FabSwingers.com forum: Lets get to know eachother

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hola amigos. I have noticed that we have many new forumiters, so thought we could get to know eachother.

Hello. I am shagtonight, you can call me ST for short. I am a swedish guy from the land of snow and vikings, my hobby is bodybuilding and I go to the gym few times a week and on weekends I like to play golf. I am good and got few birdies, it is fun, my favourite sweets is haribos and I love cola bottles mmmmm

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Hello new peepsies.

I'm me, I try to spread a smile or 2. I'm a piss taking munchkin but I don't follow the yellow brick road, I'm creating my own path (probably to hell, but fuck it)

I make up random words and give people nicknames, I also rename their genitalia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello new peepsies.

I'm me, I try to spread a smile or 2. I'm a piss taking munchkin but I don't follow the yellow brick road, I'm creating my own path (probably to hell, but fuck it)

I make up random words and give people nicknames, I also rename their genitalia

I'm also me, a middle aged divorcee who cant seem to get enough lately hehe

Can you rename my genitalia

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Hello Newbies

I'm Phoenix, very tall, very loud, often foul mouthed, laugh a lot, I'm a bit of a twat, and hopelessly addicted to Haribo, lemon drizzle cake & gin.

Originally from Derbyshire but got lost & now to be found wandering, often aimlessly along the south coast with a Chihuahua & a gaggle of feral children in tow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Hatter,

I have, of course, been called many other things. Most of them uncouth, although very few were unearned.

I have stolen princesses back from sleeping barrow kings. I burned down the town of Trebon. I have spent the night with Felurian and left with both my sanity and my life. I was expelled from the University at a younger age than most people are allowed in. I tread paths by moonlight that others fear to speak of during day. I have talked to Gods, loved women, and written songs that make the minstrels weep.

You may have heard of me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't describe me. You can only experience MisterBee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi newbies!

I'm Lou (Strumpet), I take the piss too much, swear too much and am currently very sexually frustrated. I'm very friendly and a shameless flirt

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Hi newbies!

I'm Lou (Strumpet), I take the piss too much, swear too much and am currently very sexually frustrated. I'm very friendly and a shameless flirt

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Sounds like my perfect girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello Newbies

I'm Phoenix, very tall, very loud, often foul mouthed, laugh a lot, I'm a bit of a twat, and hopelessly addicted to Haribo, lemon drizzle cake & gin.

Originally from Derbyshire but got lost & now to be found wandering, often aimlessly along the south coast with a Chihuahua & a gaggle of feral children in tow.

Have you had the Sipsmiths lemon drizzle gin from M&S? Lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello chums

I'm Taff my jolly chum is pooch . We love to wander the hills and beaches of North Wales .

I to have a tendency to waffle on a tad and talk like some one from the 1950's or a jolly splendid Enid Blyton book .

Welcome to our spiffing forum

Taff and Pooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey I'm Rubi. I'm not sure how to describe myself!

Uuhhmm....I'm just me. I kinda bounce around the forums and I like to be friendly and a tiny bit cheeky at times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi newbies!

I'm Lou (Strumpet), I take the piss too much, swear too much and am currently very sexually frustrated. I'm very friendly and a shameless flirt

Sounds like my perfect girl

They all say that and then they realise I'm just mental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't describe me. You can only experience MisterBee

Chuck Norris carries my photo in his wallet with a description of me. Ask him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi newbies

Im a bit of a newb myself and am often found perving in the forums

I spend an unhealthy amount of time in my knickers, taking pictures, drinking gin and generally being a bit dickish

Welcome

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Hello Newbies

I'm Phoenix, very tall, very loud, often foul mouthed, laugh a lot, I'm a bit of a twat, and hopelessly addicted to Haribo, lemon drizzle cake & gin.

Originally from Derbyshire but got lost & now to be found wandering, often aimlessly along the south coast with a Chihuahua & a gaggle of feral children in tow.

Have you had the Sipsmiths lemon drizzle gin from M&S? Lovely

No?

OMFG.... How have I not heard of this before?!

If you saw my Facebook pages, it's just a collection if gin related links my friends tag me in

.... I'm off to M&S now xxx

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

Hey people we are E and M.

Like most here we try and join in on all the forum convos. We are massive pervs especially to the forum users (You all know who you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello Newbies

I'm Phoenix, very tall, very loud, often foul mouthed, laugh a lot, I'm a bit of a twat, and hopelessly addicted to Haribo, lemon drizzle cake & gin.

Originally from Derbyshire but got lost & now to be found wandering, often aimlessly along the south coast with a Chihuahua & a gaggle of feral children in tow.

