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Polly put the kettle on......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im out of biscuits but I've got cake tonight

What you having?

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I’m just in, have bypassed the kettle and gone straight for the gin. I have olives with chilli and garlic too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m just in, have bypassed the kettle and gone straight for the gin. I have olives with chilli and garlic too "

Room for a little one? I'll bring more gin

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Why don’t we all share a gin with _s_mac first then have a slice of lemon drizzle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a slice after I've demolished these chicken balls please gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bypass the kettle polly darling, we’ll soon warm your cockles

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull


"Im out of biscuits but I've got cake tonight

What you having?"

would your cake go with vodka and

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By *othrockercplCouple
over a year ago

Halloween Town

Phish food ice-cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why don’t we all share a gin with _s_mac first then have a slice of lemon drizzle? "

Sounds like a plan

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a slice after I've demolished these chicken balls please gorgeous "

Save one for me petal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still have a packet of choc hobnobs that I’m meant to deliver to someone on here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bypass the kettle polly darling, we’ll soon warm your cockles "

Oohhhh you guys

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im out of biscuits but I've got cake tonight

What you having?would your cake go with vodka and "

Sod the cake, we'll order a curry once we're shitfaced

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Phish food ice-cream "

Spoon at the ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have a slice after I've demolished these chicken balls please gorgeous

Save one for me petal "

Come share...there's always too many!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I still have a packet of choc hobnobs that I’m meant to deliver to someone on here!"

I do love a hob of nob

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"I’m just in, have bypassed the kettle and gone straight for the gin. I have olives with chilli and garlic too

Room for a little one? I'll bring more gin "

Come on over!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a slice after I've demolished these chicken balls please gorgeous

Save one for me petal

Come share...there's always too many! "

You're good to me you pretty little strumpet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m just in, have bypassed the kettle and gone straight for the gin. I have olives with chilli and garlic too

Room for a little one? I'll bring more gin

Come on over! "

Oh good, I'm already on my way

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Why don’t we all share a gin with _s_mac first then have a slice of lemon drizzle? "

I make a great lemon drizzle, if I do say so myself, I can have one made by the time you both get here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why don’t we all share a gin with _s_mac first then have a slice of lemon drizzle?

I make a great lemon drizzle, if I do say so myself, I can have one made by the time you both get here "

You had me at gin! Now I know you bake I'm a little in love with you too

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Why don’t we all share a gin with _s_mac first then have a slice of lemon drizzle?

I make a great lemon drizzle, if I do say so myself, I can have one made by the time you both get here "

And you could maybe bring one to the social next week?

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Just home. I can feel a migraine trying to poke it's way through my frontal lobes. Earl Grey it is for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just home. I can feel a migraine trying to poke it's way through my frontal lobes. Earl Grey it is for me. "

Oh no! You poor thing! Booby hugs for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ale for me tonight, please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like cake. Can I have tea and snuggles instead please?

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"Just home. I can feel a migraine trying to poke it's way through my frontal lobes. Earl Grey it is for me.

Oh no! You poor thing! Booby hugs for you "

I cannot overstate the incredible therapeutic benefit of boobs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ale for me tonight, please "

D*unken pup

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't like cake. Can I have tea and snuggles instead please? "

Dont like cake?! Its a good job you're a proper sort

Snuggles a plenty for you tonight you poorly princess x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just home. I can feel a migraine trying to poke it's way through my frontal lobes. Earl Grey it is for me.

Oh no! You poor thing! Booby hugs for you

I cannot overstate the incredible therapeutic benefit of boobs. "

Boobs make everything better, its a fact!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ale for me tonight, please

D*unken pup "

I will be later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ale for me tonight, please

D*unken pup

I will be later "

Have fun

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Why don’t we all share a gin with _s_mac first then have a slice of lemon drizzle?

I make a great lemon drizzle, if I do say so myself, I can have one made by the time you both get here

And you could maybe bring one to the social next week? "

I will see what I can do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prolly put the kettle on, also take your knicker off

I like to admire u while I sip the tea...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheesy beans on toast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Prolly put the kettle on, also take your knicker off

I like to admire u while I sip the tea..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cheesy beans on toast"

Chuck an egg on top too

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm not sure if I should open the gin or brandy tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not sure if I should open the gin or brandy tonight."

Brandy...bring me one?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Im baking a birthday cake can make more if people want cake or I could knock up a hobnob type biscuit won't take long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not sure if I should open the gin or brandy tonight.

Brandy...bring me one? "

Oooh any brandy left for me sweet

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'm not sure if I should open the gin or brandy tonight.

