FabSwingers.com forum: Fantasies about fucking your village vicar

By *he tactile technician OP Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

Cast your mind back to Dawn French in the role as the local village vicar, have you ever had any fantasies involving a female vicar?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I don't know any female members of the clergy.

But I would do Dawn French.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

erm...nope!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do and yes I did fantasise about givin her one

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By *he tactile technician OP Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

Funky and Private, you are excluded from the thread, as there is probably nothing you guys haven't or wouldn't fantasise over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we talking large dawn french or slimmer dawn french?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Geraldine Granger: You were expecting a bloke - beard, bible, bad breath.

David Horton: Yes, that sort of thing.

Geraldine Granger: And instead you got a babe with a bob cut and a magnificent bosom.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"we talking large dawn french or slimmer dawn french? "

Is there a difference? Has her personailty changed?

Not for me, though i'm sure it'll be mutual.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

My female vicar would get defrocked if I defrocked her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like dawn french nice personality and very attractive what ever her size. I dont know any female vicars though but i have fantasised about ambulance drivers, doctors and russian soldiers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we talking large dawn french or slimmer dawn french?

Is there a difference? Has her personailty changed?

Not for me, though i'm sure it'll be mutual."

i never knew you could fuck a personality before

learn something new everyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our vicar has been shagged a few times, somebody keeps nicking the lead off his roof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vicars - no

nuns - fuk yeh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kate and I were married by a rather attractive lady Salvation Army Captain.

And "yes" I would have, although it's been nearly 30yrs ago now so don't know what she'd look like now.

As for Dawn French, it's a "no" from me.

She's got a lovely face, but her figure is too round for me, even now she has slimmed down.

Saw a pic of her online that said she's now a size 16, and my reaction is "no chance" If she's a 16 my cocks a kipper.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"we talking large dawn french or slimmer dawn french?

Is there a difference? Has her personailty changed?

Not for me, though i'm sure it'll be mutual.

i never knew you could fuck a personality before

learn something new everyday "

But surely if you don't like the personality, it's like fucking a hole or being used a hole

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"we talking large dawn french or slimmer dawn french?

Is there a difference? Has her personailty changed?

Not for me, though i'm sure it'll be mutual.

i never knew you could fuck a personality before

learn something new everyday

But surely if you don't like the personality, it's like fucking a hole or being used a hole"

Hope you are nowhere near Blackburn, Lancashire

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"we talking large dawn french or slimmer dawn french?

Is there a difference? Has her personailty changed?

Not for me, though i'm sure it'll be mutual.

i never knew you could fuck a personality before

learn something new everyday

But surely if you don't like the personality, it's like fucking a hole or being used a hole

Hope you are nowhere near Blackburn, Lancashire"

Nah there's more holes there now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But surely if you don't like the personality, it's like fucking a hole or being used a hole"

I agree, personality is key

but when Dawn French in the vicar of Dibley was a very large lady..

but when funky and PP mentioned Dawn French i wasnt sure if they were on about the 'Vicar' or the now slimmer Dawn French

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By *he tactile technician OP Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"But surely if you don't like the personality, it's like fucking a hole or being used a hole

I agree, personality is key

but when Dawn French in the vicar of Dibley was a very large lady..

but when funky and PP mentioned Dawn French i wasnt sure if they were on about the 'Vicar' or the now slimmer Dawn French"
Stop it Cute N Sassy, Funky and Private would fantasise about fucking the preverbial frog if they could stop it hopping

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

no fantasy here, but there is pampas grass growing outside the vicarage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vicars / Church - would love to know how many Swingers here - Who have actually been in a church and seen an actual vicar recently !!

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

"Cast your mind back to Dawn French in the role as the local village vicar, have you ever had any fantasies involving a female vicar?

She would put me off of female vicars for life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's very few Vicar's in the Republic of Ireland, but from recent reports alot of them are Bi/Gay a bit like the Catholic Priests I guess.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Cast your mind back to Dawn French in the role as the local village vicar, have you ever had any fantasies involving a female vicar?

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A male priest..yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooo of course not. I couldnt have sex with a man of the cloth - sacrilege

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cast your mind back to Dawn French in the role as the local village vicar, have you ever had any fantasies involving a female vicar?

No comment, I would love to, but no comment (Paul wanders off smiling... I am going to burn in hell and when I do the devil himself will come and watch)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My local Vicar is Sylvia and I definately would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all the ones i've seen look like billy jean king

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oohh yes,the priest in the thornbirds.he was gorgeous.the fake vicar that was on hollyoaks,conning carmel,he was fit!

I served a nice one at work last week,and thought phwoar lol.

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

i once fucked a vicar while hubby watched,lol. (for what we are about to receive) now has a new meening for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was that a tarts and vicars night at chams lol

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

no, real vicar

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By *essesCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

"Vicars / Church - would love to know how many Swingers here - Who have actually been in a church and seen an actual vicar recently !!

My father is a church warden and I've seen him recently does that count, though I do always expect to get struck by a bolt of lightening!

Nah TT our lady vicar isn't my type but if she was more like Geraldine then yes i would.

Lisa x

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By *he tactile technician OP Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"Vicars / Church - would love to know how many Swingers here - Who have actually been in a church and seen an actual vicar recently !!

My father is a church warden and I've seen him recently does that count, though I do always expect to get struck by a bolt of lightening!

Nah TT our lady vicar isn't my type but if she was more like Geraldine then yes i would.

Lisa x"

oo bless you my child may a bolt of something strike you fairly and squarely between your cassocks!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"But surely if you don't like the personality, it's like fucking a hole or being used a hole

I agree, personality is key

but when Dawn French in the vicar of Dibley was a very large lady..

but when funky and PP mentioned Dawn French i wasnt sure if they were on about the 'Vicar' or the now slimmer Dawn French"

I would drill either Dawn French. I've not seen her 'thin'. She just makes me laugh and has big boobies hehehehehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During sex would a female vicar yell, "God! I'm coming!" and would God think, "Fuck! She's early!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cast your mind back to Dawn French in the role as the local village vicar, have you ever had any fantasies involving a female vicar?

No! but the clergy round here are mostly dodgy middle aged men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kate and I were married by a rather attractive lady Salvation Army Captain.

And "yes" I would have, although it's been nearly 30yrs ago now so don't know what she'd look like now.

As for Dawn French, it's a "no" from me.

She's got a lovely face, but her figure is too round for me, even now she has slimmed down.

Saw a pic of her online that said she's now a size 16, and my reaction is "no chance" If she's a 16 my cocks a kipper."

Totally agree Jack, and quotes in the media like that cause problems on here for larger ladies, people think that is what a size 16 looks like and it is most certainly not!

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Ive no idea what our local god botherer looks like as I dont go anywhere near any church but I wouldnt say no to dawn French-cuddly AND funny mmmmm

Although if the lovely ladies on here wanted a vicar I suspect they would be out of luck ... unless they looked like a choirboy!

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By *he tactile technician OP Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

not even on high days and holidays? shame on you! That's when they're in their most colourful clobber!!!

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