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"Been a crap day so I'm lacing your brews with alcohol What you having? A nice drop of Jamersons would be nice | |||
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"Been a crap day so I'm lacing your brews with alcohol What you having? I agree! I'll even float your cream | |||
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"Rum or whiskey please and a big hug miss polly Rum for you kitten! And hugs greatly recieved | |||
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"Patron (coffee tequila liqueur) shot poured over some ice cream please I'll even chuck on a flake | |||
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"Im on antibiotics. Can I have mine unlaced but with boobie cuddles instead?" As its you | |||
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"Water, ice, mint and cucumber please " Need Help aiding digestion eh? | |||
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"G and T please with ice and a slice of lime Be careful, its a double | |||
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"Rum or whiskey please and a big hug miss polly You can always have cuddles of me all you need do is ask | |||
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"G and T please with ice and a slice of lime lol I could sink about six doubles without so much as a slur | |||
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"Can I have a poison free brew? With just tea hot water and two sugars in it? Ta Sure! I'll even slip you a penguin | |||
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"Im on antibiotics. Can I have mine unlaced but with boobie cuddles instead? As its you Mutual hug and stroke session coming right up xxx | |||
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"A double of anything please A double espresso it is | |||
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"Can I have a poison free brew? With just tea hot water and two sugars in it? Ta Just the tea ta, easy pleased | |||
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"Bailey's and industrial strength headache tablets please Oh dear!! Baileys and a blister pack coming up | |||
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"Water, ice, mint and cucumber please Need Help aiding digestion eh? I need to detox ?? | |||
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"Nice pint of John smiths please I give good head..... on a pint | |||
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"Hot chocolate and baileys please bartender topped off with misterbees finest squirty cream Ooh err missus!! Mine and MisterBees pleasure Im sure | |||
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"Im on antibiotics. Can I have mine unlaced but with boobie cuddles instead? As its you | |||
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"Hot chocolate with Bailey's please x" Whipped cream and marshmallows? | |||
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"I had a horrible day, madly busy at work, almost face planted on the way home while helping a man to catch his dog who was running about all over the busy road, got in sorted kids stuff, cooked, didn’t even have a chance to make a cuppa so have skipped straight to the gin. It made me do this Sounds like you've earnt it! Can I join you | |||
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"Can I have a poison free brew? With just tea hot water and two sugars in it? Ta Good job, I've scoffed the penguin myself | |||
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"I had a horrible day, madly busy at work, almost face planted on the way home while helping a man to catch his dog who was running about all over the busy road, got in sorted kids stuff, cooked, didn’t even have a chance to make a cuppa so have skipped straight to the gin. It made me do this If you don’t mind going | |||
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"Water, ice, mint and cucumber please Need Help aiding digestion eh? Rubbish lunch? | |||
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"Generally I like my rum but at this time of year baileys in hot choc is lush Plus I've been looking after a poorly daughter all day so I need a pick me up " Rum in mulled wine is winter warmer, you'll defo need picking up after a few of those | |||
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"I had a horrible day, madly busy at work, almost face planted on the way home while helping a man to catch his dog who was running about all over the busy road, got in sorted kids stuff, cooked, didn’t even have a chance to make a cuppa so have skipped straight to the gin. It made me do this Ive seen your measures missus! I think I'll be doing | |||
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"Spiced rums good when your feeling crap x" Oohhhh I want | |||
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"Can I have a mocktail please I'm unable to drink for the foreseeable xx" You can lovely! With a Little umbrella and a cherry on the side | |||
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"Rhubarb and ginger gin with hibiscus tonic please " Oohhh fancy | |||
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"Brandy makes you Randy Whisky makes you Frisky Take your pick" Rum makes you..... | |||
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"Just a bit of baileys in my coffee please x" A 'bit'? You'll need to be more specific or you'll end up d*unk on my watch | |||
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"Hot chocolate with amaretto please Oh yum!!! Thats how its done | |||
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"Can I have a mocktail please I'm unable to drink for the foreseeable xx You can lovely! With a Little umbrella and a cherry on the side Perfect xx | |||
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"Just a bit of baileys in my coffee please x A 'bit'? You'll need to be more specific or you'll end up d*unk on my watch oh well ive got tomorrow morning off! | |||
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"Oooh baileys in my coffee please lovely Half and half do you? | |||
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"Toffee vodka please. Only if you share with me I have a small bottle in the cupboard. It tastes like werthers originals lol Lethal stuff | |||
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"Glass of Montrachet with a clit thhat swirls with wine before I drink it.... " Clit swirled with wine? Sounds like a drink I'd enjoy | |||
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"Toffee vodka please. Only if you share with me Oh wow!! I need to try this | |||
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"It's been a bad day for me too so what ever you got in will do!! " Flaming sambuca it is | |||
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"Seeing as you're asking, I'll have a straight Irish single malt, thanks. oh go on then, make it a triple if you insist! I'll triple your tipple | |||
