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The Strictly No Dancing and lots of Fecking Twirling Thread 27

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

twirls around

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls "

I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved? "

you may choose your outfit

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls "

No I’m an

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an "

such a shame your halo slipped around your ankles

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an "

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an such a shame your halo slipped around your ankles "

I think that was my knickers

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit "

This coming from Mrs No Nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger....I was just about to answer babs then that bloody cosmos got a hold of me and by the time I got free the fecking thread had ended

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

This coming from Mrs No Nipples "

how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Bugger....I was just about to answer babs then that bloody cosmos got a hold of me and by the time I got free the fecking thread had ended "
did she have ya round the throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top"

I've got a pair of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bugger....I was just about to answer babs then that bloody cosmos got a hold of me and by the time I got free the fecking thread had ended did she have ya round the throat"

Nah she put fecking mitts on me hands ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"twirls around "

Watching your fecking language

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved? "

I look good in a ballgown but I can't fecking d****

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"twirls around

Watching your fecking language "

bullocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved? you may choose your outfit"

I have a good wardrobe to choose from

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top"

I think you have me mistaken for a working girl

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top"

Babsboobsbutnonipplesuntilwevemet ... very true. No nakedness but I do love a bit of glitter, bikini top yes, not built for hot pants. What about a tutu? And a wand?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved? you may choose your outfit

I have a good wardrobe to choose from "

you did have you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an "

I used to be in s s

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top

Babsboobsbutnonipplesuntilwevemet ... very true. No nakedness but I do love a bit of glitter, bikini top yes, not built for hot pants. What about a tutu? And a wand? "

Doxy wand ? we do need a fairy godmother

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top

I think you have me mistaken for a working girl "

9 to 5 ?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top

I think you have me mistaken for a working girl 9 to 5 ?"

No hotpants for Pink she’s refused!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit "

You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance? "

You can’t find anyone to be the donkey can you? Go on then .... I’ll take one for the team but I’m not being the rear!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance?

You can’t find anyone to be the donkey can you? Go on then .... I’ll take one for the team but I’m not being the rear! "

passes babs mistresss platinum card you and pink pop over to bloomindales and get your outfits

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance?

You can’t find anyone to be the donkey can you? Go on then .... I’ll take one for the team but I’m not being the rear! "

we have a new donkey nigels brother

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance?

You can’t find anyone to be the donkey can you? Go on then .... I’ll take one for the team but I’m not being the rear! we have a new donkey nigels brother "

Does he trump glitter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feck me...I can't keep up as it is.

But my fecking phone just froze...had to do a fecking restart

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance?

You can’t find anyone to be the donkey can you? Go on then .... I’ll take one for the team but I’m not being the rear! we have a new donkey nigels brother

Does he trump glitter? "

he does and he dances

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Feck me...I can't keep up as it is.

But my fecking phone just froze...had to do a fecking restart "

New phone required

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top

I think you have me mistaken for a working girl 9 to 5 ?

No hotpants for Pink she’s refused! "

Or thigh high boots

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance?

You can’t find anyone to be the donkey can you? Go on then .... I’ll take one for the team but I’m not being the rear! we have a new donkey nigels brother

Does he trump glitter? he does and he dances "

Excellent, he's in!

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top

I think you have me mistaken for a working girl 9 to 5 ?

No hotpants for Pink she’s refused!

Or thigh high boots "

So, just a bikini top

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top

I think you have me mistaken for a working girl 9 to 5 ?

No hotpants for Pink she’s refused!

Or thigh high boots

So, just a bikini top "

cosmos you have to pop over to bloomindales with babs and pink for your outfits the flight leaves tomorrow lunchtime you might even have the chance to take in a broadway show

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top

I think you have me mistaken for a working girl 9 to 5 ?

No hotpants for Pink she’s refused!

Or thigh high boots

So, just a bikini top cosmos you have to pop over to bloomindales with babs and pink for your outfits the flight leaves tomorrow lunchtime you might even have the chance to take in a broadway show"

Oh that sounds perfect. Just off to pack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top

I think you have me mistaken for a working girl 9 to 5 ?

No hotpants for Pink she’s refused!

Or thigh high boots

So, just a bikini top cosmos you have to pop over to bloomindales with babs and pink for your outfits the flight leaves tomorrow lunchtime you might even have the chance to take in a broadway show

Oh that sounds perfect. Just off to pack "

What about Harlow Carr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top

I think you have me mistaken for a working girl 9 to 5 ?

No hotpants for Pink she’s refused!

Or thigh high boots "

I've extra strong telly teabags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top

I think you have me mistaken for a working girl 9 to 5 ?

No hotpants for Pink she’s refused!

Or thigh high boots

So, just a bikini top "

Stop that...she's not into women ffs

Well unless they have a beard

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top

I think you have me mistaken for a working girl 9 to 5 ?

