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1 Thing you should never do!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fry an egg whilst naked, daft thing is it's not the first time either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fry an egg whilst naked, daft thing is it's not the first time either "

Been there. Done that.

Grilling bacon isn't great either....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fry an egg whilst naked, daft thing is it's not the first time either "

The same goes for frying sausages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon is worse xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

call out your girlfriends name while shagging the wife

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fry an egg whilst naked, daft thing is it's not the first time either

Been there. Done that.

Grilling bacon isn't great either...."

Not if it's a low level grill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or never lick the frezzer draw.... trust me still hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fry an egg whilst naked, daft thing is it's not the first time either

Been there. Done that.

Grilling bacon isn't great either....

Not if it's a low level grill"

Mine's not. Perfectly breast height!...but at least its a good excuse to get Tod to kiss me better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fry an egg whilst naked, daft thing is it's not the first time either

Been there. Done that.

Grilling bacon isn't great either....

Not if it's a low level grill"

Low level grills are eye level grills for the Soapster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fry an egg whilst naked, daft thing is it's not the first time either

Been there. Done that.

Grilling bacon isn't great either....

Not if it's a low level grill

Low level grills are eye level grills for the Soapster "

Fook right off lofty xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fry an egg whilst naked, daft thing is it's not the first time either

Been there. Done that.

Grilling bacon isn't great either....

Not if it's a low level grill

Low level grills are eye level grills for the Soapster "

suppose you cook in heels then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fry an egg whilst naked, daft thing is it's not the first time either

Been there. Done that.

Grilling bacon isn't great either....

Not if it's a low level grill

Low level grills are eye level grills for the Soapster

suppose you cook in heels then "

You need't start lanky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fry an egg whilst naked, daft thing is it's not the first time either

Been there. Done that.

Grilling bacon isn't great either....

Not if it's a low level grill

Low level grills are eye level grills for the Soapster

suppose you cook in heels then

You need't start lanky "
oooooooooooooo touchy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fry an egg whilst naked, daft thing is it's not the first time either "

you could always find a volunteer to kiss it better

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Years ago, back in the 70's. my brother had a flat in London. Some friends came to stay, including Vic, a heavy drug user, a lovely guy but sadly no longer with us.

They had all taken all sorts of substances but finally settled down for the night. After a couple of hours my brother woke up and went to see what the noise was that he could hear down the hallway. He walked into the kitchen to find Vic, clearly tripping out of his head, standing on a stool in front of the cooker, with his cock and balls in the frying pan, happily tending to them with the fish slice the way you would a fry up. When he finally stopped tripping he wasn't quite so happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chop chilies then go for fourplay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Years ago, back in the 70's. my brother had a flat in London. Some friends came to stay, including Vic, a heavy drug user, a lovely guy but sadly no longer with us.

They had all taken all sorts of substances but finally settled down for the night. After a couple of hours my brother woke up and went to see what the noise was that he could hear down the hallway. He walked into the kitchen to find Vic, clearly tripping out of his head, standing on a stool in front of the cooker, with his cock and balls in the frying pan, happily tending to them with the fish slice the way you would a fry up. When he finally stopped tripping he wasn't quite so happy."

Kin ell!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Stick a fork in the toaster to get a muffin out!

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"chop chilies then go for fourplay"

On the contrary. My friend and his girlfriend used to make Chilli con carne together a bit like the pottery scene in 'Ghost'. They would mash the clillis up by hand and she really got off on him massaging her clit with his chilli juice covered fingers. Her orgasms used to rip through her.

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By *rs Robinson1Woman
over a year ago

Chapel Row


"or never lick the frezzer draw.... trust me still hurts "

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By *rs Robinson1Woman
over a year ago

Chapel Row


"chop chilies then go for fourplay

On the contrary. My friend and his girlfriend used to make Chilli con carne together a bit like the pottery scene in 'Ghost'. They would mash the clillis up by hand and she really got off on him massaging her clit with his chilli juice covered fingers. Her orgasms used to rip through her."

eeek

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"chop chilies then go for fourplay

On the contrary. My friend and his girlfriend used to make Chilli con carne together a bit like the pottery scene in 'Ghost'. They would mash the clillis up by hand and she really got off on him massaging her clit with his chilli juice covered fingers. Her orgasms used to rip through her."

Mind you, they got sacked from their jobs as Chefs in that particular Mexican restaurant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get your T-shirt stuck in the zip of your jeans when you're bursting for a piss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snap your car key in the lock after a meet, true story...... "oh the shame"

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead


"chop chilies then go for fourplay"

Been there done that, trouble is its so easy to forget when doing some saucy cooking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fry an egg whilst naked, daft thing is it's not the first time either

The same goes for frying sausages. "

You should not fry your sausage.

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

eat yellow snow... only 100 days to go......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fry an egg whilst naked, daft thing is it's not the first time either

The same goes for frying sausages.

You should not fry your sausage. "

Better raw isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't do the ironing nakkie either.......and no jokes about my wrinkles thank you.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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I did a bbq last year for about 60 people foolishly wearing just an apron.

I got a massive blister on my right boob and still bear the scar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah ironing naked is not a good thing i have been caught twice doing that bloody hurts

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