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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

With my partner in crime busy elsewhere a position has become available within Pollydoux services.

I need a personal assistant to help me keep on top of things.

You should be fun and friendly and adaptable to our ever changing business model.

Tea making and massage skills are essential as are a naughty attitude and unshockable mind (some of our customers have strange requests).

If you'd like to apply please state your interest below and a short summary of how you would suit the position.

Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me me me!!!!!

I'm an outrageous flirt...a people pleaser with fabulously mad and creative ideas and I always deliver!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll second that filthy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the name mashup sounds awesome, I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If the name mashup sounds awesome, I'm in. "

Oh I hadn't considered that! I should've stipulated the name must work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you accept bribes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will you accept bribes? "

Try me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me.

I'm good with a spreadsheet. Been told I have a filthy laugh and a sexy phone voice.

I'm reasonably good at flirting but do get tongue tied when complimented.

Fairly intelligent and can adapt and be flexible.

O I make good tea and am a good masseuse too apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will you accept bribes?

Try me "

Massages and sexual favours on tap?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’m completely unsuitable, not being female enough. However if you need a PA to help you take things down, I’m your man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m completely unsuitable, not being female enough. However if you need a PA to help you take things down, I’m your man "

There's no discrimination here.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I can boil a kettle....

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I’m completely unsuitable, not being female enough. However if you need a PA to help you take things down, I’m your man

There's no discrimination here. "

True, but your customers might

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With my partner in crime busy elsewhere a position has become available within Pollydoux services.

I need a personal assistant to help me keep on top of things.

You should be fun and friendly and adaptable to our ever changing business model.

Tea making and massage skills are essential as are a naughty attitude and unshockable mind (some of our customers have strange requests).

If you'd like to apply please state your interest below and a short summary of how you would suit the position.

Thanks. "

Tempory position

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With my partner in crime busy elsewhere a position has become available within Pollydoux services.

I need a personal assistant to help me keep on top of things.

You should be fun and friendly and adaptable to our ever changing business model.

Tea making and massage skills are essential as are a naughty attitude and unshockable mind (some of our customers have strange requests).

If you'd like to apply please state your interest below and a short summary of how you would suit the position.

Thanks.

Tempory position "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tradidional Tea maker with a deft touch. Infrequentdalliance understands the importance of fine china, the right blend of tea, a properly warmed pot and properly massaged bodies.

Willing to take any temporary position, although between your legs being a preferred option.

A team name of Rubidalliance would also be a condition of service

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tradidional Tea maker with a deft touch. Infrequentdalliance understands the importance of fine china, the right blend of tea, a properly warmed pot and properly massaged bodies.

Willing to take any temporary position, although between your legs being a preferred option.

A team name of Rubidalliance would also be a condition of service "

Very tempting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My oral skills are impeccable.

I can read you book in a very delightful manner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bake cakes if that helps!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is 'face down, arse up' available. That's an amazing position.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My oral skills are impeccable.

I can read you book in a very delightful manner "

You can, I remember the voices thread clip you did. Swoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tradidional Tea maker with a deft touch. Infrequentdalliance understands the importance of fine china, the right blend of tea, a properly warmed pot and properly massaged bodies.

Willing to take any temporary position, although between your legs being a preferred option.

A team name of Rubidalliance would also be a condition of service

Very tempting "

A great application, although Infrequentdoux would be more fitting for a tempory role

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Expert cook and cleaner, can produce and serve excellent meals in any outfit required.

Can clean all the house dressed appropriately and will obviously ensure all body parts are cleaned throughly with my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Expert cook and cleaner, can produce and serve excellent meals in any outfit required.

Can clean all the house dressed appropriately and will obviously ensure all body parts are cleaned throughly with my tongue "

I forgot to mention my massage training.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can cook, clean, bake, good with numbers, great company, excellent telephone voice and Rubifox sounds great

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Obviously all genders are considered on an equal basis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tradidional Tea maker with a deft touch. Infrequentdalliance understands the importance of fine china, the right blend of tea, a properly warmed pot and properly massaged bodies.

Willing to take any temporary position, although between your legs being a preferred option.

A team name of Rubidalliance would also be a condition of service

Very tempting

A great application, although Infrequentdoux would be more fitting for a tempory role "

I considered that, but I always put the lady first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Riburella sounds funny but I don't want the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks, I prefer to be your client, you better get a female pm....

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Unfortunately geography will get in the way otherwise I'd be your woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we have a winner?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do we have a winner?"

Yeah peach and filthy strumpet are job sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peachydoux, Rubistrumpet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm cheeky flirt and naughty. not to mention good with my hands and I can usually bend my skills to meet the task at hand

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