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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....

What would you like?

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By *eadchefski1970Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Lovely cup of Yorkshire tea please.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo yes please.

Custard cream please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lovely cup of Yorkshire tea please....."

One lump or two?

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By *eadchefski1970Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Oooo yes please.

Custard cream please "

Oh no rich tea for dunking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooo yes please.

Custard cream please "

I have giant, yes GIANT custard creams

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By *eadchefski1970Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Lovely cup of Yorkshire tea please.....

One lump or two?

No sugar I'm sweet enough lol

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....

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Can I have tiramisu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....

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Cup of Rosie please, and a couple of fruit shortcakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh, have we got any chocolate Hobnobs??

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Tea please, white with no sugar. Can I just dip in the tin and get a nice surprise?

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By *eadchefski1970Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....

What would you like?

Can I have tiramisu

Sure, would you like an espresso woth that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo yes please.

Custard cream please

I have giant, yes GIANT custard creams

really? I'm on my way!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....

What would you like?

Cup of Rosie please, and a couple of fruit shortcakes "

Fruit shortakes are the staple of any good biscuit tin, you can have 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hobnobs dipped in tea, anything else just don’t cut it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything a little stronger in the cabinet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh, have we got any chocolate Hobnobs??

Ive got them all pet, one or two?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a glass of wine please?

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By *eadchefski1970Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Oooo yes please.

Custard cream please

I have giant, yes GIANT custard creams

really? I'm on my way!!"

I saw them in tesco the other day.....massive

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....

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Can I have tiramisu

Sure, would you like an espresso woth that?

Coffee standard NATO and chocolate bourbons if you please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea please, white with no sugar. Can I just dip in the tin and get a nice surprise?

Dip away, if you get one you don't like just chuck it back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooo yes please.

Custard cream please

I have giant, yes GIANT custard creams

really? I'm on my way!!"

I tell no lies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....

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Cup of Rosie please, and a couple of fruit shortcakes

Fruit shortakes are the staple of any good biscuit tin, you can have 3

Shh don’t tell anyone your just became my favourite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hobnobs dipped in tea, anything else just don’t cut it

Do love a good dunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a simple man.

A chocolate digestive, delivered by you wearing what you're wedding in your profile pic!

Thanks

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

Ovaltine and Garibaldis (dead fly biscuits)

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Can i be awkward and have coffee.....and chocolate digestive please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything a little stronger in the cabinet?"

I may have some gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pistachio cookie and a black coffee, no sugar, would be lovely..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a glass of wine please?

You can have anything you like lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hobnobs dipped in tea, anything else just don’t cut it

Do love a good dunk

Oooooohhhhh yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....

What would you like?

Can I have tiramisu

Sure, would you like an espresso woth that?

Coffee standard NATO and chocolate bourbons if you please"

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....

What would you like?

Cup of Rosie please, and a couple of fruit shortcakes

Fruit shortakes are the staple of any good biscuit tin, you can have 3

Shh don’t tell anyone your just became my favourite

Secrets safe with me

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

A towel, just walked woof.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a simple man.

A chocolate digestive, delivered by you wearing what you're wedding in your profile pic!

Thanks

This isnt dial a digestive pal, you can collect like everyone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *RayMan
over a year ago

essex

Caramel digestives mmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i be awkward and have coffee.....and chocolate digestive please

Im having coffee myself and caramel digestives, I'll share

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pistachio cookie and a black coffee, no sugar, would be lovely.."

That I can do, with a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....

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Cup of tea and a tunnocks tea cake please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh tea with chocolate malted milk or chocolate digestives. I'm on the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A towel, just walked woof."

Aww I've got a fluffy dressing gown you can put on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Caramel digestives mmmm"

Fave

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....

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Cup of tea and a tunnocks tea cake please

Load of butter? Delish

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"A towel, just walked woof.

Aww I've got a fluffy dressing gown you can put on

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh tea with chocolate malted milk or chocolate digestives. I'm on the way

Hurry, I may have started on the digestives without you

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....

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Cup of tea and a tunnocks tea cake please

That's not a biscuit though! Plus tunnocks caramel logs are better

I'll have a strong cup of tea and a bourbon biscuit please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ovaltine and Garibaldis (dead fly biscuits)"

Gentlemans biscuit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....

What would you like?

Cup of tea and a tunnocks tea cake please

That's not a biscuit though! Plus tunnocks caramel logs are better

I'll have a strong cup of tea and a bourbon biscuit please

I have cakes too

Tea and bourbon coming up

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....

