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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am now classed as obese! (bmi score)

So who wants a cuddle?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are obese then I died five years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll have one

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Mad isn't it. I'm also classed as well overweight by BMI readings.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Mad isn't it. I'm also classed as well overweight by BMI readings."

That's coz they can tell when you are holding your tummy in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mad isn't it. I'm also classed as well overweight by BMI readings."

Is your spiderman and bat-man outfits a little tight now?

*runs*

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Mad isn't it. I'm also classed as well overweight by BMI readings.

That's coz they can tell when you are holding your tummy in "

How do they know I am though? It's just a Wii Fit board, yet it can see me breathing in and accounts for it in it's calculations. So clever these days.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I am now classed as obese! (bmi score)

So who wants a cuddle?! "

Meeeeee!!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Mad isn't it. I'm also classed as well overweight by BMI readings.

Is your spiderman and bat-man outfits a little tight now?

*runs*"

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck!

It's fucking Spider-Man and Batman!!! Not spiderman and Bat-Man AAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!

JESUS HOW MANY TIMES!

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and yes Spider-Man is getting a little 'muffen toppy' lately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mad isn't it. I'm also classed as well overweight by BMI readings.

Is your spiderman and bat-man outfits a little tight now?

*runs*

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck!

It's fucking Mr-Blobby and Fatman!!! Not spiderman and Bat-Man AAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!

JESUS HOW MANY TIMES!

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and yes Mr-Blobby is getting a little 'muffen toppy' lately "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What happened to Robin?

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By *antaMan
over a year ago

Stirling/Alloa

batman ate him lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"What happened to Robin? "

Apparently Robin is called Nightwing now and new Robin is a 13 year old girl who like gymnastics.

Nasty Batman.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Mad isn't it. I'm also classed as well overweight by BMI readings.

That's coz they can tell when you are holding your tummy in

How do they know I am though? It's just a Wii Fit board, yet it can see me breathing in and accounts for it in it's calculations. So clever these days."

It's not that clever. It's just programmed to assess your mass 3 seconds prior to when you expect it to.... just as you are about to inhale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"batman ate him lol "

Correction: Mr-Blobby is the guilty one

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"What happened to Robin? "

He had a change of career and went into greeting card modelling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was classed as borderline obese at 9and half stone so now that i am 10and half stone i must be. i need to loose weight but not easy when you cant exercise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i was classed as borderline obese at 9and half stone so now that i am 10and half stone i must be. i need to loose weight but not easy when you cant exercise"

so you can't exercise but can have sex?.. thats still physical activities of the fun variety :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i was classed as borderline obese at 9and half stone so now that i am 10and half stone i must be. i need to loose weight but not easy when you cant exercise

so you can't exercise but can have sex?.. thats still physical activities of the fun variety :D "

can't beat a sesh in the horizontal gym

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i was classed as borderline obese at 9and half stone so now that i am 10and half stone i must be. i need to loose weight but not easy when you cant exercise

so you can't exercise but can have sex?.. thats still physical activities of the fun variety :D "

true but i would need a lot more than i get to burn the calories and loose weight. apparently that and housework dont count. its brisk walks and running is what you need. it takes me ten min to get up of the sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oopsies

Not many surgeries use the bmi index to measure obesity due to individual muscle mass giving false readings (muscle weighs more than fat). GP's etc just measure waist size. If its too wide for your height then they will advise dieting for health reasons. Also its important where life threatening fat is distributed. If you put on weight evenly on your limbs you are considered pretty fit compared to someone who has a huge belly and skinny limbs.

Also surgeries are now monitoring the amount of fat around internal organs through specialist scanning. The thinnest person on the outside can have lots of life threatening fat around their heart.

BMI readings and calipers are mostly used in gyms who want to shock you into taking out a membership, she said cynically!!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Why would an airline be telling me how fat I am?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Why would an airline be telling me how fat I am?"

Is it when you are trying to sneak on as hand luggage?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Why would an airline be telling me how fat I am?

Is it when you are trying to sneak on as hand luggage?"

I'm lithe, but not that flexible.

(though if you know a girl who is, tell her I said 'Hi')

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Does this mean the site should change its name to fab.fatties now so many are classed as obese

Welcome all you new bbw's and bhm's

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Does this mean the site should change its name to fab.fatties now so many are classed as obese

Welcome all you new bbw's and bhm's "

Well it was never going to be called anorexics anonymous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While not aesthetically pleasing to the eye to some, I'd rather be fit, podgy and live to a ripe old age than to be athletic, thin, diet controlled but six feet under.

Have you ever studied the number of athletes who die at a very young age or suffer from ill health as they age? It's quite surprising.

Everyone knows a health freak in their town or village who has 'dropped down dead' suddenly at a very young age.

Thin and athletic does not mean fit and healthy if you have crap genetics or abuse your body by pushing it too far.

Perhaps we should be stamped with an expiry date on our bottoms at birth according to our dna, but I doubt it would make us live any differently to our chosen way

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

If you want to feel slim, visit America, obese takes on a whole new meaning there

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall


"I am now classed as obese! (bmi score)

So who wants a cuddle?! "

Muscle weighs heavier than fat. Turn round... lets see what you look life from the front lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am now classed as obese! (bmi score)

So who wants a cuddle?!

Muscle weighs heavier than fat. Turn round... lets see what you look life from the front lol x"

i agree sounds like a good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye me too lol xx

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