Have you had the Sipsmiths lemon drizzle gin from M&S? Lovely

No?

OMFG.... How have I not heard of this before?!

If you saw my Facebook pages, it's just a collection if gin related links my friends tag me in

.... I'm off to M&S now xxx"

Haha! Same! My gin collection is my passion

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

.... I'm off to M&S now xxx

Haha! Same! My gin collection is my passion

I make my own.

I'm now also wondering why, I've never even considered doing a lemon drizzle gin?

God, I'm slacking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey probies and newbies I still class myself as a newbie

I'm chilled slightly nervous but looking for some nice people to talk to and to explore my boundaries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.... I'm off to M&S now xxx

Haha! Same! My gin collection is my passion

I make my own.

I'm now also wondering why, I've never even considered doing a lemon drizzle gin?

God, I'm slacking! "

Haha! I’ve just tried a lovely mulled gin this week, def going to tackle that one myself!

This prob all makes for a passable intro for me in the absence of an official one lol

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Hello, I’m Adam and can usually be found on the forums trying to make people laugh.

Or I’ll be perving at your pictures, just sayin’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, I’m Redfox. I love the forums, they keep me on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m Rachael. That shouldn’t just about cover things for now

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Hello new peepsies.

I'm me, I try to spread a smile or 2. I'm a piss taking munchkin but I don't follow the yellow brick road, I'm creating my own path (probably to hell, but fuck it)

I make up random words and give people nicknames, I also rename their genitalia

I'm also me, a middle aged divorcee who cant seem to get enough lately hehe

Can you rename my genitalia

Always

Fredrica Fuckheart

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Hi newbies!

I'm Lou (Strumpet), I take the piss too much, swear too much and am currently very sexually frustrated. I'm very friendly and a shameless flirt

Sounds like my perfect girl

They all say that and then they realise I'm just mental

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Even better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi. I'm just me.

I like Jelly fish and dislike Brussel Sprouts.

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By *xxvimtoMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Well there no harm in being dickish lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just jo

Go round in my own little bubble posting here there and everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just jo

Go round in my own little bubble posting here there and everywhere

I do love fudge

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

There are newbies

where ?

I'm _unkie ...the quiet 1 ..

welcome to the madhouse

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Oh gawd I hate this type of thing!!

Gemini Man...seem to spend half my life on the forums posting mostly drivel and profile advice..have been known to post the odd picture or two (with the emphasis on "odd") when I get an idea that works in my head but rarely does in practice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just jo

Go round in my own little bubble posting here there and everywhere

I do love fudge"

Don't we all

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Hello

I am quiet, shy and sometimes inappropriate

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

"Hello

I am quiet, shy and sometimes inappropriate

Who also has awesome underwear

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Hello

I am quiet, shy and sometimes inappropriate

And sometimes tells fibs about being shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey peeps!

I’m James Greater London based, travel around UK a lot for work, so like to experience a little extra in every town and new city I visit etc....

I would have to say In my experience the North West seems to be the most exciting place

Happy Fabbing everyone.....

Here a joke I’ll leave you all with :

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello all

I'm lustylor1990,Lauren or Loz as my friends call me or echo head as my dad calls me lol

I'm from heath hays Staffordshire

I work as a hair stylist

My hobbies include annoying my bf and eating chocolate

I live alone but I have a massive killer poodle to protect me

My favourite colour is clear x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Babs here. Welcome to the forums

I’m pretty quiet compared to this rowdy but lovely lot. I dip in and out of the forums and like looking at photos

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By *oblovesyouMan
over a year ago

poole

Afternoon newbies & all.

Only recently found out what fun the forums, still kinda finding my feet but do like to give a little input when I can. & I’m not talking about my penis

Friendlier then a lab pup (but definitely not as cute), witty, down to earth, patience of a saint, non-judgemental, a bit of joker, don’t take things too seriously, can be bit of a tit.

Likes; the summer, pay rises, the opposite sex, cider over ice, taking the piss, old skool dance music

Dislikes; the winter, losing money, speed cameras, poor workmanship, Marmite

There’s obviously a lot more to both. So hit me up if you’d care to know more.

Bob. Out.

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Hi, I'm the _lue narwhal, I was known as a Norwegian blue before but he shuffled off his mortal coil,run down the curtain and joined the bleedin choir invisible and has gone to meet his maker..

Just a little insane but in a good way. My three main passions are gin, photography, scuba diving and sex...

