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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My conclusion, after reading so many threads- men that find it difficult to meet, we are all in the same boat

Because after all, women here have said.

Mostly, height isn't an issue, as long as we're close so we can snog without you bending down.

Our build isn't really an issue and dad bods are pretty cool.

Our cock size isn't an problem, being a cock is the problem.

As long as we have a face to sit on, facial attraction is subjective.

And we can dress in whatever we feel comfortable in.

So odds are, we're all in the same boat here, it's a level playing field. Chin up guys, send out some FAF messages to the ladies.

10 should do it, odds are we should get a reply out of the 100s of us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like reading your posts

Always look on the positives

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

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It just proves women lie. They probably dont want to look like hypocrites for complaining about men that body shamed them.

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

"My conclusion, after reading so many threads- men that find it difficult to meet, we are all in the same boat

Because after all, women here have said.

Mostly, height isn't an issue, as long as we're close so we can snog without you bending down.

Our build isn't really an issue and dad bods are pretty cool.

Our cock size isn't an problem, being a cock is the problem.

As long as we have a face to sit on, facial attraction is subjective.

And we can dress in whatever we feel comfortable in.

So odds are, we're all in the same boat here, it's a level playing field. Chin up guys, send out some FAF messages to the ladies.

10 should do it, odds are we should get a reply out of the 100s of us.

"
like that post I can identify with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sound the alarms!! I just got a reply to a message. What the hell do I do now??!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sound the alarms!! I just got a reply to a message. What the hell do I do now??! "

Oh crap. We don't plan this far ahead do we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sound the alarms!! I just got a reply to a message. What the hell do I do now??!

Oh crap. We don't plan this far ahead do we?

It's ok, I managed to avoid it. I deleted the message!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sound the alarms!! I just got a reply to a message. What the hell do I do now??!

Oh crap. We don't plan this far ahead do we?

It's ok, I managed to avoid it. I deleted the message!

I suppose you think that was funny! No wonder most women let the men make the first move.

Pfffft Flipping men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sound the alarms!! I just got a reply to a message. What the hell do I do now??!

Oh crap. We don't plan this far ahead do we?

It's ok, I managed to avoid it. I deleted the message!

I suppose you think that was funny! No wonder most women let the men make the first move.

Pfffft Flipping men

Put your claws away and give me a kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sound the alarms!! I just got a reply to a message. What the hell do I do now??!

Oh crap. We don't plan this far ahead do we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll send out 10 fancy a fuck messages and see how many reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll send out 10 fancy a fuck messages and see how many reply. "

Me please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My conclusion, after reading so many threads- men that find it difficult to meet, we are all in the same boat

Because after all, women here have said.

Mostly, height isn't an issue, as long as we're close so we can snog without you bending down.

Our build isn't really an issue and dad bods are pretty cool.

Our cock size isn't an problem, being a cock is the problem.

As long as we have a face to sit on, facial attraction is subjective.

And we can dress in whatever we feel comfortable in.

So odds are, we're all in the same boat here, it's a level playing field. Chin up guys, send out some FAF messages to the ladies.

10 should do it, odds are we should get a reply out of the 100s of us.

Always positive

There's always a silver lining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My inbox is always open..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll send out 10 fancy a fuck messages and see how many reply. "

It is a well known fact that Male profiles only send messages, not recieve them... It must be a Fab glitch.

Try a cut and paste job and see if that works though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally agree with you Buzz, I'll send out some FAF with the promise of chocolate afterwards that should work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You offer the chocolate..

I'll try cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll send out 10 fancy a fuck messages and see how many reply. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that worked...

17968 ninja views..

2789 messages...

My inbox just broke..

Seems cake is the magic ingredient

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You offer the chocolate..

I'll try cake

I'll try anything, I'm a nice guy like that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going send out 10 fancy a fuck messages and see if I get the same number of responses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You offer the chocolate..

I'll try cake

I'll try anything, I'm a nice guy like that!

That will be what your doing wrong...

Nice guys are supposed to whinge..

Not send FAF messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m going send out 10 fancy a fuck messages and see if I get the same number of responses "

That's science in action.

. Good man. Good luck!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"You offer the chocolate..

I'll try cake

I'll try anything, I'm a nice guy like that!

