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The Strictly No Dancing, No Twirling, No Donkeys and No Camels thread, #29

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Here we go!!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Right, I'm off to do something constructive, catcha laterz!

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right, I'm off to do something constructive, catcha laterz!

Xxx"

Thanks _amiss...I got weigh laid xxx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Does dash know theres lots of in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does dash know theres lots of in it"

Spit it out woman ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww no donkeys??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww no donkeys?? "

Plenty of ass's though

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Awww no donkeys?? "
We have 2 donkeys and if someone dont behave herself there will be 3

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right, I'm off to do something constructive, catcha laterz!

Xxx

Thanks _amiss...I got weigh laid xxx"

Hey, lucky you, getting laid!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Does dash know theres lots of in it"

No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Right, I'm off to do something constructive, catcha laterz!

Xxx

Thanks _amiss...I got weigh laid xxx

Hey, lucky you, getting laid!"

whats this getting laid malarky

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Does dash know theres lots of in it

No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first "

flash ya glittery foof at him woman

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Awww no donkeys?? "

Are you volunteering Polarbear?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right, I'm off to do something constructive, catcha laterz!

Xxx

Thanks _amiss...I got weigh laid xxx

Hey, lucky you, getting laid!whats this getting laid malarky"

I've no idea, not something I'm familiar with

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Does dash know theres lots of in it

No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first flash ya glittery foof at him woman"

No, not yet, it might frighten him off

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Does dash know theres lots of in it

No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first flash ya glittery foof at him woman

No, not yet, it might frighten him off "

long as she who must be obeyed dont scare him off

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Does dash know theres lots of in it

No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first flash ya glittery foof at him woman

No, not yet, it might frighten him off long as she who must be obeyed dont scare him off"

Well that's another story!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww no donkeys?? We have 2 donkeys and if someone dont behave herself there will be 3 "

He'd make a very dashing donkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right, I'm off to do something constructive, catcha laterz!

Xxx

Thanks _amiss...I got weigh laid xxx

Hey, lucky you, getting laid!"

As if

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does dash know theres lots of in it

No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first "

The buggers fecked off I think he's got wind off it

Hey that lens faircloughs on telly now

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Awww no donkeys?? We have 2 donkeys and if someone dont behave herself there will be 3

He'd make a very dashing donkey "

Aargh.....you just made me jump...creeping in like that!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right, I'm off to do something constructive, catcha laterz!

Xxx

Thanks _amiss...I got weigh laid xxx

Hey, lucky you, getting laid!whats this getting laid malarky"

Don't you believe all the bloody gossip ffs

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Does dash know theres lots of in it

No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first

The buggers fecked off I think he's got wind off it

Hey that lens faircloughs on telly now"

Haha, they are showing old coronation street episodes, those were the days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does dash know theres lots of in it

No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first flash ya glittery foof at him woman"

Yeah but take your fecking fiver pad off first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww no donkeys??

Are you volunteering Polarbear? "

Another ones who's buggered off...just can't fecking get decent volunteers ffs

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Does dash know theres lots of in it

No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first flash ya glittery foof at him woman

Yeah but take your fecking fiver pad off first "

Actually, I've run out 'til I get to the shops, must remember not to laugh or cough!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Awww no donkeys??

Are you volunteering Polarbear?

Another ones who's buggered off...just can't fecking get decent volunteers ffs "

Lightweights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right, I'm off to do something constructive, catcha laterz!

Xxx

Thanks _amiss...I got weigh laid xxx

Hey, lucky you, getting laid!whats this getting laid malarky

I've no idea, not something I'm familiar with "

Free range eggs ffs woman

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right, I'm off to do something constructive, catcha laterz!

Xxx

Thanks _amiss...I got weigh laid xxx

Hey, lucky you, getting laid!whats this getting laid malarky

I've no idea, not something I'm familiar with

Free range eggs ffs woman "

Hmmm.....not what I heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does dash know theres lots of in it

No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first flash ya glittery foof at him woman

No, not yet, it might frighten him off long as she who must be obeyed dont scare him off"

Feck me..is cosmos about

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Does dash know theres lots of in it

No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first flash ya glittery foof at him woman

No, not yet, it might frighten him off long as she who must be obeyed dont scare him off

Feck me..is cosmos about"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww no donkeys?? We have 2 donkeys and if someone dont behave herself there will be 3

He'd make a very dashing donkey

Aargh.....you just made me jump...creeping in like that!.... "

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Awww no donkeys?? We have 2 donkeys and if someone dont behave herself there will be 3

He'd make a very dashing donkey

Aargh.....you just made me jump...creeping in like that!....