What would you like?

Can I have tiramisu

Sure, would you like an espresso woth that?

Coffee standard NATO and chocolate bourbons if you please

Coming up

Thank you kind lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....

What would you like?

Cup of tea and a tunnocks tea cake please

That's not a biscuit though! Plus tunnocks caramel logs are better

I'll have a strong cup of tea and a bourbon biscuit please

Caramel log would do, am easily pleased

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By *ork10Man
over a year ago

York

Has to be a Muffin for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....

What would you like?

Cup of tea and a tunnocks tea cake please

That's not a biscuit though! Plus tunnocks caramel logs are better

I'll have a strong cup of tea and a bourbon biscuit please

Caramel log would do, am easily pleased

I don't know that one, let me rummage in my pantry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has to be a Muffin for me "

Lemon, Blueberry or chocolate?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

How did I miss this thread

Tea - Ceylon, custard cream to dunk (or party rings or shortbread or anything except rich tea and Jaffa cakes) please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How did I miss this thread

Tea - Ceylon, custard cream to dunk (or party rings or shortbread or anything except rich tea and Jaffa cakes) please

Gotta love a good party ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything a little stronger in the cabinet?

I may have some gin

Gin sounds perfect

Dont think there's a perfect biscuit combination that goes with Gin mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....

What would you like?

Whatever you're offering beaut!

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Can I just fill my hot water bottle and have someone tuck me in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea please and a custard cream x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything a little stronger in the cabinet?

I may have some gin

Gin sounds perfect

Dont think there's a perfect biscuit combination that goes with Gin mind

Gin doesn't need a biscuit. Just Ice, lime and tonic

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....

What would you like?

Cup of Rosie please, and a couple of fruit shortcakes

Fruit shortakes are the staple of any good biscuit tin, you can have 3

Fruit shortcakes should only be dished out in even numbers as they're a flimsy biscuit and need doubling up for dunking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hobnobs dipped in tea, anything else just don’t cut it

Nooooooooo that's wrong.....it's gotta be ginger nuts!!!!!

Hubba hubba

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By *ork10Man
over a year ago

York

"Has to be a Muffin for me

Lemon, Blueberry or chocolate?

Nice moist lemon one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....

What would you like?

Whatever you're offering beaut!

You can have my secret stash, oreo or jammy dodger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I just fill my hot water bottle and have someone tuck me in? "

Aww of course! I'll even brush your hair too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kit Kat and a cuppa please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cup of tea please and a custard cream x "

Splash of milk or drown it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....

What would you like?

Whatever you're offering beaut!

You can have my secret stash, oreo or jammy dodger

You really know how to make a woman moist!

Jammy Dodger please doll

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....

What would you like?

Cup of Rosie please, and a couple of fruit shortcakes

Fruit shortakes are the staple of any good biscuit tin, you can have 3

Fruit shortcakes should only be dished out in even numbers as they're a flimsy biscuit and need doubling up for dunking

Rookie mistake from me! 6 it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hobnobs dipped in tea, anything else just don’t cut it

Nooooooooo that's wrong.....it's gotta be ginger nuts!!!!!

Hubba hubba"

One of each?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has to be a Muffin for me

Lemon, Blueberry or chocolate?

Nice moist lemon one "

Love a moist muffin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kit Kat and a cuppa please

2 or 4 fingers?

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By *ewbie1972Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

Oh - that’s lovely x

Coffee; two and a coo please

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....

What would you like?

Cup of tea and a tunnocks tea cake please

That's not a biscuit though! Plus tunnocks caramel logs are better

I'll have a strong cup of tea and a bourbon biscuit please

Caramel log would do, am easily pleased

I don't know that one, let me rummage in my pantry

No no let me rummage in your pantry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh - that’s lovely x

Coffee; two and a coo please

Coo? Im not familiar

Shortbread finger?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Cup of tea please and a custard cream x

Splash of milk or drown it?

Angie don’t you dare say drown it or else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cup of tea please and a custard cream x

Splash of milk or drown it?

Drown it please, no sugar though x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kit Kat and a cuppa please

2 or 4 fingers?

4, I’ll give you 2 if you like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cup of tea please and a custard cream x

Splash of milk or drown it?

Drown it please, no sugar though x "

Sweet enough lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kit Kat and a cuppa please

2 or 4 fingers?

4, I’ll give you 2 if you like?

