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The Strictly No Dancing, No Twirling and No Donkey Costumes thread,#28

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

So lovelies, all set up for tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So lovelies, all set up for tomorrow"

I'll sneak in tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Strictly No Dancing, No Twirling and No Donkey Costumes thread,#28 but maybe a camel

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"The Strictly No Dancing, No Twirling and No Donkey Costumes thread,#28 but maybe a camel "

It could be a camel, watch this space!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Strictly No Dancing, No Twirling and No Donkey Costumes thread,#28 but maybe a camel

It could be a camel, watch this space! "

No fecking toes though eh

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"The Strictly No Dancing, No Twirling and No Donkey Costumes thread,#28 but maybe a camel

It could be a camel, watch this space!

No fecking toes though eh "

Haha, no, God I hate those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's _oddy? Hope she watches her steps...

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Where's _oddy? Hope she watches her steps..."

Quicksteps?.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's _oddy? Hope she watches her steps...

Quicksteps?..... "

Nah that would be a "tragedy "

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Where's _oddy? Hope she watches her steps...

Quicksteps?.....

Nah that would be a "tragedy " "

I actually like Steps, although they are hasbeens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's _oddy? Hope she watches her steps...

Quicksteps?.....

Nah that would be a "tragedy "

I actually like Steps, although they are hasbeens "

Voddy will Washington your mouth out

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Where's _oddy? Hope she watches her steps...

Quicksteps?.....

Nah that would be a "tragedy "

I actually like Steps, although they are hasbeens

Voddy will Washington your mouth out "

Surely not....don't call me Shirley!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's _oddy? Hope she watches her steps...

Quicksteps?.....

Nah that would be a "tragedy "

I actually like Steps, although they are hasbeens

Voddy will Washington your mouth out

Surely not....don't call me Shirley! "

Hey there's a thread in the lounge and the op is called Paul Washington. ..I thought that was Paul Smith

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Where's _oddy? Hope she watches her steps...

Quicksteps?.....

Nah that would be a "tragedy "

I actually like Steps, although they are hasbeens

Voddy will Washington your mouth out

Surely not....don't call me Shirley!

Hey there's a thread in the lounge and the op is called Paul Washington. ..I thought that was Paul Smith "

Yeah, I saw that! Hey..hope he's ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's _oddy? Hope she watches her steps...

Quicksteps?.....

Nah that would be a "tragedy "

I actually like Steps, although they are hasbeens

Voddy will Washington your mouth out

Surely not....don't call me Shirley!

Hey there's a thread in the lounge and the op is called Paul Washington. ..I thought that was Paul Smith

Yeah, I saw that! Hey..hope he's ok "

He is...had word tonight

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Where's _oddy? Hope she watches her steps...

Quicksteps?.....

Nah that would be a "tragedy "

I actually like Steps, although they are hasbeens

Voddy will Washington your mouth out

Surely not....don't call me Shirley!

Hey there's a thread in the lounge and the op is called Paul Washington. ..I thought that was Paul Smith

Yeah, I saw that! Hey..hope he's ok

He is...had word tonight "

Excellent

Anyway,sweet, gonna love ya and leave ya. Have a great weekend, if we don't speak tomorrow! mwah...xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's _oddy? Hope she watches her steps...

Quicksteps?.....

Nah that would be a "tragedy "

I actually like Steps, although they are hasbeens

Voddy will Washington your mouth out

Surely not....don't call me Shirley!

Hey there's a thread in the lounge and the op is called Paul Washington. ..I thought that was Paul Smith

Yeah, I saw that! Hey..hope he's ok

He is...had word tonight

Excellent

Anyway,sweet, gonna love ya and leave ya. Have a great weekend, if we don't speak tomorrow! mwah...xxx"

Yeah I'm off too night night _amiss..will get on at some point tomorrow xxx

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Where's _oddy? Hope she watches her steps...

Quicksteps?.....

Nah that would be a "tragedy "

I actually like Steps, although they are hasbeens

Voddy will Washington your mouth out

Surely not....don't call me Shirley!

Hey there's a thread in the lounge and the op is called Paul Washington. ..I thought that was Paul Smith

Yeah, I saw that! Hey..hope he's ok

He is...had word tonight

Excellent

Anyway,sweet, gonna love ya and leave ya. Have a great weekend, if we don't speak tomorrow! mwah...xxx

Yeah I'm off too night night _amiss..will get on at some point tomorrow xxx"

Ok sweetie, catcha later, sweet dreams! xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Where's _oddy? Hope she watches her steps...

Quicksteps?.....

Nah that would be a "tragedy "

I actually like Steps, although they are hasbeens "

They were fecking brill as were the venga boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's _oddy? Hope she watches her steps...

Quicksteps?.....

Nah that would be a "tragedy "

I actually like Steps, although they are hasbeens They were fecking brill as were the venga boys"

I had a drink with the vang a boys around 10 years back..na na n na na

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"So lovelies, all set up for tomorrow

I'll sneak in tonight "

I might do too

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Where's _oddy? Hope she watches her steps...

Quicksteps?.....

