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Worst Blow Job Ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thought I’d do the mirror opposite to the best blow job thread.

Personally, I’d rather have no blow than a blow job.

What makes a blow job bad for you?

Sucks too hard?

Too much teeth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst ever, - I pulled a muscle in my neck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Worst ever, - I pulled a muscle in my neck"

Jesus, you must have been sucking for all you was worth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve seen a woman actually blow. It had no effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worst ever, - I pulled a muscle in my neck

Jesus, you must have been sucking for all you was worth "

Should have used a Dyson

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Two spring to mind. The first was a Japanese woman who seemed to think that not only do you roll the foreskin back, but you also then try to strip all of the skin on the shaft back to the stomach. That is what it felt like she was trying to do anyway.

The second was a woman whose bj felt lovely. But then she decided to suck my testicle and did so with such force that I felt something pop and then pain. That was over ten years ago and I have suffered intermittent pain ever sine.

Please, please be gentle and I'm sure the ladies would appreciate similar care on their lady parts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst had to be the lady who dragged her teeth down the shaft whilst simultaneously digging her nails in to my bollocks. Apparently her hubby loved her technique.

Clearly her hubby has issues!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why I've liked direction. I like being told what to do and how to do it. I guess that cpuld be off putting in itself, but I don't want to do something thats a complete game over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't give the best blow jobs. I'll suck for a bit but I like to lick the penis and sniff it and chew it if they'll let me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A women I met on a regular basis, this one time her Teeth kept scraping down the shaft, bruised up big time after that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything about them really, can I just pass the bj by all together..have a brew instead maybe? Or whatever..just no bj. Thanks all the same though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones who like to scrape teeth along my shaft not nice asked one lady not to so she decided to bite me instead

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Dont think its possible to give a bad one.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

The start of the worst one was where I quickly learned to put both hands in her hair.

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By *ellowyellowXMan
over a year ago

cardiff


"I don't give the best blow jobs. I'll suck for a bit but I like to lick the penis and sniff it and chew it if they'll let me. "

Chew it?! Feral young lady

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By *thena400Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

I'd say the worst is the one she's not freely giving...lacking any enthusiasm, nuance, or desire. Just trying to get it over with, or doing it because she thinks she ought to (or will get something in return?). I'm a woman though; perhaps there are some men who love obligatory cock sucking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worst ever, - I pulled a muscle in my neck

Jesus, you must have been sucking for all you was worth

Should have used a Dyson "

it pays to do warm up exercises before self sacking ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worst ever, - I pulled a muscle in my neck

Jesus, you must have been sucking for all you was worth

Should have used a Dyson

it pays to do warm up exercises before self sacking ......"

I bow to your superior experience

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Worst had to be the lady who dragged her teeth down the shaft whilst simultaneously digging her nails in to my bollocks. Apparently her hubby loved her technique.

Clearly her hubby has issues! "

Yeah bugger that!

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York


"I’ve seen a woman actually blow. It had no effect "

I remember a girl at school did that to one of the lads, she got ripped for it for months lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve seen a woman actually blow. It had no effect

I remember a girl at school did that to one of the lads, she got ripped for it for months lol!"

#sowrong

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