Do love a good finger PB, 2 even better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a fan of tea, but a latte and biscotti would be lovely, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hobnobs dipped in tea, anything else just don’t cut it

Nooooooooo that's wrong.....it's gotta be ginger nuts!!!!!

Hubba hubba

One of each?

Go on then...I'm a greedy girl so could easily manage 2!!!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Crumpet would be nice, smeared with something.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

How can you drown a cuppa tea - it’s sacrilege

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not a fan of tea, but a latte and biscotti would be lovely, thanks

Any flavour in your latte? I have a nice salted caramel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hobnobs dipped in tea, anything else just don’t cut it

Nooooooooo that's wrong.....it's gotta be ginger nuts!!!!!

Hubba hubba

One of each?

Go on then...I'm a greedy girl so could easily manage 2!!!"

You and me both

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Crumpet would be nice, smeared with something."

Crumpets with cheese is my midnight snack of choice at the mo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kit Kat and a cuppa please

2 or 4 fingers?

4, I’ll give you 2 if you like?

Do love a good finger PB, 2 even better

Here’s one then Miss P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a fan of tea, but a latte and biscotti would be lovely, thanks

Any flavour in your latte? I have a nice salted caramel?

Some cinnamon on top?please

you're very kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Upss last face was a mistake

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Coffee. Strong, white and sweet. Unlike me.

Whatever is left in the biscuit barrel at this late stage is good with me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not a fan of tea, but a latte and biscotti would be lovely, thanks

Any flavour in your latte? I have a nice salted caramel?

Some cinnamon on top?please

you're very kind

Oh cinnamon top, nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't suppose I can get any Cointreau in here at all?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee. Strong, white and sweet. Unlike me.

Whatever is left in the biscuit barrel at this late stage is good with me. "

Saved some for you didnt I

Blue Ribband or a Rocky?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kit Kat and a cuppa please

2 or 4 fingers?

4, I’ll give you 2 if you like?

Do love a good finger PB, 2 even better

Here’s one then Miss P

You Sir are a gem

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't suppose I can get any Cointreau in here at all? "

*rummages in drinks cabinet*

Yep! I have a wee bit left over from last crimbo, might be double strength now mind

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

"Kit Kat and a cuppa please

2 or 4 fingers?

4, I’ll give you 2 if you like?

Do love a good finger PB, 2 even better

Here’s one then Miss P

You Sir are a gem

I'd like to give you one but I don't know where somewhere is

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Coffee. Strong, white and sweet. Unlike me.

Whatever is left in the biscuit barrel at this late stage is good with me.

Saved some for you didnt I

Blue Ribband or a Rocky? "

Oh you

Blue Riband for the win!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kit Kat and a cuppa please

2 or 4 fingers?

4, I’ll give you 2 if you like?

Do love a good finger PB, 2 even better

Here’s one then Miss P

You Sir are a gem

I'd like to give you one but I don't know where somewhere is"

We still talking biscuits?

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Got any chocolate digestives in the tin?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Tea, please. And lemon puff biscuit (or two!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got any chocolate digestives in the tin?

XX"

Milk or dark? I have 'em all

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

"Kit Kat and a cuppa please

2 or 4 fingers?

4, I’ll give you 2 if you like?

Do love a good finger PB, 2 even better

Here’s one then Miss P

You Sir are a gem

I'd like to give you one but I don't know where somewhere is

We still talking biscuits?

I thought we'd moved on to fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a fan of tea, but a latte and biscotti would be lovely, thanks

Any flavour in your latte? I have a nice salted caramel?

Some cinnamon on top?please

you're very kind

Oh cinnamon top, nice!

A little bit of cinnamon goes a long way, and its antioxidant abilities are what makes it especially beneficial to include in your diet. As little as 1/2 of one teaspoon of cinnamon daily can have positive effects on blood sugar levels, digestion, immunity, and more.

Read this while ago, so I always add cinnamon to my latte

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....

What would you like?

I would love an Irish Coffee served by a lady dressed provocative

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea, please. And lemon puff biscuit (or two!)

You can have 4, they're only small

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not a fan of tea, but a latte and biscotti would be lovely, thanks

Any flavour in your latte? I have a nice salted caramel?

Some cinnamon on top?please

you're very kind

Oh cinnamon top, nice!

Read this while ago, so I always add cinnamon to my latte

Really? Thats really interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....

What would you like?

I would love an Irish Coffee served by a lady dressed provocative

Im in my fluffy pj's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kit Kat and a cuppa please

2 or 4 fingers?

4, I’ll give you 2 if you like?

