FabSwingers.com forum: "the snip"

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any gents here had the snip? We're there any complications such as testicular pain after the healing or was it simply business as usual?

My breeding days are over....so looking into having it done.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Any gents here had the snip? We're there any complications such as testicular pain after the healing or was it simply business as usual?

My breeding days are over....so looking into having it done."

A few days of ball ache, that was it. I had no problems after that. Your own mileage may vary. A friend had his done and still complains of pain several years after.

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By *witcherooMan
over a year ago

Muirhead

Had it done for my 40th birthday a few years ago....never suffered after a few days of soreness

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

No problems having it done or after.. it's a little uncomfortable for a day or two, that's about it..

Don't worry about it at all, the thought of it is actually worse than having it done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had it done for my 40th birthday a few years ago....never suffered after a few days of soreness

Now that's a birthday present

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had pain for probably 6 months, couldn't do doggy style was painful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know two lads who have had it done.

#1 not an issue after the initial swelling.

#2 a constant dull pain he likens to tinitus....as in its always there but bare able

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Had it done for my 40th birthday a few years ago....never suffered after a few days of soreness

Now that's a birthday present "

'for everything else, there's MasterCard'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piece of cake... David

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a problem, couple of days of slight pain then back to work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a problem. It was uncomfortable after a few days and then it turned to a little painful. It got infected apparently. A dose of antibiotics sorted it out. And everything is now fine. Hopefully your goes perfectly.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

No problem, just a bit sore for a few days after.

If you can, plan ahead so you’re not riding a bike home after it’s done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Time to speak to the doctor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had no bother at all..the last minute of the op is a bit uncomfortable aside from that I had no other complaints from it

I've had worse visits to the dentist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No problem, just a bit sore for a few days after.

If you can, plan ahead so you’re not riding a bike home after it’s done

Oh....well my preferred method of travel is space hopper.

Best book a taxi

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By *appywarkscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlans

No issues here and no pain at all even in the 24 hours after - I ended up having mine under general anaesthetic for medical reasons and the worst part was them insisting on trying to give me an epidural before they eventually gave up and put me to sleep. Still got to go do my first wank into a pot test but so far so good!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No issues here either. I was off work for a week as I felt sorry for myself but certainly no long term issues.

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By *witcherooMan
over a year ago

Muirhead

"Had it done for my 40th birthday a few years ago....never suffered after a few days of soreness

Now that's a birthday present "

Yeah, needless to say it was the ex wife who got me it. No wrapping, total surprise to me and not even a card with it

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By *heIcebreakersCouple
over a year ago

Cramlington

"Any gents here had the snip? We're there any complications such as testicular pain after the healing or was it simply business as usual?

My breeding days are over....so looking into having it done."
Back to work the next morning. No pain since, and as a cyclist I'd know about it if there were.

Toughest part was not imagining being sucked off by the good looking male nurse who shaved me....

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"No problems having it done or after.. it's a little uncomfortable for a day or two, that's about it..

Don't worry about it at all, the thought of it is actually worse than having it done. "

Exactly this

I had mine done on a Friday morning, took it easy over the weekend, but back to work on the Monday no worries at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had it 12 years ago. Get the occasional ache. Other than that, it’s absolutely fine.

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By *ordi 63Man
over a year ago

paisley/glasgow

Had it done over 30years ago drove home straight into a warm bath for a long soak, the next morning feeling a bit sore took pain killers after that not a problem. Everyone is different! don't listen to the horror stories or you will never get it done.

GO FOR IT

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has mine done about 15 years and never regretted it.

Like others had a bit of a dull ache for a couple of days but nothing to worry about.

I guess it really depends on how good a surgeon you end up with.

I do remember about 3 days after I got the horn real bad. Did have a spot of blood which caused a few moments of panic but all was good after that.

Wish I had it done earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had mine done about 13 yrs ago, done on Friday and back to work Monday with no pain or soreness at all.

All done through a tiny nick in my scrotum so small it didn't even need stitching.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, well, I have had it twice

the first time was done under local anaesthetic, it was a bit weird, especially the smell when the tubes were being burnt

now, the feeling I experienced after was terrible, my bollocks swelled like balloons but there was very little bruising, may pain lasted for over a week, after doing the necessary test to check for swimmers it had failed....... yep, hence the twice!!

Second one was done under general anaesthetic, much different feeling, cock swelled up, bollocks swelled up, and the bruising was horrendous, but the pain was much much different, hardly any pain at all, more discomfort than anything, only lasted a few days and once the swelling and bruising had passed it was like totally normal except for the wound which obviously takes a bit longer to heal, but it’s done now, no more babies for the wife and I, we have our family and that’s that.

