FabSwingers.com forum: Nursery Rhymes

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Apparently a mother has ordered a school not to use Sleeping Beauty as it's message is that it's ok to kiss a girl whilst she is sleeping So if the PC brigade have their way a new title will include " snow flake and the 7 persons of diminished stature " . Not sure if this is hilarious or just sheer stupidity . Thoughts ??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baa baa rainbow sheep!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Baa baa rainbow sheep!"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sheer fuckin stupidity!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

How about " vertically challenged red riding socially deprived inner city area "

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Bump

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

How about some funny suggestions on Politically Correct revised Fairy Tale titles .or Tv . Anything really . Worth a chuckle

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Baa baa rainbow sheep!"

I bow down to you. That is genius lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

Row Your Boat Song

Roll, roll, roll your joint

twist it at the end,

take a puff,

that's enough

and pass it to a friend.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Row Your Boat Song

Roll, roll, roll your joint

twist it at the end,

take a puff,

that's enough

and pass it to a friend.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So this mother has never kissed her sleeping children? She has never kissed a loved one as they slept? It's not like we are talking tongues here. She must be a very repressed individual..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"So this mother has never kissed her sleeping children? She has never kissed a loved one as they slept? It's not like we are talking tongues here. She must be a very repressed individual..

"
Yep absolutely . Some people have nothing better to do !!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think of the concept of humpty dumpty. Was it murder or suicide?

As for rockabye baby - that's just negligence!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's ridiculous...

Some nursery rhymes I learnt as a child such as ring a ring of roses and the grand old Duke of York, that immediately spring to mind, did infact stem from historical events.. Ring a ring of roses from the black death, and the Duke of York from the charge of the light brigade...

I'm sure there are others I just can't think of any..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"It's ridiculous...

I'm sure there are others I just can't think of any..

"
How true

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Row row row your boat, gently down the stream.

Belt off, trousers down, isnt life a scream.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Baa baa rainbow sheep!

I bow down to you. That is genius lol"

Yes, a good one for Opaque Friday

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread