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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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I'm all alone with nothing to do

What are you going to bring for me to eat and how will you amuse me?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I can cook a mean microwave meal

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford


"I'm all alone with nothing to do

What are you going to bring for me to eat and how will you amuse me?"

Sorry miss honey I’m actually enjoying the peace and quiet but I’ll let you know a time for next week if that’s ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm all alone with nothing to do

What are you going to bring for me to eat and how will you amuse me?"

Amuse you? Lazy biatch!

If I’m coming over, I’m your guest. I’ll bring booze though, but I expect red carpet treatment

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I'm all alone with nothing to do

What are you going to bring for me to eat and how will you amuse me?"

Ring donuts on my cock to eat and that should hopefully amuse you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have ultra slow cooked lamb jalfrezi in a pot, along with a mound of naan bread made. I don't do girly drinks so I'll bring my bottles of 'JD' and Captain Morgan spiced. Let's get our curry munch on and get fucked up on the booze.

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford


"I'm all alone with nothing to do

What are you going to bring for me to eat and how will you amuse me?

Ring donuts on my cock to eat and that should hopefully amuse you "

Pineapple rings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa cakes obviously

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm all alone with nothing to do

What are you going to bring for me to eat and how will you amuse me?

Amuse you? Lazy biatch!

If I’m coming over, I’m your guest. I’ll bring booze though, but I expect red carpet treatment "

Well m'lady it's a different story when you are hosting huh?

Ok booze and inappropriate behaviour it is

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By *hinypants77Man
over a year ago

Leeds

You can have half my subway sandwich if you like. BMT on herb and cheese bread. All salad. Bit of mayo and a bit of chilli too!

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I have ultra slow cooked lamb jalfrezi in a pot, along with a mound of naan bread made. I don't do girly drinks so I'll bring my bottles of 'JD' and Captain Morgan spiced. Let's get our curry munch on and get fucked up on the booze. "

Winning

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Jaffa cakes obviously"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to, ah sorry,only read topic title!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 packets of starbursts, some popping candy, a big bottle cherry cola and a multi pack of monster munch.

Plus Home Alone on dvd. Its a classic don't you know

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"2 packets of starbursts, some popping candy, a big bottle cherry cola and a multi pack of monster munch.

Plus Home Alone on dvd. Its a classic don't you know "

That'll do nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm all alone with nothing to do

What are you going to bring for me to eat and how will you amuse me?

Amuse you? Lazy biatch!

If I’m coming over, I’m your guest. I’ll bring booze though, but I expect red carpet treatment

Well m'lady it's a different story when you are hosting huh?

Ok booze and inappropriate behaviour it is "

Perfect xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about you come over to my place in the countryside, I have my log burner lit, nice wool rug to lie on, roast beef slowly cooking and a bottle of red wine

Angel

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

A song and dance written all special for ya

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"How about you come over to my place in the countryside, I have my log burner lit, nice wool rug to lie on, roast beef slowly cooking and a bottle of red wine

Angel"

I shall bring pudding

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"A song and dance written all special for ya "

I'm hoping for a medley of hits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *lackXealMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about you come over to my place in the countryside, I have my log burner lit, nice wool rug to lie on, roast beef slowly cooking and a bottle of red wine

Angel

I shall bring pudding "

Can you bring Bold Girl too?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"A song and dance written all special for ya

I'm hoping for a medley of hits "

We're making a number one album

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mcchicken sandwich meal, milkshake and a Terry’s chocolate orange McFlurry. After you’ve eaten Lacey will brush your hair and masssage your shoulders whilst I read Matilda to you both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm all alone with nothing to do

What are you going to bring for me to eat and how will you amuse me?"

Mmm that all depends....do you like meat? fish? Shellfish? Vegitarian?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Mcchicken sandwich meal, milkshake and a Terry’s chocolate orange McFlurry. After you’ve eaten Lacey, I will brush your hair and masssage your shoulders whilst I read Matilda to you both."

Ftfy

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm all alone with nothing to do

What are you going to bring for me to eat and how will you amuse me?

Mmm that all depends....do you like meat? fish? Shellfish? Vegitarian?"

I like meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mcchicken sandwich meal, milkshake and a Terry’s chocolate orange McFlurry. After you’ve eaten Lacey, I will brush your hair and masssage your shoulders whilst I read Matilda to you both.

Ftfy

"

That works for us

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Pancakes with frothy vanilla root beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm all alone with nothing to do

What are you going to bring for me to eat and how will you amuse me?

Mmm that all depends....do you like meat? fish? Shellfish? Vegitarian?

I like meat "

Hmmm.....what about a nice beef and mushroom stroganoff with wild rice and a nice bottle of red?

Now just need to figure out the amusement....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got chicken casserole in the oven. Or leftover bolognese sauce with pasta.

I'm watching escape to the country so I can scoff at their stupid ideals.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm all alone with nothing to do

What are you going to bring for me to eat and how will you amuse me?

Mmm that all depends....do you like meat? fish? Shellfish? Vegitarian?

I like meat

Hmmm.....what about a nice beef and mushroom stroganoff with wild rice and a nice bottle of red?

Now just need to figure out the amusement...."

I'll take your food, you can keep your wine.

Amusement. You can wrap the pile of gifts whilst I record a number one album with ma peach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm all alone with nothing to do

What are you going to bring for me to eat and how will you amuse me?

Mmm that all depends....do you like meat? fish? Shellfish? Vegitarian?

I like meat

Hmmm.....what about a nice beef and mushroom stroganoff with wild rice and a nice bottle of red?

Now just need to figure out the amusement....

I'll take your food, you can keep your wine.

Amusement. You can wrap the pile of gifts whilst I record a number one album with ma peach "

Deal.

How about I bring my recording equipment and I record the hit for you? Wee studio in the comfort of your own home.

You would end up just having to rewrap all the presents anyway if I did it.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm all alone with nothing to do

What are you going to bring for me to eat and how will you amuse me?

Mmm that all depends....do you like meat? fish? Shellfish? Vegitarian?

I like meat

Hmmm.....what about a nice beef and mushroom stroganoff with wild rice and a nice bottle of red?

Now just need to figure out the amusement....

I'll take your food, you can keep your wine.

Amusement. You can wrap the pile of gifts whilst I record a number one album with ma peach

Deal.

How about I bring my recording equipment and I record the hit for you? Wee studio in the comfort of your own home.

You would end up just having to rewrap all the presents anyway if I did it."

That sounds like a splendid idea.

We shall require you to do it with minimal clothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm all alone with nothing to do

What are you going to bring for me to eat and how will you amuse me?

Mmm that all depends....do you like meat? fish? Shellfish? Vegitarian?

I like meat

Hmmm.....what about a nice beef and mushroom stroganoff with wild rice and a nice bottle of red?

Now just need to figure out the amusement....

I'll take your food, you can keep your wine.

Amusement. You can wrap the pile of gifts whilst I record a number one album with ma peach

Deal.

How about I bring my recording equipment and I record the hit for you? Wee studio in the comfort of your own home.

You would end up just having to rewrap all the presents anyway if I did it.

That sounds like a splendid idea.

We shall require you to do it with minimal clothing "

Is that so?.......Well, just like jamie Oliver is called the naked chef, they call me the naked music producer (well they do now anyway)

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