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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's nearly that time of year. Oh yes it is. If we could put together a panto what would it be and what character would you play.

Some suggestions

Boobs in the wood

Sin derella

Beauty and the breast

The casting couch is now open.

He's behind you

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

any room for a few donkeys they dance and can pick locks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"any room for a few donkeys they dance and can pick locks"

So you want the front or back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's nearly that time of year. Oh yes it is. If we could put together a panto what would it be and what character would you play.

Some suggestions

Boobs in the wood

Sin derella

Beauty and the breast

The casting couch is now open.

He's behind you

I’ve got a 15” cock.......oh no you’ve not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's nearly that time of year. Oh yes it is. If we could put together a panto what would it be and what character would you play.

Some suggestions

Boobs in the wood

Sin derella

Beauty and the breast

The casting couch is now open.

He's behind you

I’ve got a 15” cock.......oh no you’ve not

See what you did there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess I'd play boobs in the wood

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So we need a Fairy, A Dame, A principal boy a Villian. Principal girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease can I be a princess??!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guess I'd play boobs in the wood

I can see you have what it takes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be a fairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can help backstage

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'd be Alice Winger (pic on profile), as one of the ugly sisters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess I'd play boobs in the wood

I can see you have what it takes x"

Why thank u

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease can I be a princess??!?

Princess Rubi has a ring to it x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be a fairy

Fairy godmother Polly

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By *hitewisperMan
over a year ago

dudley cosley

Can i be big dick Whittington

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Can I be Sinderella? I really want to go to the ball

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can help backstage "

All help apreciated. Don't fancy singing in the chorus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can help backstage

All help apreciated. Don't fancy singing in the chorus? "

If you don’t mind it loud and slightly out of tune. I’m there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be Alice Winger (pic on profile), as one of the ugly sisters

Awesome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i be big dick Whittington "

See what you did there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy in Boots?

Dick Whip-me-I'll-cum?

Snow White & the 7 dildos?

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By *corpio67Man
over a year ago

hillingdon

"Can i be big dick Whittington "

Whose going to be pussy in boots?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be Sinderella? I really want to go to the ball "

Speak to fairy godmother Polly. You shall go to the ball

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can help backstage

All help apreciated. Don't fancy singing in the chorus?

If you don’t mind it loud and slightly out of tune. I’m there

I don't mind at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pussy in Boots?

Dick Whip-me-I'll-cum?

Snow White & the 7 dildos?

Brilliant

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Any couples want to get Aladdin to join them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i be big dick Whittington

Whose going to be pussy in boots?"

I could think of a few. But im waiting for volunteers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be Sinderella? I really want to go to the ball

Speak to fairy godmother Polly. You shall go to the ball"

You shall Sinders, you shall

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I think I should be an ugly sister or a dame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll play myself and purvey dodgy snake oil

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any couples want to get Aladdin to join them?"

He's here all week. NEXT

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I should be an ugly sister or a dame "

Really

far to good looking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be Sinderella? I really want to go to the ball

Speak to fairy godmother Polly. You shall go to the ball

You shall Sinders, you shall

See the Xmas magic is already working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be both the ugly sisters ... I'm big enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be both the ugly sisters ... I'm big enough

Behave you xx

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'll be both the ugly sisters ... I'm big enough

*cue the white knight audience... 'Oh no you're not!'*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be both the ugly sisters ... I'm big enough

*cue the white knight audience... 'Oh no you're not!'*"

Love the Panto audience

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Still don't have a baddy any offers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be both the ugly sisters ... I'm big enough

And ugly enough

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By *hitewisperMan
over a year ago

dudley cosley

If you go with tradition and have a female playing aladin, she can rub my "lamp" , lol

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"Can I be Sinderella? I really want to go to the ball

Speak to fairy godmother Polly. You shall go to the ball

You shall Sinders, you shall

Yay!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be both the ugly sisters ... I'm big enough

And ugly enough

Oh no youre not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess I'd play boobs in the wood

I'd have to be the wood...'cos it's always there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you go with tradition and have a female playing aladin, she can rub my "lamp" , lol"

So arevyou offering to play Jaffar? Or the geanie?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'll be captain hook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be both the ugly sisters ... I'm big enough

And ugly enough

Oh no youre not "

I bloody well am

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be captain hook

You look good in Red x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be both the ugly sisters ... I'm big enough

And ugly enough

Oh no youre not

I bloody well am

Nope

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By *hitewisperMan
over a year ago

dudley cosley

"If you go with tradition and have a female playing aladin, she can rub my "lamp" , lol

So arevyou offering to play Jaffar? Or the geanie?"