That will be what your doing wrong...

Nice guys are supposed to whinge..

Not send FAF messages

Have you left your cave again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazingly I have already had a response

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Amazingly I have already had a response"

No way

But what kind of a response?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You offer the chocolate..

I'll try cake

I'll try anything, I'm a nice guy like that!

That will be what your doing wrong...

Nice guys are supposed to whinge..

Not send FAF messages

Have you left your cave again?

Well if the rest of the guys are going on strike....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My inbox is weirdly quiet today.

First there was talk of strike and now theres all this positivity.

Are you guys up to something?!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"You offer the chocolate..

I'll try cake

I'll try anything, I'm a nice guy like that!

That will be what your doing wrong...

Nice guys are supposed to whinge..

Not send FAF messages

Have you left your cave again?

Well if the rest of the guys are going on strike....

Oh I’ve missed that post, what’s going on?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"My inbox is weirdly quiet today.

First there was talk of strike and now theres all this positivity.

Are you guys up to something?!

This is news to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You offer the chocolate..

I'll try cake

I'll try anything, I'm a nice guy like that!

That will be what your doing wrong...

Nice guys are supposed to whinge..

Not send FAF messages

Have you left your cave again?

Well if the rest of the guys are going on strike....

Early days yet. We need to pick a date...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My inbox is weirdly quiet today.

First there was talk of strike and now theres all this positivity.

Are you guys up to something?!

positive guys, it will never catch on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sound the alarms!! I just got a reply to a message. What the hell do I do now??!

Oh crap. We don't plan this far ahead do we?

It's ok, I managed to avoid it. I deleted the message!

I suppose you think that was funny! No wonder most women let the men make the first move.

Pfffft Flipping men

Put your claws away and give me a kiss

I've sharpened them even more now and these lips are not for kissing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My inbox is weirdly quiet today.

First there was talk of strike and now theres all this positivity.

Are you guys up to something?!

positive guys, it will never catch on

I know one strike breaker

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

"My inbox is weirdly quiet today.

First there was talk of strike and now theres all this positivity.

Are you guys up to something?!

That would be telling

But sometimes I kiss and tell

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My inbox is weirdly quiet today.

First there was talk of strike and now theres all this positivity.

Are you guys up to something?!

I'd like to be up something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two replies from 10

1) no thank you

2) suggesting I’d need a bigger cock as there is 300 miles between us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You offer the chocolate..

I'll try cake

I'll try anything, I'm a nice guy like that!

That will be what your doing wrong...

Nice guys are supposed to whinge..

Not send FAF messages

Have you left your cave again?

Well if the rest of the guys are going on strike....

Oh I’ve missed that post, what’s going on?

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/701748

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had 7 responses asking when, 2 saying they were free on the weekend and 1 not read yet.

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

"My conclusion, after reading so many threads- men that find it difficult to meet, we are all in the same boat

Because after all, women here have said.

Mostly, height isn't an issue, as long as we're close so we can snog without you bending down.

Our build isn't really an issue and dad bods are

Our cock size isn't an problem, being a cock is the problem.

As long as we have a face to sit on, facial attraction is subjective.

And we can dress in whatever we feel comfortable in.

So odds are, we're all in the same boat here, it's a level playing field. Chin up guys, send out some FAF messages to the ladies.

10 should do it, odds are we should get a reply out of the 100s of us.

Ur posts make me chuckle

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Had 7 responses asking when, 2 saying they were free on the weekend and 1 not read yet. "

Haha, you'll upset the guys with those statistics you know....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had 7 responses asking when, 2 saying they were free on the weekend and 1 not read yet.

Haha, you'll upset the guys with those statistics you know....

We don't get upset. Instead we threaten to go on strike.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"You offer the chocolate..

I'll try cake

I'll try anything, I'm a nice guy like that!

That will be what your doing wrong...

Nice guys are supposed to whinge..

Not send FAF messages

Have you left your cave again?

Well if the rest of the guys are going on strike....

Oh I’ve missed that post, what’s going on?

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/701748

Oh dear I can’t imagine that will go down well

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Had 7 responses asking when, 2 saying they were free on the weekend and 1 not read yet. "

I should send messages, see how it works with a silhouette

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Well that worked...

17968 ninja views..

