FabSwingers.com forum: Worst movie ever!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Being a bit of a movie geek id like peoples opinions on what they class as their worst movie ever and why. Just for fun. And more recent movies please.

One of mine has to be vampires suck for the pure and simple fact that spoof movies are supposed to be funny this just wasnt it seemed like comedy more at home on nickelodeon!

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

Alexander - it just didn't work for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Troy: what a load of tat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the 80s classis brat back stuff st Elmos Fire for Demi Moore, Breakfast club, Pretty in Pink had an awesome crush on Molly Ringwald but the acting is dire so bad they are good cheese fest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Troy: what a load of tat

And its a looooong movie to endure Too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hated bodyguard - blame the ex for that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

magic roundabout they took a cult classic and wrecked it. the smurfs is bad as well so my daughter says she fell asleep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And anything with will farrel hes just not funny and such a giant douchebag!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I tend to know if I am not going to like a film from the reviews, but my ex made me watch Catch 22 and Jacobs Ladder. Bloody awful films that just made me angry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And anything with will farrel hes just not funny and such a giant douchebag!!"

Got to love elf.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And anything with will farrel hes just not funny and such a giant douchebag!!

Got to love elf."

Tbh its probs a good movie but ive got such an intanse hatred for will farrel lol

Also while i remember "burn after reading" what a pile of hog shit!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Fright Night (original) - billed as a horror, laughed all the way through it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

human centipede

what a load of old tosh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Titanic - absolute rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seem to remember Waterworld being a major box-office flop compared to the massive hype built around its huge production cost....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fright Night (original) - billed as a horror, laughed all the way through it"

Drag me to hell is like that the tag line was "scariest movie of the year" and i laughed so hard i nearly choked on my popcorn lol

And i gotta agree about the human centipede id rather be the middle section that have to watch that again lol

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By *lwayshorny70Man
over a year ago

Redditch

human centipede

what a load of old tosh

totally agree and human centipede 2 has been refused a certificate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I seem to remember Waterworld being a major box-office flop compared to the massive hype built around its huge production cost....

Yeah i cant believe kevin costner keeps gettin work!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Titanic, pile of sheite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are afew on my list, but I'm going to say The Hangover as it was the last awful film that I watched, well....almost all of it.

I didn't laugh once & couldn't make it to the end. In fact, I was so pissed off at it that I literally almost put it back in it's case & linged it out of the window.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And anything with will farrel hes just not funny and such a giant douchebag!!

Got to love elf."

I'm with you there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gotta be honest i did enjoy the hangover not seen the second one but as a rule of thumb sequels suck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gone with the wind, typical boring womans film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pirates of the Caribbean 2 & 3.

(I'm counting them as half a movie each)

I still want my 6 hours back, Disney!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pirates of the Caribbean 2 & 3.

(I'm counting them as half a movie each)

I still want my 6 hours back, Disney!"

i love them both but they do have the bonus of johnny depp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pirates of the Caribbean 2 & 3.

(I'm counting them as half a movie each)

I still want my 6 hours back, Disney!

i love them both but they do have the bonus of johnny depp"

I havd to agree there i cant think off hand of a single bad movie johnny depp has done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My votes would have to go to Xmen: Last Stand and Wolverine. Utterly god-awful films that pissed all over the goodwill that Bryan Singer had earned for the franchise with the first two films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pirates of the Caribbean 2 & 3.

(I'm counting them as half a movie each)

I still want my 6 hours back, Disney!"
there classic movies

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I havd to agree there i cant think off hand of a single bad movie johnny depp has done "

From Hell.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Apparently spider-man 4 is gonna be a pile of shit cos theyve changed everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ive just watched the trailer actually its the amazing spider-man not connected to the recent trilogy

Still looks shit

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Happy Feet - sanctimonious pile of crap. 2 hours of my life I'll never get back. Avatar - what felt like 16 hours of my life that I'll never get back. Kick Ass - even the amazing Nicolas Cage couldn't help that film!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Doc Savage, Man of Bronze

Had Ron Ely in it who played Tarzan in the TV series.

