FabSwingers.com forum: The 1000 year sleep

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You wake up after being asleep for 1000 years.

Whats the first thing you ask?

What year is it?

Whats changed?

Have Liverpool won the league yet?

What would be your first question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have 5 more minutes sleep ...

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Can I have another 5 minutes

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I would ask

'Has not much changed, but do we live under warderrrr?'

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Damn, too late with the joke!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit the snooze button and pull the covers back over

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Has anyone posted a thread about bareback sex yet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would ask

'Has not much changed, but do we live under warderrrr?'"

And is your great great great granddaughter, pretty fine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the snooze button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn, too late with the joke!!"

You snooze, you lose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's for breakfast and is Brexit complete yet?

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

My question wood depend on wear i woke up in the 1st place.

If at home then i may not even notice anything straight away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does easyjet still fly to....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we have hoverboarda yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the flying car?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the M6 still full of roadworks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it okay to mention Christmas yet?

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By *ittle earsMan
over a year ago

south oxfordshire

Have we defeated the Danes yet, who is king of Wessex?

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By *wisted2000Woman
over a year ago

under my rock cleethorpes

"Can I have 5 more minutes sleep ..."

Definitely this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the loo? I'm bursting!

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

What number " kiss , fuck , avoid " thread we up too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s my fab login?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

A 1000 years

. I'm imagining someone who fell asleep in 1017 waking up now and all the things that have gone between. I'd have so many questions but I think my first one would be "where's the loo?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1000 years and still no meet. Bollocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would probably ask what year are we in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't got time to ask questions, I'm dashing for a wee! 1000 years I'd be bursting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends what woke me up....

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