Nah that would be a "tragedy "

I actually like Steps, although they are hasbeens They were fecking brill as were the venga boys"

Glad you enjoyed the gig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So lovelies, all set up for tomorrow

I'll sneak in tonight

I might do too "

That was last night

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"So lovelies, all set up for tomorrow

I'll sneak in tonight

I might do too

That was last night "

Doh! Silly me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So lovelies, all set up for tomorrow

I'll sneak in tonight

I might do too

That was last night

Doh! Silly me "

Your not silly...dizzy maybe but far from silly

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"So lovelies, all set up for tomorrow

I'll sneak in tonight

I might do too

That was last night

Doh! Silly me

Your not silly...dizzy maybe but far from silly "

Twirls cosmos round to make her more dizzy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's _oddy? Hope she watches her steps...

Quicksteps?.....

Nah that would be a "tragedy "

I actually like Steps, although they are hasbeens They were fecking brill as were the venga boys

I had a drink with the vang a boys around 10 years back..na na n na na "

And Kim Sasabone was a doll

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"So lovelies, all set up for tomorrow

I'll sneak in tonight

I might do too

That was last night

Doh! Silly me

Your not silly...dizzy maybe but far from silly Twirls cosmos round to make her more dizzy "

I'm feeling a tad queezy after all that twirling

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Hello gang, hope you're all well and looking forward to the weekend!

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

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"Hello gang, hope you're all well and looking forward to the weekend! "

Hiya. Full of manflu. Twirling shall cheer me up hopefully

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello gang, hope you're all well and looking forward to the weekend!

Hiya. Full of manflu. Twirling shall cheer me up hopefully "

Ah bless ya! Have a gentle twirl to clear your head!

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Hello gang, hope you're all well and looking forward to the weekend!

Hiya. Full of manflu. Twirling shall cheer me up hopefully

Ah bless ya! Have a gentle twirl to clear your head! "

Not eaten since wednesday. I feel i would fall over if I attempted to twirl haha. I will watch instead

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello gang, hope you're all well and looking forward to the weekend!

Hiya. Full of manflu. Twirling shall cheer me up hopefully

Ah bless ya! Have a gentle twirl to clear your head!

Not eaten since wednesday. I feel i would fall over if I attempted to twirl haha. I will watch instead "

Gosh that's not good. Relax and watch from your sofa

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Hello gang, hope you're all well and looking forward to the weekend!

Hiya. Full of manflu. Twirling shall cheer me up hopefully

Ah bless ya! Have a gentle twirl to clear your head!

Not eaten since wednesday. I feel i would fall over if I attempted to twirl haha. I will watch instead

Gosh that's not good. Relax and watch from your sofa "

I hear you are especially good at twirling. I'll join pieman as long as he doesn't share his germs.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Hello gang, hope you're all well and looking forward to the weekend!

Hiya. Full of manflu. Twirling shall cheer me up hopefully

Ah bless ya! Have a gentle twirl to clear your head!

Not eaten since wednesday. I feel i would fall over if I attempted to twirl haha. I will watch instead

Gosh that's not good. Relax and watch from your sofa

I hear you are especially good at twirling. I'll join pieman as long as he doesn't share his germs."

I would give it a week to be safe then

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello gang, hope you're all well and looking forward to the weekend!

Hiya. Full of manflu. Twirling shall cheer me up hopefully

Ah bless ya! Have a gentle twirl to clear your head!

Not eaten since wednesday. I feel i would fall over if I attempted to twirl haha. I will watch instead

Gosh that's not good. Relax and watch from your sofa

I hear you are especially good at twirling. I'll join pieman as long as he doesn't share his germs."

I am very good at twirling and please come and join pieman, but no snogging, or you'll be catching man flu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello gang, hope you're all well and looking forward to the weekend!

Hiya. Full of manflu. Twirling shall cheer me up hopefully "

A new volunteer welcome mate _amiss is making the lattes today whilst we...I mean I enjoy a little break.

Jeez I thought it was Sunday. ...didn't fecking swear once there

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Hello gang, hope you're all well and looking forward to the weekend!

Hiya. Full of manflu. Twirling shall cheer me up hopefully

A new volunteer welcome mate _amiss is making the lattes today whilst we...I mean I enjoy a little break.

Jeez I thought it was Sunday. ...didn't fecking swear once there "

Ooo ill gladly take a latte. Gingerbread syrup wuth mine please.

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello gang, hope you're all well and looking forward to the weekend!

Hiya. Full of manflu. Twirling shall cheer me up hopefully

A new volunteer welcome mate _amiss is making the lattes today whilst we...I mean I enjoy a little break.

Jeez I thought it was Sunday. ...didn't fecking swear once there "

Yep I'll be holding the fort for a while whilst you go on your sabbatical, I'll have to use your bean to cup machine thingy, coz I've only got a kettle and instant.

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello gang, hope you're all well and looking forward to the weekend!

Hiya. Full of manflu. Twirling shall cheer me up hopefully

A new volunteer welcome mate _amiss is making the lattes today whilst we...I mean I enjoy a little break.

Jeez I thought it was Sunday. ...didn't fecking swear once there

Ooo ill gladly take a latte. Gingerbread syrup wuth mine please. "

Coming up pieman, just got to prise the coffee machine off Mistress, she's very possessive with I t!

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Hello gang, hope you're all well and looking forward to the weekend!

Hiya. Full of manflu. Twirling shall cheer me up hopefully

A new volunteer welcome mate _amiss is making the lattes today whilst we...I mean I enjoy a little break.

