FabSwingers.com forum: Pick your poison

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Been a crap day so I'm lacing your brews with alcohol

What you having?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been a crap day so I'm lacing your brews with alcohol

What you having?

A nice drop of Jamersons would be nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Been a crap day so I'm lacing your brews with alcohol

What you having?

A nice drop of Jamersons would be nice"

I agree! I'll even float your cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been a crap day so I'm lacing your brews with alcohol

What you having?

A nice drop of Jamersons would be nice

I agree! I'll even float your cream

Ohh matron. I'd like a good creaming!!

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Rum or whiskey please and a big hug miss polly

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Patron (coffee tequila liqueur) shot poured over some ice cream please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rum or whiskey please and a big hug miss polly

Rum for you kitten! And hugs greatly recieved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im on antibiotics. Can I have mine unlaced but with boobie cuddles instead?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Patron (coffee tequila liqueur) shot poured over some ice cream please

I'll even chuck on a flake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water, ice, mint and cucumber please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im on antibiotics. Can I have mine unlaced but with boobie cuddles instead?"

As its you

I need booby hugs and hair strokes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G and T please with ice and a slice of lime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Water, ice, mint and cucumber please "

Need Help aiding digestion eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a poison free brew? With just tea hot water and two sugars in it? Ta

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"G and T please with ice and a slice of lime

Be careful, its a double

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

A double of anything please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bailey's and industrial strength headache tablets please

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"Rum or whiskey please and a big hug miss polly

Rum for you kitten! And hugs greatly recieved

You can always have cuddles of me all you need do is ask

and thank you for the rum after the day I've had I'm going to need the bottle haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"G and T please with ice and a slice of lime

Be careful, its a double

lol I could sink about six doubles without so much as a slur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice pint of John smiths please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a poison free brew? With just tea hot water and two sugars in it? Ta

Sure! I'll even slip you a penguin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot chocolate and baileys please bartender topped off with misterbees finest squirty cream

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im on antibiotics. Can I have mine unlaced but with boobie cuddles instead?

As its you

I need booby hugs and hair strokes please

Mutual hug and stroke session coming right up xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A double of anything please

A double espresso it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot chocolate with Bailey's please x

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I had a horrible day, madly busy at work, almost face planted on the way home while helping a man to catch his dog who was running about all over the busy road, got in sorted kids stuff, cooked, didn’t even have a chance to make a cuppa so have skipped straight to the gin. It made me do this

so I may have been a tad generous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a poison free brew? With just tea hot water and two sugars in it? Ta

Sure! I'll even slip you a penguin

Just the tea ta, easy pleased

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bailey's and industrial strength headache tablets please

Oh dear!! Baileys and a blister pack coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Water, ice, mint and cucumber please

Need Help aiding digestion eh?

I need to detox ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice pint of John smiths please

I give good head..... on a pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t beat good head ....... on a pint

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot chocolate and baileys please bartender topped off with misterbees finest squirty cream

Peach x"

Ooh err missus!! Mine and MisterBees pleasure Im sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im on antibiotics. Can I have mine unlaced but with boobie cuddles instead?

As its you

I need booby hugs and hair strokes please

Mutual hug and stroke session coming right up xxx"

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Generally I like my rum but at this time of year baileys in hot choc is lush

Plus I've been looking after a poorly daughter all day so I need a pick me up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot chocolate with Bailey's please x"

Whipped cream and marshmallows?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a horrible day, madly busy at work, almost face planted on the way home while helping a man to catch his dog who was running about all over the busy road, got in sorted kids stuff, cooked, didn’t even have a chance to make a cuppa so have skipped straight to the gin. It made me do this

so I may have been a tad generous!"

Sounds like you've earnt it! Can I join you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a poison free brew? With just tea hot water and two sugars in it? Ta

Sure! I'll even slip you a penguin

Just the tea ta, easy pleased

Good job, I've scoffed the penguin myself

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

so I may have been a tad generous!

Sounds like you've earnt it! Can I join you

If you don’t mind going

too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Water, ice, mint and cucumber please

Need Help aiding digestion eh?

I need to detox ??"

Rubbish lunch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiced rums good when your feeling crap x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Generally I like my rum but at this time of year baileys in hot choc is lush

Plus I've been looking after a poorly daughter all day so I need a pick me up "

Rum in mulled wine is winter warmer, you'll defo need picking up after a few of those

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

so I may have been a tad generous!

Sounds like you've earnt it! Can I join you

If you don’t mind going

too!

Ive seen your measures missus! I think I'll be doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a mocktail please I'm unable to drink for the foreseeable xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toffee vodka please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rhubarb and ginger gin with hibiscus tonic please

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By *ighclassfunMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Brandy makes you Randy

Whisky makes you Frisky

Take your pick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spiced rums good when your feeling crap x"

Oohhhh I want

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a mocktail please I'm unable to drink for the foreseeable xx"

You can lovely! With a Little umbrella and a cherry on the side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a bit of baileys in my coffee please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Toffee vodka please. "

Only if you share with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rhubarb and ginger gin with hibiscus tonic please "

Oohhh fancy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brandy makes you Randy

Whisky makes you Frisky

Take your pick"

Rum makes you.....

