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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mine is waking up about 8am, then breakfast, then do yoga, usually 6 surga namascara and then go to the gym, how about you?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

About 6 coffees and maybe some food

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Wake up 6.30 . Coffee Shit Wash Dress Walk Pooch Come Back Get On Bike Go Work . In that order

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By *ancduoCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Get boys ready and out for school. Shower. Slimfast shake. Then see what the day brings

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Get up go for a wee, have a wash, put the kettle on then try and get the boychild up for school. Let the dog out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up, shower, dress, out the door.

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over a year ago

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Coffee....pry eyes open....coffee....brush teeth....coffee...eat breakfast.....coffee....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set alarm for 7, press snooze every 5 minutes till 7:20. Brush my teeth, get dressed then go downstairs to the office for a 7:30 start. If its summer I might snooze the alarm one more time as I often work in my boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up, fell out of bed

Dragged a comb across my head

Found my way downstairs and drank a cup

And looking up, I noticed I was late

Found my coat and grabbed my hat

Made the bus in seconds flat

Found my way upstairs and had a smoke

And somebody spoke and I went into a dream

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By *otchillicoupleCouple
over a year ago

all over

Wake up and cuddle hubby, Throw some leggings and a hoody on, go downstairs and commando crawl with the dog, give dog his meds and then his food. Sit down with hubby and drink at least 3 cups of tea whilst catching up on news and fab. Go back upstairs to decide what to wear and get dressed for the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up make a brew, have a shower whilst brew cools drink brew get dressed clean teeth go to work.

If I’m working from home the commute is shorter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee with coconut oil and two boiled eggs. Feed the kids. (Like watching monkeys) and make pack lunches Scream at the kids to get ready for school. Scream again. Remove the iPads and switch off the telly. Chase the smaller one around the house with his school uniform. Shout shoes and brush teeth umpteen times. Brush and tie hair of the eldest as delicately as possible as she’s sensitive. Herd them into car with packed lunches and bags. Listen to them bicker about the most ridiculous thing on the car journey. Deliver them to school. Breathe. Call my beloved on the way to the gym.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up. Get out of bed, drag the comb across my head, I make my way downstairs and drink a cup.....I'll keep it shorter.

Wake/coffee/coffee/coffee get ready/ leave house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get up, feed cats, put kettle on, shower, fill coffee mug, get in van.

Takes about 15 minutes in all!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Wake up between 4.15 & 4.30, shower get dressed and out the door for 5.30

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get up coffee. And the 3 sss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 am.

Step over the dog on the landing.

Cuddle dog while I go to the toilet.

Go downstairs and shower.

Dress in scruffs and walk dogs.

In and breakfast and take my pills. Watching the news

Start car if it's frozen. Shout at daughter to get up.

Head to first job at 7.10 ish.

Check fb and here when I get time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wee, coffee, shower and brush my teef, tame hair and apply face paint...maybe get dressed.

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

MK

7.10 up

Dressed

Breakfast

Toilet

Teeth

Leave before 8am

Drop wife and kid off

Work 8.10

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Up at 5.40....tea, at least two cups of, get ready and leave for work at 6.10...no food, cant eat in the mornings. Though i make up for that through the day as ya can prob tell!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Groan, make a fuss, kick the covers off in a tantrum, have a lady wank, pull on some clothes, frown for a few hours until the coffee has kicked in.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Get up about 5, fall over a cat in the dark, stand in a half eaten rodent of some sort, do 1.5 hours of work while the house is quiet, wake daughter up, do daughter's packed lunch, feed cats, put away washing up, hang out a load of washing, get daughter and me breakfast, prep beef and veg for slow cooker .... all by 7.20

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake. Wank. Snooze. Wank. Shower and wank. Lie down again. Wank. Dress. Coffee. Think about wanking. Go to work.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Alarm goes off , turn off alarm , repeat 3/4 times , realise I'm late , swear a bit , bathroom , dressed , drive like lunatic to get to work , coffee , look of amazement when latest excuse for why someone has gone sick , coffee , start to resemble human

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up at 6.15, cuppa, leave for work .. spend all day at work

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Shower, wake up my boys, make them breakfast then go get ready.

Organise them then we all leave. I spend an hour in the car before I reach the office

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

Get up eat a banana drink half a litre of water take vitamins have a berocca brush teeth go to the gym eat loads of porridge brush teeth again and bike to work phew

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By *DONToBEoNOSEYoMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Wake up 5.45am

Have a wee...

Quick wash...

Brush teeth...

Take vitamins...

Get dressed....

Grab rucksake....

Jump in car....

Heated seats on..

Drive to Birmingham city centre

How exciting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a work day, wake up about 11 ish,lie in bed for another hour or so wishing I was still sleeping. Eventually stumble to the kitchen for coffee,sit staring blankly into the cup until it goes cold,drink it,make another,,,,repeat until two hours before work time,,,then loo,wash,shower,get dressed and do make up and hair,,,all simultaneously,,then realise I have an hour left for the ten minute drive to work so,,make another coffee and sit staring blankly into that until I realise I now have five minutes to do the ten minute drive to work and I haven't made a sandwich and my teeth need brushing again because of all the coffee I've d*unk and now I need another wee as well.

It's bloomin' hectic chez moi on a work day.

On non work days I just stay in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is waking up about 8am, then breakfast, then do yoga, usually 6 surga namascara and then go to the gym, how about you? "

You may consider changing your username to shag this morning.. you have so much time in your hands

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Up around 05.30

Paperwork, emails etc.

Pop on here for a nosey, take Mrs M her first brew 2 coffees pour moi.

Breakfast, 2nd brew, shower, find keys, kiss goodbye, drive off to work.

Get to motorway island realise I have forgotten phone, head back and start again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

07.00 Alarm goes.

07.05 Stretch then get out of bed.

07.10 To the kitchen to make a multivitamin shake.

07.15 A quick 15 lengths of my pool.

07.45 Workout in my gym.

08.30 shower and get dressed.

08.45 Log on to fab.

09.00 Finish replying to the 30 new messages.

09.30 Head to the garage to decide which car to drive to work.

*beep*beep*beep*

07.00 actual alarm goes off.

07.05 realises all of the above was a bizarre dream.

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