Jeez I thought it was Sunday. ...didn't fecking swear once there

Ooo ill gladly take a latte. Gingerbread syrup wuth mine please.

Coming up pieman, just got to prise the coffee machine off Mistress, she's very possessive with I t! "

Thank you kindly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello gang, hope you're all well and looking forward to the weekend!

Hiya. Full of manflu. Twirling shall cheer me up hopefully

A new volunteer welcome mate _amiss is making the lattes today whilst we...I mean I enjoy a little break.

Jeez I thought it was Sunday. ...didn't fecking swear once there

Ooo ill gladly take a latte. Gingerbread syrup wuth mine please.

Coming up pieman, just got to prise the coffee machine off Mistress, she's very possessive with I t! "

Just paid 2 pound odd for one in morrisons ffs

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Twirls in fecking cold outside just had to buy triple gussets knickers

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby

Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know? "
I love bettys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Twirls in fecking cold outside just had to buy triple gussets knickers"

Me and cosmos have matching g strings on

It's fecking roasting here

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know? I love bettys"

Omg we all need to meet there one day, Fab afternoon tea

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Twirls in fecking cold outside just had to buy triple gussets knickers

Me and cosmos have matching g strings on

It's fecking roasting here "

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know? I love bettys

Omg we all need to meet there one day, Fab afternoon tea "

long way for me though

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know? I love bettys

Omg we all need to meet there one day, Fab afternoon tea long way for me though"

Well, when we have our Blackpool beach party we can pop into Betty's too

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know? I love bettys

Omg we all need to meet there one day, Fab afternoon tea long way for me though

Well, when we have our Blackpool beach party we can pop into Betty's too "

Oh are you going to get a new donkey?

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know? I love bettys

Omg we all need to meet there one day, Fab afternoon tea long way for me though

Well, when we have our Blackpool beach party we can pop into Betty's too

Oh are you going to get a new donkey? "

I think the more the merrier, don't you? Nigel is clearly a write off, Boris has become a diva so maybe we will find a suitable substitute.

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know? I love bettys

Omg we all need to meet there one day, Fab afternoon tea long way for me though

Well, when we have our Blackpool beach party we can pop into Betty's too

Oh are you going to get a new donkey?

I think the more the merrier, don't you? Nigel is clearly a write off, Boris has become a diva so maybe we will find a suitable substitute. "

Evening all

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know? I love bettys

Omg we all need to meet there one day, Fab afternoon tea long way for me though

Well, when we have our Blackpool beach party we can pop into Betty's too

Oh are you going to get a new donkey? "

we have Karlof and on his day off his sister stella

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know? I love bettys

Omg we all need to meet there one day, Fab afternoon tea long way for me though

Well, when we have our Blackpool beach party we can pop into Betty's too "

I've been to the bettys in York and harrogate

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know? I love bettys

Omg we all need to meet there one day, Fab afternoon tea long way for me though

Well, when we have our Blackpool beach party we can pop into Betty's too

Oh are you going to get a new donkey?

I think the more the merrier, don't you? Nigel is clearly a write off, Boris has become a diva so maybe we will find a suitable substitute.

Evening all "

Evening

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know? I love bettys

Omg we all need to meet there one day, Fab afternoon tea long way for me though

Well, when we have our Blackpool beach party we can pop into Betty's too I've been to the bettys in York and harrogate "

Fill me in. This betty's is a coffee shop chain?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know? I love bettys

Omg we all need to meet there one day, Fab afternoon tea long way for me though

Well, when we have our Blackpool beach party we can pop into Betty's too

Oh are you going to get a new donkey?

I think the more the merrier, don't you? Nigel is clearly a write off, Boris has become a diva so maybe we will find a suitable substitute.

Evening all

Evening"

Evening Pieman

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know? I love bettys

Omg we all need to meet there one day, Fab afternoon tea long way for me though

Well, when we have our Blackpool beach party we can pop into Betty's too I've been to the bettys in York and harrogate

Fill me in. This betty's is a coffee shop chain?"

yes sweetheart but onlu up norf but delic cakes and pasteries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know? I love bettys

Omg we all need to meet there one day, Fab afternoon tea long way for me though

Well, when we have our Blackpool beach party we can pop into Betty's too I've been to the bettys in York and harrogate

Fill me in. This betty's is a coffee shop chain?yes sweetheart but onlu up norf but delic cakes and pasteries"

They so fat rascals...bloody nice they are

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know? I love bettys

Omg we all need to meet there one day, Fab afternoon tea long way for me though

Well, when we have our Blackpool beach party we can pop into Betty's too I've been to the bettys in York and harrogate

Fill me in. This betty's is a coffee shop chain?yes sweetheart but onlu up norf but delic cakes and pasteries

They so fat rascals...bloody nice they are"

I am from oop norf but not heard of them. Sounds like my cup of coffee

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know? I love bettys

Omg we all need to meet there one day, Fab afternoon tea long way for me though

Well, when we have our Blackpool beach party we can pop into Betty's too I've been to the bettys in York and harrogate

Fill me in. This betty's is a coffee shop chain?yes sweetheart but onlu up norf but delic cakes and pasteries

They so fat rascals...bloody nice they are

I am from oop norf but not heard of them. Sounds like my cup of coffee "

there like the lyons corner houses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice tea and coffee

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Nice tea and coffee "
can picture mistress dressed as a nippy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice tea and coffee can picture mistress dressed as a nippy"

Was chippy in a past life..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning everyone

I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Good morning everyone

I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed "

Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning everyone

I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed

Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear? "

I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one

Lazy feckers

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Good morning everyone

I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed

Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?