2789 messages...

My inbox just broke..

Seems cake is the magic ingredient

And how long have you been here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You offer the chocolate..

I'll try cake

I'll try anything, I'm a nice guy like that!

That will be what your doing wrong...

Nice guys are supposed to whinge..

Not send FAF messages

Have you left your cave again?

Well if the rest of the guys are going on strike....

Oh I’ve missed that post, what’s going on?

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/701748

Oh dear I can’t imagine that will go down well

It's ok. I'm not part of the union

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"You offer the chocolate..

I'll try cake

I'll try anything, I'm a nice guy like that!

That will be what your doing wrong...

Nice guys are supposed to whinge..

Not send FAF messages

Have you left your cave again?

Well if the rest of the guys are going on strike....

Oh I’ve missed that post, what’s going on?

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/701748

Oh dear I can’t imagine that will go down well

It's ok. I'm not part of the union

I see an opportunity here for a few switched on males. Encourage the strike, champion the movement, while the strike is in force charm the ladies into your caves. Should be a piece of cake, minimal competition

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You offer the chocolate..

I'll try cake

I'll try anything, I'm a nice guy like that!

That will be what your doing wrong...

Nice guys are supposed to whinge..

Not send FAF messages

Have you left your cave again?

Well if the rest of the guys are going on strike....

Oh I’ve missed that post, what’s going on?

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/701748

Oh dear I can’t imagine that will go down well

It's ok. I'm not part of the union

Shhhhh

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Had 7 responses asking when, 2 saying they were free on the weekend and 1 not read yet.

Haha, you'll upset the guys with those statistics you know....

We don't get upset. Instead we threaten to go on strike.

I just clicked on your profile to check out the woolly orange stockings in your avatar!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You offer the chocolate..

I'll try cake

I'll try anything, I'm a nice guy like that!

Chocolate, cake and anything.

That should work.

If I sent out faf messages I think they'd laugh at me.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Sound the alarms!! I just got a reply to a message. What the hell do I do now??!

Oh crap. We don't plan this far ahead do we?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Had 7 responses asking when, 2 saying they were free on the weekend and 1 not read yet.

Haha, you'll upset the guys with those statistics you know....

We don't get upset. Instead we threaten to go on strike.

I just clicked on your profile to check out the woolly orange stockings in your avatar!!

Woolly orange stockings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that worked...

17968 ninja views..

2789 messages...

My inbox just broke..

Seems cake is the magic ingredient

And how long have you been here!

I should have opened a cake shop...

Or a chocolate cave

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"My inbox is weirdly quiet today.

First there was talk of strike and now theres all this positivity.

Are you guys up to something?!

positive guys, it will never catch on

The ladies are quaking in their heels already it seems! They don't know how to handle positive guys.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My inbox is weirdly quiet today.

First there was talk of strike and now theres all this positivity.

Are you guys up to something?!

positive guys, it will never catch on

The ladies are quaking in their heels already it seems! They don't know how to handle positive guys.........

You're meant to be all grumpy so we can sit on your face and cheer you up

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"My conclusion, after reading so many threads- men that find it difficult to meet, we are all in the same boat

Because after all, women here have said.

Mostly, height isn't an issue, as long as we're close so we can snog without you bending down.

Our build isn't really an issue and dad bods are pretty cool.

Our cock size isn't an problem, being a cock is the problem.

As long as we have a face to sit on, facial attraction is subjective.

And we can dress in whatever we feel comfortable in.

So odds are, we're all in the same boat here, it's a level playing field. Chin up guys, send out some FAF messages to the ladies.

10 should do it, odds are we should get a reply out of the 100s of us.

Nice to read a positive attitude for a change......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll send out 10 fancy a fuck messages and see how many reply. "

Probably all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had 7 responses asking when, 2 saying they were free on the weekend and 1 not read yet. "

No surprise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My inbox is weirdly quiet today.

First there was talk of strike and now theres all this positivity.

Are you guys up to something?!

positive guys, it will never catch on

The ladies are quaking in their heels already it seems! They don't know how to handle positive guys.........

You're meant to be all grumpy so we can sit on your face and cheer you up

I am sure that would cheer up any guy.... I can be particularly grumpy if you want to test the theory

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My conclusion, after reading so many threads- men that find it difficult to meet, we are all in the same boat

Because after all, women here have said.