Brandy...bring me one? "

Would madam like that neat or with a mixer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im baking a birthday cake can make more if people want cake or I could knock up a hobnob type biscuit won't take long "

I cant speak for everyone else but its a yes please from me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not sure if I should open the gin or brandy tonight."

Ive got gin, but I like a brandy before bed

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Hey Pollyanna

I have lemon and poppy seed cake and decaf coffee pods so I can drink it around the clock now without looking like a Tasmanian devil

Happy to share

Madame Boo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Pollyanna

I have lemon and poppy seed cake and decaf coffee pods so I can drink it around the clock now without looking like a Tasmanian devil

Happy to share

Madame Boo"

That sounds amazing!! You're very kind

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'm not sure if I should open the gin or brandy tonight.

Ive got gin, but I like a brandy before bed "

I'll bring the brandy round then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not sure if I should open the gin or brandy tonight.

Brandy...bring me one?

Would madam like that neat or with a mixer."

Coke please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Homemade pecan pie and coffee, plenty to share x

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'm not sure if I should open the gin or brandy tonight.

Brandy...bring me one?

Would madam like that neat or with a mixer.

Coke please! "

Of course madam. Ice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not sure if I should open the gin or brandy tonight.

Brandy...bring me one?

Would madam like that neat or with a mixer.

Coke please!

Of course madam. Ice?"

Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought a new kettle today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're always too late!, I've just mashed up and had dinner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Homemade pecan pie and coffee, plenty to share x"

You're a keeper

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bought a new kettle today "

Ooh you just flicked my switch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're always too late!, I've just mashed up and had dinner. "

I am always late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Homemade pecan pie and coffee, plenty to share x

You're a keeper "

And likewise, lovely lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bought a new kettle today

Ooh you just flicked my switch "

Oh and did I mention I have chocolate cake

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

I've got coffee, croissants and digestive biscuits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bought a new kettle today

Ooh you just flicked my switch

Oh and did I mention I have chocolate cake"

Give me an hour

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got coffee, croissants and digestive biscuits "

Croissants are for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got coffee, croissants and digestive biscuits

Croissants are for breakfast "

I can get some before you wake

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"I've got coffee, croissants and digestive biscuits

Croissants are for breakfast "

I thought you were staying the night

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Im baking a birthday cake can make more if people want cake or I could knock up a hobnob type biscuit won't take long

I cant speak for everyone else but its a yes please from me "

As it's you how many would you like

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

No biscuits?

No cake?

I’m shocked and disgusted!! Want a custard cream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im out of biscuits but I've got cake tonight

What you having?"

I’m having some lemon drizzle cake, please!

Wanna share Pol?

And a serving of cyanide for the gossiping bitchhood I’m in a treat people how they treat me mood. Bring it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im out of biscuits but I've got cake tonight

What you having?

I’m having some lemon drizzle cake, please!

Wanna share Pol?

And a serving of cyanide for the gossiping bitchhood I’m in a treat people how they treat me mood. Bring it. "

You look hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im out of biscuits but I've got cake tonight

What you having?

I’m having some lemon drizzle cake, please!

Wanna share Pol?

And a serving of cyanide for the gossiping bitchhood I’m in a treat people how they treat me mood. Bring it.

You look hot"

Thank you. I’m angry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got coffee, croissants and digestive biscuits

Croissants are for breakfast

I can get some before you wake "

We're getting some sleep?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got coffee, croissants and digestive biscuits

Croissants are for breakfast

I thought you were staying the night "

Cutie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im baking a birthday cake can make more if people want cake or I could knock up a hobnob type biscuit won't take long

I cant speak for everyone else but its a yes please from me

As it's you how many would you like "

Just the one, I shan't be greedy

Thank you lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No biscuits?

No cake?

I’m shocked and disgusted!! Want a custard cream? "

I may have saved one for you

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Im baking a birthday cake can make more if people want cake or I could knock up a hobnob type biscuit won't take long

I cant speak for everyone else but its a yes please from me

As it's you how many would you like

Just the one, I shan't be greedy

Thank you lovely "

I'll make you a dozen or two you can save the ones you don't rat tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im out of biscuits but I've got cake tonight

What you having?

I’m having some lemon drizzle cake, please!

Wanna share Pol?

And a serving of cyanide for the gossiping bitchhood I’m in a treat people how they treat me mood. Bring it. "

Ooh I'll share some cake thanks gorgeous!