I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one

Lazy feckers "

Tut tut. It looks like they sneaked off when your back was turned. It's just as well Babs was here to keep things ship shape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning everyone

I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed

Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?

I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one

Lazy feckers

Tut tut. It looks like they sneaked off when your back was turned. It's just as well Babs was here to keep things ship shape. "

Pissst...not a mention of the instant we had this morning

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Good morning everyone

I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed

Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?

I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one

Lazy feckers

Tut tut. It looks like they sneaked off when your back was turned. It's just as well Babs was here to keep things ship shape.

Pissst...not a mention of the instant we had this morning "

Of course not. My lips are sealed

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over a year ago


"Good morning everyone

I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed

Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?

I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one

Lazy feckers

Tut tut. It looks like they sneaked off when your back was turned. It's just as well Babs was here to keep things ship shape.

Pissst...not a mention of the instant we had this morning

Of course not. My lips are sealed "

Good girl I've trained you well

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning everyone

I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed

Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?

I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one

Lazy feckers

Tut tut. It looks like they sneaked off when your back was turned. It's just as well Babs was here to keep things ship shape.

Pissst...not a mention of the instant we had this morning "

Love instant coffee! Sorry to desert my post gang, was at football with grandson

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Good morning everyone

I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed

Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?

I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one

Lazy feckers

Tut tut. It looks like they sneaked off when your back was turned. It's just as well Babs was here to keep things ship shape.

Pissst...not a mention of the instant we had this morning

Of course not. My lips are sealed

Good girl I've trained you well "

Instant?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning everyone

I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed

Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?

I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one

Lazy feckers

Tut tut. It looks like they sneaked off when your back was turned. It's just as well Babs was here to keep things ship shape.

Pissst...not a mention of the instant we had this morning

Of course not. My lips are sealed

Good girl I've trained you well

Instant? "

hi Babs xx

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Don't forget NOT to watch that program on the telly tonight...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning everyone

I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed

Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?

I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one

Lazy feckers

Tut tut. It looks like they sneaked off when your back was turned. It's just as well Babs was here to keep things ship shape.

Pissst...not a mention of the instant we had this morning

Love instant coffee! Sorry to desert my post gang, was at football with grandson "

Ah well your lucky I'm still in a good mood

I'll grant you a pardon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning everyone

I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed

Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?

I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one

Lazy feckers

Tut tut. It looks like they sneaked off when your back was turned. It's just as well Babs was here to keep things ship shape.

Pissst...not a mention of the instant we had this morning

Of course not. My lips are sealed

Good girl I've trained you well

Instant? "

I know

But it was Kencot millicano

And has that cosmos been gobbling off ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't forget NOT to watch that program on the telly tonight... "

Don't push your luck

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning everyone

I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed

Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?

I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one

Lazy feckers

Tut tut. It looks like they sneaked off when your back was turned. It's just as well Babs was here to keep things ship shape.

Pissst...not a mention of the instant we had this morning

Love instant coffee! Sorry to desert my post gang, was at football with grandson

Ah well your lucky I'm still in a good mood

I'll grant you a pardon "

Thank you

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Don't forget NOT to watch that program on the telly tonight...

Don't push your luck "

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Did you enjoy your day out Mistress?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

creeps in looking for coffee ooooo me head hate headaches from stress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you enjoy your day out Mistress? "

Yep very enlightening

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"creeps in looking for coffee ooooo me head hate headaches from stress"

Hey Voddy! Hope you de stress soon

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Did you enjoy your day out Mistress?

Yep very enlightening "

Ooh, can you share?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"creeps in looking for coffee ooooo me head hate headaches from stress"

I hope you knocked that fecker out last night _oddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you enjoy your day out Mistress?

Yep very enlightening

Ooh, can you share? "

Noooo

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Did you enjoy your day out Mistress?

Yep very enlightening

Ooh, can you share?

Noooo "

'kay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you enjoy your day out Mistress?

Yep very enlightening

Ooh, can you share?

Noooo

'kay "

Your welcome Manuel

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Did you enjoy your day out Mistress?

Yep very enlightening

Ooh, can you share?

Noooo

'kay

Your welcome Manuel "

Haha! That was 'que'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you enjoy your day out Mistress?

Yep very enlightening

Ooh, can you share?

Noooo

'kay

Your welcome Manuel

Haha! That was 'que'! "

Sounds the fecking same

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Good morning everyone

I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed

Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?

I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one

Lazy feckers

Tut tut. It looks like they sneaked off when your back was turned. It's just as well Babs was here to keep things ship shape.

Pissst...not a mention of the instant we had this morning

Of course not. My lips are sealed

Good girl I've trained you well

Instant?

hi Babs xx"

Hello I was off wrapping presents

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Did you enjoy your day out Mistress?

Yep very enlightening

Ooh, can you share?

Noooo

'kay

Your welcome Manuel

Haha! That was 'que'!

