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"Been a crap day so I'm lacing your brews with alcohol What you having? ![]() A nice drop of Jamersons would be nice | |||
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"Been a crap day so I'm lacing your brews with alcohol What you having? ![]() I agree! I'll even float your cream ![]() | |||
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"Rum or whiskey please and a big hug miss polly ![]() Rum for you kitten! And hugs greatly recieved ![]() | |||
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"Patron (coffee tequila liqueur) shot poured over some ice cream please ![]() I'll even chuck on a flake ![]() | |||
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"Im on antibiotics. Can I have mine unlaced but with boobie cuddles instead?" As its you ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Water, ice, mint and cucumber please " Need Help aiding digestion eh? ![]() | |||
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"G and T please with ice and a slice of lime ![]() Be careful, its a double ![]() | |||
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"Rum or whiskey please and a big hug miss polly ![]() ![]() You can always have cuddles of me all you need do is ask ![]() | |||
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"G and T please with ice and a slice of lime ![]() ![]() lol I could sink about six doubles without so much as a slur ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a poison free brew? With just tea hot water and two sugars in it? Ta ![]() Sure! I'll even slip you a penguin ![]() | |||
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"Im on antibiotics. Can I have mine unlaced but with boobie cuddles instead? As its you ![]() ![]() Mutual hug and stroke session coming right up xxx | |||
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"A double of anything please ![]() A double espresso it is ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a poison free brew? With just tea hot water and two sugars in it? Ta ![]() ![]() Just the tea ta, easy pleased ![]() | |||
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"Bailey's and industrial strength headache tablets please ![]() Oh dear!! Baileys and a blister pack coming up ![]() | |||
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"Water, ice, mint and cucumber please Need Help aiding digestion eh? ![]() I need to detox ?? | |||
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"Nice pint of John smiths please ![]() I give good head..... on a pint ![]() | |||
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"Hot chocolate and baileys please bartender topped off with misterbees finest squirty cream ![]() Ooh err missus!! Mine and MisterBees pleasure Im sure ![]() | |||
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"Im on antibiotics. Can I have mine unlaced but with boobie cuddles instead? As its you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hot chocolate with Bailey's please x" Whipped cream and marshmallows? ![]() | |||
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"I had a horrible day, madly busy at work, almost face planted on the way home while helping a man to catch his dog who was running about all over the busy road, got in sorted kids stuff, cooked, didn’t even have a chance to make a cuppa so have skipped straight to the gin. It made me do this ![]() Sounds like you've earnt it! Can I join you ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a poison free brew? With just tea hot water and two sugars in it? Ta ![]() ![]() ![]() Good job, I've scoffed the penguin myself ![]() | |||
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"I had a horrible day, madly busy at work, almost face planted on the way home while helping a man to catch his dog who was running about all over the busy road, got in sorted kids stuff, cooked, didn’t even have a chance to make a cuppa so have skipped straight to the gin. It made me do this ![]() ![]() If you don’t mind going ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Water, ice, mint and cucumber please Need Help aiding digestion eh? ![]() Rubbish lunch? ![]() | |||
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"Generally I like my rum but at this time of year baileys in hot choc is lush Plus I've been looking after a poorly daughter all day so I need a pick me up " Rum in mulled wine is winter warmer, you'll defo need picking up after a few of those ![]() | |||
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"I had a horrible day, madly busy at work, almost face planted on the way home while helping a man to catch his dog who was running about all over the busy road, got in sorted kids stuff, cooked, didn’t even have a chance to make a cuppa so have skipped straight to the gin. It made me do this ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ive seen your measures missus! I think I'll be doing ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Spiced rums good when your feeling crap x" Oohhhh I want ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a mocktail please I'm unable to drink for the foreseeable xx" You can lovely! With a Little umbrella and a cherry on the side ![]() | |||
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"Rhubarb and ginger gin with hibiscus tonic please " Oohhh fancy ![]() | |||
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"Brandy makes you Randy Whisky makes you Frisky Take your pick" Rum makes you..... ![]() | |||
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"Just a bit of baileys in my coffee please x" A 'bit'? You'll need to be more specific or you'll end up d*unk on my watch ![]() | |||
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"Hot chocolate with amaretto please ![]() Oh yum!!! Thats how its done ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a mocktail please I'm unable to drink for the foreseeable xx You can lovely! With a Little umbrella and a cherry on the side ![]() Perfect xx | |||
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"Just a bit of baileys in my coffee please x A 'bit'? You'll need to be more specific or you'll end up d*unk on my watch ![]() oh well ive got tomorrow morning off! | |||
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"Oooh baileys in my coffee please lovely ![]() Half and half do you? ![]() | |||
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"Toffee vodka please. Only if you share with me ![]() I have a small bottle in the cupboard. It tastes like werthers originals lol Lethal stuff | |||
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"Glass of Montrachet with a clit thhat swirls with wine before I drink it.... " Clit swirled with wine? Sounds like a drink I'd enjoy ![]() | |||
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"Toffee vodka please. Only if you share with me ![]() Oh wow!! I need to try this ![]() | |||
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"It's been a bad day for me too so what ever you got in will do!! " Flaming sambuca it is ![]() | |||
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"Seeing as you're asking, I'll have a straight Irish single malt, thanks. oh go on then, make it a triple if you insist! ![]() I'll triple your tipple ![]() | |||
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"Generally I like my rum but at this time of year baileys in hot choc is lush Plus I've been looking after a poorly daughter all day so I need a pick me up Rum in mulled wine is winter warmer, you'll defo need picking up after a few of those ![]() Oooo not tried that. Was spoilt by lovely gluhwein when I lived in Germany. | |||