()"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does dash know theres lots of in it

No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first

The buggers fecked off I think he's got wind off it

Hey that lens faircloughs on telly now

Haha, they are showing old coronation street episodes, those were the days! "

Jeez I'm old enough to to remember "all our yesterdays"

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Does dash know theres lots of in it

No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first

The buggers fecked off I think he's got wind off it

Hey that lens faircloughs on telly now

Haha, they are showing old coronation street episodes, those were the days!

Jeez I'm old enough to to remember "all our yesterdays" "

Me too and Andy Pandy and Louby Lou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does dash know theres lots of in it

No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first flash ya glittery foof at him woman

Yeah but take your fecking fiver pad off first

Actually, I've run out 'til I get to the shops, must remember not to laugh or cough! "

I thought you bought them in bulk for £3.50

Ffs woman you need to lay off that fecking drink

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Am I still a donkey? When is dress rehearsal because I’m on the gin so tonight might not work for me

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Does dash know theres lots of in it

No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first flash ya glittery foof at him woman

Yeah but take your fecking fiver pad off first

Actually, I've run out 'til I get to the shops, must remember not to laugh or cough!

I thought you bought them in bulk for £3.50

Ffs woman you need to lay off that fecking drink "

I have to at the moment, back on super strength antibiotics for a week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww no donkeys??

Are you volunteering Polarbear?

Another ones who's buggered off...just can't fecking get decent volunteers ffs

Lightweights "

It's all them full fivers of yours...even fecking nigel was complaining of the fecking smell ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right, I'm off to do something constructive, catcha laterz!

Xxx

Thanks _amiss...I got weigh laid xxx

Hey, lucky you, getting laid!whats this getting laid malarky

I've no idea, not something I'm familiar with

Free range eggs ffs woman

Hmmm.....not what I heard "

It's all your getting off me

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Am I still a donkey? When is dress rehearsal because I’m on the gin so tonight might not work for me "

Not if you don't want to sweetheart,no dress rehearsal yet, still trying to get a cast together. You enjoy your gin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does dash know theres lots of in it

No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first

The buggers fecked off I think he's got wind off it

Hey that lens faircloughs on telly now

Haha, they are showing old coronation street episodes, those were the days!

Jeez I'm old enough to to remember "all our yesterdays"

Me too and Andy Pandy and Louby Lou "

And little has another fecking meaning now

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Awww no donkeys??

Are you volunteering Polarbear?

Another ones who's buggered off...just can't fecking get decent volunteers ffs

Lightweights

It's all them full fivers of yours...even fecking nigel was complaining of the fecking smell ffs"

Poor Nigel!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Does dash know theres lots of in it

No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first

The buggers fecked off I think he's got wind off it

Hey that lens faircloughs on telly now

Haha, they are showing old coronation street episodes, those were the days!

Jeez I'm old enough to to remember "all our yesterdays"

Me too and Andy Pandy and Louby Lou

And little has another fecking meaning now "

Yeah...and the woodentops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I still a donkey? When is dress rehearsal because I’m on the gin so tonight might not work for me "

Well I was going to get a camel outfit but I've just seen the fecking title....so feck nose for the minute.

SAMISS...What the fecks going on ffs?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Am I still a donkey? When is dress rehearsal because I’m on the gin so tonight might not work for me

Well I was going to get a camel outfit but I've just seen the fecking title....so feck nose for the minute.

SAMISS...What the fecks going on ffs?"

I don't think we should have any animals, they're too much trouble, we'll have to improvise, get thinking

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Babs I've decided that you are the fairy godmother

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Am I still a donkey? When is dress rehearsal because I’m on the gin so tonight might not work for me

Well I was going to get a camel outfit but I've just seen the fecking title....so feck nose for the minute.

SAMISS...What the fecks going on ffs?

I don't think we should have any animals, they're too much trouble, we'll have to improvise, get thinking "

hurts to fecking think

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Babs I've decided that you are the fairy godmother "

Aww thank you I love that. I absolutely must wear shiny shoes for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does dash know theres lots of in it

No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first flash ya glittery foof at him woman

Yeah but take your fecking fiver pad off first

Actually, I've run out 'til I get to the shops, must remember not to laugh or cough!

