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Getting it up. Advice needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello all.

Bit of an embarrassing one here and it’s something I should of tackled a while ago really, it’s not my first time after all.

So what I want to know is, prior to the main event, when do you get it up and how long is it up for after?

I don’t really need anyone’s help to get it up, that I can do alone, unlike my dad bless him but he’s old so needs a bit of help getting his up.

So When should I put my Christmas tree up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your dad handles yours with you, and you handle your dads with him, you might just get them both up and proud looking sooner than you think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nearly spat my tea across the room!!!

As late as possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't bother...

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

When do you want to get it up?

And is it a big one?

Do you like a natural bush?

Do your baubles hang low?

We need this information...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Once it's up does it flash on and off and do you sometimes have a fairy on it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure you measure it first before you get it up to make sure it fits.

Have a look around to see if anyone else has got theirs up yet, always good to join the party midway and don’t leave it too early as it only cums once a year.

When you’ve got it up it’s nice to give it trim to make it presentable, but not too much cause then it will look a bit bare. Don’t over decorate it, you’ll make it sag.

When it’s all over it’s good to clean up after yourself and not leave it to the other half or even worse your parents!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I nearly spat my tea across the room!!!

As late as possible "

I was having a glass of wine when I got to the dad line. There may have been dribbling!

In answer to your question, I'll probably put mine up in two weeks and it'll be down before new year. If I didn't have a small person it wouldn't be up at all.

Bahhh humbug

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

If you get it up too soon, it might end up withering sooner than you hope, especially if it doesn't get enough attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you get it up too soon, it might end up withering sooner than you hope, especially if it doesn't get enough attention."

I believe their are over the counter sprays and such that can help both this man and his old father maintain proud wood throughout this festive season, come Christmas eve the grandkids will still be in awe of both their proud bushy pines!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get it up on 16th December ... or 9th if you must!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

If it’s a real stonker, if it’s firm, make sure you put a viagra table in the water, one wouldn’t want it to wilt....

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Let's hope it's still looking spectacular when the sack is ready to be emptied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't bother..."

Should I take this advice with breathing to?

Bah humbug to you my dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When do you want to get it up?

And is it a big one?

Do you like a natural bush?

Do your baubles hang low?

We need this information... "

When - well that’s the whole point of the question you wally. In fact that is the question!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let's hope it's still looking spectacular when the sack is ready to be emptied."

Is my tree meant to come with a sack?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it’s a real stonker, if it’s firm, make sure you put a viagra table in the water, one wouldn’t want it to wilt...."

Getting a fake one. Like fake boobs but cheaper and better. For all sexes to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get it up on 16th December ... or 9th if you must! "

Anywhere in between ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I nearly spat my tea across the room!!!

As late as possible

I was having a glass of wine when I got to the dad line. There may have been dribbling!

In answer to your question, I'll probably put mine up in two weeks and it'll be down before new year. If I didn't have a small person it wouldn't be up at all.

Bahhh humbug"

You sir are NOT jolly. Get in to the spirit of Christmas. It’s even more magical with a little on I imagine. Enjoy !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make sure you measure it first before you get it up to make sure it fits.

Have a look around to see if anyone else has got theirs up yet, always good to join the party midway and don’t leave it too early as it only cums once a year.

When you’ve got it up it’s nice to give it trim to make it presentable, but not too much cause then it will look a bit bare. Don’t over decorate it, you’ll make it sag.

When it’s all over it’s good to clean up after yourself and not leave it to the other half or even worse your parents!"

Top tips. You should make a panflet on this topic

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"If you get it up too soon, it might end up withering sooner than you hope, especially if it doesn't get enough attention.

I believe their are over the counter sprays and such that can help both this man and his old father maintain proud wood throughout this festive season, come Christmas eve the grandkids will still be in awe of both their proud bushy pines! "

Love this one, though everyone is really funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Once it's up does it flash on and off and do you sometimes have a fairy on it?"

The lights themselves have a few settings so I can have a flash or constant, or maybe even a jingle type effect of sorts. I have a star on mine, which I made when I was about 5.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Could always buy a fake one, they stay hard permanently and can be used again and again

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Could always buy a fake one, they stay hard permanently and can be used again and again "

I meant erect, as in they don't wilt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll help you get it up.. I love getting it up..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get it up on 16th December ... or 9th if you must!

Anywhere in between ?"

Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I nearly spat my tea across the room!!!

As late as possible

I was having a glass of wine when I got to the dad line. There may have been dribbling!

In answer to your question, I'll probably put mine up in two weeks and it'll be down before new year. If I didn't have a small person it wouldn't be up at all.

Bahhh humbug"

Aww! A small person. That's so sweet x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could always buy a fake one, they stay hard permanently and can be used again and again

I meant erect, as in they don't wilt "

I think I will this year. Less mess to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll help you get it up.. I love getting it up.. "

Are you being sexual? How rude.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Let's hope it's still looking spectacular when the sack is ready to be emptied.

Is my tree meant to come with a sack?"

No. Legend has it an old man secretly enters your house under cover of darkness, checks everyone is asleep, then steals your food and drink, and empties his sack.

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