lot of effort for disappointment isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magnificent wank!!...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definitely a wank

Mediocre sex is sooooo frustrating

I concur... wankers unite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A magnificent wank can always involve another person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never had shit sex. Is this a thing??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well no one gives a better wank than a self wank!

Exactly... no one takes care of you like you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just having one now wank

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Wank. I’m too old to have crap sex now

It’s a lot of effort for disappointment isn’t it?"

Totally and I don’t want putting off sex forever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is no such thing as mediocre tea - it's either good or its crap (bangs gavel)

Would rather a wank than mediocre sex, thankfully having very good sex at the moment

That is a very good point, I stand corrected

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nobody said who was doing the wanking..."

Thinking outside the box, I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always has to be a magnificent wank over mediocre sex which isn't worth the effort and a magnificent wank can be magnificent in so many ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which would you choose? "
neither I will just use that energy somewhere else, I used to pick either of them but both leave me dissatisfied

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Magnificent wank..... definitely!

Because magnificent wanks are, well magnificent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Magnificent wank!!...

Magnificent choice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A magnificent wank can always involve another person

More out of the box thinking, I like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve never had shit sex. Is this a thing??"

So rumour has it I’m afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A magnificent wank can always involve another person

More out of the box thinking, I like it

I’m full of good ideas when it comes to wanking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just having one now wank"

And so you should. It is your god given right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wank. I’m too old to have crap sex now

It’s a lot of effort for disappointment isn’t it?

Totally and I don’t want putting off sex forever "

Exactly... the implications are far reaching and not to be underestimated!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mediocre sex. Im a people person.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Mediocre sex might last a little longer than a lady wank with my wand. Plus I can be held tight afterwards

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Always has to be a magnificent wank over mediocre sex which isn't worth the effort and a magnificent wank can be magnificent in so many ways

You must share these ‘ways’ oh master

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which would you choose? neither I will just use that energy somewhere else, I used to pick either of them but both leave me dissatisfied"

As is your right young man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A magnificent wank can always involve another person

More out of the box thinking, I like it

I’m full of good ideas when it comes to wanking

I’m impressed, I like your style

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mediocre sex. Im a people person. "

Alternative scenario: mutual wanking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think I'll go with the mediocre sex...

Or any sort of sex really

Noooo... don’t lower your standards man. You’re worth more. "

That's not the other person...

It's me raising my game

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mediocre sex might last a little longer than a lady wank with my wand. Plus I can be held tight afterwards

You see I’ve rather foolishly made the assumption that the mediocre sex merchant can’t make tea, coffee, or hug you completely satisfactorily. What an idiot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think I'll go with the mediocre sex...

Or any sort of sex really

Noooo... don’t lower your standards man. You’re worth more.

That's not the other person...

It's me raising my game

Hahaha touché

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always has to be a magnificent wank over mediocre sex which isn't worth the effort and a magnificent wank can be magnificent in so many ways

You must share these ‘ways’ oh master

Oh I'm no master but as others have pointed out There are many ways to eat a kiwi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Always has to be a magnificent wank over mediocre sex which isn't worth the effort and a magnificent wank can be magnificent in so many ways

You must share these ‘ways’ oh master

Oh I'm no master but as others have pointed out There are many ways to eat a kiwi

You wank with Kiwi fruit, oh you have style (and a sticky knob)

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I’ll take the sex. It doesn’t say anything about mediocre kissing

Hmm, are many good kissers mediocre sex merchants?"

Well I've certainly met one or two!

I'll have a wank any day rather than mediocre sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll take the sex. It doesn’t say anything about mediocre kissing

Hmm, are many good kissers mediocre sex merchants?

Well I've certainly met one or two!

I'll have a wank any day rather than mediocre sex

I’m with you

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A magnificent wank can always involve another person

Definitely

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Mediocre sex might last a little longer than a lady wank with my wand. Plus I can be held tight afterwards

You see I’ve rather foolishly made the assumption that the mediocre sex merchant can’t make tea, coffee, or hug you completely satisfactorily. What an idiot

Ahhh. Maybe I was wishful thinking! Pass the wand

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mediocre sex might last a little longer than a lady wank with my wand. Plus I can be held tight afterwards

You see I’ve rather foolishly made the assumption that the mediocre sex merchant can’t make tea, coffee, or hug you completely satisfactorily. What an idiot

Ahhh. Maybe I was wishful thinking! Pass the wand

Hang on, if I’m holding the wand I may as well administer its magic, surely?

