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By *litteasingMan OP   Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts

Only to find out the profile is either hidden or one line of "interested in most things" or similar?

What's your experience?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like these profiles

If it has a list of “DONTS” then I do the opposite

DONT send me a dick pic

*sends dic pic*

DONT ask me if I want to meet right now

“fancy coming to my house right this second”

You get the idea

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By *litteasingMan OP   Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts

Hahaha that's a good one! Maybe, I will start doing that.

But, does it work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha that's a good one! Maybe, I will start doing that.

But, does it work? "

They can get very annoyed. So yea

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By *litteasingMan OP   Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like these profiles

If it has a list of “DONTS” then I do the opposite

DONT send me a dick pic

*sends dic pic*

DONT ask me if I want to meet right now

“fancy coming to my house right this second”

You get the idea "

I went with faqs rather than a list of don'ts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like these profiles

If it has a list of “DONTS” then I do the opposite

DONT send me a dick pic

*sends dic pic*

DONT ask me if I want to meet right now

“fancy coming to my house right this second”

You get the idea "
just like me love taking the piss out of them who has demands

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By *litteasingMan OP   Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts

[Removed by poster at 29/11/17 19:00:19]

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By *wisted2000Woman
over a year ago

under my rock cleethorpes

I always read a profile although I’m told mine is too long to read but then I say if you’re too lazy to read for a few mins I’ll assume you’re too lazy to be what I need in a meet, maybe I’m wrong but it seems to work

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By *litteasingMan OP   Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts


"I like these profiles

If it has a list of “DONTS” then I do the opposite

DONT send me a dick pic

*sends dic pic*

DONT ask me if I want to meet right now

“fancy coming to my house right this second”

You get the idea

I went with faqs rather than a list of don'ts "

An opportunity to explore the infrequently asked questions then lol

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By *litteasingMan OP   Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts


"I like these profiles

If it has a list of “DONTS” then I do the opposite

DONT send me a dick pic

*sends dic pic*

DONT ask me if I want to meet right now

“fancy coming to my house right this second”

You get the idea just like me love taking the piss out of them who has demands "

...and you imagine their reactions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always read a profile although I’m told mine is too long to read but then I say if you’re too lazy to read for a few mins I’ll assume you’re too lazy to be what I need in a meet, maybe I’m wrong but it seems to work "

Agreed 100%. If you’re not bothered what we have to say then why should we give you the time of day

Amber x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always read a profile although I’m told mine is too long to read but then I say if you’re too lazy to read for a few mins I’ll assume you’re too lazy to be what I need in a meet, maybe I’m wrong but it seems to work "

I always think of you've spent that much time writing all that...your only going to want to talk too much in the bedroom.

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By *litteasingMan OP   Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts


"I always read a profile although I’m told mine is too long to read but then I say if you’re too lazy to read for a few mins I’ll assume you’re too lazy to be what I need in a meet, maybe I’m wrong but it seems to work "

Stick what works then

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By *litteasingMan OP   Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts


"I always read a profile although I’m told mine is too long to read but then I say if you’re too lazy to read for a few mins I’ll assume you’re too lazy to be what I need in a meet, maybe I’m wrong but it seems to work

Agreed 100%. If you’re not bothered what we have to say then why should we give you the time of day

Amber x"

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By *litteasingMan OP   Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts


"I always read a profile although I’m told mine is too long to read but then I say if you’re too lazy to read for a few mins I’ll assume you’re too lazy to be what I need in a meet, maybe I’m wrong but it seems to work

I always think of you've spent that much time writing all that...your only going to want to talk too much in the bedroom. "

Or, they would have said all and then say nothing in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best one I saw was read my profile but then "will fill in later" was all there was!

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Why if someone has a list of "do's/Dont's" would anyone try to piss them of by doing the opposite? Everyone has the right to their own profile and it's contents(no matter how pissy we think they are), if ya don't like it, move on. Just curious as to why some think it's ok to take the piss out of theses profiles? Or is it a case of "who" takes the piss?