I thought you bought them in bulk for £3.50

Ffs woman you need to lay off that fecking drink

I have to at the moment, back on super strength antibiotics for a week! "

Oh no not the dreaded Metronidazole

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Babs I've decided that you are the fairy godmother

Aww thank you I love that. I absolutely must wear shiny shoes for that "

and a twirly wirly ballgown that lights up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I still a donkey? When is dress rehearsal because I’m on the gin so tonight might not work for me

Not if you don't want to sweetheart,no dress rehearsal yet, still trying to get a cast together. You enjoy your gin. "

It's the perfect tonic

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Babs I've decided that you are the fairy godmother "

Aw she'll be a lovely fairy godmother

Ok luvvies, see you in the twilight zone, I'm off to get dinner and I have an important program to catch later xx

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Does dash know theres lots of in it

No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first flash ya glittery foof at him woman

Yeah but take your fecking fiver pad off first

Actually, I've run out 'til I get to the shops, must remember not to laugh or cough!

I thought you bought them in bulk for £3.50

Ffs woman you need to lay off that fecking drink

I have to at the moment, back on super strength antibiotics for a week!

Oh no not the dreaded Metronidazole "

Oh god, did you have that? I have it with amoxicillin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does dash know theres lots of in it

No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first

The buggers fecked off I think he's got wind off it

Hey that lens faircloughs on telly now

Haha, they are showing old coronation street episodes, those were the days!

Jeez I'm old enough to to remember "all our yesterdays"

Me too and Andy Pandy and Louby Lou

And little has another fecking meaning now

Yeah...and the woodentops! "

I fecking hope that's not a sarcy remark

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Babs I've decided that you are the fairy godmother

Aww thank you I love that. I absolutely must wear shiny shoes for that and a twirly wirly ballgown that lights up"

I can picture it .. so pretty. And I have magical powers and a wand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I still a donkey? When is dress rehearsal because I’m on the gin so tonight might not work for me

Well I was going to get a camel outfit but I've just seen the fecking title....so feck nose for the minute.

SAMISS...What the fecks going on ffs?

I don't think we should have any animals, they're too much trouble, we'll have to improvise, get thinking "

I've fecking got it

We could have a Dominatrix. ..what you think?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Am I still a donkey? When is dress rehearsal because I’m on the gin so tonight might not work for me

Not if you don't want to sweetheart,no dress rehearsal yet, still trying to get a cast together. You enjoy your gin.

It's the perfect tonic "

Is a Fairy Godmother allowed to drink gin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Babs I've decided that you are the fairy godmother "

Oi I have a good fecking casting couch here thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I still a donkey? When is dress rehearsal because I’m on the gin so tonight might not work for me

Well I was going to get a camel outfit but I've just seen the fecking title....so feck nose for the minute.

SAMISS...What the fecks going on ffs?

I don't think we should have any animals, they're too much trouble, we'll have to improvise, get thinking hurts to fecking think"

Bugger off

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Babs I've decided that you are the fairy godmother

Oi I have a good fecking casting couch here thank you "

Oh I’ll pop over in that case

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Babs I've decided that you are the fairy godmother

Oi I have a good fecking casting couch here thank you

Oh I’ll pop over in that case"

it's a trap

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Am I still a donkey? When is dress rehearsal because I’m on the gin so tonight might not work for me

Not if you don't want to sweetheart,no dress rehearsal yet, still trying to get a cast together. You enjoy your gin.

It's the perfect tonic

Is a Fairy Godmother allowed to drink gin? "

only out of a pint glass

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Babs I've decided that you are the fairy godmother

Oi I have a good fecking casting couch here thank you

Oh I’ll pop over in that caseit's a trap"

Nooooo .... not again

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Am I still a donkey? When is dress rehearsal because I’m on the gin so tonight might not work for me

Not if you don't want to sweetheart,no dress rehearsal yet, still trying to get a cast together. You enjoy your gin.

It's the perfect tonic

Is a Fairy Godmother allowed to drink gin? only out of a pint glass"

And with a straw?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Babs I've decided that you are the fairy godmother

Oi I have a good fecking casting couch here thank you

Oh I’ll pop over in that case"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Babs I've decided that you are the fairy godmother

Oi I have a good fecking casting couch here thank you

Oh I’ll pop over in that caseit's a trap"

Feck off you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I still a donkey? When is dress rehearsal because I’m on the gin so tonight might not work for me

Not if you don't want to sweetheart,no dress rehearsal yet, still trying to get a cast together. You enjoy your gin.

