FabSwingers.com forum: Get your tips out!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No its not a spelling mistake!

Leave a funny tip/advice/fact for the next poster.

Could be about anything

• you can keep cake moist by eating it all in one sitting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can dry out a wet mobile phone by putting in a bag of rice.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

After boiling potatoes ready to roast, allow them to drip/steam dry and shake them to rough them up before dropping in the roasting dish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never make eye contact whilst eating a banana

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By *othrockercplCouple
over a year ago

Halloween Town

Don't eat yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never make eye contact whilst eating a banana "

Why not???

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Never make eye contact whilst eating a banana

Why not???

Cos men get ideas lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you've got a torn condom in one pocket and a rattlesnake in another, don't fuck with either of them!

A quote from a US TV documentary about hobos

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry

Everton to beat Southampton this weekend . X storm x

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Don't attempt to dry pets in a microwave oven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just applied a new sticker to the back doors of my van offering free advice, it reads.....

“Don’t steal tools from this van. I need them to pay your benefits.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never make eye contact whilst eating a banana

Why not???

Cos men get ideas lol"

Like getting five portions a day.

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By *wisted2000Woman
over a year ago

under my rock cleethorpes

Use the ring on a key ring to make a faulty fly stay in place, loop through the hole on the fly and hook on the button before fastening to keep in place, no need to throw out your favourite pair of jeans for something so easily fixed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boil eggs in the kettle to save time and extra effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never make eye contact whilst eating a banana"

Oh that's just asking for it. Add pickles to the list.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Don't tie your shoe lace in a revolving door

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Old dry nail varnish in the bottle can be revived still in boiling water until it becomes liquid again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As adults we can eat chocolate cake for breakfast...honestly...I shit you not...literally no one monitors that shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To extend the life of a kettle, don't boil eggs in it

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

Don’t try knocking nails in with a lightbulb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As adults we can eat chocolate cake for breakfast...honestly...I shit you not...literally no one monitors that shit!

apparently the tooth fairy does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To extend the life of a kettle, don't boil eggs in it

It also makes your tea taste funny

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"As adults we can eat chocolate cake for breakfast...honestly...I shit you not...literally no one monitors that shit!

Woo hoooooooo that almost makes paying bills ok

Madame Boo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As adults we can eat chocolate cake for breakfast...honestly...I shit you not...literally no one monitors that shit!

Woo hoooooooo that almost makes paying bills ok

Madame Boo"

Almost....

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

If you see someone crying, ask if it’s because of their hair cut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save water, eat out every day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Save water, eat out every day! "

Save water: If it's yellow let it mellow but if it's brown flush it down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Save water, eat out every day!

Save water: If it's yellow let it mellow but if it's brown flush it down!

Lowering the tone of my lovely post!!!

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Boiled eggs and dogs do not go well together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop trying to figure out who wears the pants in your relationship.

Relationships work best when nobody wears pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont name your second born, Trevor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont name your second born, Trevor."

clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old dry nail varnish in the bottle can be revived still in boiling water until it becomes liquid again."

That's a good one, not that I'll use it.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"As adults we can eat chocolate cake for breakfast...honestly...I shit you not...literally no one monitors that shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Save water, eat out every day!

Save water: If it's yellow let it mellow but if it's brown flush it down!

Lowering the tone of my lovely post!!!

Pure ecological and economical sense in one phrase, so poo to you with knobs on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't eat yellow snow

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Don't let them see you with just your socks on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never wear damp socks

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Don't let the negative people get you down

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