Sounds the fecking same "

It does

What you doing tonight?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning everyone

I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed

Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?

I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one

Lazy feckers

Tut tut. It looks like they sneaked off when your back was turned. It's just as well Babs was here to keep things ship shape.

Pissst...not a mention of the instant we had this morning

Of course not. My lips are sealed

Good girl I've trained you well

Instant?

hi Babs xx

Hello I was off wrapping presents "

Ooh, getting in the swing of Christmas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you enjoy your day out Mistress?

Yep very enlightening

Ooh, can you share?

Noooo

'kay

Your welcome Manuel

Haha! That was 'que'!

Sounds the fecking same

It does

What you doing tonight?"

Not too sure yet

But I can fecking tell you what I'm not doing

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"creeps in looking for coffee ooooo me head hate headaches from stress

I hope you knocked that fecker out last night _oddy "

wish i had done but i walked away the better person even after what i called her and the fact the whole cast were on our side

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Did you enjoy your day out Mistress?

Yep very enlightening

Ooh, can you share?

Noooo

'kay

Your welcome Manuel

Haha! That was 'que'!

Sounds the fecking same

It does

What you doing tonight?

Not too sure yet

But I can fecking tell you what I'm not doing "

what your not making me dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning everyone

I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed

Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?

I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one

Lazy feckers

Tut tut. It looks like they sneaked off when your back was turned. It's just as well Babs was here to keep things ship shape.

Pissst...not a mention of the instant we had this morning

Of course not. My lips are sealed

Good girl I've trained you well

Instant?

hi Babs xx

Hello I was off wrapping presents "

Oh you look gift wrapped already

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Good morning everyone

I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed

Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?

I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one

Lazy feckers

Tut tut. It looks like they sneaked off when your back was turned. It's just as well Babs was here to keep things ship shape.

Pissst...not a mention of the instant we had this morning

Of course not. My lips are sealed

Good girl I've trained you well

Instant?

hi Babs xx

Hello I was off wrapping presents

Ooh, getting in the swing of Christmas? "

Love it. My favourite time of the year. Onc again sat here with glitter in places you don’t even want to know about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"creeps in looking for coffee ooooo me head hate headaches from stress

I hope you knocked that fecker out last night _oddy wish i had done but i walked away the better person even after what i called her and the fact the whole cast were on our side"

Good on yer _oddy

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Did you enjoy your day out Mistress?

Yep very enlightening

Ooh, can you share?

Noooo "

thats wot them truckers said last night

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Did you enjoy your day out Mistress?

Yep very enlightening

Ooh, can you share?

Noooo

'kay

Your welcome Manuel

Haha! That was 'que'!

Sounds the fecking same

It does

What you doing tonight?

Not too sure yet

But I can fecking tell you what I'm not doing "

Haha!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good morning everyone

I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed

Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?

I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one

Lazy feckers

Tut tut. It looks like they sneaked off when your back was turned. It's just as well Babs was here to keep things ship shape.

Pissst...not a mention of the instant we had this morning

Of course not. My lips are sealed

Good girl I've trained you well

Instant?

hi Babs xx

Hello I was off wrapping presents

Ooh, getting in the swing of Christmas?

Love it. My favourite time of the year. Onc again sat here with glitter in places you don’t even want to know about "

peeps down babs top glittery boobs

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning everyone

I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed

Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?

I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one

Lazy feckers

Tut tut. It looks like they sneaked off when your back was turned. It's just as well Babs was here to keep things ship shape.

Pissst...not a mention of the instant we had this morning

Of course not. My lips are sealed

Good girl I've trained you well

Instant?

hi Babs xx

Hello I was off wrapping presents

Ooh, getting in the swing of Christmas?

Love it. My favourite time of the year. Onc again sat here with glitter in places you don’t even want to know about "

Ah, Mistress likes lots of glitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you enjoy your day out Mistress?

Yep very enlightening

Ooh, can you share?

Noooo

'kay

Your welcome Manuel

Haha! That was 'que'!

Sounds the fecking same

It does

What you doing tonight?

Not too sure yet

But I can fecking tell you what I'm not doing what your not making me dinner "

In the words of Chesney "don't be stupid woman" it would be fecking cold by the time I got to you ffs

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

So I’m confused about something ... are we allowed to watch the twirly wurly program that shall not be named or not? Or can we watch but not talk about it? I didn’t read the rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey...one of the marshalls at the event had a fecking glitter stick last night!

Fecking cosmos tried to mug the fecker ffs

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So I’m confused about something ... are we allowed to watch the twirly wurly program that shall not be named or not? Or can we watch but not talk about it? I didn’t read the rules "

*I watch it but don't tell Mistress, otherwise you'll get chucked off here!* As you were!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hey...one of the marshalls at the event had a fecking glitter stick last night!

Fecking cosmos tried to mug the fecker ffs "

Ooh love a glitter stick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’m confused about something ... are we allowed to watch the twirly wurly program that shall not be named or not? Or can we watch but not talk about it? I didn’t read the rules "

I'd say no to fecking all...but we have a couple of unruly members on here...and one even has a fecking thread on it

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So I’m confused about something ... are we allowed to watch the twirly wurly program that shall not be named or not? Or can we watch but not talk about it? I didn’t read the rules

I'd say no to fecking all...but we have a couple of unruly members on here...and one even has a fecking thread on it "

Tut....disgraceful....