No hotpants for Pink she’s refused!

Or thigh high boots

So, just a bikini top

Stop that...she's not into women ffs

Well unless they have a beard "

I’m straight not Fab straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top

I think you have me mistaken for a working girl 9 to 5 ?

No hotpants for Pink she’s refused!

Or thigh high boots

So, just a bikini top

Stop that...she's not into women ffs

Well unless they have a beard

I’m straight not Fab straight "

I've got a few pairs of Y fronts

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top

I think you have me mistaken for a working girl 9 to 5 ?

No hotpants for Pink she’s refused!

Or thigh high boots

So, just a bikini top

Stop that...she's not into women ffs

Well unless they have a beard

I’m straight not Fab straight

I've got a few pairs of Y fronts "

You never wear them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top

I think you have me mistaken for a working girl 9 to 5 ?

No hotpants for Pink she’s refused!

Or thigh high boots

So, just a bikini top

Stop that...she's not into women ffs

Well unless they have a beard

I’m straight not Fab straight

I've got a few pairs of Y fronts

You never wear them "

I fecking do when I go to the doctors

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"twirls around "

Oh dear... Mistress won't like twirling around....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an "

Aah lovely...but who told you that?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top

I've got a pair of them "

Didn't think you done glittery

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved?

I look good in a ballgown but I can't fecking d**** "

Told you I would teach you The moment has passed now...tough

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance? "

In a donkey costume shop?....

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top

I think you have me mistaken for a working girl 9 to 5 ?

No hotpants for Pink she’s refused!

Or thigh high boots

So, just a bikini top

Stop that...she's not into women ffs

Well unless they have a beard

I’m straight not Fab straight

I've got a few pairs of Y fronts

You never wear them

I fecking do when I go to the vets "

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance?

In a donkey costume shop?.... "

ffs we dont need a fecking donkey costume we have nigels brother who dances

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance?

In a donkey costume shop?.... ffs we dont need a fecking donkey costume we have nigels brother who dances"

Does he have some dance shoes?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance?

In a donkey costume shop?.... ffs we dont need a fecking donkey costume we have nigels brother who dances

Does he have some dance shoes? "

glittery hooves

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance?

In a donkey costume shop?.... ffs we dont need a fecking donkey costume we have nigels brother who dances

Does he have some dance shoes? glittery hooves "

Sounds gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"twirls around

Oh dear... Mistress won't like twirling around.... "

I fecking told her to curb her language ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved?

I look good in a ballgown but I can't fecking d****

Told you I would teach you The moment has passed now...tough "

Don't want to....still know how to fecking dad d****

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top

I think you have me mistaken for a working girl 9 to 5 ?

No hotpants for Pink she’s refused!

Or thigh high boots

So, just a bikini top

Stop that...she's not into women ffs

Well unless they have a beard

I’m straight not Fab straight

I've got a few pairs of Y fronts

You never wear them

I fecking do when I go to the vets "

I spotted that cheeky fecker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance?

In a donkey costume shop?.... ffs we dont need a fecking donkey costume we have nigels brother who dances"

And who the fecks that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance?

In a donkey costume shop?.... ffs we dont need a fecking donkey costume we have nigels brother who dances

Does he have some dance shoes? "

It's fecking D**** on here ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance?

In a donkey costume shop?.... ffs we dont need a fecking donkey costume we have nigels brother who dances

Does he have some dance shoes? glittery hooves

Sounds gorgeous "

Sounds like the fecking devil to me

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance?

In a donkey costume shop?.... ffs we dont need a fecking donkey costume we have nigels brother who dances

Does he have some dance shoes? glittery hooves

Sounds gorgeous

Sounds like the fecking devil to me "

Takes one to know one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

No I’m an

Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit

You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance?

In a donkey costume shop?.... ffs we dont need a fecking donkey costume we have nigels brother who dances

Does he have some dance shoes? glittery hooves

Sounds gorgeous

Sounds like the fecking devil to me Takes one to know one"

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved?

I look good in a ballgown but I can't fecking d****

Told you I would teach you The moment has passed now...tough

Don't want to....still know how to fecking dad d**** "

That's a start I suppose..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved?

I look good in a ballgown but I can't fecking d****

Told you I would teach you The moment has passed now...tough

Don't want to....still know how to fecking dad d****

That's a start I suppose.. "

And I could do one of those skinny things on one foot...sometimes fecking fell over though

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Have we had any scripts yet, someone is supposed to say to me' Cinderella, you will go to the ball!', when the dainty glass slipper is placed on my dainty foot !

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved?

I look good in a ballgown but I can't fecking d****

Told you I would teach you The moment has passed now...tough

Don't want to....still know how to fecking dad d****

That's a start I suppose..