And I'm worried for whoever crossed you, rookies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im baking a birthday cake can make more if people want cake or I could knock up a hobnob type biscuit won't take long

I cant speak for everyone else but its a yes please from me

As it's you how many would you like

Just the one, I shan't be greedy

Thank you lovely

I'll make you a dozen or two you can save the ones you don't eat tonight "

I thank you kindly, my waistline does not but she's just narky coz shes hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Cyanide added by poster at 24/11/17 20:53:44]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!!"

Its in the shape of a penguin

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!!"

I'll pop it round....

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"No biscuits?

No cake?

I’m shocked and disgusted!! Want a custard cream?

I may have saved one for you "

I’ll swap a nibble on yours, for a nibble on mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im out of biscuits but I've got cake tonight

What you having?

I’m having some lemon drizzle cake, please!

Wanna share Pol?

And a serving of cyanide for the gossiping bitchhood I’m in a treat people how they treat me mood. Bring it.

Ooh I'll share some cake thanks gorgeous!

And I'm worried for whoever crossed you, rookies "

It’s really lush and moist! Hands you some..

It’s a projection of themselves. It matters no more, just disappointed as it was someone I had respected, but actually doesn’t follow their own preaching.

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"I've got coffee, croissants and digestive biscuits

Croissants are for breakfast

I thought you were staying the night

Cutie "

You are too kind mesmeriser

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No biscuits?

No cake?

I’m shocked and disgusted!! Want a custard cream?

I may have saved one for you

I’ll swap a nibble on yours, for a nibble on mine "

I take a big bite, be warned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I get a hot port, please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could I get a hot port, please? "

Oooh nice call!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im out of biscuits but I've got cake tonight

What you having?

I’m having some lemon drizzle cake, please!

Wanna share Pol?

And a serving of cyanide for the gossiping bitchhood I’m in a treat people how they treat me mood. Bring it.

Ooh I'll share some cake thanks gorgeous!

And I'm worried for whoever crossed you, rookies

It’s really lush and moist! Hands you some..

It’s a projection of themselves. It matters no more, just disappointed as it was someone I had respected, but actually doesn’t follow their own preaching. "

Tell me all about it while I feed you cake, pour you wine and stroke your hair

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could I get a hot port, please? "

Oh nicely done, I've a nice camembert I can warm up with some crusty bread if you'd like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im out of biscuits but I've got cake tonight

What you having?

I’m having some lemon drizzle cake, please!

Wanna share Pol?

And a serving of cyanide for the gossiping bitchhood I’m in a treat people how they treat me mood. Bring it.

Ooh I'll share some cake thanks gorgeous!

And I'm worried for whoever crossed you, rookies

It’s really lush and moist! Hands you some..

It’s a projection of themselves. It matters no more, just disappointed as it was someone I had respected, but actually doesn’t follow their own preaching.

Tell me all about it while I feed you cake, pour you wine and stroke your hair "

Thank you. *snuggles in*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!!

Its in the shape of a penguin

"

Nooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!!

I'll pop it round...."

Doors open

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!!

Its in the shape of a penguin

Nooooooooo "

Are you penguinist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!!

Its in the shape of a penguin

Nooooooooo

Are you penguinist? "

For one night only...

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!!

I'll pop it round....

Doors open "

I'm on my way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!!

I'll pop it round....

Doors open

I'm on my way"

Do we have a match? Oh wait, wrong thread

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Im baking a birthday cake can make more if people want cake or I could knock up a hobnob type biscuit won't take long

I cant speak for everyone else but its a yes please from me

As it's you how many would you like

Just the one, I shan't be greedy

Thank you lovely

I'll make you a dozen or two you can save the ones you don't eat tonight

I thank you kindly, my waistline does not but she's just narky coz shes hungry "

I'll post them to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!!

I'll pop it round....

Doors open

I'm on my way

Do we have a match? Oh wait, wrong thread "

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!!

I'll pop it round....

Doors open

I'm on my way

Do we have a match? Oh wait, wrong thread "

OMG....don't go pinching Kinkys thread, thats her little obsession, sorry I mean baby.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!!

I'll pop it round....

Doors open

I'm on my way

Do we have a match? Oh wait, wrong thread

OMG....don't go pinching Kinkys thread, thats her little obsession, sorry I mean baby."

No way, no pinching here!

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!!

I'll pop it round....

Doors open

I'm on my way

Do we have a match? Oh wait, wrong thread

OMG....don't go pinching Kinkys thread, thats her little obsession, sorry I mean baby.

No way, no pinching here! "

*pinches Pollyanna gently and passes her a digestive*

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Disco biscuits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!!

I'll pop it round....