I am multi linguistic being able to speak English, cockney and cunning; I was a member of the debating team at school, a passion that has followed me and quite often I will hold group debate sessions.. yes, there is nothing quite like the enjoyment of a mass debate, i like peanut butter and marmite and I can strip and rebuild a general purpose machine gun in total darkness in less than two minutes, so just imagine what else I can do in the dark in under two minutes especially with some peanut butter thrown in for good measure..

My final claim to infamy is having killed more threads than any other forumite.. it's great having the final word but I'm starting to take it personally now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi everybody,

I'm Matt from our couple. I'm usually the one doing the forum chat.

I'm a family man who works in retail and enjoys the simpler things in life.

Enjoy getting to know people and trying to be as friendly as possible. Our hectic lives (won't bore you with details) are limiting our availability to almost nil at this time but in the future we should be a little freer and hopefully maybe attend a social or 2 to meet you all in person x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm Venus a sarcastic witty fem who lives in the North East

I'm a people person love meeting new folks

I love anything with peanut butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So do you butter your toast before putting peanut butter on, or just straight to the peanut butter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So do you butter your toast before putting peanut butter on, or just straight to the peanut butter?

I have to buyer my toast first

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

Hello

I'm a single, dedicated country(side) girl, addicted to nature & finding the answer to the big question…'Why are we here?' (& other questions too)...

I can sparkle in the right environment & company but mostly just too blummin' philosophical for my own good!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just tall old me from Cambridgeshire who works far too many hours and needs much more play time!

I'm a very naughty flirt and love red wine though the two are not necessarily connected

The End

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an acquired taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So do you butter your toast before putting peanut butter on, or just straight to the peanut butter?

I have to buyer my toast first"

Grrrr butter

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By *ookMan
over a year ago

london

Hi _ook

New London guy... profile is being tweaked

...

Please say this bit in a high pitched voice... swinger frrrienddddzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi _ook

New London guy... profile is being tweaked

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Please say this bit in a high pitched voice... swinger frrrienddddzzzzzz

Helloooo

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"Hello

I am quiet, shy and sometimes inappropriate

Who also has awesome underwear

Thank you

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"Hello

I am quiet, shy and sometimes inappropriate

And sometimes tells fibs about being shy

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By *ormalguy71Man
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

I am just a normal guy

Tend to go through phases of using the forums. As a result don't really know that many in here.

46 and live in the Garden of England

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

Hi I'm Woody and I love the banter on the forum's, great craic it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr N, forum idiot, professional waffler, photographer, and all round bloody nice bloke.

Mrs N, real (contrary to some opinion), definitely a woman...not imaginary, professional paper shuffler, total sweetheart, minx, and currently full of arms and legs.

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

We’re Frank & Betty because we couldn’t think of anything original & have a strange sense of humour.

We “met” in the forum as singles & get married next year. Taken a low profile over the last 18 months due to illness but dipping our toes back in

B x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Minxy, live on the Isle of Man. Fairly new to the forums, I like cake, coffee, gin and jaffa cakes. Fairly harmless wee munchkin with a big smile, kind heart but very sweary mouth that ya wouldn't wanna take home to meet your mam

I enjoy a harmless flirt and love chattering to some lovely folks on the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m James Bond and I’m about to do a daring mission where I will probably kill a bad guy and sleep with his missus

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm a musical yokel with a love of words. Liked by a few, tolerated by some, probably a source of mild irritation to many. And I have yet to win my talent pipes but I shall one of these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm queenoftease

I used to be a regular on the forums a long time ago. But I get bored too easily and Rl takes over unfortunately.

Otherwise I have a terrible sense of humour and have been known to cause a stir or two in here

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Hi I'm me,I have a tendency to enjoy the odd Bimmf. I've never spat coffee over my keyboard over anything anyone has said on here (do people actually do that?!) and I'm looking for my happy ever after man,who appears to have his head stuck in the sand,hence not been able to find him...blah blah blah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m Mrdpt and I used to be a swimming addict.

I’ve been dry 6 years now

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By *ngel clawsWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Hi I'm Rachel, not so much a newbie, but dip my toes in the forums now an then, im just a fun loving kiny fucker lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, I’m cat, Alleycat. I’m a devilishly handsome ragamuffin, a tattooed moron, from the south coast of England. Cower in the wake of my rapier wit, wonder at my Adonis like physique, you are but mortal.

Failing that, come say hello and we can get on with taking the piss out if each other flirtstiously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello old and bold, and fellow newbs alike!

Im bill, full time procrastinator and pervayor of general fuckwittery. Very rarely give a serious answer and when i do its normaly either completely wrong or two threads to late because i meant to do it yesterday

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Hello one and all. Sparkly on the outside, dead on the inside.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good ones everyone

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