And I could do one of those skinny things on one foot...sometimes fecking fell over though "

What's that then...like a twirl?

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over a year ago

Spinny not skinny ffs

Second attempt

First fecking attempt to say that...I sent it as a pm to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved?

I look good in a ballgown but I can't fecking d****

Told you I would teach you The moment has passed now...tough

Don't want to....still know how to fecking dad d****

That's a start I suppose..

And I could do one of those skinny things on one foot...sometimes fecking fell over though

What's that then...like a twirl? "

A Spin round on one fecking foot...that's what it is ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Spinny not skinny ffs

Second attempt

First fecking attempt to say that...I sent it as a pm to myself "

Haha, twit! So it was a twirl then

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved?

I look good in a ballgown but I can't fecking d****

Told you I would teach you The moment has passed now...tough

Don't want to....still know how to fecking dad d****

That's a start I suppose..

And I could do one of those skinny things on one foot...sometimes fecking fell over though

What's that then...like a twirl?

A Spin round on one fecking foot...that's what it is ffs"

Twirl

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Spinny not skinny ffs

Second attempt

First fecking attempt to say that...I sent it as a pm to myself "

daft bugga

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved?

I look good in a ballgown but I can't fecking d****

Told you I would teach you The moment has passed now...tough

Don't want to....still know how to fecking dad d****

That's a start I suppose..

And I could do one of those skinny things on one foot...sometimes fecking fell over though

What's that then...like a twirl?

A Spin round on one fecking foot...that's what it is ffs

Twirl "

What have I fecking told you?

Watch yer fecking language ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spinny not skinny ffs

Second attempt

First fecking attempt to say that...I sent it as a pm to myself daft bugga"

I bet you've done it before

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved?

I look good in a ballgown but I can't fecking d****

Told you I would teach you The moment has passed now...tough

Don't want to....still know how to fecking dad d****

That's a start I suppose..

And I could do one of those skinny things on one foot...sometimes fecking fell over though

What's that then...like a twirl?

A Spin round on one fecking foot...that's what it is ffs

Twirl

What have I fecking told you?

Watch yer fecking language ffs "

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved?

I look good in a ballgown but I can't fecking d****

Told you I would teach you The moment has passed now...tough

Don't want to....still know how to fecking dad d****

That's a start I suppose..

And I could do one of those skinny things on one foot...sometimes fecking fell over though

What's that then...like a twirl?

A Spin round on one fecking foot...that's what it is ffs

Twirl

What have I fecking told you?

Watch yer fecking language ffs

Sorry "

Your forgiven

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved?

I look good in a ballgown but I can't fecking d****

Told you I would teach you The moment has passed now...tough

Don't want to....still know how to fecking dad d****

That's a start I suppose..

And I could do one of those skinny things on one foot...sometimes fecking fell over though

What's that then...like a twirl?

A Spin round on one fecking foot...that's what it is ffs

Twirl

What have I fecking told you?

Watch yer fecking language ffs

Sorry

Your forgiven "

Thank you. Was just in the dad bod thread, people getting upset, bless them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls

I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved?

I look good in a ballgown but I can't fecking d****

Told you I would teach you The moment has passed now...tough

Don't want to....still know how to fecking dad d****

That's a start I suppose..

And I could do one of those skinny things on one foot...sometimes fecking fell over though

What's that then...like a twirl?

A Spin round on one fecking foot...that's what it is ffs

Twirl

What have I fecking told you?

Watch yer fecking language ffs

Sorry

Your forgiven

Thank you. Was just in the dad bod thread, people getting upset, bless them "

Ooo I must go and have a look...seems a lot of it about to night

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

runs in all excited guess what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"runs in all excited guess what "

You've found a donkey costume?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"runs in all excited guess what "

Yeah I've just read the fecking title ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"runs in all excited guess what

Yeah I've just read the fecking title ffs "

Where'd she fecking go?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"runs in all excited guess what

Yeah I've just read the fecking title ffs "

noooooo simon found out boris can dance so hes going on britains got talent

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"runs in all excited guess what

Yeah I've just read the fecking title ffs noooooo simon found out boris can dance so hes going on britains got talent"

Haha!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"runs in all excited guess what

Yeah I've just read the fecking title ffs noooooo simon found out boris can dance so hes going on britains got talent

Haha! "

need some sparklys for his mane now

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"runs in all excited guess what

Yeah I've just read the fecking title ffs noooooo simon found out boris can dance so hes going on britains got talent

Haha! need some sparklys for his mane now"

Gorgeous

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Right lovelies, I'm going to hit the sack. Sweet dreams all and see you the morrow! xx

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over a year ago


"Right lovelies, I'm going to hit the sack. Sweet dreams all and see you the morrow! xx"

Night night _amiss xx

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"runs in all excited guess what "

What? What? What did I miss?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"runs in all excited guess what

What? What? What did I miss? "

I'm still trying to fecking work it out

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"runs in all excited guess what

What? What? What did I miss?