It's the perfect tonic

Is a Fairy Godmother allowed to drink gin? only out of a pint glass"

Or a hip flask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Babs I've decided that you are the fairy godmother

Oi I have a good fecking casting couch here thank you

Oh I’ll pop over in that caseit's a trap

Nooooo .... not again "

Don't you believe her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I still a donkey? When is dress rehearsal because I’m on the gin so tonight might not work for me

Not if you don't want to sweetheart,no dress rehearsal yet, still trying to get a cast together. You enjoy your gin.

It's the perfect tonic

Is a Fairy Godmother allowed to drink gin? only out of a pint glass

And with a straw? "

I do a nice line in hip flasks

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Am I still a donkey? When is dress rehearsal because I’m on the gin so tonight might not work for me

Not if you don't want to sweetheart,no dress rehearsal yet, still trying to get a cast together. You enjoy your gin.

It's the perfect tonic

Is a Fairy Godmother allowed to drink gin? only out of a pint glass

And with a straw?

I do a nice line in hip flasks "

shame there always fecking rusty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I still a donkey? When is dress rehearsal because I’m on the gin so tonight might not work for me

Not if you don't want to sweetheart,no dress rehearsal yet, still trying to get a cast together. You enjoy your gin.

It's the perfect tonic

Is a Fairy Godmother allowed to drink gin? only out of a pint glass

And with a straw?

I do a nice line in hip flasks shame there always fecking rusty"

Oi they are Tesco finest stainless fecking steel

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I’m not happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not happy "

If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I’m not happy

If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you "

Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not happy

If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you

Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title "

We need a witch

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I’m not happy

If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you

Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title

We need a witch "

I feel a flounce coming on

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I’m not happy

If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you

Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title

We need a witch "

oi theres only one witch and it aint pink

pink is baroness hardon

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I’m not happy

If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you

Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title

We need a witch oi theres only one witch and it aint pink

pink is baroness hardon"

I don’t have a tinky winky

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I’m not happy

If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you

Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title

We need a witch oi theres only one witch and it aint pink

pink is baroness hardon

I don’t have a tinky winky "

the baron does tho

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I’m not happy

If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you

Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title

We need a witch oi theres only one witch and it aint pink

pink is baroness hardon

I don’t have a tinky winky the baron does tho"

This is sounding much better

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

It has come to my attention where you really were last night mistress

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

No camel's, damn

Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn

Madame Boo

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"No camel's, damn

Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn

Madame Boo"

you could play the nawty leprechauns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not happy

If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you

Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title

We need a witch

I feel a flounce coming on "

Another one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not happy

If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you

Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title

We need a witch oi theres only one witch and it aint pink

pink is baroness hardon"

So who's the fecking witch then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boooooooom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not happy

If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you

Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title

We need a witch oi theres only one witch and it aint pink

pink is baroness hardon

I don’t have a tinky winky "

Thank feck for that...too much of that going on here ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not happy

If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you

Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title

We need a witch oi theres only one witch and it aint pink

pink is baroness hardon

I don’t have a tinky winky the baron does tho"

As do I

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I’m not happy

If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you

Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title

We need a witch oi theres only one witch and it aint pink

pink is baroness hardon

So who's the fecking witch then?"

I thought she was dead

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"No camel's, damn

Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn

Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns "

Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not happy

If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you

Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title

We need a witch oi theres only one witch and it aint pink

pink is baroness hardon

I don’t have a tinky winky the baron does tho

This is sounding much better "

Oi I'll grass you to swing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It has come to my attention where you really were last night mistress"

Oh yeah...I'm listening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No camel's, damn

Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn

Madame Boo"

I can arrange that for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No camel's, damn

Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn

Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns "

Nah I'll think up something for them and cosmos can help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boooooooom"

So the rumours of your demise were wrong then..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not happy

If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you

Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title

We need a witch oi theres only one witch and it aint pink

pink is baroness hardon

So who's the fecking witch then?

I thought she was dead "

No comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No camel's, damn

Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn

Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns

Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage! "

I love heels

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"It has come to my attention where you really were last night mistress

Oh yeah...I'm listening"

You were at the palladium performing in front of wills and kate

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I’m not happy

If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you

Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title

We need a witch oi theres only one witch and it aint pink

pink is baroness hardon

So who's the fecking witch then?