Do love a good finger PB, 2 even better

Here’s one then Miss P

You Sir are a gem

I'd like to give you one but I don't know where somewhere is

We still talking biscuits?

I thought we'd moved on to fingers"

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over a year ago

"Don't suppose I can get any Cointreau in here at all?

*rummages in drinks cabinet*

Yep! I have a wee bit left over from last crimbo, might be double strength now mind

Sounds glorious, 1 cube of ice please

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

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I like tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like tea"

You're welcome to a cup, would you like a biscuit to dunk?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Tea, please. And lemon puff biscuit (or two!)

You can have 4, they're only small

You wicked temptress

...go on, then!

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

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"I like tea

You're welcome to a cup, would you like a biscuit to dunk?

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I like my fingers soggy

(Chocolate fingers that is)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea, please. And lemon puff biscuit (or two!)

You can have 4, they're only small

You wicked temptress

...go on, then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like tea

You're welcome to a cup, would you like a biscuit to dunk?

I like my fingers soggy

(Chocolate fingers that is)

You're obsessed man

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By *ork10Man
over a year ago

York

"Has to be a Muffin for me

Lemon, Blueberry or chocolate?

Nice moist lemon one

Love a moist muffin

Oh yes the best muffins seem to get more moist the more you tuck in

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over a year ago

"Has to be a Muffin for me

Lemon, Blueberry or chocolate?

Nice moist lemon one

Love a moist muffin

Oh yes the best muffins seem to get more moist the more you tuck in "

Do love a gooey soft centre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....

What would you like?

Tea with milk and half a sugar

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over a year ago

"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....

What would you like?

Tea with milk and half a sugar

Tell me when, I'm generous with my sweetness

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By *ork10Man
over a year ago

York

"Has to be a Muffin for me

Lemon, Blueberry or chocolate?

Nice moist lemon one

Love a moist muffin

Oh yes the best muffins seem to get more moist the more you tuck in

Do love a gooey soft centre

Oh yes I can tell your a fan of a good Muffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mint viscount milk and 2 please leave the tea bag in i like mines strong

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Packet of crisps and a bar and away we go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has to be a Muffin for me

Lemon, Blueberry or chocolate?

Nice moist lemon one

Love a moist muffin

Oh yes the best muffins seem to get more moist the more you tuck in

Do love a gooey soft centre

Oh yes I can tell your a fan of a good Muffin

T'is true

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mint viscount milk and 2 please leave the tea bag in i like mines strong

I'll even double bag you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Packet of crisps and a bar and away we go

I save the crisps for a special friend, I've got a curly wurly you can have though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

coffee with 1 sugar n a jammie dodger plz x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"coffee with 1 sugar n a jammie dodger plz x

Full or semi?

Milk that is

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By *ork10Man
over a year ago

York

"Has to be a Muffin for me

Lemon, Blueberry or chocolate?

Nice moist lemon one

Love a moist muffin

Oh yes the best muffins seem to get more moist the more you tuck in

Do love a gooey soft centre

Oh yes I can tell your a fan of a good Muffin

T'is true

Nice when they got hard bits in you can suck and flick with your tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got my self comfy in front of the log burner now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any booby cuddles going tonight Polly?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has to be a Muffin for me

Lemon, Blueberry or chocolate?

Nice moist lemon one

Love a moist muffin

Oh yes the best muffins seem to get more moist the more you tuck in

Do love a gooey soft centre

Oh yes I can tell your a fan of a good Muffin

T'is true

Nice when they got hard bits in you can suck and flick with your tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any booby cuddles going tonight Polly?

Me too please girls!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got my self comfy in front of the log burner now!

Oohh that calls for a brandy

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Got any chocolate digestives in the tin?

Milk or dark? I have 'em all

Oooh dark please, and a coffee with two sugars to dunk them in

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over a year ago

"Mint viscount milk and 2 please leave the tea bag in i like mines strong

I'll even double bag you

Just incase one slips off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any booby cuddles going tonight Polly?

Me too please girls! "

Come here you two!! Come for a cwtch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any booby cuddles going tonight Polly?

Me too please girls! "

Get over here you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any booby cuddles going tonight Polly?

Me too please girls!

Come here you two!! Come for a cwtch

This is just what I needed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got any chocolate digestives in the tin?

Milk or dark? I have 'em all

Oooh dark please, and a coffee with two sugars to dunk them in

XX"

Heaven

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over a year ago

"Mint viscount milk and 2 please leave the tea bag in i like mines strong

I'll even double bag you

Just incase one slips off

You can never be too careful

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over a year ago

"Any booby cuddles going tonight Polly?