I'm still trying to fecking work it out "

boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"runs in all excited guess what

What? What? What did I miss?

I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman "

Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"runs in all excited guess what

What? What? What did I miss?

I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman

Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? "

boris the dancing donkey nigels brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"runs in all excited guess what

What? What? What did I miss?

I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman

Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother"

Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"runs in all excited guess what

What? What? What did I miss?

I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman

Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother

Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?"

he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"runs in all excited guess what

What? What? What did I miss?

I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman

Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother

Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor "

Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"runs in all excited guess what

What? What? What did I miss?

I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman

Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother

Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor

Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink"

Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"runs in all excited guess what

What? What? What did I miss?

I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman

Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother

Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor

Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink

Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area "

It's OK we are going with the donkey

But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"runs in all excited guess what

What? What? What did I miss?

I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman

Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother

Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor

Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink

Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area

It's OK we are going with the donkey

But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs"

How can Boris go on BGT and be in the play?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"runs in all excited guess what

What? What? What did I miss?

I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman

Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother

Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor

Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink

Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area

It's OK we are going with the donkey

But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs

How can Boris go on BGT and be in the play? "

Different weeks doh

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"runs in all excited guess what

What? What? What did I miss?

I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman

Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother

Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor

Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink

Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area

It's OK we are going with the donkey

But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs

How can Boris go on BGT and be in the play?

Different weeks doh "

Oh ok...hope he doesn't get too big for his boots, though, if he's going on the telly and we're just a small company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"runs in all excited guess what

What? What? What did I miss?

I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman

Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother

Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor

Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink

Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area

It's OK we are going with the donkey

But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs

How can Boris go on BGT and be in the play?

Different weeks doh

Oh ok...hope he doesn't get too big for his boots, though, if he's going on the telly and we're just a small company "

Nah found out its just a rumour the fecker has been putting about...he hasn't even got through for deffo yet...fecking smart ass eh

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"runs in all excited guess what

What? What? What did I miss?

I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman

Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother

Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor

Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink

Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area

It's OK we are going with the donkey

But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs

How can Boris go on BGT and be in the play?

Different weeks doh

Oh ok...hope he doesn't get too big for his boots, though, if he's going on the telly and we're just a small company "

I hope he doesn't get too excited on stage and trump out the glitter before his final twirl!

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"runs in all excited guess what

What? What? What did I miss?

I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman

Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother

Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor

Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink

Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area

It's OK we are going with the donkey

But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs

How can Boris go on BGT and be in the play?

Different weeks doh

Oh ok...hope he doesn't get too big for his boots, though, if he's going on the telly and we're just a small company

Nah found out its just a rumour the fecker has been putting about...he hasn't even got through for deffo yet...fecking smart ass eh "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"runs in all excited guess what

What? What? What did I miss?

I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman

Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother

Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor

Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink

Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area

It's OK we are going with the donkey

But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs

How can Boris go on BGT and be in the play?

Different weeks doh

Oh ok...hope he doesn't get too big for his boots, though, if he's going on the telly and we're just a small company

I hope he doesn't get too excited on stage and trump out the glitter before his final twirl!"

Oi forget _oddys fecking title...the only fecking twirls allowed on here are Cadbury ffs

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"runs in all excited guess what

What? What? What did I miss?

I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman

Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother

Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor

Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink

Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area

It's OK we are going with the donkey

But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs

How can Boris go on BGT and be in the play?

Different weeks doh

Oh ok...hope he doesn't get too big for his boots, though, if he's going on the telly and we're just a small company

I hope he doesn't get too excited on stage and trump out the glitter before his final twirl!

Oi forget _oddys fecking title...the only fecking twirls allowed on here are Cadbury ffs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"runs in all excited guess what

What? What? What did I miss?

I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman

Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother

Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor

Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink

Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area

It's OK we are going with the donkey

But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs

How can Boris go on BGT and be in the play?

Different weeks doh

Oh ok...hope he doesn't get too big for his boots, though, if he's going on the telly and we're just a small company

I hope he doesn't get too excited on stage and trump out the glitter before his final twirl!

Oi forget _oddys fecking title...the only fecking twirls allowed on here are Cadbury ffs

"

Don't you be giving me them eyes girl

Try these next fecking time

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"runs in all excited guess what

What? What? What did I miss?

I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman

Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother

Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor

Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink

Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area

It's OK we are going with the donkey

But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs

How can Boris go on BGT and be in the play?

Different weeks doh

Oh ok...hope he doesn't get too big for his boots, though, if he's going on the telly and we're just a small company

Nah found out its just a rumour the fecker has been putting about...he hasn't even got through for deffo yet...fecking smart ass eh "

Haha

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"runs in all excited guess what

What? What? What did I miss?

I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman

Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother

Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor

Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink

Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area

It's OK we are going with the donkey

But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs

How can Boris go on BGT and be in the play?