I'll play the lamp, she can rub it and see what cums out the end

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you go with tradition and have a female playing aladin, she can rub my "lamp" , lol

So arevyou offering to play Jaffar? Or the geanie?

I'll play the lamp, she can rub it and see what cums out the end"

Drumroll and a cymbal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you go with tradition and have a female playing aladin, she can rub my "lamp" , lol

So arevyou offering to play Jaffar? Or the geanie?

I'll play the lamp, she can rub it and see what cums out the end

Drumroll and a cymbal"

Could also be Red RIDING Hood that gets lost in the woods

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I'll be captain hook

You look good in Red x"

I wouldn't need a wig

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be captain hook

You look good in Red x

I wouldn't need a wig "

A nice corset

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you go with tradition and have a female playing aladin, she can rub my "lamp" , lol

So arevyou offering to play Jaffar? Or the geanie?

I'll play the lamp, she can rub it and see what cums out the end

Drumroll and a cymbal

Could also be Red RIDING Hood that gets lost in the woods

Beware of the big bad wolf hell huff and puff and blow you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you go with tradition and have a female playing aladin, she can rub my "lamp" , lol

So arevyou offering to play Jaffar? Or the geanie?

I'll play the lamp, she can rub it and see what cums out the end

Drumroll and a cymbal

Could also be Red RIDING Hood that gets lost in the woods

Beware of the big bad wolf hell huff and puff and blow you

Is there only one wolf

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I’ll play myself and purvey dodgy snake oil"

Speaking of your dodgy snake oil, can you please move it out of the bathroom, ya can't move for the bloody stuff round here ffs

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South East

What about a nativity! Casting might be difficult... From the female opinions here we might struggle to get three wise men, but I suspect we would be completely fucked trying to find a virgin...especially on this site!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about a nativity! Casting might be difficult... From the female opinions here we might struggle to get three wise men, but I suspect we would be completely fucked trying to find a virgin...especially on this site!"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a born again virgin does that count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm a born again virgin does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a born again virgin does that count?

We are all virgins at something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a born again virgin does that count?

And 3 wise men

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm a born again virgin does that count?

We are all virgins at something"

Sweet and innocent yeah?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a born again virgin does that count?

We are all virgins at something

Sweet and innocent yeah?"

Extremely sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about naughty nativity? ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about naughty nativity? ?? "

What's your thinking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well would it be 3 wise MEN ......or ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a born again virgin does that count?

Dunno what you're laughing about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So which Panto shall we choose then I shall select the roles

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"So which Panto shall we choose then I shall select the roles"

Robin Hood?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Okay let get this panto under way feel free to add. So as this is Fab land why not role a couple of pantos together. Sinderalla whitting shalk.

Curtains open on a wooden scene puff of smoke and the fairy godmother appears and says

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay let get this panto under way feel free to add. So as this is Fab land why not role a couple of pantos together. Sinderalla whitting shalk.

Curtains open on a wooden scene puff of smoke and the fairy godmother appears and says"

There's a lot of dead wood around here I see

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When I'm walks big dick Whittington and pussy in boots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I'm walks big dick Whittington and pussy in boots."

U each have one wish when u find the oil lantern

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I'm walks big dick Whittington and pussy in boots.

U each have one wish when u find the oil lantern"

I know what I'll want saya Dick what about you Pussy?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Do they have Wonder Woman in pantos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I'm walks big dick Whittington and pussy in boots.

U each have one wish when u find the oil lantern

I know what I'll want saya Dick what about you Pussy?"

I want to find my queen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do they have Wonder Woman in pantos?"

Why not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I'm walks big dick Whittington and pussy in boots.

U each have one wish when u find the oil lantern

I know what I'll want saya Dick what about you Pussy?