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I’ve never had shit sex. Is this a thing??"

Young lucky and clearly never been married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never had shit sex. Is this a thing??

Young lucky and clearly never been married

I wouldn’t say young

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Neither, when the only thing that is stopping both, is me.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Neither, when the only thing that is stopping both, is me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Neither, when the only thing that is stopping both, is me.

I like it

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

A wank, it's easier

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A wank, it's easier "

Ere sewing a real split here. I wonder how much of it is governed by perceptions and experiences?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Mediocre sex might last a little longer than a lady wank with my wand. Plus I can be held tight afterwards

You see I’ve rather foolishly made the assumption that the mediocre sex merchant can’t make tea, coffee, or hug you completely satisfactorily. What an idiot

Ahhh. Maybe I was wishful thinking! Pass the wand

Hang on, if I’m holding the wand I may as well administer its magic, surely?"

You know it makes sense

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A wank, it's easier

Ere sewing a real split here. I wonder how much of it is governed by perceptions and experiences?"

EVERYTHING is governed by perceptions and experiences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mediocre sex. Im a people person.

Alternative scenario: mutual wanking?"

Oh very much this. I love watching and being watched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mediocre sex. Im a people person.

Alternative scenario: mutual wanking?

Oh very much this. I love watching and being watched

That's a big fantasy of ours. With others involved

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Have done this can be very hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A wank. At least I'll be able to have an orgasm and not have to fake it."

Lol shots fired!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely wank

Don't even have to shave me foof

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

mediocre sex as Any sex must be better than no sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mediocre sex as Any sex must be better than no sex

"
Do yoo luv sex 2? Wowsers

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

Exactly, mediocre sex with a woman I'm not interested in, I'm not going to cum, and I certainly won't have an interest in making her cum, save the hassle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank, all day

.....well not literally

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mediocre sex might last a little longer than a lady wank with my wand. Plus I can be held tight afterwards

You see I’ve rather foolishly made the assumption that the mediocre sex merchant can’t make tea, coffee, or hug you completely satisfactorily. What an idiot

Ahhh. Maybe I was wishful thinking! Pass the wand

Hang on, if I’m holding the wand I may as well administer its magic, surely?

You know it makes sense

It makes so much sense

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A wank, it's easier

Ere sewing a real split here. I wonder how much of it is governed by perceptions and experiences?

EVERYTHING is governed by perceptions and experiences "

Very true. Well that and my auto correct it would seem

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mediocre sex. Im a people person.

Alternative scenario: mutual wanking?

Oh very much this. I love watching and being watched

This does sound rather fabulous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mediocre sex. Im a people person.

Alternative scenario: mutual wanking?

Oh very much this. I love watching and being watched

That's a big fantasy of ours. With others involved"

I think it may be one of mine now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never ever ever, ever.....ever, had a wank and marvelled over it

I'll take the sex, I can make that marvellous.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A wank. At least I'll be able to have an orgasm and not have to fake it.

Lol shots fired! "

Teasing shots rather than angry shots though I’d say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definitely wank

Don't even have to shave me foof"

Now that’s the spirit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"mediocre sex as Any sex must be better than no sex

As it’s you, I’ll let that pass. Mediocre sex for Seeside please. Come on gang

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Exactly, mediocre sex with a woman I'm not interested in, I'm not going to cum, and I certainly won't have an interest in making her cum, save the hassle"

Cut out the potentially rather awkward middle person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mediocre sex, at least with another person the option to make the rest of it great is there x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually not a huge fan of wanking, so I would probably take the mediocre shag and give My playmate some instructions and try to make it fun! Failing that, pizza night on the couch sounds good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wank, all day

.....well not literally

Although clearly there’s no harm in trying, right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never ever ever, ever.....ever, had a wank and marvelled over it

I'll take the sex, I can make that marvellous.

