FabSwingers.com forum: Rachael’s xmas on a budget

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over a year ago

Cut and paste and the print out as quality wrapping paper.

You are most welcome.

This little gift was brought to you by Rachael’s xmas on a budget.

Feel free to post your xmas budget ideas here and ensure we all have a FAB xmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry had to do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry had to do it

Your top row is out of alignment though

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Guys, make sure to only date girls called Holly, Eve or Carol. Chances are they were born at Christmas, meaning you'll only have to buy one present a year, instead of wasting money twice.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'm looking to date Jesus.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guys, make sure to only date girls called Holly, Eve or Carol. Chances are they were born at Christmas, meaning you'll only have to buy one present a year, instead of wasting money twice."

Oh bravo. Top money saving tip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry had to do it

Your top row is out of alignment though

Ooopsy let me try again

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm looking to date Jesus. "

Are you hoping for a second cumming?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's that

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm looking to date Jesus.

Are you hoping for a second cumming?"

I'm hoping he will rise for me

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over a year ago

"I'm looking to date Jesus. "

Shouting ‘jesus’ when you cum with your wand isn’t going to work though. Just annoys the neighbors

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm looking to date Jesus. "

He was Jewish, he won't get you a prezzie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How's that "

Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's that

Nope.

Arrrrrr well

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

"I'm looking to date Jesus.

Are you hoping for a second cumming?

I'm hoping he will rise for me

When he does you can shout "Christ is coming again "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm looking to date Jesus.

Are you hoping for a second cumming?

I'm hoping he will rise for me

When he does you can shout "Christ is coming again "

I can feel him in me. Jesus son of God

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Guys, simply chop of your foreskin, then proclaim you are jewish, saving money on presents.

Keep it in the freezer and just stitch it back on in time to receive easter eggs.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm looking to date Jesus.

He was Jewish, he won't get you a prezzie."

I don't want someone who won't gift me

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Guys, simply chop of your foreskin, then proclaim you are jewish, saving money on presents.

Keep it in the freezer and just stitch it back on in time to receive easter eggs."

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm looking to date Jesus.

He was Jewish, he won't get you a prezzie.

I don't want someone who won't gift me "

He's got some old Frankesence, don't know how it compares to Coco Chanel.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Ikea provide brown parcel paper & string for you to protect your purchases.

For a cheap day out, use your Ikea Family card for unlimited free coffee, then wrap your presents without buying paper!!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Ikea provide brown parcel paper & string for you to protect your purchases.

For a cheap day out, use your Ikea Family card for unlimited free coffee, then wrap your presents without buying paper!!

You from Yorkshire?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm looking to date Jesus.

He was Jewish, he won't get you a prezzie.

I don't want someone who won't gift me "

Ssssh. You’ll get a ban if you admit that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I get a Santa emoji...

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"How do I get a Santa emoji...

It's in Platinum supporter pass.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Ikea provide brown parcel paper & string for you to protect your purchases.

For a cheap day out, use your Ikea Family card for unlimited free coffee, then wrap your presents without buying paper!!

You from Yorkshire?"

...and for a treat the whole family can enjoy...simply drive around and admire other people's festive light display, awarding points for style/ gaudiness, colour, design...

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Simply masturbate in all the local shopping malls and town centre. You'll be put on the sex offenders register and banned from a 5 mile radius of them and the internet barred too. An ideal reason not to buy presents.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do I get a Santa emoji...

Copy and paste. I gave you loads.

Or go through the platinum membership entry ritual.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Mad me feel dizzy scrolling to the last post which is usually the most coherent

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Mad me feel dizzy scrolling to the last post which is usually the most coherent

Made even. Although some might say mad!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Simply masturbate in all the local shopping malls and town centre. You'll be put on the sex offenders register and banned from a 5 mile radius of them and the internet barred too. An ideal reason not to buy presents."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mad me feel dizzy scrolling to the last post which is usually the most coherent

Made even. Although some might say mad! "

We’re all going with mad. Soz

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Paint pinecones and use as decoratings.