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"Just a bit of baileys in my coffee please x A 'bit'? You'll need to be more specific or you'll end up d*unk on my watch ![]() Sounds like you do measures like my aunt! Each drink has more alcohol and less mixer in - lethal bar tending ![]() | |||
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"Generally I like my rum but at this time of year baileys in hot choc is lush Plus I've been looking after a poorly daughter all day so I need a pick me up Rum in mulled wine is winter warmer, you'll defo need picking up after a few of those ![]() Gluhwein is amazing, I lived in Deutschland too ![]() | |||
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"A jura single malt please ![]() And some fresh water for pooch ![]() | |||
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"Just a bit of baileys in my coffee please x A 'bit'? You'll need to be more specific or you'll end up d*unk on my watch ![]() ![]() A good 'glug'of alcohol does the trick ![]() | |||
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"A jura single malt please ![]() ![]() perfecto ![]() | |||
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"Guinness and brandy please " In the same glass?! Im not judging ![]() | |||
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"It's been a bad day for me too so what ever you got in will do!! Flaming sambuca it is ![]() On my way ![]() | |||
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"Tea milk with 2 and a custard cream to dunk Or Wine, red, Aussie Shiraz Or Nice strong warming Belgian beer Or Oh just take me to bed will you ![]() Are you hungry, thirsty or horny? ![]() | |||
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"Tea milk with 2 and a custard cream to dunk Or Wine, red, Aussie Shiraz Or Nice strong warming Belgian beer Or Oh just take me to bed will you ![]() ![]() Is this a trick question? ![]() | |||
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"Seeing as you're asking, I'll have a straight Irish single malt, thanks. oh go on then, make it a triple if you insist! ![]() ![]() I'm tickled by your triple tipple ![]() | |||
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"If you weren't so young I'd think you were my aunt lol. Ich vermissene deutschland vor allem weihnachten ![]() Die Weihnachtsmärkte sind anders als auf der Welt. Gehst du oft zurück? | |||
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"Tea milk with 2 and a custard cream to dunk Or Wine, red, Aussie Shiraz Or Nice strong warming Belgian beer Or Oh just take me to bed will you ![]() ![]() ![]() Dont answer a question with a question ![]() | |||
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"Seeing as you're asking, I'll have a straight Irish single malt, thanks. oh go on then, make it a triple if you insist! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'll have Jack Daniels if you have some. ![]() I have Honey Jack ![]() | |||
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"I'll have Jack Daniels if you have some. ![]() ![]() yes please. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Something with a drop or 4 of Baileys would be lovely please ![]() 6. You get 6 drops ![]() | |||
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"Something with a drop or 4 of Baileys would be lovely please ![]() ![]() Thank you lovely. I’m going to take it up to bed with me. Night ![]() | |||
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"If you weren't so young I'd think you were my aunt lol. Ich vermissene deutschland vor allem weihnachten ![]() Die weihnachtsmärkte Sind die besten. Leider nicht zurück ![]() ![]() | |||
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"If you weren't so young I'd think you were my aunt lol. Ich vermissene deutschland vor allem weihnachten ![]() ![]() ![]() Ich bin in Münster geboren ![]() | |||
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"Something with a drop or 4 of Baileys would be lovely please ![]() ![]() ![]() Good night lovely ![]() | |||
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"I'd go back if I could, finances tight at the moment." I'll bring you back some stollen ![]() | |||
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"I'll have a hot ginger cordial with a dash of rum please ![]() Oh this sounds all kinds of delightful ![]() | |||
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"I'd go back if I could, finances tight at the moment. I'll bring you back some stollen ![]() Oh I wish! Stollen and lebküchen not the same here either. | |||
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"I'll have a hot ginger cordial with a dash of rum please ![]() ![]() It is! Warming and tingling delights ![]() | |||
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"Either a nice cold Thistly Cross, or a JD & please, gorgeous! ![]() How about a Titanic Chocolate and Vanilla Ale? ![]() | |||
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"Either a nice cold Thistly Cross, or a JD & please, gorgeous! ![]() ![]() Or one of those ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A chilled glass of chase vodka please ![]() I keep mine in the freezer ![]() | |||
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"Enjoying my second Bloody Mary at the mo.." Thats my holiday breakfast ![]() | |||
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"I found Woodford Reserve cheap in tesco...." Tesco is 24hour right? ![]() | |||
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"Triple gin. Straight. " You've had a day like mine then? ![]() | |||
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"Dark fruit strongbow" Bit sweet for me but if thats what you'd like, thats what you shall have ![]() | |||
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"Triple gin. Straight. You've had a day like mine then? ![]() Yup ![]() | |||
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"Triple gin. Straight. You've had a day like mine then? ![]() ![]() And failing that we'll just get pissed again tomorrow ![]() | |||
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"Triple gin. Straight. You've had a day like mine then? ![]() ![]() ![]() We need a boozy night out in Liverpool x | |||
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"Triple gin. Straight. You've had a day like mine then? ![]() ![]() ![]() We most certainly do!! X | |||
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"I found Woodford Reserve cheap in tesco.... Tesco is 24hour right? ![]() Yup! £22 down from £30 a bottle.... ![]() | |||
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"I P A ![]() ![]() ![]() Is that 'Yes Unless Question Time' (is on?) ![]() | |||
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"I found Woodford Reserve cheap in tesco.... Tesco is 24hour right? ![]() ![]() Winner ![]() | |||
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"I P A ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thanks for that - coz I’m none the wiser ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I will have half and half please, I like variety." Half what though and half what? Or can I pick? ![]() | |||
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"Guinness and brandy please In the same glass?! Im not judging ![]() Need something to Kickstart the day ![]() | |||
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