Was so awful, but I couldn't stop watching it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first time around, “Return to Planet of the Apes”, limped in comparison to the original” Planet of the Apes”,,, definitely a strong case that some blockbuster movie’s require no sequel ….

Oh,er…. and while I’m on….!.

Holy crap...…. The remake of the “Italian Job”….. What the fuk was that about?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doc Savage, Man of Bronze

Had Ron Ely in it who played Tarzan in the TV series.

Was so awful, but I couldn't stop watching it "

Its funny isnt it sometimes a move is SO shit but u keep watchin cos theres somethin that makes you like snakes on a plane utter dog wank but i had to see it end lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first time around, “Return to Planet of the Apes”, limped in comparison to the original” Planet of the Apes”,,, definitely a strong case that some blockbuster movie’s require no sequel ….

Oh,er…. and while I’m on….!.

Holy crap...…. The remake of the “Italian Job”….. What the fuk was that about?

Even worse was the remake of Alfie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG.... how could I forget,,,,Alfie.... your so right, I have to agree,,, that was complete and utter pish………

But,,,,, how about Steve fuk’in Martin…. Playing Inspector Clouseau in the Pink Panther remake…..

What a frigg’in nerve…… and what diabolical shyte it turned out to be......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have never liked a remake of any film the original is always better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piranha need i say more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Return of the Magnificent Seven ……

ffs,,,,,getting Robert Fuller to play Steve McQueen….!.

yeah rite! like that’s gonna work…….?.

Not!!!!

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By *o Peep n WoodyCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

mcgruber with will ferrel was a pile of pants.

Had so many great actors but was a disappointment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its so shite i can't even remember the name of it

the one that was meant to be a true story filmed by themselves about a poltergiest

it was so shite i just laughed and picked it apart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Colombiana.... utter pish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Titanic - absolute rubbish"

+100 the worst accents and dialogue and the CGI is dreadful in parts!! what a waste of money!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its so shite i can't even remember the name of it

the one that was meant to be a true story filmed by themselves about a poltergiest

it was so shite i just laughed and picked it apart"

blair witch was gash!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its so shite i can't even remember the name of it

the one that was meant to be a true story filmed by themselves about a poltergiest

it was so shite i just laughed and picked it apart

blair witch was gash!!"

no wasn't blair witch although that was awfull granted

much more recent than that in a house

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By *leasing_to_the_thighsMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

ive seen some pretty abysmal excuses for movies some of the worse ive seen have to be

cherry tree lane

antichrist

44 inch chest (big dissapointment)

resident evil afterlife

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

44 inch chest was phenomenal!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"its so shite i can't even remember the name of it

the one that was meant to be a true story filmed by themselves about a poltergiest

it was so shite i just laughed and picked it apart

blair witch was gash!!

no wasn't blair witch although that was awfull granted

much more recent than that in a house"

Paranormal?

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By *leasing_to_the_thighsMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

each to there own i thought it was rubbish, very slow and the end was a big anticlimax i got a very different oppinnion of the film from the trailer

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Blair Witch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driller killer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where to start?

Derailed with Jean-Claude Van Damm...no further information needed really.

Piranha: why?

Mandrake...watched it last night...sigh, I'll regret wasting those 90 minutes when I'm on my deathbed and want more time with loved ones.

There are more...but they've (thankfully) slipped my mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its so shite i can't even remember the name of it

the one that was meant to be a true story filmed by themselves about a poltergiest

it was so shite i just laughed and picked it apart

blair witch was gash!!

no wasn't blair witch although that was awfull granted

much more recent than that in a house

Paranormal?"

ahhh ty hunny was driving me crazy

yes it was paranormal activity

its was so incredibly dire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dukes of Hazard for the Gay looking car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And don't forget Pearl harbour , just walked all over historical fact for the sake of a piss poor story line.

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