I want to find my queen"

Are yes the queen i hear she has great........ beauty

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Do they have Wonder Woman in pantos?

Why not

Then I'm your woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do they have Wonder Woman in pantos?

Why not

Then I'm your woman

Have you got the costume? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do they have Wonder Woman in pantos?

Why not

Then I'm your woman

U will have to ask wonder women to deal with the 7 horny dwarfs that are hiding in the woods.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do they have Wonder Woman in pantos?

Why not

Then I'm your woman

U will have to ask wonder women to deal with the 7 horny dwarfs that are hiding in the woods."

Can you handle all 7 wonder women or should i ask the villagers to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do they have Wonder Woman in pantos?

Why not

Then I'm your woman

U will have to ask wonder women to deal with the 7 horny dwarfs that are hiding in the woods.

Can you handle all 7 wonder women or should i ask the villagers to help"

Pussyboots needs to find the genie in the lamp for his one wish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do they have Wonder Woman in pantos?

Why not

Then I'm your woman

U will have to ask wonder women to deal with the 7 horny dwarfs that are hiding in the woods.

Can you handle all 7 wonder women or should i ask the villagers to help

Pussyboots needs to find the genie in the lamp for his one wish "

Just then the evil baron hardon appears you will never get to the queen she is mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do they have Wonder Woman in pantos?

Why not

Then I'm your woman

U will have to ask wonder women to deal with the 7 horny dwarfs that are hiding in the woods.

Can you handle all 7 wonder women or should i ask the villagers to help

Pussyboots needs to find the genie in the lamp for his one wish

Just then the evil baron hardon appears you will never get to the queen she is mine "

Boos from the audience. Pussyboots hides behind Dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do they have Wonder Woman in pantos?

Why not

Then I'm your woman

U will have to ask wonder women to deal with the 7 horny dwarfs that are hiding in the woods.

Can you handle all 7 wonder women or should i ask the villagers to help

Pussyboots needs to find the genie in the lamp for his one wish

Just then the evil baron hardon appears you will never get to the queen she is mine

Boos from the audience. Pussyboots hides behind Dick "

Dick ask pussyboots what's he prodding him with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do they have Wonder Woman in pantos?

Why not

Then I'm your woman

U will have to ask wonder women to deal with the 7 horny dwarfs that are hiding in the woods.

Can you handle all 7 wonder women or should i ask the villagers to help

Pussyboots needs to find the genie in the lamp for his one wish

Just then the evil baron hardon appears you will never get to the queen she is mine

Boos from the audience. Pussyboots hides behind Dick

Dick ask pussyboots what's he prodding him with

Sorry i was thinking about Queen Curvy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do they have Wonder Woman in pantos?

Why not

Then I'm your woman

U will have to ask wonder women to deal with the 7 horny dwarfs that are hiding in the woods.

Can you handle all 7 wonder women or should i ask the villagers to help

Pussyboots needs to find the genie in the lamp for his one wish

Just then the evil baron hardon appears you will never get to the queen she is mine

Boos from the audience. Pussyboots hides behind Dick

Dick ask pussyboots what's he prodding him with

Sorry i was thinking about Queen Curvy

Baron disapears into the wings followed by dick and pussy.

Curtains close to scene change the ugly sisters minge and bracket come on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do they have Wonder Woman in pantos?

Why not

Then I'm your woman

U will have to ask wonder women to deal with the 7 horny dwarfs that are hiding in the woods.

Can you handle all 7 wonder women or should i ask the villagers to help

Pussyboots needs to find the genie in the lamp for his one wish

Just then the evil baron hardon appears you will never get to the queen she is mine

Boos from the audience. Pussyboots hides behind Dick

Dick ask pussyboots what's he prodding him with

Sorry i was thinking about Queen Curvy

Baron disapears into the wings followed by dick and pussy.

Curtains close to scene change the ugly sisters minge and bracket come on "

Here they both are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do they have Wonder Woman in pantos?

Why not

Then I'm your woman

U will have to ask wonder women to deal with the 7 horny dwarfs that are hiding in the woods.