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"Generally I like my rum but at this time of year baileys in hot choc is lush Plus I've been looking after a poorly daughter all day so I need a pick me up Rum in mulled wine is winter warmer, you'll defo need picking up after a few of those Oooo not tried that. Was spoilt by lovely gluhwein when I lived in Germany. | |||
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"Just a bit of baileys in my coffee please x A 'bit'? You'll need to be more specific or you'll end up d*unk on my watch Sounds like you do measures like my aunt! Each drink has more alcohol and less mixer in - lethal bar tending | |||
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"Generally I like my rum but at this time of year baileys in hot choc is lush Plus I've been looking after a poorly daughter all day so I need a pick me up Rum in mulled wine is winter warmer, you'll defo need picking up after a few of those Gluhwein is amazing, I lived in Deutschland too | |||
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"A jura single malt please And some fresh water for pooch | |||
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"Just a bit of baileys in my coffee please x A 'bit'? You'll need to be more specific or you'll end up d*unk on my watch A good 'glug'of alcohol does the trick | |||
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"A jura single malt please perfecto | |||
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"Guinness and brandy please " In the same glass?! Im not judging | |||
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"It's been a bad day for me too so what ever you got in will do!! Flaming sambuca it is On my way | |||
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"Tea milk with 2 and a custard cream to dunk Or Wine, red, Aussie Shiraz Or Nice strong warming Belgian beer Or Oh just take me to bed will you Are you hungry, thirsty or horny? | |||
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"Tea milk with 2 and a custard cream to dunk Or Wine, red, Aussie Shiraz Or Nice strong warming Belgian beer Or Oh just take me to bed will you Is this a trick question? | |||
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"Seeing as you're asking, I'll have a straight Irish single malt, thanks. oh go on then, make it a triple if you insist! I'm tickled by your triple tipple | |||
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"If you weren't so young I'd think you were my aunt lol. Ich vermissene deutschland vor allem weihnachten Die Weihnachtsmärkte sind anders als auf der Welt. Gehst du oft zurück? | |||
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"Tea milk with 2 and a custard cream to dunk Or Wine, red, Aussie Shiraz Or Nice strong warming Belgian beer Or Oh just take me to bed will you Dont answer a question with a question | |||
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"Seeing as you're asking, I'll have a straight Irish single malt, thanks. oh go on then, make it a triple if you insist! | |||
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"I'll have Jack Daniels if you have some. I have Honey Jack | |||
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"I'll have Jack Daniels if you have some. yes please. | |||
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"Something with a drop or 4 of Baileys would be lovely please 6. You get 6 drops | |||
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"Something with a drop or 4 of Baileys would be lovely please Thank you lovely. I’m going to take it up to bed with me. Night | |||
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"If you weren't so young I'd think you were my aunt lol. Ich vermissene deutschland vor allem weihnachten Die weihnachtsmärkte Sind die besten. Leider nicht zurück | |||
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"If you weren't so young I'd think you were my aunt lol. Ich vermissene deutschland vor allem weihnachten Ich bin in Münster geboren | |||
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"Something with a drop or 4 of Baileys would be lovely please Good night lovely | |||
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"I'd go back if I could, finances tight at the moment." I'll bring you back some stollen | |||
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"I'll have a hot ginger cordial with a dash of rum please Oh this sounds all kinds of delightful | |||
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"I'd go back if I could, finances tight at the moment. I'll bring you back some stollen Oh I wish! Stollen and lebküchen not the same here either. | |||
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"I'll have a hot ginger cordial with a dash of rum please It is! Warming and tingling delights | |||
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"Either a nice cold Thistly Cross, or a JD & please, gorgeous! How about a Titanic Chocolate and Vanilla Ale? | |||
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"Either a nice cold Thistly Cross, or a JD & please, gorgeous! Or one of those | |||
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"A chilled glass of chase vodka please I keep mine in the freezer | |||
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"Enjoying my second Bloody Mary at the mo.." Thats my holiday breakfast | |||
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"I found Woodford Reserve cheap in tesco...." Tesco is 24hour right? | |||
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"Triple gin. Straight. " You've had a day like mine then? | |||
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"Dark fruit strongbow" Bit sweet for me but if thats what you'd like, thats what you shall have | |||
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"Triple gin. Straight. You've had a day like mine then? Yup | |||
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"Triple gin. Straight. You've had a day like mine then? And failing that we'll just get pissed again tomorrow | |||
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"Triple gin. Straight. You've had a day like mine then? We need a boozy night out in Liverpool x | |||
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"Triple gin. Straight. You've had a day like mine then? We most certainly do!! X | |||
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"I found Woodford Reserve cheap in tesco.... Tesco is 24hour right? Yup! £22 down from £30 a bottle.... | |||
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"I P A Is that 'Yes Unless Question Time' (is on?) | |||
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"I found Woodford Reserve cheap in tesco.... Tesco is 24hour right? Winner | |||
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"I P A Thanks for that - coz I’m none the wiser | |||
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"I will have half and half please, I like variety." Half what though and half what? Or can I pick? | |||
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"Guinness and brandy please In the same glass?! Im not judging Need something to Kickstart the day | |||
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