I thought she was dead

No comment "

Thats a fecking first

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"No camel's, damn

Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn

Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns

Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!

I love heels "

A killer necessity

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"No camel's, damn

Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn

Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns

Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!

I love heels

A killer necessity"

oooooo a murder in widow twangys laundry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It has come to my attention where you really were last night mistress

Oh yeah...I'm listeningYou were at the palladium performing in front of wills and kate"

Nope only ever bin to the Hammersmith Palais

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I’m not happy

If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you

Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title

We need a witch oi theres only one witch and it aint pink

pink is baroness hardon

So who's the fecking witch then?

I thought she was dead

No comment Thats a fecking first"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not happy

If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you

Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title

We need a witch oi theres only one witch and it aint pink

pink is baroness hardon

So who's the fecking witch then?

I thought she was dead

No comment Thats a fecking first"

Me tongue got stuck in that fecking big dent in me cheek

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"No camel's, damn

Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn

Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns

Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!

I love heels

A killer necessityoooooo a murder in widow twangys laundry"

There was a brief struggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No camel's, damn

Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn

Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns

Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!

I love heels

A killer necessity"

Original killer Queen here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No camel's, damn

Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn

Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns

Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!

I love heels

A killer necessityoooooo a murder in widow twangys laundry"

 (closed, thread got too big)

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"No camel's, damn

Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn

Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns

Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!

I love heels

A killer necessityoooooo a murder in widow twangys laundry

"

just remember who is widow twangy

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"No camel's, damn

Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn

Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns

Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!

I love heels

A killer necessityoooooo a murder in widow twangys laundry

just remember who is widow twangy "

There will be no living with Foo now! Hes got great pins though

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"No camel's, damn

Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn

Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns

Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!

I love heels

A killer necessity

Original killer Queen here "

A right old B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No camel's, damn

Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn

Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns

Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!

I love heels

A killer necessityoooooo a murder in widow twangys laundry

just remember who is widow twangy "

Not fecking me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No camel's, damn

Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn

Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns

Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!

I love heels

A killer necessityoooooo a murder in widow twangys laundry

just remember who is widow twangy

There will be no living with Foo now! Hes got great pins though "

Just got em out for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No camel's, damn

Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn

Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns

Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!

I love heels

A killer necessity

Original killer Queen here

A right old B"

Oi what's the fecking b stand for

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"No camel's, damn

Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn

Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns

Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!

I love heels

A killer necessity

Original killer Queen here

A right old B

Oi what's the fecking b stand for "

Thought you meant me oooops was saying I'm a right old capital B

Great pins too

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"No camel's, damn

Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn

Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns

Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!

I love heels

A killer necessityoooooo a murder in widow twangys laundry

just remember who is widow twangy

Not fecking me "

yep

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"No camel's, damn

Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn

Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns

Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!

I love heels

A killer necessity

Original killer Queen here

A right old B

Oi what's the fecking b stand for

Thought you meant me oooops was saying I'm a right old capital B

Great pins too"

now her head will swell already had to widen the doors for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No camel's, damn

Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn

Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns

Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!

I love heels

A killer necessity

Original killer Queen here

A right old B

Oi what's the fecking b stand for

Thought you meant me oooops was saying I'm a right old capital B

Great pins too"

Oh ok then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No camel's, damn

Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn

Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns

Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!

I love heels

A killer necessityoooooo a murder in widow twangys laundry

just remember who is widow twangy

Not fecking me yep"

Feck that...do these look like the legs of a fecking old widow ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No camel's, damn

Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn

Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns

Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!

I love heels

A killer necessity

Original killer Queen here

A right old B

Oi what's the fecking b stand for

Thought you meant me oooops was saying I'm a right old capital B

Great pins toonow her head will swell already had to widen the doors for her"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rachael twirls into another thread..

She spins.

She twirls.

Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..

Damnit.

Bar. Get me a drink bitches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rachael twirls into another thread..

She spins.

She twirls.

Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..

Damnit.

Bar. Get me a drink bitches. "

Voddy...Bar the fecker

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Rachael twirls into another thread..

She spins.

She twirls.

Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..

Damnit.

Bar. Get me a drink bitches. "

Rushes over to help rachel up and dust her down pours a large vodka xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Rachael twirls into another thread..

She spins.

She twirls.

Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..

Damnit.

Bar. Get me a drink bitches.

Voddy...Bar the fecker "

i did jump over the bar and get her a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rachael twirls into another thread..

She spins.

She twirls.

Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..

Damnit.