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Hot chocolate with amaretto please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just a bit of baileys in my coffee please x"

A 'bit'? You'll need to be more specific or you'll end up d*unk on my watch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot chocolate with amaretto please

Oh yum!!! Thats how its done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a mocktail please I'm unable to drink for the foreseeable xx

You can lovely! With a Little umbrella and a cherry on the side

Perfect xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a bit of baileys in my coffee please x

A 'bit'? You'll need to be more specific or you'll end up d*unk on my watch

oh well ive got tomorrow morning off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh baileys in my coffee please lovely

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Glass of Montrachet with a clit thhat swirls with wine before I drink it....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh baileys in my coffee please lovely

Half and half do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toffee vodka please.

Only if you share with me

I have a small bottle in the cupboard. It tastes like werthers originals lol

Lethal stuff

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By *ady-LoverMan
over a year ago

swindon

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By *ady-LoverMan
over a year ago

swindon

It's been a bad day for me too so what ever you got in will do!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glass of Montrachet with a clit thhat swirls with wine before I drink it.... "

Clit swirled with wine? Sounds like a drink I'd enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Toffee vodka please.

Only if you share with me

I have a small bottle in the cupboard. It tastes like werthers originals lol

Lethal stuff

Oh wow!! I need to try this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's been a bad day for me too so what ever you got in will do!! "

Flaming sambuca it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing as you're asking, I'll have a straight Irish single malt, thanks.

oh go on then, make it a triple if you insist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jura single malt please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seeing as you're asking, I'll have a straight Irish single malt, thanks.

oh go on then, make it a triple if you insist!

I'll triple your tipple

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Generally I like my rum but at this time of year baileys in hot choc is lush

Plus I've been looking after a poorly daughter all day so I need a pick me up

Rum in mulled wine is winter warmer, you'll defo need picking up after a few of those

Oooo not tried that. Was spoilt by lovely gluhwein when I lived in Germany.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bailey's for me please x

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Just a bit of baileys in my coffee please x

A 'bit'? You'll need to be more specific or you'll end up d*unk on my watch

Sounds like you do measures like my aunt! Each drink has more alcohol and less mixer in - lethal bar tending

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Generally I like my rum but at this time of year baileys in hot choc is lush

Plus I've been looking after a poorly daughter all day so I need a pick me up

Rum in mulled wine is winter warmer, you'll defo need picking up after a few of those

Oooo not tried that. Was spoilt by lovely gluhwein when I lived in Germany. "

Gluhwein is amazing, I lived in Deutschland too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guinness and brandy please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A jura single malt please

And some fresh water for pooch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bailey's for me please x "

Over ice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just a bit of baileys in my coffee please x

A 'bit'? You'll need to be more specific or you'll end up d*unk on my watch

Sounds like you do measures like my aunt! Each drink has more alcohol and less mixer in - lethal bar tending

A good 'glug'of alcohol does the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A jura single malt please

And some fresh water for pooch

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perfecto

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guinness and brandy please "

In the same glass?! Im not judging

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Tea milk with 2 and a custard cream to dunk

Wine, red, Aussie Shiraz

Nice strong warming Belgian beer

Oh just take me to bed will you

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By *ady-LoverMan
over a year ago

swindon

"It's been a bad day for me too so what ever you got in will do!!

Flaming sambuca it is

On my way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea milk with 2 and a custard cream to dunk

Wine, red, Aussie Shiraz

Nice strong warming Belgian beer

Oh just take me to bed will you

Are you hungry, thirsty or horny?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Tea milk with 2 and a custard cream to dunk

Wine, red, Aussie Shiraz

Nice strong warming Belgian beer

Oh just take me to bed will you

Are you hungry, thirsty or horny?

Is this a trick question?

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

If you weren't so young I'd think you were my aunt lol.

Ich vermissene deutschland vor allem weihnachten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seeing as you're asking, I'll have a straight Irish single malt, thanks.

oh go on then, make it a triple if you insist!

I'll triple your tipple

I'm tickled by your triple tipple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have Jack Daniels if you have some.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you weren't so young I'd think you were my aunt lol.

Ich vermissene deutschland vor allem weihnachten

Die Weihnachtsmärkte sind anders als auf der Welt. Gehst du oft zurück?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea milk with 2 and a custard cream to dunk

Wine, red, Aussie Shiraz

Nice strong warming Belgian beer

Oh just take me to bed will you

Are you hungry, thirsty or horny?

Is this a trick question?

Dont answer a question with a question

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seeing as you're asking, I'll have a straight Irish single malt, thanks.

oh go on then, make it a triple if you insist!

I'll triple your tipple

I'm tickled by your triple tipple

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have Jack Daniels if you have some.

