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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Something gettin' on your tits? Get it off your chest here. Swing your rants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do clocks tick so noisily? I don't want a digital clock. I like my clock. Its just very loud.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think I got on PP's tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no fucking bacon in the shop this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do clocks tick so noisily? I don't want a digital clock. I like my clock. Its just very loud. "

I can't have a ticking clock in my bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I got on PP's tits."

Shocking behaviour

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"no fucking bacon in the shop this morning "

Outrageous.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I got on PP's tits.

Shocking behaviour "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do clocks tick so noisily? I don't want a digital clock. I like my clock. Its just very loud.

I can't have a ticking clock in my bedroom."

I haven't got a clock in my bedroom.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Why do clocks tick so noisily? I don't want a digital clock. I like my clock. Its just very loud. "

My clock is quite quiet actually

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do clocks tick so noisily? I don't want a digital clock. I like my clock. Its just very loud.

My clock is quite quiet actually "

Big clock, goes off quietly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Steve Allen is on the wireless. I don't like him, but can't help but listen.

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"Why do clocks tick so noisily? I don't want a digital clock. I like my clock. Its just very loud. "

I hate a ticking clock I think it's my life ticking away but my friend loves it she thinks it's comforting!

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"Why do clocks tick so noisily? I don't want a digital clock. I like my clock. Its just very loud.

My clock is quite quiet actually "
you have a very big clock if you don't mind me saying!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I’ve run out of sellotape ... I’m mid wrapping! It’s very inconvenient and very poor planning on my part!

Not quite a rant, more of a little moan but nobody else is up to listen to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why isn't the Ashes on TV ?

Really kicks the fine middle leg & spoils my afternoon tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve run out of sellotape ... I’m mid wrapping! It’s very inconvenient and very poor planning on my part!

Not quite a rant, more of a little moan but nobody else is up to listen to me "

now that is not on at all

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I’ve run out of sellotape ... I’m mid wrapping! It’s very inconvenient and very poor planning on my part!

Not quite a rant, more of a little moan but nobody else is up to listen to me

now that is not on at all "

It’s the worst, honestly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve run out of sellotape ... I’m mid wrapping! It’s very inconvenient and very poor planning on my part!

Not quite a rant, more of a little moan but nobody else is up to listen to me

now that is not on at all

ive been there get all the stuff out and no sellotape i feel your pain if i was closer id have brought you some

It’s the worst, honestly "

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester


"I’ve run out of sellotape ... I’m mid wrapping! It’s very inconvenient and very poor planning on my part!

Not quite a rant, more of a little moan but nobody else is up to listen to me

now that is not on at all

It’s the worst, honestly "

Come down for quiet cuppa, bloody cats racing round and arguing, had to separate them - honestly worse than kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No ones been on my ( . )( . ) in ages

Rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man Starts a thread - man only replies to women in thread.

I know I know, Of course he can do what he wants in a piblic forum, and that's what he intended all along, but 'god as my witness' (I'm shaking my fist here) I'm reluctant to answer anyone's ... how many women like orgasm thread ever again.

Rant over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to rant about

I'm happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man Starts a thread - man only replies to women in thread.

I know I know, Of course he can do what he wants in a piblic forum, and that's what he intended all along, but 'god as my witness' (I'm shaking my fist here) I'm reluctant to answer anyone's ... how many women like orgasm thread ever again.

Rant over. "

was that supposed to be 'pubic forum' ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man Starts a thread - man only replies to women in thread.

I know I know, Of course he can do what he wants in a piblic forum, and that's what he intended all along, but 'god as my witness' (I'm shaking my fist here) I'm reluctant to answer anyone's ... how many women like orgasm thread ever again.

Rant over.

was that supposed to be 'pubic forum' ? "

My phone types with an accent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning op x Only a few niggles really...why isn't it illegal to get up when it's dark? Why does my mojo wake up when I have to be somewhere? Christmas songs should not be playing until December so why is last Christmas already an earworm?

Apart from those I'm all smiles

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning op x Only a few niggles really...why isn't it illegal to get up when it's dark? Why does my mojo wake up when I have to be somewhere? Christmas songs should not be playing until December so why is last Christmas already an earworm?

Apart from those I'm all smiles

Peach x"

I hate Christmas songs in November. It is not the month of Christmas, why do it. Yes, put Christmas stuff on the shelves, but don't play music yet, let's learn how to build it up instead of going all in and getting bored of it over 10 wks of mental torture.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

No cricket highlights on normal tv.

Bunch of piss flaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do clocks tick so noisily? I don't want a digital clock. I like my clock. Its just very loud. "

Erm, there is a reason, he says in adenoidal tones!, generally our senses tend to be Comparative rather than Definitive. We notice the difference in temp and noise, like your clock. So in the bedroom, obviously generally quiet, the ticking clock is noticed a lot more! Every noticed how your TV volume is set lowest first thing in the morning than early evening?