Different weeks doh

Oh ok...hope he doesn't get too big for his boots, though, if he's going on the telly and we're just a small company

I hope he doesn't get too excited on stage and trump out the glitter before his final twirl!"

God, yeah..never thought of that, that can be embarrassing...it happened to me once!

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"runs in all excited guess what

What? What? What did I miss?

I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman

Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother

Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor

Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink

Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area

It's OK we are going with the donkey

But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs

How can Boris go on BGT and be in the play?

Different weeks doh

Oh ok...hope he doesn't get too big for his boots, though, if he's going on the telly and we're just a small company

I hope he doesn't get too excited on stage and trump out the glitter before his final twirl!

Oi forget _oddys fecking title...the only fecking twirls allowed on here are Cadbury ffs

Don't you be giving me them eyes girl

Try these next fecking time "

Yes Mistress

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"runs in all excited guess what

What? What? What did I miss?

I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman

Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother

Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor

Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink

Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area

It's OK we are going with the donkey

But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs

How can Boris go on BGT and be in the play?

Different weeks doh

Oh ok...hope he doesn't get too big for his boots, though, if he's going on the telly and we're just a small company

I hope he doesn't get too excited on stage and trump out the glitter before his final twirl!

God, yeah..never thought of that, that can be embarrassing...it happened to me once! "

What?! In front of Simon Cowell?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Can someone give me a quick summary?

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over a year ago


"runs in all excited guess what

What? What? What did I miss?

I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman

Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother

Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor

Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink

Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area

It's OK we are going with the donkey

But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs

How can Boris go on BGT and be in the play?

Different weeks doh

Oh ok...hope he doesn't get too big for his boots, though, if he's going on the telly and we're just a small company

I hope he doesn't get too excited on stage and trump out the glitter before his final twirl!

Oi forget _oddys fecking title...the only fecking twirls allowed on here are Cadbury ffs

Don't you be giving me them eyes girl

Try these next fecking time

Yes Mistress "

That's better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"runs in all excited guess what

What? What? What did I miss?

I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman

Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother

Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor

Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink

Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area

It's OK we are going with the donkey

But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs

How can Boris go on BGT and be in the play?

Different weeks doh

Oh ok...hope he doesn't get too big for his boots, though, if he's going on the telly and we're just a small company

I hope he doesn't get too excited on stage and trump out the glitter before his final twirl!

God, yeah..never thought of that, that can be embarrassing...it happened to me once!

What?! In front of Simon Cowell? "

Nah Bruce forsyth's dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone give me a quick summary? "

Well we are looking for new names for the donkey as Boris sounds like that ass Johnson

Any ideas?

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"runs in all excited guess what

What? What? What did I miss?

I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman "

It's just as well he hasn't gone into the jungle. They eat ass in there......... Yes, it's taken all day for me to think of that one.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"runs in all excited guess what

What? What? What did I miss?

I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman

It's just as well he hasn't gone into the jungle. They eat ass in there......... Yes, it's taken all day for me to think of that one..... "

Better then on some of these threads were they are fecking kissing it

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Ile try to think of something whilst I'm at the steps gig tonight twirling around 5678

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ile try to think of something whilst I'm at the steps gig tonight twirling around 5678"

Just watch yer fecking step woman

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Ile try to think of something whilst I'm at the steps gig tonight twirling around 5678

Just watch yer fecking step woman "

which one faye clare Lee Lisa or h

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Can someone give me a quick summary? "

Well, once upon a time way way back in history, Mistress started a thread as somewhere to go to avoid that d...... show. Along the way there has been many adventures and escapades and unspeakable frolics.

We are currently planning a fabulous show with absolutely no twirling but glitter and sequins are acceptable. We have had a little ass problem which has held up proceedings but Boris is sounding promising if he can spare us they time.

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Ile try to think of something whilst I'm at the steps gig tonight twirling around 5678"

Oh fabulous, darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone give me a quick summary?

Well, once upon a time way way back in history, Mistress started a thread as somewhere to go to avoid that d...... show. Along the way there has been many adventures and escapades and unspeakable frolics.

We are currently planning a fabulous show with absolutely no twirling but glitter and sequins are acceptable. We have had a little ass problem which has held up proceedings but Boris is sounding promising if he can spare us they time.

"

Aw you always fecking say things better then me

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Ile try to think of something whilst I'm at the steps gig tonight twirling around 5678

Oh fabulous, darling "

how's you hot stuff hope you wernt affected by the floods _amiss can waddle for England now she's on them water pills

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Ile try to think of something whilst I'm at the steps gig tonight twirling around 5678

Oh fabulous, darling how's you hot stuff hope you wernt affected by the floods _amiss can waddle for England now she's on them water pills"

I've got my flippers and rubber ring on just in case but I have donated all of my tena ladies to those more in need.

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Can someone give me a quick summary?

