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Smart condom (i con)

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By *lackXeal OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

A British company claims to have created the world's first "smart" condom which rates blokes performances and helps detects STIs...

What do you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A British company claims to have created the world's first "smart" condom which rates blokes performances and helps detects STIs...

What do you think? "

Great if it works xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the rating scale out of?

1-10?

I wonder what 30 seconds is rated as?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rates performance? Against what criteria?

Great if your username is TurboMegaThruster3000, but if your lovin' can't be measured by TRR* and you have other skills in your bag...

*Thrust Repetition Rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it play barry white too?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Does it play barry white too?"

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Rates performance? I can see a whole new level of low self esteem opening up here.

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By *lackXeal OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

The inventor/creator must have given it out to his/her workers to take home to try on their partners and bring the results in next day for calibration

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"A British company claims to have created the world's first "smart" condom which rates blokes performances and helps detects STIs...

What do you think? "

Latex Free? Or no go , does it do both sides?

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By *lackXeal OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"Rates performance? I can see a whole new level of low self esteem opening up here. "

They are not even bothered that it can detect STIs

Rate performance lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a serious note whenever a pin prick HIV test is invented it will be revolutionary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Although there's a 3 month detection lag I believe with current methods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does it play barry white too?

"

'lets get it on'....

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Rates performance? I can see a whole new level of low self esteem opening up here.

They are not even bothered that it can detect STIs

Rate performance lol"

I wouldn't trust them on either count

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Just read about it. It's actually a ring that fits over a condom and gives information on performance that mostly only men are interested in and detects syphilis and chlamydia. As it fits over the condom I'm guessing it detects in the partner of the person wearing it. I can see issues of comfort and possible compromising the safety of the condom i.e. tearing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does it play barry white too?

'lets get it on'.... "

'What am i gonna do with you...'

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Just read about it. It's actually a ring that fits over a condom and gives information on performance that mostly only men are interested in and detects syphilis and chlamydia. As it fits over the condom I'm guessing it detects in the partner of the person wearing it. I can see issues of comfort and possible compromising the safety of the condom i.e. tearing it."

Maybe its like a cock vibrating ring and helps pleasure..

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Just read about it. It's actually a ring that fits over a condom and gives information on performance that mostly only men are interested in and detects syphilis and chlamydia. As it fits over the condom I'm guessing it detects in the partner of the person wearing it. I can see issues of comfort and possible compromising the safety of the condom i.e. tearing it.

Maybe its like a cock vibrating ring and helps pleasure.. "

I reckon it shouts encouragement from the side lines. "Come on, speed up you were much faster than this with the other woman"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just read about it. It's actually a ring that fits over a condom and gives information on performance that mostly only men are interested in and detects syphilis and chlamydia. As it fits over the condom I'm guessing it detects in the partner of the person wearing it. I can see issues of comfort and possible compromising the safety of the condom i.e. tearing it.

Maybe its like a cock vibrating ring and helps pleasure..

I reckon it shouts encouragement from the side lines. "Come on, speed up you were much faster than this with the other woman" "

'smack it! Harder! Thats my boy!'

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Seriously though the STI thing aside. Apparently it measures girth, performance, variety of positions etc all of which can be shared (read compared against other men) if you want. I can't see what use that would be given the insecurity that already surrounds cock size. It would spawn a load of threads asking "does velocity of thrust really matter?"

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Just read about it. It's actually a ring that fits over a condom and gives information on performance that mostly only men are interested in and detects syphilis and chlamydia. As it fits over the condom I'm guessing it detects in the partner of the person wearing it. I can see issues of comfort and possible compromising the safety of the condom i.e. tearing it.

Maybe its like a cock vibrating ring and helps pleasure..

I reckon it shouts encouragement from the side lines. "Come on, speed up you were much faster than this with the other woman" "

I hope it's. Not the same one it!

It could be be the guy

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

Oh great that's all we need.....Like being back at school....

"Johnny must try harder!"

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