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By *Cocksucker84Man
over a year ago

newcastle

To be fair my profile is pretty specific and I have a bloke asking if he can suck me dry. I politely decline. He then says he wants to fuck me which I also politely decline. He gets the hump and blocks me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get one line messages asking if I like them and would I meet. From a hidden profile and a dodgy thumbnail avatar

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By *litteasingMan OP   Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts


"I get one line messages asking if I like them and would I meet. From a hidden profile and a dodgy thumbnail avatar "

That wasn't me

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By *ophieLouiseTV/TS
over a year ago

yorks

1 in 30 guys probably take the time to read my profile, the other 29 guys normally start crying when I give them a sarcastic response...

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By *w214Couple
over a year ago

Wirral

Prompted by this thread I've just rewritten our profile.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole


"I like these profiles

If it has a list of “DONTS” then I do the opposite

DONT send me a dick pic

*sends dic pic*

DONT ask me if I want to meet right now

“fancy coming to my house right this second”

You get the idea

I went with faqs rather than a list of don'ts "

I like the purple comment! Made me giggle.

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By *litteasingMan OP   Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts


"Prompted by this thread I've just rewritten our profile."

...and what a concise profile! Well done!

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By *litteasingMan OP   Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts


"I like these profiles

If it has a list of “DONTS” then I do the opposite

DONT send me a dick pic

*sends dic pic*

DONT ask me if I want to meet right now

“fancy coming to my house right this second”

You get the idea

I went with faqs rather than a list of don'ts

I like the purple comment! Made me giggle. "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I laugh at the ones that say you must write a 6 page essay about yourself as your introduction message lol

Who do they think they are lol

I always send them a message saying OYYYYYYYYY x

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By *litteasingMan OP   Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts


"I laugh at the ones that say you must write a 6 page essay about yourself as your introduction message lol

Who do they think they are lol

I always send them a message saying OYYYYYYYYY x "

Do you get that? Not from single guys obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always think of you've spent that much time writing all that...your only going to want to talk too much in the bedroom. "

I always think small profile, small dick.

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By *litteasingMan OP   Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts


"I always think of you've spent that much time writing all that...your only going to want to talk too much in the bedroom.

I always think small profile, small dick."

What?!!! So, what do you say about my dick then?

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Someone has taken the time to write so be polite and read it. If you wanna put your dick in them at least have the courtesy to read that they like neck kisses or they don't like anal or they love to give head or they only like midgets or giants.

You cant expect to get up close and personal with someone if you can't take 5 mins out your life to read something no matter how big or small it is.

Problem with ppl today! They want a lot with zero effort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair, it seems to be a small minority of folk that actually seem to make the effort to read a profile before messaging. I've lost count of how many ask me questions that could've been answered in the first line or two of mine

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

I like the profiles that rant on about making sure you read it before messaging etc etc .... then they wink me which tells me they haven't read mine

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

People have been reading mine. Hell I even took the filters down and got some messages

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By *litteasingMan OP   Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts


"Someone has taken the time to write so be polite and read it. If you wanna put your dick in them at least have the courtesy to read that they like neck kisses or they don't like anal or they love to give head or they only like midgets or giants.

You cant expect to get up close and personal with someone if you can't take 5 mins out your life to read something no matter how big or small it is.

Problem with ppl today! They want a lot with zero effort. "

Mine might take more than five minutes to read... I agree with you though, but not when the profile says "will fill out later"

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By *litteasingMan OP   Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts


"I like the profiles that rant on about making sure you read it before messaging etc etc .... then they wink me which tells me they haven't read mine "

That wasn't me

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By *litteasingMan OP   Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts


"People have been reading mine. Hell I even took the filters down and got some messages"

Lucky you! All I get is guys fabbing my cock pix

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"To be fair, it seems to be a small minority of folk that actually seem to make the effort to read a profile before messaging. I've lost count of how many ask me questions that could've been answered in the first line or two of mine "

You need to hide your pictures pretty boy

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"People have been reading mine. Hell I even took the filters down and got some messages

Lucky you! All I get is guys fabbing my cock pix "

Yeah but now people think I want pig sex

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By *litteasingMan OP   Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts


"People have been reading mine. Hell I even took the filters down and got some messages

Lucky you! All I get is guys fabbing my cock pix

Yeah but now people think I want pig sex "

Hahaha well, you mentioned pig didn't you?

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