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hey...one of the marshalls at the event had a fecking glitter stick last night!

Fecking cosmos tried to mug the fecker ffs

Ooh love a glitter dick! "

how would you explain a glittery foof at the doctors

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hey...one of the marshalls at the event had a fecking glitter stick last night!

Fecking cosmos tried to mug the fecker ffs

Ooh love a glitter dick! how would you explain a glittery foof at the doctors"

I would just say I was wrapping Christmas pressies with Babs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey...one of the marshalls at the event had a fecking glitter stick last night!

Fecking cosmos tried to mug the fecker ffs

Ooh love a glitter dick! how would you explain a glittery foof at the doctors"

That's a camel toe to you _amiss

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hey...one of the marshalls at the event had a fecking glitter stick last night!

Fecking cosmos tried to mug the fecker ffs

Ooh love a glitter dick! how would you explain a glittery foof at the doctors

That's a camel toe to you _amiss "

God, I hate camel toes, especially when they're all flabby and squidgy, not a good look!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"So I’m confused about something ... are we allowed to watch the twirly wurly program that shall not be named or not? Or can we watch but not talk about it? I didn’t read the rules

I'd say no to fecking all...but we have a couple of unruly members on here...and one even has a fecking thread on it

Tut....disgraceful.... "

I’m a recovering strictly fan. I miss Len. Not another word from me.

But I do like the sequins ... I like all things shiny. And the shoes ... I like the shoes

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"So I’m confused about something ... are we allowed to watch the twirly wurly program that shall not be named or not? Or can we watch but not talk about it? I didn’t read the rules

I'd say no to fecking all...but we have a couple of unruly members on here...and one even has a fecking thread on it

Tut....disgraceful....

I’m a recovering strictly fan. I miss Len. Not another word from me.

But I do like the sequins ... I like all things shiny. And the shoes ... I like the shoes "

i like his holiday proggrammes when he takes folks back to there childhood holiday places

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"So I’m confused about something ... are we allowed to watch the twirly wurly program that shall not be named or not? Or can we watch but not talk about it? I didn’t read the rules

I'd say no to fecking all...but we have a couple of unruly members on here...and one even has a fecking thread on it

Tut....disgraceful....

I’m a recovering strictly fan. I miss Len. Not another word from me.

But I do like the sequins ... I like all things shiny. And the shoes ... I like the shoes i like his holiday proggrammes when he takes folks back to there childhood holiday places "

I haven’t watched it but I will look out for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs "
rules can be broken

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs "

Oops sorry

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"So I’m confused about something ... are we allowed to watch the twirly wurly program that shall not be named or not? Or can we watch but not talk about it? I didn’t read the rules

I'd say no to fecking all...but we have a couple of unruly members on here...and one even has a fecking thread on it

Tut....disgraceful....

I’m a recovering strictly fan. I miss Len. Not another word from me.

But I do like the sequins ... I like all things shiny. And the shoes ... I like the shoes i like his holiday proggrammes when he takes folks back to there childhood holiday places

I haven’t watched it but I will look out for it "

bbc2 in the afternoons

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So I’m confused about something ... are we allowed to watch the twirly wurly program that shall not be named or not? Or can we watch but not talk about it? I didn’t read the rules

I'd say no to fecking all...but we have a couple of unruly members on here...and one even has a fecking thread on it

Tut....disgraceful....

I’m a recovering strictly fan. I miss Len. Not another word from me.

But I do like the sequins ... I like all things shiny. And the shoes ... I like the shoes i like his holiday proggrammes when he takes folks back to there childhood holiday places "

Me too, love Len, his autobiography is a good read. Sorry Mistress!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs rules can be broken "

Oh no they can't. ..well not on this thread.

Others maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry "

Your new so a little slip is ok

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok "

places banana skins around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is this lens?

Did he used to be a builder in coronation Street?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok "

You do like the word"feckin"dont you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok places banana skins around"

You can bugger off with them

Fecking caveman is scared to come here anymore since your last fecking say altering ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont you"

I like it as much as you dislike lol

And that fecking emoji

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Who is this lens?

Did he used to be a builder in coronation Street? "

Yeah, lens fairclough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont you

I like it as much as you dislike lol

And that fecking emoji "

Anyway how the bloodyhell are ya.havnt chatted for awhile

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont you"

ah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who is this lens?

Did he used to be a builder in coronation Street?

Yeah, lens fairclough! "

Feck where did that s come from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming "

Compliments on a saturday from _oddy,nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont you

I like it as much as you dislike lol

And that fecking emoji

Anyway how the bloodyhell are ya.havnt chatted for awhile"

Good mate just back from a little jolly yesterday....still got a fecking smile on me face

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Who is this lens?

Did he used to be a builder in coronation Street?

Yeah, lens fairclough!

Feck where did that s come from "

Fook nose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont you

I like it as much as you dislike lol

And that fecking emoji

Anyway how the bloodyhell are ya.havnt chatted for awhile

Good mate just back from a little jolly yesterday....still got a fecking smile on me face "

Did you have some rumpy pumpy?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming "

You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont you

I like it as much as you dislike lol

And that fecking emoji

Anyway how the bloodyhell are ya.havnt chatted for awhile

Good mate just back from a little jolly yesterday....still got a fecking smile on me face

Did you have some rumpy pumpy?"

