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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi folks. I'm a bit strange in that I find burping very funny. I think it's because I can't do it.

I burp approx twice a year and I never know when it's going to happen and they're so small only one has ever been heard by someone else.

I wonder if anyone else has the same (non) problem as me?, even drinking fizzy pop won't make me burp!

And has anyone got any funny burping stories to share?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our youngest had taught himself to burp using his bottle by the age of about 1... Burps are definitely a source of humour in this house

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Lol I think you have just given me an idea....’Belching for Beginners’ - on sale at all good bookstores soon....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't burp often.

I have a friend who burps loads but never farts. Maybe it just comes out one end or the other?

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I can burp on command, the challenge is to say "Frankenstein" or some other random long word in a burp with no breaks. Yes I'm immature

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

See I don't like burping/belching but, I do find farting very funny

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

My friend used to burp her name, surname and all!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See I don't like burping/belching but, I do find farting very funny "

There's a surprise xx

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"See I don't like burping/belching but, I do find farting very funny

There's a surprise xx"

Shussshhh Kat lol xx

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"My friend used to burp her name, surname and all!! "

And it was double barrelled!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two Burpdays a year .. that seems a little unfair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, I can burp entire conversations, it's a skill, I know Fizzy out of a bottle is just asking for trouble...no-one ever accused me of being a lady

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not saying my boss is a sl*g but when she burps it smells of penis x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

My colleague burps so disgustingly it makes me want to punch him in the face.... It's a very wet sounding burp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See I don't like burping/belching but, I do find farting very funny

There's a surprise xx

Shussshhh Kat lol xx"

Sorry nooooot xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm glad to hear other's find it funny, I had a chuckle reading the responses and it brought back a memory.. On the way home from school my friend and I would go down this alley to a big gate where the old people were playing crown green bowls, she would be making this funny noise like when a dog is about to be sick, building up the burp and then she would let it go through the hole in the gate shouting something like "bollloooooccckkkssss" and we would run away as fast as we could screaming with laughter!

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By *uriousgirl85Woman
over a year ago

Lincs

I haven’t burped in about 10 years other than a) when I’m being sick or b) when I’m face fucked a little too hard. I wish I could burp!! my kids and fella all burp on demand, they burp songs and all sorts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I haven’t burped in about 10 years other than a) when I’m being sick or b) when I’m face fucked a little too hard. I wish I could burp!! my kids and fella all burp on demand, they burp songs and all sorts "

Glad to see I'm not the only one.. I'm wondering if I need someone to rub and Pat my back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In town, I walked past Next while it was having a refit, burped like a trooper. The workmen gave me a round of applause!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew a girl that could burp "The Archbishop of Canterbury full stop"? A pretty random sentence but it always sounded different each time and it was always unexpected and very funny, specially after a pint or two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In town, I walked past Next while it was having a refit, burped like a trooper. The workmen gave me a round of applause! "

Glad you kept it classy by doing it at Next and not peacocks or Primark, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In town, I walked past Next while it was having a refit, burped like a trooper. The workmen gave me a round of applause!

Glad you kept it classy by doing it at Next and not peacocks or Primark, lol"

Of course! I am a fucking lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In town, I walked past Next while it was having a refit, burped like a trooper. The workmen gave me a round of applause!

Glad you kept it classy by doing it at Next and not peacocks or Primark, lol

Of course! I am a fucking lady! "

I've noticed, you're a rare thing in Essex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a rodent? (Does anyone else know if that myth is true?)

Do you fart Op?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you a rodent? (Does anyone else know if that myth is true?)

Do you fart Op? "

I'm not a rodent, not sure what you mean.. But yes I do fart, I also find that funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think I would have exploded by now if I didn't fart!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Hi folks. I'm a bit strange in that I find burping very funny. I think it's because I can't do it.

I burp approx twice a year and I never know when it's going to happen and they're so small only one has ever been heard by someone else.

I wonder if anyone else has the same (non) problem as me?, even drinking fizzy pop won't make me burp!

And has anyone got any funny burping stories to share? "

Afraid not, I am the same as you. On the rare occasions I burp I am inordinately proud and have to tell all my friends who never believe it since they have never witnessed it.

I am a musically gifted farter though. I wonder if not being able to burp has made me compensate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Afraid not, I am the same as you. On the rare occasions I burp I am inordinately proud and have to tell all my friends who never believe it since they have never witnessed it.

I am a musically gifted farter though. I wonder if not being able to burp has made me compensate."

That made me laugh coz I always go " did you hear that??? Did you hear me burp??!!"

I'm also a bit good at the wind instruments, wanna start a band?

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By *typical guyMan
over a year ago

wigan


"I'm glad to hear other's find it funny, I had a chuckle reading the responses and it brought back a memory.. On the way home from school my friend and I would go down this alley to a big gate where the old people were playing crown green bowls, she would be making this funny noise like when a dog is about to be sick, building up the burp and then she would let it go through the hole in the gate shouting something like "bollloooooccckkkssss" and we would run away as fast as we could screaming with laughter!

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Bollocks is my favourite word to burp. I cant do big sentences but did once impress an ex girlfriend by burping "i love you". She was less impressed when her son started walking around burping "bollocks!".

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Bollocks is my favourite word to burp. I cant do big sentences but did once impress an ex girlfriend by burping "i love you". She was less impressed when her son started walking around burping "bollocks!". "

Well when we have that drink I need to hear you burp bollocks please!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I can burp just by swallowing air.

Burps are like a shit comedians farts. Farts are much more funny, they even sound more comical.

The part they stop being funny is when they smell, wedding dancefloor farts are the worst.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can burp just by swallowing air.

Burps are like a shit comedians farts. Farts are much more funny, they even sound more comical.

The part they stop being funny is when they smell, wedding dancefloor farts are the worst."

Dear Santa please will you send this man a battery powered fart machine it will give him hours of fun!

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By *typical guyMan
over a year ago

wigan


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Bollocks is my favourite word to burp. I cant do big sentences but did once impress an ex girlfriend by burping "i love you". She was less impressed when her son started walking around burping "bollocks!".

Well when we have that drink I need to hear you burp bollocks please! "

Deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Bollocks is my favourite word to burp. I cant do big sentences but did once impress an ex girlfriend by burping "i love you". She was less impressed when her son started walking around burping "bollocks!".

Well when we have that drink I need to hear you burp bollocks please!

Deal "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just micro burped!!!! Did anyone hear it? It tasted like carrots and I haven't eaten any!

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