Bar. Get me a drink bitches.

Voddy...Bar the fecker i did jump over the bar and get her a drink"

Gin please. Go easy on the tonic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rachael twirls into another thread..

She spins.

She twirls.

Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..

Damnit.

Bar. Get me a drink bitches. Rushes over to help rachel up and dust her down pours a large vodka xx"

SAMISS...Bar the two of the feckers

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Rachael twirls into another thread..

She spins.

She twirls.

Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..

Damnit.

Bar. Get me a drink bitches.

Voddy...Bar the fecker i did jump over the bar and get her a drink

Gin please. Go easy on the tonic "

pint of gin coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rachael twirls into another thread..

She spins.

She twirls.

Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..

Damnit.

Bar. Get me a drink bitches. Rushes over to help rachel up and dust her down pours a large vodka xx

SAMISS...Bar the two of the feckers "

I’ve spent more time on the step than you’ve enjoyed it roved up ya.

Don’t push it. I’m on gin

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Rachael twirls into another thread..

She spins.

She twirls.

Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..

Damnit.

Bar. Get me a drink bitches. Rushes over to help rachel up and dust her down pours a large vodka xx

SAMISS...Bar the two of the feckers "

why rachels me mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rachael twirls into another thread..

She spins.

She twirls.

Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..

Damnit.

Bar. Get me a drink bitches. Rushes over to help rachel up and dust her down pours a large vodka xx

SAMISS...Bar the two of the feckers why rachels me mate"

we go way back. Fook off leave us alone bully bird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rachael twirls into another thread..

She spins.

She twirls.

Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..

Damnit.

Bar. Get me a drink bitches. Rushes over to help rachel up and dust her down pours a large vodka xx

SAMISS...Bar the two of the feckers

I’ve spent more time on the step than you’ve enjoyed it roved up ya.

Don’t push it. I’m on gin "

Let's start at the very be gin in. Doh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rachael twirls into another thread..

She spins.

She twirls.

Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..

Damnit.

Bar. Get me a drink bitches. Rushes over to help rachel up and dust her down pours a large vodka xx

SAMISS...Bar the two of the feckers why rachels me mate"

Just watch out for the tinkywinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rachael twirls into another thread..

She spins.

She twirls.

Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..

Damnit.

Bar. Get me a drink bitches. Rushes over to help rachel up and dust her down pours a large vodka xx

SAMISS...Bar the two of the feckers

I’ve spent more time on the step than you’ve enjoyed it roved up ya.

Don’t push it. I’m on gin

Let's start at the very be gin in. Doh"

Have you had a few too many?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rachael twirls into another thread..

She spins.

She twirls.

Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..

Damnit.

Bar. Get me a drink bitches. Rushes over to help rachel up and dust her down pours a large vodka xx

SAMISS...Bar the two of the feckers why rachels me mate

we go way back. Fook off leave us alone bully bird. "

Oi I'm just a gadgy with decent pins...not a fecking bird ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rachael twirls into another thread..

She spins.

She twirls.

Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..

Damnit.

Bar. Get me a drink bitches. Rushes over to help rachel up and dust her down pours a large vodka xx

SAMISS...Bar the two of the feckers

I’ve spent more time on the step than you’ve enjoyed it roved up ya.

Don’t push it. I’m on gin

Let's start at the very be gin in. Doh

Have you had a few too many? "

Fecking latte's

Caffeine gets me high now ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rachael twirls into another thread..

She spins.

She twirls.

Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..

Damnit.

Bar. Get me a drink bitches. Rushes over to help rachel up and dust her down pours a large vodka xx

SAMISS...Bar the two of the feckers

I’ve spent more time on the step than you’ve enjoyed it roved up ya.

Don’t push it. I’m on gin

Let's start at the very be gin in. Doh

Have you had a few too many?

Fecking latte's

Caffeine gets me high now ffs"

 (closed, thread got too big)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rachael twirls into another thread..

She spins.

She twirls.

Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..

Damnit.

Bar. Get me a drink bitches. Rushes over to help rachel up and dust her down pours a large vodka xx

SAMISS...Bar the two of the feckers

I’ve spent more time on the step than you’ve enjoyed it roved up ya.

Don’t push it. I’m on gin

Let's start at the very be gin in. Doh

Have you had a few too many?

Fecking latte's

Caffeine gets me high now ffs

"

But I do have a odd shandy

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Rachael twirls into another thread..

She spins.

She twirls.

Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..

Damnit.

Bar. Get me a drink bitches. Rushes over to help rachel up and dust her down pours a large vodka xx

SAMISS...Bar the two of the feckers

I’ve spent more time on the step than you’ve enjoyed it roved up ya.

Don’t push it. I’m on gin

Let's start at the very be gin in. Doh

Have you had a few too many?

Fecking latte's

Caffeine gets me high now ffs

But I do have a odd shandy "

very odd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rachael twirls into another thread..

She spins.

She twirls.

Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..

Damnit.

Bar. Get me a drink bitches. Rushes over to help rachel up and dust her down pours a large vodka xx

SAMISS...Bar the two of the feckers

I’ve spent more time on the step than you’ve enjoyed it roved up ya.

Don’t push it. I’m on gin

Let's start at the very be gin in. Doh

Have you had a few too many?

Fecking latte's

Caffeine gets me high now ffs

But I do have a odd shandy very odd"

Oi I forgot...fecking cosmos can open beer bottles without a fecking bottle opener...she's like wonder women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or even woman ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rachael twirls into another thread..

She spins.

She twirls.

Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..

Damnit.

Bar. Get me a drink bitches. Rushes over to help rachel up and dust her down pours a large vodka xx

SAMISS...Bar the two of the feckers

I’ve spent more time on the step than you’ve enjoyed it roved up ya.

Don’t push it. I’m on gin

Let's start at the very be gin in. Doh

Have you had a few too many?

Fecking latte's

Caffeine gets me high now ffs

But I do have a odd shandy very odd

Oi I forgot...fecking cosmos can open beer bottles without a fecking bottle opener...she's like wonder women "

Chipped one of my teeth doing that thirty years ago.

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over a year ago


"Rachael twirls into another thread..

She spins.

She twirls.

Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..

Damnit.

Bar. Get me a drink bitches. Rushes over to help rachel up and dust her down pours a large vodka xx

SAMISS...Bar the two of the feckers

I’ve spent more time on the step than you’ve enjoyed it roved up ya.

Don’t push it. I’m on gin

Let's start at the very be gin in. Doh

Have you had a few too many?

Fecking latte's

Caffeine gets me high now ffs

But I do have a odd shandy very odd

Oi I forgot...fecking cosmos can open beer bottles without a fecking bottle opener...she's like wonder women

Chipped one of my teeth doing that thirty years ago.

"

Didn't use her teeth....and before you say it no other body openings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi _oddy...your on the forum legends as fecked off

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Oi _oddy...your on the forum legends as fecked off "
that made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command! "

I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!

I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic"

piss head hope theres no truckers around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi _oddy...your on the forum legends as fecked off that made me chuckle"

That Rachael (furum bike) has fucked off too.

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over a year ago


"Oi _oddy...your on the forum legends as fecked off that made me chuckle

That Rachael (furum bike) has fucked off too. "

You pissed.. and forgot your name?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!

I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic"

Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as well

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Oi _oddy...your on the forum legends as fecked off that made me chuckle

That Rachael (furum bike) has fucked off too. "

fecking hope not i love her and her penquin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!

I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hicpiss head hope theres no truckers around"

Eh

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!

I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic

Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as well"

i had to go to the food bank for rachaels gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!

I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic

Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as well"

I've been giving them some of the millicano I bought yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!

I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic

Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as welli had to go to the food bank for rachaels gin"

Feckers never give booze away when I was on the drink ffs

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!

I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hicpiss head hope theres no truckers around

Eh "

you last night at the services ruddy truckers thought you was a hooker told you its all over twitter

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!

I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic

Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as welli had to go to the food bank for rachaels gin"

Well that was good thinking on your part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi _oddy...your on the forum legends as fecked off that made me chuckle

That Rachael (furum bike) has fucked off too. fecking hope not i love her and her penquin"

You’re not allowed to love penguins on this site. You need the dark net for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!

I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hicpiss head hope theres no truckers around

Eh you last night at the services ruddy truckers thought you was a hooker told you its all over twitter"

Feck off you mad cow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!

I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic

Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as welli had to go to the food bank for rachaels gin"

That’s a frickin big budget food bank.

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!

I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic

Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as well

I've been giving them some of the millicano I bought yesterday "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!

I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic

Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as welli had to go to the food bank for rachaels gin

That’s a frickin big budget food bank. "

Fecking southerners get it all on a fecking plate ffs

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!