A gentleman/lady never tells

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont you

I like it as much as you dislike lol

And that fecking emoji

Anyway how the bloodyhell are ya.havnt chatted for awhile

Good mate just back from a little jolly yesterday....still got a fecking smile on me face

Did you have some rumpy pumpy?"

No..they went to Betty's...apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming

You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?..... "

Great ass....ooops thinking out loud

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming

You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?..... "

sammi its sinderella must get the fireman involved to incase the place gets flooded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming

You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?..... "

Yeah but Paul Smith gone fecking awol

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming

You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....

Great ass....ooops thinking out loud"

We're not talking about the pantomime donkey, I take it?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont you

I like it as much as you dislike lol

And that fecking emoji

Anyway how the bloodyhell are ya.havnt chatted for awhile

Good mate just back from a little jolly yesterday....still got a fecking smile on me face

Did you have some rumpy pumpy?

A gentleman/lady never tells "

its all over twitter what you got up to

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming

You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....

Great ass....ooops thinking out loud

We're not talking about the pantomime donkey, I take it? "

which one karlof or stella

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming

You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?..... sammi its sinderella must get the fireman involved to incase the place gets flooded"

I'll have the fivers on, don't worry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont you

I like it as much as you dislike lol

And that fecking emoji

Anyway how the bloodyhell are ya.havnt chatted for awhile

Good mate just back from a little jolly yesterday....still got a fecking smile on me face

Did you have some rumpy pumpy?

No..they went to Betty's...apparently "

And somewhere after that....but I couldn't possibly say

Fecking hate lamppost pissers

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont you

I like it as much as you dislike lol

And that fecking emoji

Anyway how the bloodyhell are ya.havnt chatted for awhile

Good mate just back from a little jolly yesterday....still got a fecking smile on me face

Did you have some rumpy pumpy?

No..they went to Betty's...apparently

And somewhere after that....but I couldn't possibly say

Fecking hate lamppost pissers "

how did you cock ya leg so high up it

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming

You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....

Yeah but Paul Smith gone fecking awol "

So Dash will have to step in....don't let him leave until he's signed the contract....

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming

You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....

Great ass....ooops thinking out loud

We're not talking about the pantomime donkey, I take it? which one karlof or stella"

Deffo karlof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont you

I like it as much as you dislike lol

And that fecking emoji

Anyway how the bloodyhell are ya.havnt chatted for awhile

Good mate just back from a little jolly yesterday....still got a fecking smile on me face

Did you have some rumpy pumpy?

No..they went to Betty's...apparently

And somewhere after that....but I couldn't possibly say

Fecking hate lamppost pissers how did you cock ya leg so high up it"

I was in baitch mode

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

right back in a bit off to collect daughters prescription if its fecking ready

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont you

I like it as much as you dislike lol

And that fecking emoji

Anyway how the bloodyhell are ya.havnt chatted for awhile

Good mate just back from a little jolly yesterday....still got a fecking smile on me face

Did you have some rumpy pumpy?

No..they went to Betty's...apparently

And somewhere after that....but I couldn't possibly say

Fecking hate lamppost pissers "

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming

You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....

Yeah but Paul Smith gone fecking awol

So Dash will have to step in....don't let him leave until he's signed the contract.... "

The feckers still online...grab him _amiss..quick

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"right back in a bit off to collect daughters prescription if its fecking ready"

Catch ya later, Voddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"right back in a bit off to collect daughters prescription if its fecking ready"

Bout fecking time...see you soon

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming

You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....

Yeah but Paul Smith gone fecking awol

So Dash will have to step in....don't let him leave until he's signed the contract....

The feckers still online...grab him _amiss..quick "

He's trying to get away from me.....hold on......no he's gone....tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming

You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....

Yeah but Paul Smith gone fecking awol

So Dash will have to step in....don't let him leave until he's signed the contract....

The feckers still online...grab him _amiss..quick

He's trying to get away from me.....hold on......no he's gone....tut "

Im bloody here!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming

You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....

Yeah but Paul Smith gone fecking awol

So Dash will have to step in....don't let him leave until he's signed the contract....

The feckers still online...grab him _amiss..quick

He's trying to get away from me.....hold on......no he's gone....tut "

Feck didn't you tell him about the free latte

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont you

I like it as much as you dislike lol

And that fecking emoji

Anyway how the bloodyhell are ya.havnt chatted for awhile

Good mate just back from a little jolly yesterday....still got a fecking smile on me face

Did you have some rumpy pumpy?

A gentleman/lady never tells its all over twitter what you got up to"

Yeah"man in a dress caught hanging out the back of a donkey"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming

You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....

Yeah but Paul Smith gone fecking awol

So Dash will have to step in....don't let him leave until he's signed the contract....

The feckers still online...grab him _amiss..quick

He's trying to get away from me.....hold on......no he's gone....tut

Im bloody here!!!"

Feck if we need a ninja...you've got the fecking part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont you

I like it as much as you dislike lol

And that fecking emoji

Anyway how the bloodyhell are ya.havnt chatted for awhile

Good mate just back from a little jolly yesterday....still got a fecking smile on me face

Did you have some rumpy pumpy?

