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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anything on top of their telly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Wii sensor. I don't even remember last time the Wii was switched on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope - nothing would stay on its too thin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Wii sensor. I don't even remember last time the Wii was switched on. "

This.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My Wii sensor. I don't even remember last time the Wii was switched on. "

I've never played with Wii.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

A thin layer of dust most of the time. Even after I’ve wiped it off, an hour later it’s back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A thin layer of dust most of the time. Even after I’ve wiped it off, an hour later it’s back

I just checked mine, dust free.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

Dust.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Dunno, can't see that high, it's on a 2ft unit.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

no nothing. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno, can't see that high, it's on a 2ft unit. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno, can't see that high, it's on a 2ft unit. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno, can't see that high, it's on a 2ft unit. "

You need a lift up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Wii sensor. I don't even remember last time the Wii was switched on. "

This although it was a couple of weeks ago as then mini beast wanted to beat me at boxing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing much could fit above my TV as it is only and inch and a half from the ceiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing as it’s too thin. Though dust always manages to land on top x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Dunno, can't see that high, it's on a 2ft unit.

You need a lift up? "

Yes please my darling, as long as you lift me with your wang.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno, can't see that high, it's on a 2ft unit.

You need a lift up?

Yes please my darling, as long as you lift me with your wang.

That will certainly be an uplifting experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything on top of their jelly?"

Hundreds and thousands

Ftfy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jelly?

Ewwww!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jelly?

Ewwww!

Vodka jelly’s with hundreds and thousands on top !

Nummy

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Dunno, can't see that high, it's on a 2ft unit.

You need a lift up?

Yes please my darling, as long as you lift me with your wang.

That will certainly be an uplifting experience. "

My Xmas gift to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Wii sensor. I don't even remember last time the Wii was switched on. "

Haha snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. Nothing gaming related either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno, can't see that high, it's on a 2ft unit.

You need a lift up?

Yes please my darling, as long as you lift me with your wang.

That will certainly be an uplifting experience.

My Xmas gift to you

I'll look forward to unwrapping you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything on top of their jelly?

Hundreds and thousands

Ftfy

Haha.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Dunno, can't see that high, it's on a 2ft unit.

You need a lift up?

Yes please my darling, as long as you lift me with your wang.

That will certainly be an uplifting experience.

My Xmas gift to you

I'll look forward to unwrapping you"

*whispers* I'm not even gonna use sticky tape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope nothing yet until the decs go up then it'll be a garland

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"A thin layer of dust most of the time. Even after I’ve wiped it off, an hour later it’s back

I like to lick my finger and then run it along a nice firm surface

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By *ancduoCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

A speaker bar. And no doubt dust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A thin layer of dust most of the time. Even after I’ve wiped it off, an hour later it’s back

Snap!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"A thin layer of dust most of the time. Even after I’ve wiped it off, an hour later it’s back

I like to lick my finger and then run it along a nice firm surface

I like the lick the surface first go make it firm

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By *heik yourwillyMan
over a year ago

shire

dust

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Anything on top of their telly?"

My telly is so thin nothing can fit on top of it.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

The fat fighters can eat their hearts out in this thread.

Dust? Dust? Anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A speaker bar. And no doubt dust"

No Doubt - Rock Steady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno, can't see that high, it's on a 2ft unit.

You need a lift up?

Yes please my darling, as long as you lift me with your wang.

That will certainly be an uplifting experience.

My Xmas gift to you

I'll look forward to unwrapping you

*whispers* I'm not even gonna use sticky tape."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a webcam on top of ours. It was left there after our last meet, which we recorded (with his permission, of course!). But it's not currently plugged into anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No nothing. It's up on the wall and I'd need a good step ladder to see the top of it.

#shortgirlproblems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nope - nothing would stay on its too thin"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jelly?

Ewwww!

Vodka jelly’s with hundreds and thousands on top !

Nummy

I totally read the op wrong.

I thought he said jelly!

#specsavers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno, can't see that high, it's on a 2ft unit.

You need a lift up?

Yes please my darling, as long as you lift me with your wang.

That will certainly be an uplifting experience.

My Xmas gift to you

I'll look forward to unwrapping you

*whispers* I'm not even gonna use sticky tape."

all sorts of thoughts of loose packages flew into my mind then

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Dunno, can't see that high, it's on a 2ft unit.