Me too please girls!

Come here you two!! Come for a cwtch

This is just what I needed!

Ive got a secret stash of Jaffa cakes too

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over a year ago

"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....

What would you like?

Glass of cold white and a hob nob?? X

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over a year ago

"Any booby cuddles going tonight Polly?

Me too please girls!

Come here you two!! Come for a cwtch

This is just what I needed!

Ive got a secret stash of Jaffa cakes too

My unicorn slippers and I are stopping for the night! Snuggle up girls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....

What would you like?

Glass of cold white and a hob nob?? X"

Wine AND biscuits? On a School night? Oh you're a naughty one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mint viscount milk and 2 please leave the tea bag in i like mines strong

I'll even double bag you

Just incase one slips off

You can never be too careful

Hahahaha defo not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any booby cuddles going tonight Polly?

Me too please girls!

Come here you two!! Come for a cwtch

This is just what I needed!

Ive got a secret stash of Jaffa cakes too

My unicorn slippers and I are stopping for the night! Snuggle up girls

Kitchens now closed, my birds are here

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Self control has left the building, there is nothing listed above apart from dead fly biscuits that I wouldn't devour right now...but I will settle for a nice cuppa, to late for coffee and surprise me on the goodies

Madame Boo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey gorgeous

arriving fashionably late but bearing jaffa cakes

and a kiss x

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got my self comfy in front of the log burner now!

Oohh that calls for a brandy

Haven't had one of them for a loooong time, oh those were the days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Organic green..yummm

And if I must... Mrs Crimble’s coconut macaroons

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over a year ago

"Self control has left the building, there is nothing listed above apart from dead fly biscuits that I wouldn't devour right now...but I will settle for a nice cuppa, to late for coffee and surprise me on the goodies

Madame Boo"

Nice cup of tea and a penguin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey gorgeous

arriving fashionably late but bearing jaffa cakes

and a kiss x

Peach x"

Sod your Jaffa cakes. I'll take a pile of your kisses please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey gorgeous

arriving fashionably late but bearing jaffa cakes

and a kiss x

Peach x"

Mwah!!! You're just in time, me, Rubes and Strumpet have just got into bed, theres room next to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Organic green..yummm

And if I must... Mrs Crimble’s coconut macaroons

They sound delightful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any booby cuddles going tonight Polly?

Me too please girls!

Come here you two!! Come for a cwtch

This is just what I needed!

Ive got a secret stash of Jaffa cakes too

My unicorn slippers and I are stopping for the night! Snuggle up girls

Kitchens now closed, my birds are here

*swoon*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey gorgeous

arriving fashionably late but bearing jaffa cakes

and a kiss x

Peach x

Mwah!!! You're just in time, me, Rubes and Strumpet have just got into bed, theres room next to me

Oh this is just perfect

Peach x

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over a year ago

"Hey gorgeous

arriving fashionably late but bearing jaffa cakes

and a kiss x

Peach x

Sod your Jaffa cakes. I'll take a pile of your kisses please

You can have one from me too if you'd like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong sweet tea and either shortbread finger or an Orange club biscuit please.....

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

"Hey gorgeous

arriving fashionably late but bearing jaffa cakes

and a kiss x

Peach x

Sod your Jaffa cakes. I'll take a pile of your kisses please

You can have one from me too if you'd like

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strong sweet tea and either shortbread finger or an Orange club biscuit please.....

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit, join our club

Coming up

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over a year ago

"Hey gorgeous

arriving fashionably late but bearing jaffa cakes

and a kiss x

Peach x

Sod your Jaffa cakes. I'll take a pile of your kisses please

Oh you're an easy pull...grrrr

Peach x

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Madame Boo

Nice cup of tea and a penguin

Pppppick up

for the right biscuit

Madame Boo

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over a year ago

"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....

What would you like?

Glass of cold white and a hob nob?? X

Wine AND biscuits? On a School night? Oh you're a naughty one

Biscuits?? Who said any thing about bisciuts

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over a year ago

"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....

What would you like?

Glass of cold white and a hob nob?? X

Wine AND biscuits? On a School night? Oh you're a naughty one

Biscuits?? Who said any thing about bisciuts

Err hob nob? Is that something different where you're from??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd much rather some , sausage rolls and crisps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd much rather some , sausage rolls and crisps

Sounds like the ultimate bed picnic

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Gingerbread latte and some jaffa cakes please.

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