A gentleman/lady never tells its all over twitter what you got up to

Yeah"man in a dress caught hanging out the back of a donkey""

The fecking liars...it was a camel ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming

You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....

Yeah but Paul Smith gone fecking awol

So Dash will have to step in....don't let him leave until he's signed the contract....

The feckers still online...grab him _amiss..quick

He's trying to get away from me.....hold on......no he's gone....tut

Im bloody here!!!

Feck if we need a ninja...you've got the fecking part "

()

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming

You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....

Yeah but Paul Smith gone fecking awol

So Dash will have to step in....don't let him leave until he's signed the contract....

The feckers still online...grab him _amiss..quick

He's trying to get away from me.....hold on......no he's gone....tut

Im bloody here!!!"

Ooh, I've been jumping round all the threads trying to find you...so are you signing up for the panto or not?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont you

I like it as much as you dislike lol

And that fecking emoji

Anyway how the bloodyhell are ya.havnt chatted for awhile

Good mate just back from a little jolly yesterday....still got a fecking smile on me face

Did you have some rumpy pumpy?

A gentleman/lady never tells its all over twitter what you got up to

Yeah"man in a dress caught hanging out the back of a donkey"

The fecking liars...it was a camel ffs"

....with a toe.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming

You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....

Yeah but Paul Smith gone fecking awol

So Dash will have to step in....don't let him leave until he's signed the contract....

The feckers still online...grab him _amiss..quick

He's trying to get away from me.....hold on......no he's gone....tut

Im bloody here!!!

Ooh, I've been jumping round all the threads trying to find you...so are you signing up for the panto or not? "

What bloody panto?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

()

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont you

I like it as much as you dislike lol

And that fecking emoji

Anyway how the bloodyhell are ya.havnt chatted for awhile

Good mate just back from a little jolly yesterday....still got a fecking smile on me face

Did you have some rumpy pumpy?

A gentleman/lady never tells its all over twitter what you got up to

Yeah"man in a dress caught hanging out the back of a donkey"

The fecking liars...it was a camel ffs

....with a toe..... "

No Oi fecking cosmos had that fecker up my ass

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"()"

Just practicing that ninja thing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming

You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....

Yeah but Paul Smith gone fecking awol

So Dash will have to step in....don't let him leave until he's signed the contract....

The feckers still online...grab him _amiss..quick

He's trying to get away from me.....hold on......no he's gone....tut

Im bloody here!!!

Ooh, I've been jumping round all the threads trying to find you...so are you signing up for the panto or not?

What bloody panto?"

Feck that I'll let some fecker else explain that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming

You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....

Yeah but Paul Smith gone fecking awol

So Dash will have to step in....don't let him leave until he's signed the contract....

The feckers still online...grab him _amiss..quick

He's trying to get away from me.....hold on......no he's gone....tut

Im bloody here!!!

Ooh, I've been jumping round all the threads trying to find you...so are you signing up for the panto or not?

What bloody panto?

Feck that I'll let some fecker else explain that one "

Feck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"()

Just practicing that ninja thing... "

Yeah its funny how you can only remember how to use it when you see it ()

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"()

Just practicing that ninja thing...

Yeah its funny how you can only remember how to use it when you see it ()"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming

You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....

Yeah but Paul Smith gone fecking awol

So Dash will have to step in....don't let him leave until he's signed the contract....

The feckers still online...grab him _amiss..quick

He's trying to get away from me.....hold on......no he's gone....tut

Im bloody here!!!

Ooh, I've been jumping round all the threads trying to find you...so are you signing up for the panto or not?

What bloody panto?

Feck that I'll let some fecker else explain that one

Feck off"

Stop swearing ffs

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs

Oops sorry

Your new so a little slip is ok

You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming

You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....

Yeah but Paul Smith gone fecking awol

So Dash will have to step in....don't let him leave until he's signed the contract....

The feckers still online...grab him _amiss..quick

He's trying to get away from me.....hold on......no he's gone....tut

Im bloody here!!!

Ooh, I've been jumping round all the threads trying to find you...so are you signing up for the panto or not?

What bloody panto?"

Oh no....you haven't read the previous 27 threads....so....once upon a time, there was a group of reprobates on a swinging site, who decided to get together to produce a panto...long story short...I'm Sinderella and I need a Prince Charming....so.... ...how about it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"()

Just practicing that ninja thing...

Yeah its funny how you can only remember how to use it when you see it ()"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"()

Just practicing that ninja thing...

Yeah its funny how you can only remember how to use it when you see it ()"

()

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"()

Just practicing that ninja thing...

Yeah its funny how you can only remember how to use it when you see it ()"

()

End of thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi )"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"()

Just practicing that ninja thing...

Yeah its funny how you can only remember how to use it when you see it ()"

()

End of thread

Or is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"()

Just practicing that ninja thing...

Yeah its funny how you can only remember how to use it when you see it ()"

()

End of thread

Or is it?

Just maybe

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"()"

Just practicing that ninja thing...

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Someone start a new one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"()

Just practicing that ninja thing...

Yeah its funny how you can only remember how to use it when you see it ()"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"()

Just practicing that ninja thing...

Yeah its funny how you can only remember how to use it when you see it ()"

Sasmissssssssssssss start a new one

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

New one started!

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