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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In the mood to banish bad things today so let know what you want me to whip out my wand for and it shall be gone.....

Im starting with the rain, I'm going out tonight and I don't want my hair to frizz

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Self doubt. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Self doubt. Thank you."

With a flick of my wrist it is gone

The tip of my wand fabbed a few pics too

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Self doubt. Thank you.

With a flick of my wrist it is gone

The tip of my wand fabbed a few pics too

Much appreciated x

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By *laymates7Woman
over a year ago

Isle of Wight

Can you cancel my Christmas work do please, I don’t even like half of them. Thank you muchly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you cancel my Christmas work do please, I don’t even like half of them. Thank you muchly "

The crimbo fairies have this one, they've banished the people you don't like and put extra booze behind the bar for the rest of you

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By *laymates7Woman
over a year ago

Isle of Wight

"Can you cancel my Christmas work do please, I don’t even like half of them. Thank you muchly

The crimbo fairies have this one, they've banished the people you don't like and put extra booze behind the bar for the rest of you

Wonderful, thank you.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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The wonky ginger one

The psycho

Mother nature

Money worries

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The wonky ginger one

The psycho

Mother nature

Money worries "

Mother nature is a cuntwaffle, she's out!

Sell your knickers for cash

I don't know what the others are but sure, offus fuckus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Buddha Belly please. I just can't shift it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My Buddha Belly please. I just can't shift it

Spanx are my best friend

But bish bash bosh.... its gone

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By *ysnomiaMan
over a year ago

Preston

"Self doubt. Thank you."

I'd like that gone too please.

Ahh, 'if I wasn't shy' song starts up in my head now - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raKhAoi8V2I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banish my sadness today, not sure if I need fucking hard or just a giant hug that fixes it all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken hearts and missing people please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please banish the flu,, been laid up 2 days now and ruining my weekend fun with my daughter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Banish my sadness today, not sure if I need fucking hard or just a giant hug that fixes it all.

Happy to provide both, I'll bring my other wand

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Self doubt. Thank you.

I'd like that gone too please.

Ahh, 'if I wasn't shy' song starts up in my head now - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raKhAoi8V2I"

Lets all haveva sing song

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Broken hearts and missing people please!

I hear you kitten, I have tits, wine and wand for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Banish my sadness today, not sure if I need fucking hard or just a giant hug that fixes it all.

Happy to provide both, I'll bring my other wand

I must be in a grim place. I can't even be arsed to play with my own wand tonight....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please banish the flu,, been laid up 2 days now and ruining my weekend fun with my daughter. "

Oh no! Flu is the worst! Keep warm and have a brandy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Banish my sadness today, not sure if I need fucking hard or just a giant hug that fixes it all.

Happy to provide both, I'll bring my other wand

I must be in a grim place. I can't even be arsed to play with my own wand tonight....

What? Oh this is severe! Im gonna need reinforcements. Rubi, Strumpet, we have a code blue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Broken hearts and missing people please!

I hear you kitten, I have tits, wine and wand for you

Just what I need!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please banish the flu,, been laid up 2 days now and ruining my weekend fun with my daughter.

Oh no! Flu is the worst! Keep warm and have a brandy

It sure is, curled up under duvet, no brandy but plenty tlc of my little one.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"In the mood to banish bad things today so let know what you want me to whip out my wand for and it shall be gone.....

Im starting with the rain, I'm going out tonight and I don't want my hair to frizz

This cold Ive had for weeks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please banish the flu,, been laid up 2 days now and ruining my weekend fun with my daughter.

Oh no! Flu is the worst! Keep warm and have a brandy

It sure is, curled up under duvet, no brandy but plenty tlc of my little one."

Sounds perfect, well apart from the flu

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In the mood to banish bad things today so let know what you want me to whip out my wand for and it shall be gone.....

Im starting with the rain, I'm going out tonight and I don't want my hair to frizz

This cold Ive had for weeks "

Offus fuckus cold, leave our Beautiful Buxom Red alone.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being ill please. Im bored of it now

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Christmas until December please

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Can you cancel my Christmas work do please, I don’t even like half of them. Thank you muchly "

I am ignoring mine. What? Oh yeah pay you later...this since July

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My backs been killing me all day, quite nice if my aches and pains could bugger off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your clothes

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Men who promise and then renege on the promise. I'm kind of pissed off today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My list is waaaay too big, perhaps you had better banish me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please banish being too picky,bored and cancelling meets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Being ill please. Im bored of it now

Booby hugs xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Christmas until December please

Agreed! Back in the broom cupboard Crimbo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you cancel my Christmas work do please, I don’t even like half of them. Thank you muchly

I am ignoring mine. What? Oh yeah pay you later...this since July

Barstewards

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My backs been killing me all day, quite nice if my aches and pains could bugger off

Oily massage?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your clothes

Oofffttt! Okay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men who promise and then renege on the promise. I'm kind of pissed off today

Oh no!! Men are poo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My list is waaaay too big, perhaps you had better banish me xx"

Hahaha! We'll start with the small stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please banish being too picky,bored and cancelling meets

Agreed!!

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Christmas do dress shopping? Can you magic me a frock fairy godmother style please?

It’s black tie and I loathe shopping with a passion. Changing rooms are too hot, I can never do the zips, I go in and out in the opposite places to where the dress does... gah.

I’d really like something in an emerald green please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Christmas do dress shopping? Can you magic me a frock fairy godmother style please?

It’s black tie and I loathe shopping with a passion. Changing rooms are too hot, I can never do the zips, I go in and out in the opposite places to where the dress does... gah.

I’d really like something in an emerald green please

I have just the thing.... bipperty bopperty boo

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Less cold please fairy Pollyanna and something nice for yourself

guessing which wand you will use for that wish

Madame Boo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Less cold please fairy Pollyanna and something nice for yourself

guessing which wand you will use for that wish

Madame Boo"

Oh you're too kind! Im off to get d*unk so I'm wishing for my legs to get me home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My list is waaaay too big, perhaps you had better banish me xx

Hahaha! We'll start with the small stuff

No just banish me forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please will you smash my fat arse into oblivion?

Hang on... that doesn't sound right.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please will you smash my fat arse into oblivion?

Hang on... that doesn't sound right....."

Sounds right to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My list is waaaay too big, perhaps you had better banish me xx

Hahaha! We'll start with the small stuff

No just banish me forever

I'll put you over my knee if you continue with this talk lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My list is waaaay too big, perhaps you had better banish me xx

Hahaha! We'll start with the small stuff

No just banish me forever

I'll put you over my knee if you continue with this talk lady

Uh-oh

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Men who promise and then renege on the promise. I'm kind of pissed off today

Oh no!! Men are poo

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men who promise and then renege on the promise. I'm kind of pissed off today

Oh no!! Men are poo

Yes

I've a good one so its not all men but for this case! Men are poo!!

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