If you have an apple tree you can buy a sprig of mistletoe and splice it to the tree, next year you'll have a huge bunch and sell it

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over a year ago

"Paint pinecones and use as decoratings.

If you have an apple tree you can buy a sprig of mistletoe and splice it to the tree, next year you'll have a huge bunch and sell it

Or pop round to mine and I’ll chop you a bit of one of my cider apple trees. Tiz Somerset y’know

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Mad me feel dizzy scrolling to the last post which is usually the most coherent

Made even. Although some might say mad!

We’re all going with mad. Soz

All around me are familiar faces...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do I get a Santa emoji...

It's in Platinum supporter pass."

Wasn't in mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cut and paste and the print out as quality wrapping paper.

You are most welcome.

This little gift was brought to you by Rachael’s xmas on a budget.

Feel free to post your xmas budget ideas here and ensure we all have a FAB xmas

Genius. I think I love you a little bit more

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mad me feel dizzy scrolling to the last post which is usually the most coherent

Made even. Although some might say mad!

We’re all going with mad. Soz

All around me are familiar faces... "

Familiar places?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Paint pinecones and use as decoratings.

If you have an apple tree you can buy a sprig of mistletoe and splice it to the tree, next year you'll have a huge bunch and sell it

Or pop round to mine and I’ll chop you a bit of one of my cider apple trees. Tiz Somerset y’know

Oh yes please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cut and paste and the print out as quality wrapping paper.

You are most welcome.

This little gift was brought to you by Rachael’s xmas on a budget.

Feel free to post your xmas budget ideas here and ensure we all have a FAB xmas

Genius. I think I love you a little bit more

Fuzz"

You’re welcome my love xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Paint pinecones and use as decoratings.

If you have an apple tree you can buy a sprig of mistletoe and splice it to the tree, next year you'll have a huge bunch and sell it

Or pop round to mine and I’ll chop you a bit of one of my cider apple trees. Tiz Somerset y’know

Oh yes please.

If you time it right the cider farm we sell our apples to will be open too

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Paint pinecones and use as decoratings.

If you have an apple tree you can buy a sprig of mistletoe and splice it to the tree, next year you'll have a huge bunch and sell it

Or pop round to mine and I’ll chop you a bit of one of my cider apple trees. Tiz Somerset y’know

Oh yes please.

If you time it right the cider farm we sell our apples to will be open too

Even better x

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Ikea provide brown parcel paper & string for you to protect your purchases.

For a cheap day out, use your Ikea Family card for unlimited free coffee, then wrap your presents without buying paper!!

You can also just eat all the sample biscuits for free, who says you can have just one!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

run out of christmas wrapping paper? simply convert birthday wrapping paper by adding 'Jesus' after 'Happy Birthday'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies,

save money on Birthday Presents for the man in your life by marrying a Noel

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By *ack2071Man
over a year ago

bromsgrove

"I'm looking to date Jesus. "

You after a Mexican Gardner then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dead pigeon wrapped in foil makes an ideal angel for the top of your christmas tree

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"run out of christmas wrapping paper? simply convert birthday wrapping paper by adding 'Jesus' after 'Happy Birthday'"

Genius

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"A dead pigeon wrapped in foil makes an ideal angel for the top of your christmas tree"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remove the last week of December from your diary and go from the 23rd December straight to the 1st January thus skipping the whole malarkey. You can re attach the removed pages into the middle of June when no one will be expecting pressies. You will save money and get to celebrate a nice peaceful Christmas by yourself in the sunshine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking to date Jesus. "

He's two thousand and something.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm looking to date Jesus.

He's two thousand and something."

That’s a good point. Fabs age perimeters stop at a mere 99.

I always feel sorry for the centurions on the site who are excluded through no fault of their own.

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