I have Honey Jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have Jack Daniels if you have some.

I have Honey Jack

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yes please.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Something with a drop or 4 of Baileys would be lovely please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something with a drop or 4 of Baileys would be lovely please

6. You get 6 drops

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Something with a drop or 4 of Baileys would be lovely please

6. You get 6 drops

Thank you lovely. I’m going to take it up to bed with me. Night

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"If you weren't so young I'd think you were my aunt lol.

Ich vermissene deutschland vor allem weihnachten

Die Weihnachtsmärkte sind anders als auf der Welt. Gehst du oft zurück?"

Die weihnachtsmärkte Sind die besten.

Leider nicht zurück

Aber eines tages möchte ich dass meine tochter sieht wo sie geboren wurde.

Man autocorrect even more murder when writing in another language

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

The so called Christmas markets here are nowhere near as good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you weren't so young I'd think you were my aunt lol.

Ich vermissene deutschland vor allem weihnachten

Die Weihnachtsmärkte sind anders als auf der Welt. Gehst du oft zurück?

Die weihnachtsmärkte Sind die besten.

Leider nicht zurück

Aber eines tages möchte ich dass meine tochter sieht wo sie geboren wurde.

Man autocorrect even more murder when writing in another language

Ich bin in Münster geboren

Ich gehe alle paar Jahre zurück, aber Weihnachten ist meine Lieblingszeit für einen Besuch. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

amaretto in my hot choc please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey jd on ice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something with a drop or 4 of Baileys would be lovely please

6. You get 6 drops

Thank you lovely. I’m going to take it up to bed with me. Night

Good night lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"amaretto in my hot choc please "

Sure thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Honey jd on ice"

You got it

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'd go back if I could, finances tight at the moment.

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I'll have a hot ginger cordial with a dash of rum please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honey jd on ice"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd go back if I could, finances tight at the moment."

I'll bring you back some stollen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a hot ginger cordial with a dash of rum please

Oh this sounds all kinds of delightful

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I'd go back if I could, finances tight at the moment.

I'll bring you back some stollen

Oh I wish! Stollen and lebküchen not the same here either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either a nice cold Thistly Cross, or a JD & please, gorgeous!

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"I'll have a hot ginger cordial with a dash of rum please

Oh this sounds all kinds of delightful

It is! Warming and tingling delights

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Either a nice cold Thistly Cross, or a JD & please, gorgeous!

How about a Titanic Chocolate and Vanilla Ale?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Either a nice cold Thistly Cross, or a JD & please, gorgeous!

How about a Titanic Chocolate and Vanilla Ale?

Or one of those

How could I forget?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chilled glass of chase vodka please

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Enjoying my second Bloody Mary at the mo..

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I found Woodford Reserve cheap in tesco....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A chilled glass of chase vodka please

I keep mine in the freezer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Enjoying my second Bloody Mary at the mo.."

Thats my holiday breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I found Woodford Reserve cheap in tesco...."

Tesco is 24hour right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Triple gin. Straight.

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By *ikerdude2017Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Why is it always gone ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark fruit strongbow

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Triple gin. Straight. "

You've had a day like mine then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why is it always gone ??"

Gone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dark fruit strongbow"

Bit sweet for me but if thats what you'd like, thats what you shall have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Triple gin. Straight.

You've had a day like mine then?

Yup

I'm going to bed to forget about the shit that's been. Hoping tomorrow is a better one for us both x

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"Triple gin. Straight.

You've had a day like mine then?

Yup

I'm going to bed to forget about the shit that's been. Hoping tomorrow is a better one for us both x"

And failing that we'll just get pissed again tomorrow

Night lovely x

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over a year ago

"Triple gin. Straight.

You've had a day like mine then?

Yup

I'm going to bed to forget about the shit that's been. Hoping tomorrow is a better one for us both x

And failing that we'll just get pissed again tomorrow

Night lovely x"

We need a boozy night out in Liverpool x

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over a year ago

"Triple gin. Straight.

You've had a day like mine then?

Yup

I'm going to bed to forget about the shit that's been. Hoping tomorrow is a better one for us both x

And failing that we'll just get pissed again tomorrow

Night lovely x

We need a boozy night out in Liverpool x"

We most certainly do!! X

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

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"I found Woodford Reserve cheap in tesco....

Tesco is 24hour right?

Yup! £22 down from £30 a bottle....

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

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Is that 'Yes Unless Question Time' (is on?)

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"I found Woodford Reserve cheap in tesco....

Tesco is 24hour right?

Yup! £22 down from £30 a bottle....

Winner

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Is that 'Yes Unless Question Time' (is on?)

Thanks for that - coz I’m none the wiser

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why, you cutie

Duh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have half and half please, I like variety.

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over a year ago

"I will have half and half please, I like variety."

Half what though and half what? Or can I pick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guinness and brandy please

In the same glass?! Im not judging

Need something to Kickstart the day

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