You need a lift up?

Yes please my darling, as long as you lift me with your wang.

That will certainly be an uplifting experience.

My Xmas gift to you

I'll look forward to unwrapping you

*whispers* I'm not even gonna use sticky tape.

all sorts of thoughts of loose packages flew into my mind then

As long as it was my clothes falling off and not a loose lady chuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything on top of their telly?"

Nope nothing will fit on it x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dunno, can't see that high, it's on a 2ft unit. "

*In my best Declan Donnelly voice* She's a very small lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nope - nothing would stay on its too thin"

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Currently, strategically placed fairy lights. That would be Christmas fairy lights

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"A thin layer of dust most of the time. Even after I’ve wiped it off, an hour later it’s back

This and currently a cobweb with spider it's too cold to put him outside so he can stay a bit longer.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

No, it's on the wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's safer not putting anything on .my parents a few years ago put a candle on the top of tv .I visited and noticed candle had been on and was not standing correctly .The heat had burnt a slight dip ontop of tv .so then vase was put on too hide the hole .

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

My tv is to thin to have anything on top

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Dunno, can't see that high, it's on a 2ft unit.

*In my best Declan Donnelly voice* She's a very small lady."

I've been saying something similar to a mate of mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. Though as it's on a bookcase at the end of my bed behind my footboard there's a lot of stuff under and in front of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, just a nice big empty space

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Some times my panties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas lights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some times my panties"

When I was a kid my mum used to put bits of washing over the TV to dry on the heat.

Along with the coal fire and overloaded plug sockets, I'm not sure how she didn't burn the house down!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Anything on top of their telly?"

Dust

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

"Anything on top of their telly?"

I don’t have a tv Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a tv

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By *ajorwetMan
over a year ago

poole

Dust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Wii sensor. I don't even remember last time the Wii was switched on. "

This

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

I have a no fly zone

Although I did see a pesky wasp in the summer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope .... nothing ..... zilch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing. Because I don't have a telly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything on top of their telly?

I don’t have a tv Jim

Nothing to be embarrassed about.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope .... nothing ..... zilch

Really?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It turns out a lot of you are dirty bastards. It would make me happy to find someone with an ornament on top of a flat screen TV.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a no fly zone

Although I did see a pesky wasp in the summer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still got my telly cabinet.

Onyop id a pic of an owl (watercolour)

Lamo, and a few small porcelain figurines

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still got my telly cabinet.

Onyop id a pic of an owl (watercolour)

Lamo, and a few small porcelain figurines "

Is your telly flat screen, and are the few small porcelain figurines on top?

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

It all happens under the tv these days Jim

A sky box, sound bar and a not used humax box

O yeah cables lots of cables

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It all happens under the tv these days Jim

A sky box, sound bar and a not used humax box

O yeah cables lots of cables

I like to be underneath a box.

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

"It all happens under the tv these days Jim

A sky box, sound bar and a not used humax box

O yeah cables lots of cables

I like to be underneath a box."

Your up early Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It all happens under the tv these days Jim

A sky box, sound bar and a not used humax box

O yeah cables lots of cables

I like to be underneath a box.

Your up early Jim

I know! I've been going straight to bed after work this week.

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

"It all happens under the tv these days Jim

A sky box, sound bar and a not used humax box

O yeah cables lots of cables

I like to be underneath a box.

Your up early Jim

I know! I've been going straight to bed after work this week."

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

A framed picture of Chris Tarrant.

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

A lever arch file and a couple of video tapes, on the TV in the spare room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"Anything on top of their telly?"

Will slim line T.V..,how can anything be on top of it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cat occasionally, even though the telly is only 25mm thick. The furry little fucker scratched the screen last time he fell off.

I'm not happy about it

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Dunno, can't see that high, it's on a 2ft unit. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still got my telly cabinet.

Onyop id a pic of an owl (watercolour)

Lamo, and a few small porcelain figurines

Is your telly flat screen, and are the few small porcelain figurines on top?"

Nah, the tv fits in.

Namo? I ment lamp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a old TV that I use for a table. I'm keeping hold of it, maybe (in about 100 years) it will be worth a fortune one day

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