Doors open

I'm on my way

Do we have a match? Oh wait, wrong thread

OMG....don't go pinching Kinkys thread, thats her little obsession, sorry I mean baby.

No way, no pinching here!

*pinches Pollyanna gently and passes her a digestive* "

Pinches me where?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Disco biscuits "

If that means the same in Manchester as it does in Liverpool then im afraid theres none of them here

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!!

I'll pop it round....

Doors open

I'm on my way

Do we have a match? Oh wait, wrong thread

OMG....don't go pinching Kinkys thread, thats her little obsession, sorry I mean baby.

No way, no pinching here!

*pinches Pollyanna gently and passes her a digestive*

Pinches me where? "

The gentleman in me says on the arm but the devil in me says your profile pic

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"Disco biscuits

If that means the same in Manchester as it does in Liverpool then im afraid theres none of them here "

non here either however I went to aldi and they actually sold disco biscuits it cracked me up. Now called groovy biscuits hahaha ace x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!!

I'll pop it round....

Doors open

I'm on my way

Do we have a match? Oh wait, wrong thread

OMG....don't go pinching Kinkys thread, thats her little obsession, sorry I mean baby.

No way, no pinching here!

*pinches Pollyanna gently and passes her a digestive*

Pinches me where?

The gentleman in me says on the arm but the devil in me says your profile pic "

That ass needs more than a pinch! Grab a handful

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over a year ago


"Disco biscuits

If that means the same in Manchester as it does in Liverpool then im afraid theres none of them here non here either however I went to aldi and they actually sold disco biscuits it cracked me up. Now called groovy biscuits hahaha ace x"

No way?? Thats hilarious

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Swear on my life. I wonder why they changed to groovy? ? They even had smarties on hahaha true story x

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!!

I'll pop it round....

Doors open

I'm on my way

Do we have a match? Oh wait, wrong thread

OMG....don't go pinching Kinkys thread, thats her little obsession, sorry I mean baby.

No way, no pinching here!

*pinches Pollyanna gently and passes her a digestive*

Pinches me where?

The gentleman in me says on the arm but the devil in me says your profile pic

That ass needs more than a pinch! Grab a handful "

Oh If you insist

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Swear on my life. I wonder why they changed to groovy? ? They even had smarties on hahaha true story x"

Too many bag heads trying get off their barnets in aisle 3 perhaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Whispa hot chocolate and some 72% dark chocolate. I'm in bed with a headache and I'm cold. The heating has just been turned up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A Whispa hot chocolate and some 72% dark chocolate. I'm in bed with a headache and I'm cold. The heating has just been turned up "

Wispa hot chocolate?? Is this real??

Ive just died and gone to chocolate heaven

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"A Whispa hot chocolate and some 72% dark chocolate. I'm in bed with a headache and I'm cold. The heating has just been turned up

Wispa hot chocolate?? Is this real??

Ive just died and gone to chocolate heaven "

You can get quite a few chocolate baby brands as hot chocolate drinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A Whispa hot chocolate and some 72% dark chocolate. I'm in bed with a headache and I'm cold. The heating has just been turned up

Wispa hot chocolate?? Is this real??

Ive just died and gone to chocolate heaven

You can get quite a few chocolate baby brands as hot chocolate drinks "

Im already in bed bring me one?

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"A Whispa hot chocolate and some 72% dark chocolate. I'm in bed with a headache and I'm cold. The heating has just been turned up

Wispa hot chocolate?? Is this real??

Ive just died and gone to chocolate heaven

You can get quite a few chocolate baby brands as hot chocolate drinks

Im already in bed bring me one? "

To the ends of the earth my lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Whispa hot chocolate and some 72% dark chocolate. I'm in bed with a headache and I'm cold. The heating has just been turned up

Wispa hot chocolate?? Is this real??

Ive just died and gone to chocolate heaven "

Comes in sachets, 4 for £1 in Morrisons. It's just like a liquid Whispa.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A Whispa hot chocolate and some 72% dark chocolate. I'm in bed with a headache and I'm cold. The heating has just been turned up

Wispa hot chocolate?? Is this real??

Ive just died and gone to chocolate heaven

Comes in sachets, 4 for £1 in Morrisons. It's just like a liquid Whispa. "

Im off there in the morning! Thanks for the tip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Whispa hot chocolate and some 72% dark chocolate. I'm in bed with a headache and I'm cold. The heating has just been turned up

Wispa hot chocolate?? Is this real??

Ive just died and gone to chocolate heaven

Comes in sachets, 4 for £1 in Morrisons. It's just like a liquid Whispa.

Im off there in the morning! Thanks for the tip "

You're welcome

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