You’ve never made your own toes curl? Surely doing so is to be marvelled over? And you can’t change the thread’s rules silly, it’s against the Geneva convention

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mediocre sex, at least with another person the option to make the rest of it great is there x

Hmm, the thread is rebelling! Yours, Bee’s and a few other similar points does kinda make sense though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm actually not a huge fan of wanking, so I would probably take the mediocre shag and give My playmate some instructions and try to make it fun! Failing that, pizza night on the couch sounds good

Let’s face it, the pizza’s bound to be better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think both would be just the ticket .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think both would be just the ticket . "

Now now Mr Greedy

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By *oubyLoverWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I just had a mediocre wank. It was probably better than a mediocre shag. At least I could do it with hairy legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never ever ever, ever.....ever, had a wank and marvelled over it

I'll take the sex, I can make that marvellous.

You’ve never made your own toes curl? Surely doing so is to be marvelled over? And you can’t change the thread’s rules silly, it’s against the Geneva convention

Sex then.

I've had a wank, I fake the orgasms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never ever ever, ever.....ever, had a wank and marvelled over it

I'll take the sex, I can make that marvellous.

You’ve never made your own toes curl? Surely doing so is to be marvelled over? And you can’t change the thread’s rules silly, it’s against the Geneva convention

Sex then.

I've had a wank, I fake the orgasms. "
A wank is rarely, rarely, rarely, rarely an orgasm! It's a release 999 times out of a 1000 that's it like taking a shit, I've had three today, wanks that is not shits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can honestly say that I've never had a magnificent wank. None have measured up to sex standards, just cured an itch kinda thing.

So... Sex it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can honestly say that I've never had a magnificent wank. None have measured up to sex standards, just cured an itch kinda thing.

So... Sex it is. "
I always find they cure one itch but create another there a bit of a paradox like women

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just had a mediocre wank. It was probably better than a mediocre shag. At least I could do it with hairy legs

It’s the lesser of two evils, right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never ever ever, ever.....ever, had a wank and marvelled over it

I'll take the sex, I can make that marvellous.

You’ve never made your own toes curl? Surely doing so is to be marvelled over? And you can’t change the thread’s rules silly, it’s against the Geneva convention

Sex then.

I've had a wank, I fake the orgasms. "

In that case, can I request sex for me Mr Bee please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some of your responses suggest that I really must be a magnificent wanker

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Which would you choose? "

Sex with me is never mediocre

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"mediocre sex as Any sex must be better than no sex

Do yoo luv sex 2? Wowsers

I'm still a virgin so ya any sex with a woman must be better than nun at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which would you choose?

Sex with me is never mediocre

You don’t say

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"mediocre sex as Any sex must be better than no sex

As it’s you, I’ll let that pass. Mediocre sex for Seeside please. Come on gang

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"mediocre sex as Any sex must be better than no sex

As it’s you, I’ll let that pass. Mediocre sex for Seeside please. Come on gang

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Which would you choose?

Sex with me is never mediocre

You don’t say

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I'm not sure I've ever had a magnificent wank

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not sure I've ever had a magnificent wank

Then you simply must.

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Really? You need a day of exploring yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Really? You need a day of exploring yourself "

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mediocre sex.... Then go home and have a magnificent wank. Been there, done that

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By *ent57Man
over a year ago

... where the streets have no name!

"Mediocre sex.... Then go home and have a magnificent wank. Been there, done that

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"Really? You need a day of exploring yourself "

I have plenty but it's just not the same!

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By *ilk_TrayMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

Without a doubt the mediocre sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I posted this relatively tongue in cheek, but I’ve genuinely found your replies interesting

And, of course, many of you are wrong

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I posted this relatively tongue in cheek, but I’ve genuinely found your replies interesting

And, of course, many of you are wrong

But not all of us are wrong..

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I’ll take a magnificent wank over mediocre sex anytime! ‘Edging’ for a good couple of hours while watching porn, keeping my cock rock hard, before that moment you finally let yourself explode (and guys know what i mean by ‘explode’), trying to keep your spunk contained within a small enough catchment area so you have less mess to clean up, is way better than a routine, ‘get it over with then’ missionary shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can honestly say that I've never had a magnificent wank. None have measured up to sex standards, just cured an itch kinda thing.

So... Sex it is. "

I beg to differ I have evidence of you having a magnificent wank haha

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

A wank simply scratches an itch for me, mediochore sex disappoints me.

I'd go without either and wait for what I would hope would be excellent sex, or scratch the inch myself if I was very itchy.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I posted this relatively tongue in cheek, but I’ve genuinely found your replies interesting

And, of course, many of you are wrong

If you wos in the same position and conditions as me you wood say mediochore to

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