FabSwingers.com forum: If you were chatted up in a pub they way we are here

By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

Just wondered what our reactions would be to some of the chat up lines we get on here how would they work in th pub. I myself would probably smack someone a lot lol

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By *arciocialWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

You mean they don't flop their cock out when they try chatting us up in a pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be a quiet and lonely drink for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's be some men with some bruises if the harassment you get here is owt to go by...

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"You mean they don't flop their cock out when they try chatting us up in a pub

Lol yes but not in so many words ha ha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You mean they don't flop their cock out when they try chatting us up in a pub

I do

The black eye is subsiding now mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember the days before social media and mobile phones, all you where armed with was a witty chat up line. Today you just snapchat a pic of your dick!?!

The chat up line is an art..... well the good ones are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You mean they don't flop their cock out when they try chatting us up in a pub

Lol

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West

I've been asked twice when I'm out if I take it up the arse so it's not much different really

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Some people chat others up the same on here as they would in a pub e.g. they introduce themselves, pay a genuine compliment, chat a bit then ask if they can meet later for a drink. Or they walk up to the subject of their desires smack them on the bum, say "lovely tits/arse/cock, fancy a fuck?"

Success probably depends on who they approach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been asked twice when I'm out if I take it up the arse so it's not much different really "

And do you??

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West

"I've been asked twice when I'm out if I take it up the arse so it's not much different really

And do you??

Only if they do

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By *r ed300Man
over a year ago

bradford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can just imagine,sitting having a quiet chat with someone,getting on fine,one thing is definitely going to lead to another.

Trying to ignore the several guys who are standing in front of us with bags over their heads,with their penis in their hand saying 'what do you think of that then,,,eh eh eh,,you like it?,,,,,,,bitch!!!!'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You mean they don't flop their cock out when they try chatting us up in a pub

You sound so bitter lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must admit though,that in real life,no one ever offered to clean my shoes for me.Had that three times today already,even been offered money to allow the guy to clean them (with his tongue

I just don't encounter that kind of generosity in day to day life,maybe because they can all see how clean my shoes are anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's be some men with some bruises if the harassment you get here is owt to go by...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this were an actual pub though, I would probably be sitting quietly, stopping my point and doing the crossword.

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I must admit though,that in real life,no one ever offered to clean my shoes for me.Had that three times today already,even been offered money to allow the guy to clean them (with his tongue

I just don't encounter that kind of generosity in day to day life,maybe because they can all see how clean my shoes are anyway."

Lol. I’ve had a few this am and I reckon they wouldn’t have the balls to do it in real life. No keyboard to hide behind x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you walked about the pub in your lingerie I think you could expect a few shit chat up lines.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

They would get a gobful thats for sure.

I know we are swingers,but some take the piss.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must admit though,that in real life,no one ever offered to clean my shoes for me.Had that three times today already,even been offered money to allow the guy to clean them (with his tongue

I just don't encounter that kind of generosity in day to day life,maybe because they can all see how clean my shoes are anyway.

Lol. I’ve had a few this am and I reckon they wouldn’t have the balls to do it in real life. No keyboard to hide behind x"

Probably the same guy....go on,you put him put of his misery,you're closer than I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you walked about the pub in your lingerie I think you could expect a few shit chat up lines."

They might at least buy you a drink though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been asked twice when I'm out if I take it up the arse so it's not much different really

And do you??

Only if they do "

Good answer..

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"If you walked about the pub in your lingerie I think you could expect a few shit chat up lines."

I’ve had a few while dressed but some havnt Been so bad x

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I must admit though,that in real life,no one ever offered to clean my shoes for me.Had that three times today already,even been offered money to allow the guy to clean them (with his tongue

I just don't encounter that kind of generosity in day to day life,maybe because they can all see how clean my shoes are anyway.

Lol. I’ve had a few this am and I reckon they wouldn’t have the balls to do it in real life. No keyboard to hide behind x

Probably the same guy....go on,you put him put of his misery,you're closer than I am.

Lol will do so if I’m closer he must be nearer Rotherham where I am at Mo lol

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By *playfulcouple OzCouple
over a year ago

Perth

I was asked today on here if I’d been asked to take a s***t whilst being watched.....

Not had anything that bad on here for a while!

I try to chat here as though I was in a pub and keep the conversations on par with what I’d be happy saying face to face....

Conversation on alll levels should be an art form and part of the seduction... for me at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must admit though,that in real life,no one ever offered to clean my shoes for me.Had that three times today already,even been offered money to allow the guy to clean them (with his tongue

I just don't encounter that kind of generosity in day to day life,maybe because they can all see how clean my shoes are anyway.

Lol. I’ve had a few this am and I reckon they wouldn’t have the balls to do it in real life. No keyboard to hide behind x

Probably the same guy....go on,you put him put of his misery,you're closer than I am.

Lol will do so if I’m closer he must be nearer Rotherham where I am at Mo lol"

The other side from me,,,in the big city where the streets are so dirty that people need special shoe cleaning services.

