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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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*uh hello, is this on?

Yes? Ok.

Hi, my name is Honey and I need a drink*

Want one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G&T for me DJ Honey, and a Jagerbomb for the lady please

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"G&T for me DJ Honey, and a Jagerbomb for the lady please

Dirty jiggly honey? Okay

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I thought you’d never ask... Please may I have a rather large gin with some ice please?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Will it give me energy and get rid of this cold my child gave me? I look a wreck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id love a taste of that sweet honey juice if your offering

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I thought you’d never ask... Please may I have a rather large gin with some ice please?

Yes dear

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Will it give me energy and get rid of this cold my child gave me? I look a wreck."

I shall try. Brandy and port for you my child

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Id love a taste of that sweet honey juice if your offering "

Alas no. This is a licensed café not a sex bar

You can have soapy water and wash out your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"G&T for me DJ Honey, and a Jagerbomb for the lady please

Dirty jiggly honey? Okay

Oooh is that a new cocktail, I think we'll share one of those too

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I need a nap

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"G&T for me DJ Honey, and a Jagerbomb for the lady please

Dirty jiggly honey? Okay

Oooh is that a new cocktail, I think we'll share one of those too

It is indeed a new cocktail

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By *kcoupleCouple
over a year ago

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Ummm might I have a JD with ice and a lemonade for the good lady

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I need a nap

Have a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clunge cheese, pint of.

...oh God,that's made me a little sick in my mouth

Give us a pint Honey you sexy lady, of gin please

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id love a taste of that sweet honey juice if your offering

Alas no. This is a licensed café not a sex bar

You can have soapy water and wash out your mouth

Ahh a southern comfort then please mam

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Clunge cheese, pint of.

...oh God,that's made me a little sick in my mouth

Give us a pint Honey you sexy lady, of gin please

Peach x"

A pint of mothers ruin coming up.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'm still drying out from Saturday.

Could I just have a gin & tonic, hold the gin please?

Fuck! Never thought I'd say that!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Will it give me energy and get rid of this cold my child gave me? I look a wreck.

I shall try. Brandy and port for you my child "

Thankyou,can you make me some tea please as well because I can't lift my head of the settee and I'm a bit hungry?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'll have a blackjack please. That shit can strip paint. X

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm still drying out from Saturday.

Could I just have a gin & tonic, hold the gin please?

Fuck! Never thought I'd say that! "

Who the fuck are you?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Will it give me energy and get rid of this cold my child gave me? I look a wreck.

I shall try. Brandy and port for you my child

Thankyou,can you make me some tea please as well because I can't lift my head of the settee and I'm a bit hungry? "

What do you fancy darling?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Will it give me energy and get rid of this cold my child gave me? I look a wreck.

I shall try. Brandy and port for you my child

Thankyou,can you make me some tea please as well because I can't lift my head of the settee and I'm a bit hungry?

What do you fancy darling? "

Ooh I thought you were going to tell me to pee off,you know I don't actually know I was just lying here thinking what I fancied and I can't decide

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Will it give me energy and get rid of this cold my child gave me? I look a wreck.

I shall try. Brandy and port for you my child

Thankyou,can you make me some tea please as well because I can't lift my head of the settee and I'm a bit hungry?

What do you fancy darling?

Ooh I thought you were going to tell me to pee off,you know I don't actually know I was just lying here thinking what I fancied and I can't decide

Oh no I like to feed people. What don't you like?

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

on a school night !

i'll be having a cuppa as i lay on the sofa of sickness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still dying from the weekend but im a trooper! Large wine please Honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not. Pint of John smiths please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m ill can I have a cup of hot water and lemon please

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Please can I have a cup of tea?

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