Well, once upon a time way way back in history, Mistress started a thread as somewhere to go to avoid that d...... show. Along the way there has been many adventures and escapades and unspeakable frolics.

We are currently planning a fabulous show with absolutely no twirling but glitter and sequins are acceptable. We have had a little ass problem which has held up proceedings but Boris is sounding promising if he can spare us they time.

Aw you always fecking say things better then me "

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Can someone give me a quick summary?

Well, once upon a time way way back in history, Mistress started a thread as somewhere to go to avoid that d...... show. Along the way there has been many adventures and escapades and unspeakable frolics.

We are currently planning a fabulous show with absolutely no twirling but glitter and sequins are acceptable. We have had a little ass problem which has held up proceedings but Boris is sounding promising if he can spare us they time.

Aw you always fecking say things better then me

"

that's because cosmos is a polite young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ile try to think of something whilst I'm at the steps gig tonight twirling around 5678

Oh fabulous, darling how's you hot stuff hope you wernt affected by the floods _amiss can waddle for England now she's on them water pills

I've got my flippers and rubber ring on just in case but I have donated all of my tena ladies to those more in need. "

She's doesn’t use them feckers...she gets lidl ones for a fiver ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone give me a quick summary?

Well, once upon a time way way back in history, Mistress started a thread as somewhere to go to avoid that d...... show. Along the way there has been many adventures and escapades and unspeakable frolics.

We are currently planning a fabulous show with absolutely no twirling but glitter and sequins are acceptable. We have had a little ass problem which has held up proceedings but Boris is sounding promising if he can spare us they time.

Aw you always fecking say things better then me

that's because cosmos is a polite young lady"

You saying I'm not fecking polite?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Can someone give me a quick summary?

Well we are looking for new names for the donkey as Boris sounds like that ass Johnson

Any ideas? "

Oh I have a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone give me a quick summary?

Well we are looking for new names for the donkey as Boris sounds like that ass Johnson

Any ideas?

Oh I have a few "

Do tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"runs in all excited guess what

What? What? What did I miss?

I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman

Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother

Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor

Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink

Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area

It's OK we are going with the donkey

But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs

How can Boris go on BGT and be in the play?

Different weeks doh

Oh ok...hope he doesn't get too big for his boots, though, if he's going on the telly and we're just a small company

I hope he doesn't get too excited on stage and trump out the glitter before his final twirl!

God, yeah..never thought of that, that can be embarrassing...it happened to me once!

What?! In front of Simon Cowell?

Nah Bruce forsyth's dad "

Bugger!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ile try to think of something whilst I'm at the steps gig tonight twirling around 5678

Oh fabulous, darling how's you hot stuff hope you wernt affected by the floods _amiss can waddle for England now she's on them water pills

I've got my flippers and rubber ring on just in case but I have donated all of my tena ladies to those more in need. "

Thanks hun

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now "

No probs...we'll hold the fort whilst you are BOTH away

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now "

Hope Paul is okay

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now "

There’s a funny smell in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now

Hope Paul is okay "

I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now

There’s a funny smell in here "

You taking the piss?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now

There’s a funny smell in here

You taking the piss? "

Could be my fiva ads

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now

There’s a funny smell in here

You taking the piss?

Could be my fiva ads "

Or pads even

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now "

So where you going luv?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now

There’s a funny smell in here

You taking the piss?

Could be my fiva ads "

You flogging curtains...I mean frocks on Gumtree eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now

So where you going luv? "

To see some illuminations

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now

There’s a funny smell in here

You taking the piss?

Could be my fiva ads

You flogging curtains...I mean frocks on Gumtree eh"

Haha! They'd be more than a fiva, very haute courture

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now

So where you going luv?

To see some illuminations "

Oi Oi....you're not going in that fecking ballroom without me I hope, I haven't taught you any steps yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now

There’s a funny smell in here

You taking the piss?

Could be my fiva ads

You flogging curtains...I mean frocks on Gumtree eh

Haha! They'd be more than a fiva, very haute courture "

Window fitter told me they were more Horticulture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now

So where you going luv?

To see some illuminations

Oi Oi....you're not going in that fecking ballroom without me I hope, I haven't taught you any steps yet "

Nah you wouldn't get me going to that side of the country...they are all funny feckers on the west side ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now

There’s a funny smell in here

You taking the piss?

Could be my fiva ads

You flogging curtains...I mean frocks on Gumtree eh

Haha! They'd be more than a fiva, very haute courture

Window fitter told me they were more Horticulture "

Na, no grass stains on any of my clothes

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now

So where you going luv?

To see some illuminations

Oi Oi....you're not going in that fecking ballroom without me I hope, I haven't taught you any steps yet

Nah you wouldn't get me going to that side of the country...they are all funny feckers on the west side ffs "

So Christmas lights on the east coast.....somewhere....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now

There’s a funny smell in here

You taking the piss?