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I must admit though,that in real life,no one ever offered to clean my shoes for me.Had that three times today already,even been offered money to allow the guy to clean them (with his tongue

I just don't encounter that kind of generosity in day to day life,maybe because they can all see how clean my shoes are anyway.

Lol. I’ve had a few this am and I reckon they wouldn’t have the balls to do it in real life. No keyboard to hide behind x

Probably the same guy....go on,you put him put of his misery,you're closer than I am.

Lol will do so if I’m closer he must be nearer Rotherham where I am at Mo lol

The other side from me,,,in the big city where the streets are so dirty that people need special shoe cleaning services."

Lol I know where you mean. And omg I’ve just got another wants to piss in my ass and for me to fire it back out at him OMG. Worst yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’d be some swift taps in the nuts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems to be a lot of violent women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must admit though,that in real life,no one ever offered to clean my shoes for me.Had that three times today already,even been offered money to allow the guy to clean them (with his tongue

I just don't encounter that kind of generosity in day to day life,maybe because they can all see how clean my shoes are anyway.

Lol. I’ve had a few this am and I reckon they wouldn’t have the balls to do it in real life. No keyboard to hide behind x

Probably the same guy....go on,you put him put of his misery,you're closer than I am.

Lol will do so if I’m closer he must be nearer Rotherham where I am at Mo lol

The other side from me,,,in the big city where the streets are so dirty that people need special shoe cleaning services.

Lol I know where you mean. And omg I’ve just got another wants to piss in my ass and for me to fire it back out at him OMG. Worst yet "

I've never had that one ,maybe I should get out more.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

We actually have a similar line in our profile text.

Why would we drop our standards because we are on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just sit here in this quiet corner by the log fire drinking my beer and listening to the banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was chatted up in a bar,the way something seems to be developing right now,,,,I'd be fluttering my eyelashes coyly,twirling my hair and trying not to spill anything,hoping I don't have anything stuck between my teeth,trying to laugh in all the right places,,,,and thinking to myself 'one thing is definitely going to lead to another here'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked today on here if I’d been asked to take a s***t whilst being watched.....

Not had anything that bad on here for a while!

I try to chat here as though I was in a pub and keep the conversations on par with what I’d be happy saying face to face....

Conversation on alll levels should be an art form and part of the seduction... for me at least "

I had a guy on here ask me if I could take a video of me taking a shite...

Now transfer that to a pub scenario and it turns into "can I watch you taking a shite"

Hmmmm hell no....

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"If I was chatted up in a bar,the way something seems to be developing right now,,,,I'd be fluttering my eyelashes coyly,twirling my hair and trying not to spill anything,hoping I don't have anything stuck between my teeth,trying to laugh in all the right places,,,,and thinking to myself 'one thing is definitely going to lead to another here'.

And I think I need to experiment with my straight side lol ouch your biting x

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

I'd try to find the "block" button and make them disappear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in a pub, and the guys in there truly could of wrote the fab first message guide book! I think its hilarious. I don't get all offended by it, fascinates me how different they get from 8pm to 11pm and I love recounting their 11pm behaviour when they next come in with their 8pm personality

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By *arciocialWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

"You mean they don't flop their cock out when they try chatting us up in a pub

You sound so bitter lol "

That'll be the grapefruit in me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Hi babe,I'm actually here with my girlfriend but she's just popped out for a while.Would you like to sit and chat with us,she'll be back soon'.

She seems to be taking forever in the loo or wherever she is supposed to be.

Then he just disappears without even saying goodbye.

Later on you see him leaving the bar,,,alone.

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"'Hi babe,I'm actually here with my girlfriend but she's just popped out for a while.Would you like to sit and chat with us,she'll be back soon'.

She seems to be taking forever in the loo or wherever she is supposed to be.

Then he just disappears without even saying goodbye.

Later on you see him leaving the bar,,,alone."

Lol. Not something I’ve ever experienced but I’m sure has been used many a time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Hi babe,I'm actually here with my girlfriend but she's just popped out for a while.Would you like to sit and chat with us,she'll be back soon'.

She seems to be taking forever in the loo or wherever she is supposed to be.

Then he just disappears without even saying goodbye.

Later on you see him leaving the bar,,,alone.

Lol. Not something I’ve ever experienced but I’m sure has been used many a time "

Some peoples definition of 'couple' seems to be different than mine sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most would get a right hook from me. Drink over the head works well too.

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West

"I've been asked twice when I'm out if I take it up the arse so it's not much different really

And do you??

Only if they do

Good answer.."

It sorts the men from the boys for sure

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"Just wondered what our reactions would be to some of the chat up lines we get on here how would they work in th pub. I myself would probably smack someone a lot lol"
i would love to be chatted you in the pub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind you if you was in a pub and introduced yourself by your username I am not so sure on their reaction! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I buy you a drink?"

"First of all here's my long list of hates ...................

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*climbs out of toilet window

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