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If you were stranded on a desert island what one thing...

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By *amiePhukt OP   Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Would you have/ ask for / take ??

Why doesnt anyone ever say a boat ?? lol

Silly i know lol its a bit like when people say its completely unique !!

No its not its either unique or its not !!!

So what other silly sayings etc grind your gears ?? ( family guy reference intended lol )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could build a boat wiith girl Friday, although it may take some time, so..

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By *amiePhukt OP   Man
over a year ago

Bristol


"I could build a boat wiith girl Friday, although it may take some time, so.."

Lady thursday has some sailing skills so i hear ?

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By *amiePhukt OP   Man
over a year ago

Bristol

How about things like " Brand new bold 3 in one " !!

Its not Brand new Bold is a brand been around for years so its not new lol !!

Yeh im being pedantic, the other one that really gets me is the pain killers " Goes directly to the cause of the pain " HOW !!! fucking how ?? Is the tablet sentient ?? Is it like oh shit look theres the pain quick lets go !!!

Soz am ranting lol but it grinds my gears lol

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

If I was stranded on a dessert island, I'd definitely ask for a spoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Up to 100% effective"

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By *amiePhukt OP   Man
over a year ago

Bristol


""Up to 100% effective" "

Yes !!! there you go another one lol !!

8 out of 10 women said they would choose X brand ( in tiny writing at the bottom tested on 75 women ) Thats a true representation of UK women huh lol ??

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Made from 100 per cent beef"

Yes, technically correct as a cow's eyelids and arsehole are 100pc beef so enjoy that burger y'all

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By *amiePhukt OP   Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Organic food stupidly more expensive why ??

So if i grow some carrots, cucumbers in my garden wrap them in cling film and charge £20 per milligram thats ok cos they are " organic " lol

ALL VEG etc is organic ffs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Milky bars are on me!!"

Haven't seen the little shit since.

Still waiting....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gillette razor adverts.

Now even closer...

Just... Don't....

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By *amiePhukt OP   Man
over a year ago

Bristol


""The Milky bars are on me!!"

Haven't seen the little shit since.

Still waiting...."

Ffs mate hes secretary of state his names Boris Johnson he just lost his glasses and cowboy hat !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""The Milky bars are on me!!"

Haven't seen the little shit since.

Still waiting....

Ffs mate hes secretary of state his names Boris Johnson he just lost his glasses and cowboy hat !! "

Typical politician. Started breaking promises early.

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By *amiePhukt OP   Man
over a year ago

Bristol


""The Milky bars are on me!!"

Haven't seen the little shit since.

Still waiting....

Ffs mate hes secretary of state his names Boris Johnson he just lost his glasses and cowboy hat !!

Typical politician. Started breaking promises early. "

Et Voila

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd take a rocket, and prove once and for all that, that desert island is flat.

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By *amiePhukt OP   Man
over a year ago

Bristol


"I'd take a rocket, and prove once and for all that, that desert island is flat."

Slight flaw in your plan mate who you gonna prove it to ?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd take a rocket, and prove once and for all that, that desert island is flat.

Slight flaw in your plan mate who you gonna prove it to ?? lol "

my girl Friday will get a rocket too

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