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"Im out of biscuits but I've got cake tonight ![]() would your cake go with vodka and | |||
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"Why don’t we all share a gin with _s_mac first then have a slice of lemon drizzle? ![]() Sounds like a plan ![]() | |||
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"I'll have a slice after I've demolished these chicken balls please gorgeous ![]() Save one for me petal ![]() | |||
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"Bypass the kettle polly darling, we’ll soon warm your cockles ![]() Oohhhh you guys ![]() | |||
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"Im out of biscuits but I've got cake tonight ![]() Sod the cake, we'll order a curry once we're shitfaced ![]() | |||
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"I'll have a slice after I've demolished these chicken balls please gorgeous ![]() ![]() Come share...there's always too many! ![]() | |||
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"I still have a packet of choc hobnobs that I’m meant to deliver to someone on here!" I do love a hob of nob ![]() | |||
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"I’m just in, have bypassed the kettle and gone straight for the gin. I have olives with chilli and garlic too ![]() ![]() Come on over! ![]() | |||
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"I'll have a slice after I've demolished these chicken balls please gorgeous ![]() ![]() ![]() You're good to me you pretty little strumpet ![]() | |||
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"I’m just in, have bypassed the kettle and gone straight for the gin. I have olives with chilli and garlic too ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh good, I'm already on my way ![]() | |||
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"Why don’t we all share a gin with _s_mac first then have a slice of lemon drizzle? ![]() I make a great lemon drizzle, if I do say so myself, I can have one made by the time you both get here ![]() | |||
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"Why don’t we all share a gin with _s_mac first then have a slice of lemon drizzle? ![]() ![]() You had me at gin! Now I know you bake I'm a little in love with you too ![]() | |||
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"Why don’t we all share a gin with _s_mac first then have a slice of lemon drizzle? ![]() ![]() And you could maybe bring one to the social next week? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Just home. I can feel a migraine trying to poke it's way through my frontal lobes. Earl Grey it is for me. " Oh no! You poor thing! Booby hugs for you ![]() | |||
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"Just home. I can feel a migraine trying to poke it's way through my frontal lobes. Earl Grey it is for me. Oh no! You poor thing! Booby hugs for you ![]() I cannot overstate the incredible therapeutic benefit of boobs. | |||
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"I don't like cake. Can I have tea and snuggles instead please? " Dont like cake?! Its a good job you're a proper sort ![]() | |||
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"Just home. I can feel a migraine trying to poke it's way through my frontal lobes. Earl Grey it is for me. Oh no! You poor thing! Booby hugs for you ![]() Boobs make everything better, its a fact! ![]() | |||
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"Ale for me tonight, please ![]() ![]() ![]() I will be later ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ale for me tonight, please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Have fun ![]() | |||
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"Why don’t we all share a gin with _s_mac first then have a slice of lemon drizzle? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I will see what I can do ![]() | |||
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"Prolly put the kettle on, also take your knicker off ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm not sure if I should open the gin or brandy tonight." Brandy...bring me one? ![]() | |||
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"I'm not sure if I should open the gin or brandy tonight. Brandy...bring me one? ![]() Oooh any brandy left for me sweet ![]() | |||
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"I'm not sure if I should open the gin or brandy tonight. Brandy...bring me one? ![]() Would madam like that neat or with a mixer. | |||
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"Im baking a birthday cake can make more if people want cake or I could knock up a hobnob type biscuit won't take long " I cant speak for everyone else but its a yes please from me ![]() | |||
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"I'm not sure if I should open the gin or brandy tonight." Ive got gin, but I like a brandy before bed ![]() | |||
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"Hey Pollyanna I have lemon and poppy seed cake and decaf coffee pods so I can drink it around the clock now without looking like a Tasmanian devil ![]() That sounds amazing!! You're very kind ![]() | |||
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"I'm not sure if I should open the gin or brandy tonight. Ive got gin, but I like a brandy before bed ![]() I'll bring the brandy round then.... ![]() | |||
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"I'm not sure if I should open the gin or brandy tonight. Brandy...bring me one? ![]() Coke please! ![]() | |||
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"I'm not sure if I should open the gin or brandy tonight. Brandy...bring me one? ![]() ![]() Of course madam. Ice? | |||
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"I'm not sure if I should open the gin or brandy tonight. Brandy...bring me one? ![]() ![]() Please ![]() | |||
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"Homemade pecan pie and coffee, plenty to share x" You're a keeper ![]() | |||
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"I bought a new kettle today ![]() Ooh you just flicked my switch ![]() | |||
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"You're always too late!, I've just mashed up and had dinner. ![]() I am always late ![]() | |||
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"Homemade pecan pie and coffee, plenty to share x You're a keeper ![]() And likewise, lovely lady ![]() | |||
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"I bought a new kettle today ![]() ![]() Oh and did I mention I have chocolate cake ![]() | |||
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"I bought a new kettle today ![]() ![]() ![]() Give me an hour ![]() | |||
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"I've got coffee, croissants and digestive biscuits ![]() Croissants are for breakfast ![]() | |||
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"I've got coffee, croissants and digestive biscuits ![]() ![]() I can get some before you wake ![]() | |||
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"I've got coffee, croissants and digestive biscuits ![]() ![]() I thought you were staying the night ![]() | |||
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"Im baking a birthday cake can make more if people want cake or I could knock up a hobnob type biscuit won't take long I cant speak for everyone else but its a yes please from me ![]() As it's you how many would you like | |||
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"Im out of biscuits but I've got cake tonight ![]() I’m having some lemon drizzle cake, please! Wanna share Pol? And a serving of cyanide for the gossiping bitchhood ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Im out of biscuits but I've got cake tonight ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You look hot ![]() | |||
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"Im out of biscuits but I've got cake tonight ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thank you. I’m angry. ![]() | |||
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"I've got coffee, croissants and digestive biscuits ![]() ![]() ![]() We're getting some sleep? ![]() | |||
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"I've got coffee, croissants and digestive biscuits ![]() ![]() ![]() Cutie ![]() | |||