Mostly, height isn't an issue, as long as we're close so we can snog without you bending down.

Our build isn't really an issue and dad bods are pretty cool.

Our cock size isn't an problem, being a cock is the problem.

As long as we have a face to sit on, facial attraction is subjective.

And we can dress in whatever we feel comfortable in.

So odds are, we're all in the same boat here, it's a level playing field. Chin up guys, send out some FAF messages to the ladies.

10 should do it, odds are we should get a reply out of the 100s of us.

Nice to read a positive attitude for a change......

We try.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My inbox is weirdly quiet today.

First there was talk of strike and now theres all this positivity.

Are you guys up to something?!

positive guys, it will never catch on

The ladies are quaking in their heels already it seems! They don't know how to handle positive guys.........

You're meant to be all grumpy so we can sit on your face and cheer you up

I look so much better when you can't see my face

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"My conclusion, after reading so many threads- men that find it difficult to meet, we are all in the same boat

Because after all, women here have said.

Mostly, height isn't an issue, as long as we're close so we can snog without you bending down.

Our build isn't really an issue and dad bods are pretty cool.

Our cock size isn't an problem, being a cock is the problem.

As long as we have a face to sit on, facial attraction is subjective.

And we can dress in whatever we feel comfortable in.

So odds are, we're all in the same boat here, it's a level playing field. Chin up guys, send out some FAF messages to the ladies.

10 should do it, odds are we should get a reply out of the 100s of us.

Nice to read a positive attitude for a change......

We try.

I meant to put

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face here for sitting on :p

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yet we're still asking if women prefer 6pks to a dad bod today. God damn it guys, it's your hands they want, your arms wrapped around them, your chest pinning them up against a wall. Your whist holding their body to the bad as your snogging their face until they're scratching your back.

Guys, were not much different to each other are we?

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"I'll send out 10 fancy a fuck messages and see how many reply. "

FAF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My inbox is weirdly quiet today.

First there was talk of strike and now theres all this positivity.

Are you guys up to something?!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I think the difference is that guys don’t get many messages at all, women get loads but most of them are absolute drivel.

If any ladies would like to send me a message, drivel or not, it would redress the karmic balance. I’m not saying it for my own benefit, it’s this karma shit you see

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Yet we're still asking if women prefer 6pks to a dad bod today. God damn it guys, it's your hands they want, your arms wrapped around them, your chest pinning them up against a wall. Your whist holding their body to the bad as your snogging their face until they're scratching your back.

Guys, were not much different to each other are we? "

Not at all Buzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think the difference is that guys don’t get many messages at all, women get loads but most of them are absolute drivel.

If any ladies would like to send me a message, drivel or not, it would redress the karmic balance. I’m not saying it for my own benefit, it’s this karma shit you see

There's maybe truth here. Women's confidence must be high receiving messages, and without mail, how do we know we're attractive?

But surely confidence is attractive, again, this is what women have pointed out. We should already have self belief, why in earth we we be here without that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys, were not much different to each other are we? "

I was planning on feeling less horny today, till I read that

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Time to go around Autumn’s place, straight away

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I'll send out 10 fancy a fuck messages and see how many reply. "

I'm not a betting man, but I would wager a weeks wages I know the answer lol!

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

Guys, were not much different to each other are we?

I was planning on feeling less horny today, till I read that

I read your comment and looked at your avatar and thought the same.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sent my 10 to ladies that I could be persuaded to fancy, I didn't want to experiment with my hotlist in case they knocked me back and then all hope would be dashed.

Of the 10 I got 7 replies. 4 saying that the lady wasn't there but would I be interested in meeting Mr for a blow job.

2 said they aren't meeting at the moment and 1 said maybe after Xmas

It's all good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys, were not much different to each other are we?

I was planning on feeling less horny today, till I read that

I read your comment and looked at your avatar and thought the same.

There is no hope for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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By *oney_Bee_xTV/TS
over a year ago

Teesside

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By *oney_Bee_xTV/TS
over a year ago

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How do I undo my ‘Deleted Message’.. ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It just proves women lie. They probably dont want to look like hypocrites for complaining about men that body shamed them."

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