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By *aren grantTV/TS
over a year ago

kyle

"Any gents here had the snip? We're there any complications such as testicular pain after the healing or was it simply business as usual?

My breeding days are over....so looking into having it done."

No problems at all although the guy who did it was a bit brutal taking the stitches out, brought tears to my eyes.

My ex suggested I have it done then ran off with someone else a couple of months later which pxxxxx me off somewhat.

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

Two days of feeling like you’ve taken a kick to the bollocks and then fine. Just rest up with snug fitting boxers/briefs. The best bit was being shown the two pieces of macaroni that were removed lol.

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By *itmanAndHerrCouple
over a year ago

st helens

Over 10 years ago. I still cringe now at the thought of it. Worst experience ever. Felt the whole procedure.

Remember the scene from Hostel where the girl's eyeball is hanging out so he cuts the tendons with a pair of rusty scissors? Yeah that.

I think the NHS were being a bit tight with the general anaesthetic that day.

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By *ockyjohnMan
over a year ago

North West

I hear it doesn't make a vas deferens?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had it done as part of another slightly bigger procedure and didn't have any complications and was feeling fairly back to normal after a few weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mr had it done 11 years ago, 2 days rest and tight pants for a week after, every now and then gets mild aching and slight swelling and a few cases of lumpy tubes but other than that quite simple and straightforward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hear it doesn't make a vas deferens?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had it done 20 years ago. Pain for a couple of days and the biggest blackest balls ever! No problems after that. I believe the can do a laser procedure now that's pretty painless.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Thinking back on it, I remember I was asked more than once beforehand, was anyone pressuring or coercing me into getting it done.

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
over a year ago

belfast

Don't get knocked out. Just get a local. Wasn't too much pain. Walked home after the op and tested it out later that night.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Yup, my body couldn't absorb the sperm quickly enough, resulted in a sack forming turning me into a pawnbroker, that and a week worrying if I had testicular cancer.

Can have it cosmetically removed, somehow I grown attached to my pawnbroker status.

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

Had it done about 8 years ago.

The pain is excruciating!! Your bollox will swell up to 5 times the size. You can’t have sex for a year, and it make you impotant.

Only joking

Pretty painless really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I am christian

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By *r ed300Man
over a year ago

bradford

"Any gents here had the snip? We're there any complications such as testicular pain after the healing or was it simply business as usual?

My breeding days are over....so looking into having it done."
no problems had it done 10 years and I’m fine was back at work in 3 days

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By *appyman3943Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Any gents here had the snip? We're there any complications such as testicular pain after the healing or was it simply business as usual?

My breeding days are over....so looking into having it done."

No problems at all, glad I got it done. Worst part was wearing the white jock strap supplied by the hospital after!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Preceedure took about a song and a half when I had it done, there were 5 nurses in the room while the surgeon done the op, don’t think they all needed to be there to be honest, but no issues afterwards and back in work a few days later.

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By *OR THE WIFES PLEASUREMan
over a year ago

plymouth

Best thing i had done

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

No pain with mine. And don’t worry, I’m told it still tastes the same

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Due to apparently having fat balls I had a GA procedure. Can't even remember it.

However it was fun checking before and after using the child's microscope to see if the tadpoles were still wiggling.

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By *ndonmaleMan
over a year ago

Preston

I look back at mine as quite a funny experience.

I was all booked in and got a call from the hospital to arrive an hour later than scheduled as doctor was running late. Due to his lateness he called myself and the two other chaps having it done in his room at the same time.

He passed us all a letter describing the procedure. It began:

1. There will be two incisions either side of the scrotum.

I commented that I'd only prepared myself for one.

2. Up to 33% of men can suffer a chronic pain after the procedure.

I questioned him this time. How long can this pain last I asked. Weeks, months and in some cases years was his reply. What's the pain like? It's like someone cupping your balls and squeezing was his reply.

I looked at the two other fellas, did the maths and said fuck that I ain't having it done!!

He suggested calling a friend that has had it done. After my reply of this ain't the millionaire game I did just that.

The friend that I called was helpful, he explained that it was uncomfortable for a few days but if you wear pants not boxers, don't lift anything heavy you'll be right as rain in no time.

What was it like having it done I asked, don't know he said, they knocked him out.

Doc, you can do it but you'll have to knock me out first!!

So I booked a new appointment, was knocked out. Had sex two weeks after (bit uncomfortable but my ball sack was bursting to explode with cum) and played football 3 weeks after having it done.

All been good since.

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By *entenTeaCouple
over a year ago

Buckley North Wales

Had it done 15 years ago. When I got there nurse looked at me and said "You didn't have to shave everything!"

The tubes were sealed with a laser as I lay there I watched a little whisp of smoke curl ceilwards and realised that had originated from my gonads.

One of those special moments.

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