Fletching coat, time for work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do clocks tick so noisily? I don't want a digital clock. I like my clock. Its just very loud.

Erm, there is a reason, he says in adenoidal tones!, generally our senses tend to be Comparative rather than Definitive. We notice the difference in temp and noise, like your clock. So in the bedroom, obviously generally quiet, the ticking clock is noticed a lot more! Every noticed how your TV volume is set lowest first thing in the morning than early evening?

Fletching coat, time for work! "

I know I only notice it when the rest of the house is quiet but why does it have to tick at all?!?!

Also, it really annoys me when people call them comdoms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do clocks tick so noisily? I don't want a digital clock. I like my clock. Its just very loud.

Erm, there is a reason, he says in adenoidal tones!, generally our senses tend to be Comparative rather than Definitive. We notice the difference in temp and noise, like your clock. So in the bedroom, obviously generally quiet, the ticking clock is noticed a lot more! Every noticed how your TV volume is set lowest first thing in the morning than early evening?

Fletching coat, time for work!

I know I only notice it when the rest of the house is quiet but why does it have to tick at all?!?!

Also, it really annoys me when people call them comdoms. "

It's repetitive, it should help you fall asleep. So much so, that army gas mask filters were renowned to make soldiers nod off when on watch. Because they'd click and the inhale/exhale.

I'll grab my coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do clocks tick so noisily? I don't want a digital clock. I like my clock. Its just very loud.

Erm, there is a reason, he says in adenoidal tones!, generally our senses tend to be Comparative rather than Definitive. We notice the difference in temp and noise, like your clock. So in the bedroom, obviously generally quiet, the ticking clock is noticed a lot more! Every noticed how your TV volume is set lowest first thing in the morning than early evening?

Fletching coat, time for work!

I know I only notice it when the rest of the house is quiet but why does it have to tick at all?!?!

Also, it really annoys me when people call them comdoms.

It's repetitive, it should help you fall asleep. So much so, that army gas mask filters were renowned to make soldiers nod off when on watch. Because they'd click and the inhale/exhale.

I'll grab my coat. "

It should......but it doesn't. Its more like The Tell Tale Heart by Edgar Allan Poe, slowly driving you insane.

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By *exymidscouple2017Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"no fucking bacon in the shop this morning "

They had some at Gregg's this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is some reason why I've had horrible sleep last 3 nights. I'm so tired and grumpy because of it

Kitten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I came on PP's tits."

Well Jim that’s a revelation I didn’t expect to read this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pedestrians aimlessly wondering across the road wearing those ear covering headphones. There's that many laws aimed at making driving safer but what walkers or cyclists who are oblivious to their surroundings.....reckon we should be able to run them over!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Everyone on my team, except me, is a mother and the only non related topic of conversation at the moment revolves around endless lists of what they are getting their kids for Xmas, what their kids want but aren’t getting for Xmas, what their kids are doing at school for Xmas, list after list usually moaning about it all at the same time. One starts and then all the others have to carry on like it’s some competition who can moan the most. Kids expecting shit loads at Xmas cos guess what, you buy them shit loads at Xmas!

I adore the kids in my family and have nothing against a little chat about Xmas plans but it’s all they talk about and it’s not even December yet. I try to join in and even try to bring up other topics but it all ends up back at the same place. Arrrrrrg!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I came on PP's tits.

Well Jim that’s a revelation I didn’t expect to read this morning "

PP wasn't expecting it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning op x Only a few niggles really...why isn't it illegal to get up when it's dark? Why does my mojo wake up when I have to be somewhere? Christmas songs should not be playing until December so why is last Christmas already an earworm?

Apart from those I'm all smiles

Peach x

I hate Christmas songs in November. It is not the month of Christmas, why do it. Yes, put Christmas stuff on the shelves, but don't play music yet, let's learn how to build it up instead of going all in and getting bored of it over 10 wks of mental torture. "

Yes... what happened to the twelve days of Christmas?

It's more like twelve fucking weeks now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's Friday - which is usually a good thing - but I'm completely broke and am trying to lose a few pounds so I'm not allowed anything naughty to eat or drink - and I don't have any plans.

Boring

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Something gettin' on your tits? Get it off your chest here. Swing your rants."

Does being made redundant 4 weeks before christmas count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something gettin' on your tits? Get it off your chest here. Swing your rants.

Does being made redundant 4 weeks before christmas count?"

That counts. So sorry to hear that. Hope the New Year brings new and better opportunities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't know the rant is going on till Friday, it should be serious issue then..

Is it the rant about brexit or men not getting meet?

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