Could be my fiva ads

You flogging curtains...I mean frocks on Gumtree eh

Haha! They'd be more than a fiva, very haute courture

Window fitter told me they were more Horticulture

Na, no grass stains on any of my clothes "

Just your knees I heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now

So where you going luv?

To see some illuminations

Oi Oi....you're not going in that fecking ballroom without me I hope, I haven't taught you any steps yet

Nah you wouldn't get me going to that side of the country...they are all funny feckers on the west side ffs

So Christmas lights on the east coast.....somewhere.... "

Somewhere?....I've seen that somewhere.

Where the feck have I seen that

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now

So where you going luv?

To see some illuminations

Oi Oi....you're not going in that fecking ballroom without me I hope, I haven't taught you any steps yet

Nah you wouldn't get me going to that side of the country...they are all funny feckers on the west side ffs

So Christmas lights on the east coast.....somewhere....

Somewhere?....I've seen that somewhere.

Where the feck have I seen that "

when you was up before the beak

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now

There’s a funny smell in here

You taking the piss?

Could be my fiva ads

You flogging curtains...I mean frocks on Gumtree eh

Haha! They'd be more than a fiva, very haute courture

Window fitter told me they were more Horticulture

Na, no grass stains on any of my clothes

Just your knees I heard "

Yes I fell over a donkey who had been kicked in the Yvonne Gooliegongs, because he tried to mount my little pony, Diva

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now

So where you going luv?

To see some illuminations

Oi Oi....you're not going in that fecking ballroom without me I hope, I haven't taught you any steps yet

Nah you wouldn't get me going to that side of the country...they are all funny feckers on the west side ffs

So Christmas lights on the east coast.....somewhere....

Somewhere?....I've seen that somewhere.

Where the feck have I seen that when you was up before the beak"

Nope not then

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now

So where you going luv?

To see some illuminations

Oi Oi....you're not going in that fecking ballroom without me I hope, I haven't taught you any steps yet

Nah you wouldn't get me going to that side of the country...they are all funny feckers on the west side ffs

So Christmas lights on the east coast.....somewhere....

Somewhere?....I've seen that somewhere.

Where the feck have I seen that "

That's a song from West Side Story, can we do that in the new year....I could be Maria, because I can sing and d****

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now

There’s a funny smell in here

You taking the piss?

Could be my fiva ads

You flogging curtains...I mean frocks on Gumtree eh

Haha! They'd be more than a fiva, very haute courture

Window fitter told me they were more Horticulture

Na, no grass stains on any of my clothes

Just your knees I heard

Yes I fell over a donkey who had been kicked in the Yvonne Gooliegongs, because he tried to mount my little pony, Diva "

Fecking donkeys are too much trouble...cant we get a fecking camel?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Right when Karlof is having a day off his sister stella will take over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now

So where you going luv?

To see some illuminations

Oi Oi....you're not going in that fecking ballroom without me I hope, I haven't taught you any steps yet

Nah you wouldn't get me going to that side of the country...they are all funny feckers on the west side ffs

So Christmas lights on the east coast.....somewhere....

Somewhere?....I've seen that somewhere.

Where the feck have I seen that

That's a song from West Side Story, can we do that in the new year....I could be Maria, because I can sing and d**** "

No not there....and what have I fecking said about the west side ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right when Karlof is having a day off his sister stella will take over"

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now

There’s a funny smell in here

You taking the piss?

Could be my fiva ads

You flogging curtains...I mean frocks on Gumtree eh

Haha! They'd be more than a fiva, very haute courture

Window fitter told me they were more Horticulture

Na, no grass stains on any of my clothes

Just your knees I heard

Yes I fell over a donkey who had been kicked in the Yvonne Gooliegongs, because he tried to mount my little pony, Diva

Fecking donkeys are too much trouble...cant we get a fecking camel?"

Oh yes, forgot about the camels, we'll need three for the three kings...who wants to be a king?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now

There’s a funny smell in here

You taking the piss?

Could be my fiva ads

You flogging curtains...I mean frocks on Gumtree eh

Haha! They'd be more than a fiva, very haute courture

Window fitter told me they were more Horticulture

Na, no grass stains on any of my clothes

Just your knees I heard

Yes I fell over a donkey who had been kicked in the Yvonne Gooliegongs, because he tried to mount my little pony, Diva

Fecking donkeys are too much trouble...cant we get a fecking camel?

Oh yes, forgot about the camels, we'll need three for the three kings...who wants to be a king?... "

What about a fecking queen ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now

So where you going luv?

To see some illuminations

Oi Oi....you're not going in that fecking ballroom without me I hope, I haven't taught you any steps yet

Nah you wouldn't get me going to that side of the country...they are all funny feckers on the west side ffs

So Christmas lights on the east coast.....somewhere....