I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic

Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as welli had to go to the food bank for rachaels gin

That’s a frickin big budget food bank. "

only the best for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!

I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic

Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as welli had to go to the food bank for rachaels gin

That’s a frickin big budget food bank. only the best for you"

Aw fanks. Us northerners are greedy feckers

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!

I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic

Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as welli had to go to the food bank for rachaels gin

That’s a frickin big budget food bank. only the best for you

Aw fanks. Us northerners are greedy feckers "

but your southern now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!

I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic

Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as welli had to go to the food bank for rachaels gin

That’s a frickin big budget food bank. only the best for you

Aw fanks. Us northerners are greedy feckers but your southern now "

Pissst _oddy...watch that fecker...check out the forum leg ends again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!

I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic

Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as welli had to go to the food bank for rachaels gin

That’s a frickin big budget food bank. only the best for you

Aw fanks. Us northerners are greedy feckers but your southern now "

You don’t become French by living there.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!

I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic

Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as welli had to go to the food bank for rachaels gin

That’s a frickin big budget food bank. only the best for you

Aw fanks. Us northerners are greedy feckers but your southern now

You don’t become French by living there. "

nah dont like them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!

I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic

Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as welli had to go to the food bank for rachaels gin

That’s a frickin big budget food bank. only the best for you

Aw fanks. Us northerners are greedy feckers but your southern now

You don’t become French by living there. nah dont like them"

Lol. My point is I haven’t become a southerner by living here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!

I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic

Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as welli had to go to the food bank for rachaels gin

That’s a frickin big budget food bank. only the best for you

Aw fanks. Us northerners are greedy feckers but your southern now

You don’t become French by living there. nah dont like them

Lol. My point is I haven’t become a southerner by living here. "

Which part of the North you from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!

I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic

Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as welli had to go to the food bank for rachaels gin

That’s a frickin big budget food bank. only the best for you

Aw fanks. Us northerners are greedy feckers but your southern now

You don’t become French by living there. nah dont like them

Lol. My point is I haven’t become a southerner by living here.

Which part of the North you from?"

Sheffield.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!

I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic

Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as welli had to go to the food bank for rachaels gin

That’s a frickin big budget food bank. only the best for you

Aw fanks. Us northerners are greedy feckers but your southern now

You don’t become French by living there. nah dont like them

Lol. My point is I haven’t become a southerner by living here.

Which part of the North you from?

Sheffield. "

Feck me that's down south to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!

I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic

Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as welli had to go to the food bank for rachaels gin

That’s a frickin big budget food bank. only the best for you

Aw fanks. Us northerners are greedy feckers but your southern now

You don’t become French by living there. nah dont like them

Lol. My point is I haven’t become a southerner by living here.

Which part of the North you from?

Sheffield.

Feck me that's down south to me "

About twenty miles.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!

I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic

Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as welli had to go to the food bank for rachaels gin

That’s a frickin big budget food bank. only the best for you

Aw fanks. Us northerners are greedy feckers but your southern now

You don’t become French by living there. nah dont like them

Lol. My point is I haven’t become a southerner by living here.

Which part of the North you from?

Sheffield.

Feck me that's down south to me "

bottom of your stairs is down south to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!

I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic

Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as welli had to go to the food bank for rachaels gin

That’s a frickin big budget food bank. only the best for you

Aw fanks. Us northerners are greedy feckers but your southern now

You don’t become French by living there. nah dont like them

Lol. My point is I haven’t become a southerner by living here.

Which part of the North you from?

Sheffield.

Feck me that's down south to me bottom of your stairs is down south to you"

.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!

I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic

Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as welli had to go to the food bank for rachaels gin

That’s a frickin big budget food bank. only the best for you

Aw fanks. Us northerners are greedy feckers but your southern now

You don’t become French by living there. nah dont like them

Lol. My point is I haven’t become a southerner by living here.

Which part of the North you from?

Sheffield.

Feck me that's down south to me

About twenty miles. "

98.3 miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!

I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic

Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as welli had to go to the food bank for rachaels gin

That’s a frickin big budget food bank. only the best for you

Aw fanks. Us northerners are greedy feckers but your southern now

You don’t become French by living there. nah dont like them

Lol. My point is I haven’t become a southerner by living here.

Which part of the North you from?

Sheffield.

Feck me that's down south to me "

bottom of your stairs is down south to you "

Feck off two pairs of stockings makes me dizzy

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