FabSwingers.com forum: Cream teas ....?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry... not cream pies or anything naughty sadly.

I genuinely want to know who likes a cream tea?

Iv been speaking to a lovely lady, and when I suggested going for one as a social so (shockingly) told me she doesn’t like them.

Now I don’t like cream and I don’t really drink tea, but when you combine those two things with a scone and jam then you’ve basically created the meaning of life.

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By *oss25Man
over a year ago

Flitwick and Fakenham

Can’t beat a cream tea

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Cornish clotted cream is the best

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Oh god I do! I love a cream tea. Absolute heaven!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can’t beat a cream tea

Top man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh god I do! I love a cream tea. Absolute heaven!"

Amen sister !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cornish clotted cream is the best

Quite agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely love a cream tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Betty's is the only place to have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clotted cream is the meaning of life.

Used to get a tray of the stuff delivered years ago, cut it with a knife and spread it on bread & jam.

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By *elly39devonCouple
over a year ago

tavistock

Im a farmers wife and cream tea just the best, but its a devon girl here so devon clotted cream, married to a cornish guy so its me with the cream first and him with the jam first. slight discussion every time

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Im a farmers wife and cream tea just the best, but its a devon girl here so devon clotted cream, married to a cornish guy so its me with the cream first and him with the jam first. slight discussion every time"

Jam first for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I hope we are not about to start a war here with you and your man.... haha.

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

I will have scone but just with jam. I don't like cream. The scone also has to be plain and not with sultanas or currants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a cream tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love them. Too much. Can't beat a big pot of tea, and homemade scone crammed with jam and clotted cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh don't!

Im on the no fun joy ot happiness diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be jam first, otherwise the cream ends up a mixed up mess that looks unappealing

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

Absolute heaven..kaz

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

I love a cream tea ... if you do away with the tea aspect that is (yuk)!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god I absolutely love them!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love a cream tea ... if you do away with the tea aspect that is (yuk)!"

Away with the tea??? Madness. It’s not a cream tea then! Blasphemy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my god I absolutely love them!! "

Amazing

a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a cornish maid. I love them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Absolute heaven..kaz"

Agreed mam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cuppa and a scone, the problem is they are scone too quick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Has to be jam first, otherwise the cream ends up a mixed up mess that looks unappealing

Jam first!?!! What kind of 3rd world county were you raised in...?

That’s like not putting butter in a sandwich just because it all so has mayo in it. Of course you still butter the bread !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh don't!

Im on the no fun joy ot happiness diet

Have a cheat day. Gorge on the goodness

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will have scone but just with jam. I don't like cream. The scone also has to be plain and not with sultanas or currants."

My dear, you must try it once. Clotted is the best. I’m not a cream lover myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love a cream tea

And a blocking it would seem lol (not me on you by the way)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As a cornish maid. I love them"

God bless you for your services to Cornwall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I love them. Not sure you'd be inclined to want to meet me again after I'd been sat their scoffing them down though

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Love a cream tea.

Pot of tea, warm fresh scones, blackcurrant jam first, then clotted cream.

Best served with the right company

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Love a cream tea.

Pot of tea, warm fresh scones, blackcurrant jam first, then clotted cream.

Best served with the right company

That’s only because the wrong company would try and flick the cream into your cleavage.

Errr, probably

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love a cream tea.

Pot of tea, warm fresh scones, blackcurrant jam first, then clotted cream.

Best served with the right company

That’s only because the wrong company would try and flick the cream into your cleavage.

Errr, probably

There will be no such behaviour at my table when enjoying one of life’s great pleasantries. Good god man, pull yourself together

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I love them. Not sure you'd be inclined to want to meet me again after I'd been sat their scoffing them down though

“Them down” ....?

One assumes you are referring to the number of scones served with a cream tea, usually two, and not saying you’d have more than own cream tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beat a cream tea... make it a champagne cream tea and now you're talking!!!!

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By *oubyLoverWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I can’t understand anyone not liking cream tea! Forget the jam though, just lather the cream on and I’m in heaven.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't beat a cream tea... make it a champagne cream tea and now you're talking!!!!

A bloody what?!? I suppose you’ll want a kebab after it to!

Sacrilege

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Love a cream tea.

Pot of tea, warm fresh scones, blackcurrant jam first, then clotted cream.

Best served with the right company

That’s only because the wrong company would try and flick the cream into your cleavage.

Errr, probably

There will be no such behaviour at my table when enjoying one of life’s great pleasantries. Good god man, pull yourself together "

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, essentially a posh cup of tea and a biscuit. And people pay mucho hard earned cash for that?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I've had cream teas on several meets, even one in bed!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sandwiches, cakes and cream, what's not to like.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"So, essentially a posh cup of tea and a biscuit. And people pay mucho hard earned cash for that?"

Heathen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butter

Jam

Clotted cream

Lady Grey

Served on fine China. Jolly spiffing

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Is this a case for 'block and move on'

I like tea, cakes and scones (not fussed about dinky sarnies) and I even like the cake stands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had cream teas on several meets, even one in bed!!

Is it true you joined this site as an excuse just to be able to eat more cream teas? I salute you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate tea

There’s always one. I hope they find a cure and then you to can join us in this exuberant dance on the tastebuds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't beat a cream tea... make it a champagne cream tea and now you're talking!!!!

A bloody what?!? I suppose you’ll want a kebab after it to!

Sacrilege "

You still have tea (English breakfast) scones etc ... all finished off with a glass of champagne... don't knock it till you try it... goes with clotted cream and jam nicely !!!!

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Maybe she was worried about getting cream down her front

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So, essentially a posh cup of tea and a biscuit. And people pay mucho hard earned cash for that?"