Can you handle all 7 wonder women or should i ask the villagers to help

Pussyboots needs to find the genie in the lamp for his one wish

Just then the evil baron hardon appears you will never get to the queen she is mine

Boos from the audience. Pussyboots hides behind Dick

Dick ask pussyboots what's he prodding him with

Sorry i was thinking about Queen Curvy

Baron disapears into the wings followed by dick and pussy.

Curtains close to scene change the ugly sisters minge and bracket come on

Here they both are

It's your line then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do they have Wonder Woman in pantos?

Why not

Then I'm your woman

U will have to ask wonder women to deal with the 7 horny dwarfs that are hiding in the woods.

Can you handle all 7 wonder women or should i ask the villagers to help

Pussyboots needs to find the genie in the lamp for his one wish

Just then the evil baron hardon appears you will never get to the queen she is mine

Boos from the audience. Pussyboots hides behind Dick

Dick ask pussyboots what's he prodding him with

Sorry i was thinking about Queen Curvy

Baron disapears into the wings followed by dick and pussy.

Curtains close to scene change the ugly sisters minge and bracket come on

Here they both are

It's your line then"

Errrrm, Hi De Hi ... or words to that effect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do they have Wonder Woman in pantos?

Why not

Then I'm your woman

U will have to ask wonder women to deal with the 7 horny dwarfs that are hiding in the woods.

Can you handle all 7 wonder women or should i ask the villagers to help

Pussyboots needs to find the genie in the lamp for his one wish

Just then the evil baron hardon appears you will never get to the queen she is mine

Boos from the audience. Pussyboots hides behind Dick

Dick ask pussyboots what's he prodding him with

Sorry i was thinking about Queen Curvy

Baron disapears into the wings followed by dick and pussy.

Curtains close to scene change the ugly sisters minge and bracket come on

Here they both are

It's your line then

Errrrm, Hi De Hi ... or words to that effect

The line is a 10 Mile from London and not a sign of Dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do they have Wonder Woman in pantos?

Why not

Then I'm your woman

U will have to ask wonder women to deal with the 7 horny dwarfs that are hiding in the woods.

Can you handle all 7 wonder women or should i ask the villagers to help

Pussyboots needs to find the genie in the lamp for his one wish

Just then the evil baron hardon appears you will never get to the queen she is mine

Boos from the audience. Pussyboots hides behind Dick

Dick ask pussyboots what's he prodding him with

Sorry i was thinking about Queen Curvy

Baron disapears into the wings followed by dick and pussy.

Curtains close to scene change the ugly sisters minge and bracket come on

Here they both are

It's your line then

Errrrm, Hi De Hi ... or words to that effect

The line is a 10 Mile from London and not a sign of Dick"

Poor Dick can't keep it u, ooppss I mean can't keep up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do they have Wonder Woman in pantos?

Why not

Then I'm your woman

U will have to ask wonder women to deal with the 7 horny dwarfs that are hiding in the woods.

Can you handle all 7 wonder women or should i ask the villagers to help

Pussyboots needs to find the genie in the lamp for his one wish

Just then the evil baron hardon appears you will never get to the queen she is mine

Boos from the audience. Pussyboots hides behind Dick

Dick ask pussyboots what's he prodding him with

Sorry i was thinking about Queen Curvy

Baron disapears into the wings followed by dick and pussy.

Curtains close to scene change the ugly sisters minge and bracket come on

Here they both are

It's your line then

Errrrm, Hi De Hi ... or words to that effect

The line is a 10 Mile from London and not a sign of Dick

Poor Dick can't keep it u, ooppss I mean can't keep up"

Dick and pussy finally get to London. DICK feels limp and pussy is wet through

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Dick and pussy finally get to London. DICK feels limp and pussy is wet through"

Enter Lucy Lastic "I'll give you both a good rub to warm you up"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dick and pussy finally get to London. DICK feels limp and pussy is wet through

Enter Lucy Lastic "I'll give you both a good rub to warm you up""

Thanks Lucy says Dick that's perked me up

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Lucy says "My watering hole is open. Fancy popping in for a quick one"?

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over a year ago

"Lucy says "My watering hole is open. Fancy popping in for a quick one"?"

It's a bit tight said Dick but what the fuck. Pussy is not happy

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over a year ago

Any use for an ogre?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any use for an ogre? "

Add to the story. All welcome

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