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"Im baking a birthday cake can make more if people want cake or I could knock up a hobnob type biscuit won't take long I cant speak for everyone else but its a yes please from me ![]() Just the one, I shan't be greedy ![]() ![]() | |||
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"No biscuits? No cake? I’m shocked and disgusted!! Want a custard cream? ![]() I may have saved one for you ![]() | |||
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"Im baking a birthday cake can make more if people want cake or I could knock up a hobnob type biscuit won't take long I cant speak for everyone else but its a yes please from me ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll make you a dozen or two you can save the ones you don't rat tonight ![]() | |||
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"Im out of biscuits but I've got cake tonight ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ooh I'll share some cake thanks gorgeous! And I'm worried for whoever crossed you, rookies ![]() | |||
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"Im baking a birthday cake can make more if people want cake or I could knock up a hobnob type biscuit won't take long I cant speak for everyone else but its a yes please from me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I thank you kindly, my waistline does not but she's just narky coz shes hungry ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!!" Its in the shape of a penguin ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!!" I'll pop it round.... ![]() | |||
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"No biscuits? No cake? I’m shocked and disgusted!! Want a custard cream? ![]() ![]() I’ll swap a nibble on yours, for a nibble on mine ![]() | |||
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"Im out of biscuits but I've got cake tonight ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It’s really lush and moist! Hands you some.. It’s a projection of themselves. It matters no more, just disappointed as it was someone I had respected, but actually doesn’t follow their own preaching. | |||
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"I've got coffee, croissants and digestive biscuits ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You are too kind ![]() ![]() | |||
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"No biscuits? No cake? I’m shocked and disgusted!! Want a custard cream? ![]() ![]() ![]() I take a big bite, be warned ![]() | |||
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"Im out of biscuits but I've got cake tonight ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Tell me all about it while I feed you cake, pour you wine and stroke your hair ![]() | |||
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"Could I get a hot port, please? ![]() Oh nicely done, I've a nice camembert I can warm up with some crusty bread if you'd like ![]() | |||
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"Im out of biscuits but I've got cake tonight ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thank you. *snuggles in* | |||
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"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!! Its in the shape of a penguin ![]() Nooooooooo | |||
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"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!! I'll pop it round.... ![]() Doors open ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!! Its in the shape of a penguin ![]() Are you penguinist? ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!! Its in the shape of a penguin ![]() ![]() For one night only... ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!! I'll pop it round.... ![]() ![]() I'm on my way | |||
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"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!! I'll pop it round.... ![]() ![]() Do we have a match? Oh wait, wrong thread ![]() | |||
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"Im baking a birthday cake can make more if people want cake or I could knock up a hobnob type biscuit won't take long I cant speak for everyone else but its a yes please from me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll post them to you ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!! I'll pop it round.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!! I'll pop it round.... ![]() ![]() ![]() OMG....don't go pinching Kinkys thread, thats her little obsession, sorry I mean baby. | |||
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"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!! I'll pop it round.... ![]() ![]() ![]() No way, no pinching here! ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!! I'll pop it round.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() *pinches Pollyanna gently and passes her a digestive* ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!! I'll pop it round.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Pinches me where? ![]() | |||
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"Disco biscuits " If that means the same in Manchester as it does in Liverpool then im afraid theres none of them here ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!! I'll pop it round.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The gentleman in me says on the arm but the devil in me says your profile pic ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Disco biscuits If that means the same in Manchester as it does in Liverpool then im afraid theres none of them here ![]() non here either however I went to aldi and they actually sold disco biscuits it cracked me up. Now called groovy biscuits hahaha ace x | |||
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"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!! I'll pop it round.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That ass needs more than a pinch! Grab a handful ![]() | |||
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"Disco biscuits If that means the same in Manchester as it does in Liverpool then im afraid theres none of them here ![]() No way?? Thats hilarious ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!! I'll pop it round.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh If you insist ![]() | |||
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"Swear on my life. I wonder why they changed to groovy? ? They even had smarties on hahaha true story x" Too many bag heads trying get off their barnets in aisle 3 perhaps ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A Whispa hot chocolate and some 72% dark chocolate. I'm in bed with a headache and I'm cold. The heating has just been turned up ![]() Wispa hot chocolate?? Is this real?? Ive just died and gone to chocolate heaven ![]() | |||
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"A Whispa hot chocolate and some 72% dark chocolate. I'm in bed with a headache and I'm cold. The heating has just been turned up ![]() ![]() You can get quite a few chocolate baby brands as hot chocolate drinks ![]() | |||
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"A Whispa hot chocolate and some 72% dark chocolate. I'm in bed with a headache and I'm cold. The heating has just been turned up ![]() ![]() ![]() Im already in bed ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A Whispa hot chocolate and some 72% dark chocolate. I'm in bed with a headache and I'm cold. The heating has just been turned up ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() To the ends of the earth my lady ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A Whispa hot chocolate and some 72% dark chocolate. I'm in bed with a headache and I'm cold. The heating has just been turned up ![]() ![]() Comes in sachets, 4 for £1 in Morrisons. It's just like a liquid Whispa. | |||
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"A Whispa hot chocolate and some 72% dark chocolate. I'm in bed with a headache and I'm cold. The heating has just been turned up ![]() ![]() Im off there in the morning! Thanks for the tip ![]() | |||
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"A Whispa hot chocolate and some 72% dark chocolate. I'm in bed with a headache and I'm cold. The heating has just been turned up ![]() ![]() ![]() You're welcome ![]() | |||
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