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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good day ladies and gentlemen

I feel the last question was too serious and sucked the fun out of this little game. So, for today’s question I want to know ...

Who cleans up a guide dogs poop?

Chow x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Well, I am reliably informed that other senses are heightened therefore the increased sense of smell alerts said dog owner to the exact location of the dog egg, allowing it to be collected.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well, I am reliably informed that other senses are heightened therefore the increased sense of smell alerts said dog owner to the exact location of the dog egg, allowing it to be collected. "

Noooo surely not. You’d still have to run the risk of putting your hand down and into a hot steaming “dog egg”. And then you have to find the bin. Are guide dogs exempt from the dog fouling fines or your non human helper dogs? Answers on a postcard please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guide dogs dont poop

You ever seen a guide dog eat?

Didn't think so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, I am reliably informed that other senses are heightened therefore the increased sense of smell alerts said dog owner to the exact location of the dog egg, allowing it to be collected. "

I always thought the dogs were trained to collect it themselves or hold it and go in the toilet when they get home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the dog is older and working as a guide dog, the dogs blind handler can say “get busy” and rub the dogs back (the back arches differently whether the dog pees or poops) and then within an inch there's the dog poop.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Well, I am reliably informed that other senses are heightened therefore the increased sense of smell alerts said dog owner to the exact location of the dog egg, allowing it to be collected.

Noooo surely not. You’d still have to run the risk of putting your hand down and into a hot steaming “dog egg”. And then you have to find the bin. Are guide dogs exempt from the dog fouling fines or your non human helper dogs? Answers on a postcard please "

I made it up ya wally

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guide dogs dont poop

You ever seen a guide dog eat?

Didn't think so "

As much as I doubt this theory, you are not wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well, I am reliably informed that other senses are heightened therefore the increased sense of smell alerts said dog owner to the exact location of the dog egg, allowing it to be collected.

Noooo surely not. You’d still have to run the risk of putting your hand down and into a hot steaming “dog egg”. And then you have to find the bin. Are guide dogs exempt from the dog fouling fines or your non human helper dogs? Answers on a postcard please

I made it up ya wally "

Of course.......... me to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When the dog is older and working as a guide dog, the dogs blind handler can say “get busy” and rub the dogs back (the back arches differently whether the dog pees or poops) and then within an inch there's the dog poop."

What if it does both a pee and a poo. Or if the pop is runny?

Controversy

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