Somewhere?....I've seen that somewhere.

Where the feck have I seen that

That's a song from West Side Story, can we do that in the new year....I could be Maria, because I can sing and d****

No not there....and what have I fecking said about the west side ffs"

There are some nice feckers too...and they speak very highly of you

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now

There’s a funny smell in here

You taking the piss?

Could be my fiva ads

You flogging curtains...I mean frocks on Gumtree eh

Haha! They'd be more than a fiva, very haute courture

Window fitter told me they were more Horticulture

Na, no grass stains on any of my clothes

Just your knees I heard

Yes I fell over a donkey who had been kicked in the Yvonne Gooliegongs, because he tried to mount my little pony, Diva

Fecking donkeys are too much trouble...cant we get a fecking camel?

Oh yes, forgot about the camels, we'll need three for the three kings...who wants to be a king?...

What about a fecking queen ffs "

You auditioning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now

So where you going luv?

To see some illuminations

Oi Oi....you're not going in that fecking ballroom without me I hope, I haven't taught you any steps yet

Nah you wouldn't get me going to that side of the country...they are all funny feckers on the west side ffs

So Christmas lights on the east coast.....somewhere....

Somewhere?....I've seen that somewhere.

Where the feck have I seen that

That's a song from West Side Story, can we do that in the new year....I could be Maria, because I can sing and d****

No not there....and what have I fecking said about the west side ffs

There are some nice feckers too...and they speak very highly of you "

Aw ok then...some

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over a year ago


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now

There’s a funny smell in here

You taking the piss?

Could be my fiva ads

You flogging curtains...I mean frocks on Gumtree eh

Haha! They'd be more than a fiva, very haute courture

Window fitter told me they were more Horticulture

Na, no grass stains on any of my clothes

Just your knees I heard

Yes I fell over a donkey who had been kicked in the Yvonne Gooliegongs, because he tried to mount my little pony, Diva

Fecking donkeys are too much trouble...cant we get a fecking camel?

Oh yes, forgot about the camels, we'll need three for the three kings...who wants to be a king?...

What about a fecking queen ffs

You auditioning "

I do the fecking auditioning

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now

There’s a funny smell in here

You taking the piss?

Could be my fiva ads

You flogging curtains...I mean frocks on Gumtree eh

Haha! They'd be more than a fiva, very haute courture

Window fitter told me they were more Horticulture

Na, no grass stains on any of my clothes

Just your knees I heard

Yes I fell over a donkey who had been kicked in the Yvonne Gooliegongs, because he tried to mount my little pony, Diva

Fecking donkeys are too much trouble...cant we get a fecking camel?

Oh yes, forgot about the camels, we'll need three for the three kings...who wants to be a king?...

What about a fecking queen ffs

You auditioning

I do the fecking auditioning "

So you'll give yourself the part then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now

There’s a funny smell in here

You taking the piss?

Could be my fiva ads

You flogging curtains...I mean frocks on Gumtree eh

Haha! They'd be more than a fiva, very haute courture

Window fitter told me they were more Horticulture

Na, no grass stains on any of my clothes

Just your knees I heard

Yes I fell over a donkey who had been kicked in the Yvonne Gooliegongs, because he tried to mount my little pony, Diva

Fecking donkeys are too much trouble...cant we get a fecking camel?

Oh yes, forgot about the camels, we'll need three for the three kings...who wants to be a king?...

What about a fecking queen ffs

You auditioning

I do the fecking auditioning

So you'll give yourself the part then "

Ok you can have the fecker. ..I didn't want a shave anyway

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now

There’s a funny smell in here

You taking the piss?

Could be my fiva ads

You flogging curtains...I mean frocks on Gumtree eh

Haha! They'd be more than a fiva, very haute courture

Window fitter told me they were more Horticulture

Na, no grass stains on any of my clothes

Just your knees I heard

Yes I fell over a donkey who had been kicked in the Yvonne Gooliegongs, because he tried to mount my little pony, Diva

Fecking donkeys are too much trouble...cant we get a fecking camel?

Oh yes, forgot about the camels, we'll need three for the three kings...who wants to be a king?...

What about a fecking queen ffs

You auditioning

I do the fecking auditioning

So you'll give yourself the part then

Ok you can have the fecker. ..I didn't want a shave anyway "

Neither did I, but I'll have to now

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Was going to go to monkey world for the 3 wise monkeys

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Was going to go to monkey world for the 3 wise monkeys"

I'm sure you could find 3 on here, Voddy

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Mistress shall I start #28, as you will be AWOL tomorrow?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Mistress shall I start #28, as you will be AWOL tomorrow?"

I

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Mistress shall I start #28, as you will be AWOL tomorrow?

I"

Will

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Set

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

It up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mistress shall I start #28, as you will be AWOL tomorrow?"

Ok go on then

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

FTFY

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