So, essentially..... no.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Butter

Jam

Clotted cream

Lady Grey

Served on fine China. Jolly spiffing

Ahhh lady grey...... lesbian tea as my dear aunt calls it. Splendid stuff!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So, essentially a posh cup of tea and a biscuit. And people pay mucho hard earned cash for that?

Heathen!

It’s ok, we can’t all be equal to another.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I can't remember the last time I had a cream tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate tea

There’s always one. I hope they find a cure and then you to can join us in this exuberant dance on the tastebuds "

Guess I could hold my nose and swallow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't remember the last time I had a cream tea

Well my dear, may I suggest one indulges as soon as she can. Do come back and tell us all about it won’t you.... and please, layer the cream and jam accordingly x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which way jam or cream on top ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate tea

There’s always one. I hope they find a cure and then you to can join us in this exuberant dance on the tastebuds

Guess I could hold my nose and swallow

It’s not I’m a celebrity! Although I admire your willingness

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which way jam or cream on top ?

Jam my dear boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate tea

There’s always one. I hope they find a cure and then you to can join us in this exuberant dance on the tastebuds

Guess I could hold my nose and swallow

It’s not I’m a celebrity! Although I admire your willingness "

I like scones and jam and cream but not tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which way jam or cream on top ?

Jam my dear boy "

Glad someone agrees

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By *olliPineCouple
over a year ago

swingers clubs

XY likes a good cream tea

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I like coffee too to be fair but, something about the China cups and classy nature of cream tea is rather good. Now a champagne afternoon tea, well then

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I've had cream teas on several meets, even one in bed!!

Is it true you joined this site as an excuse just to be able to eat more cream teas? I salute you "

It's a good reason!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like coffee too to be fair but, something about the China cups and classy nature of cream tea is rather good. Now a champagne afternoon tea, well then

Champagne now your talking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate tea

There’s always one. I hope they find a cure and then you to can join us in this exuberant dance on the tastebuds

Guess I could hold my nose and swallow

It’s not I’m a celebrity! Although I admire your willingness

I like scones and jam and cream but not tea

Il drink your tea then

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Cream on top.

Vintage china.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had cream teas on several meets, even one in bed!!

Is it true you joined this site as an excuse just to be able to eat more cream teas? I salute you

It's a good reason!

It’s dedication and I admire it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cream on top.

Vintage china."

I agree with it all. Apart from the word “vintage”.

Makes me angry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate tea

There’s always one. I hope they find a cure and then you to can join us in this exuberant dance on the tastebuds

Guess I could hold my nose and swallow

It’s not I’m a celebrity! Although I admire your willingness

I like scones and jam and cream but not tea

Il drink your tea then"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate tea

There’s always one. I hope they find a cure and then you to can join us in this exuberant dance on the tastebuds

Guess I could hold my nose and swallow

It’s not I’m a celebrity! Although I admire your willingness

I like scones and jam and cream but not tea

Il drink your tea then

A problem shared is a problem solved

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Cream on top.

Vintage china.

I agree with it all. Apart from the word “vintage”.

Makes me angry "

Why?

I love the old china. It's beautiful. I will admit that the word 'vintage' is over-used...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cream on top.

Vintage china.

I agree with it all. Apart from the word “vintage”.

Makes me angry

Why?

I love the old china. It's beautiful. I will admit that the word 'vintage' is over-used..."

The word is now used to sell second hand clothing to trendy kids. What used to be £7.50 for dear old Vera’s coat at the local charity/cancer/heart shop is now £100 quid on eBay because it’s “vintage”. What’s worse is people are producing clothing, as New, and calling it “vintage” or..... I swear I saw some items for sale online classed as vintage because they were from way way way back ....2006.

Thank god we still have the antiques road show

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate tea

There’s always one. I hope they find a cure and then you to can join us in this exuberant dance on the tastebuds

Guess I could hold my nose and swallow

It’s not I’m a celebrity! Although I admire your willingness

I like scones and jam and cream but not tea

Il drink your tea then

May I point out that although close enough to enjoy a cream tea together, my age means one can not message you to arrange such splendour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, essentially a posh cup of tea and a biscuit. And people pay mucho hard earned cash for that?

Heathen!

Coffee n donuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So, essentially a posh cup of tea and a biscuit. And people pay mucho hard earned cash for that?

Heathen!

Coffee n donuts

Is another thread entirely. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farmer here.

Cream teas are awesome.

I'd be so chuffed to get asked for one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I love them. Not sure you'd be inclined to want to meet me again after I'd been sat their scoffing them down though

“Them down” ....?

One assumes you are referring to the number of scones served with a cream tea, usually two, and not saying you’d have more than own cream tea "

I would never try to take one off another plate no.....

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I love a cream tea and am rather partial to a good afternoon tea too.

Not Cals thing though.

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cream teas I love but my waistline doesn't. A thing of beauty. Had one at bettys at Harrogate on friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a really quaint little tea room near where I live.... They do the best cream teas

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

"Sorry... not cream pies or anything naughty sadly.

I genuinely want to know who likes a cream tea?

Iv been speaking to a lovely lady, and when I suggested going for one as a social so (shockingly) told me she doesn’t like them.

Now I don’t like cream and I don’t really drink tea, but when you combine those two things with a scone and jam then you’ve basically created the meaning of life.

X"
Just put on your profile you want to take a woman for a cream tea you will have lots of offers I reckon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Love them and have jam and clotted cream at home atm. Bring scones if you want to drop in

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Jam first for me

just to add some more controversy, do you say scone to rhyme with cone or gone?....

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Butter

Jam

Clotted cream

Lady Grey

Served on fine China. Jolly spiffing

I love a Lady Grey. The Earl gets it regularly in my house too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had a cream tea

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