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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Welcome aboard your private plane with PollyDoux airways.

If you'd like to tell us your destination of choice we'll be sure to tell the pilot.

Polly and I are here to serve all your wants and needs so just let us know what those are.

Oh, and as we are a new airline we haven't yet got our uniforms. What should we wear?

PS. We're on leave when we land, we'd love to join you on your holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buckle up ladies and gents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UK for about a week on the 24th of December please

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

French maids. Visible stockings and suspenders please.

Take me to the USA please, west coast, longer flight, more perving time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Has to be red stiletto's ..

as to the destination, who cares..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"UK for about a week on the 24th of December please

Ooohhh do you need some naughty elves while youre here?

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

Please can I go to a nice warm sunny place with a lovely secluded beach and waterfall so we can enjoy a bit of free time before the return flight.

Uniforms who needs them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"French maids. Visible stockings and suspenders please.

Take me to the USA please, west coast, longer flight, more perving time. "

Anything we can do to make your journey more comfortable?

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Oh bumpy ride

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my

Welcome aboard Mr Alleycat. Do you need assistance with your belt? I hope you don't mind if I lean over you to reach?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maldives please.

Just pack a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would like taken to my happy place

im looking for new fab friends

and you will look fantastic in whatever you choose to wear or choose not to wear. i mean look at you both how can you not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh jolly splendid out door gear ladies please .

We are off with pooch to wander the hills and mountains of New Zealand.

A splendid adventure . Lots of cook outs , camp fire sing songs and sleeping under the stars with Pooch and I

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Maldives please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has to be red stiletto's ..

as to the destination, who cares..

Just those?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please can I go to a nice warm sunny place with a lovely secluded beach and waterfall so we can enjoy a bit of free time before the return flight.

Uniforms who needs them.

Sounds heavenly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh bumpy ride

Theres clean underwear in the overhead lockers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh bumpy ride

Is that your service request?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maldives please

Like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i would like taken to my happy place

im looking for new fab friends

and you will look fantastic in whatever you choose to wear or choose not to wear. i mean look at you both how can you not "

We'll be your friend. Everyone is welcome at PollyDoux airlines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maldives please

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no woods there

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Oh bumpy ride

Theres clean underwear in the overhead lockers

Is it from the lost property box?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maldives please.

Just pack a smile

Smiles as standard Sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maldives please

Let me get get you a glass of fizz for the journey

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

The corn islands please ladies..

Just bring your flip flops and suntan cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh jolly splendid out door gear ladies please .

We are off with pooch to wander the hills and mountains of New Zealand.

A splendid adventure . Lots of cook outs , camp fire sing songs and sleeping under the stars with Pooch and I

Are you gonna be pitching a tent?

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Maldives please

Like your thinking

Ha, didn't realise you'd beaten me to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The corn islands please ladies..

Just bring your flip flops and suntan cream

Only if you help us rub it in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh bumpy ride

Theres clean underwear in the overhead lockers

Is it from the lost property box?

Of course not! This is a swanky and sophisticated operation we're running here. Every passenger gets a courtesy bag with fresh underwear, moist tissues, condoms and mints

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

"The corn islands please ladies..

Just bring your flip flops and suntan cream

Only if you help us rub it in. "

Hands at the ready.. I'll even loan my snorkel as well if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wear your best lingerie, and can we go to Barbados please

or Iceland

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"Oh jolly splendid out door gear ladies please .

We are off with pooch to wander the hills and mountains of New Zealand.

A splendid adventure . Lots of cook outs , camp fire sing songs and sleeping under the stars with Pooch and I

Are you gonna be pitching a tent?

Trouser tent after watch you pair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The corn islands please ladies..

Just bring your flip flops and suntan cream

Only if you help us rub it in.

Hands at the ready.. I'll even loan my snorkel as well if you like

You might need it. It gets a bit wet sometimes.

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Come to my local beach and have a roll in the sand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"UK for about a week on the 24th of December please

Ooohhh do you need some naughty elves while youre here? "

Ermmm, I had the idea of spending Christmas with my sisters

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just wear your best lingerie, and can we go to Barbados please

or Iceland "

Haha how about Iceland first then Barbados to warm up after? I mean, we'll be keeping you warm anyway but a bit of sun would be nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh jolly splendid out door gear ladies please .

We are off with pooch to wander the hills and mountains of New Zealand.

A splendid adventure . Lots of cook outs , camp fire sing songs and sleeping under the stars with Pooch and I

Are you gonna be pitching a tent?

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chuckle you two can help me

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

"The corn islands please ladies..

Just bring your flip flops and suntan cream

Only if you help us rub it in.

Hands at the ready.. I'll even loan my snorkel as well if you like

You might need it. It gets a bit wet sometimes. "

Truly, those unpredictable tropical downpours come in when it's most heated....... I've heard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come to my local beach and have a roll in the sand

Sand gets everywhere! Could we all fit in your shower after?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Er, are the toilets big enough for three?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Has to be red stiletto's ..

as to the destination, who cares..

Just those? "

not straight away..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wear your best lingerie, and can we go to Barbados please

or Iceland

Haha how about Iceland first then Barbados to warm up after? I mean, we'll be keeping you warm anyway but a bit of sun would be nice. "

Deal! Northern lights and the blue lagoon, then can we go to see Alpha Bravo (Concorde) whilst in Barbados

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh jolly splendid out door gear ladies please .

We are off with pooch to wander the hills and mountains of New Zealand.

A splendid adventure . Lots of cook outs , camp fire sing songs and sleeping under the stars with Pooch and I

Are you gonna be pitching a tent?

chuckle you two can help me

We're dab hands with erections Taff

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Oh bumpy ride

Theres clean underwear in the overhead lockers

Is it from the lost property box?

Of course not! This is a swanky and sophisticated operation we're running here. Every passenger gets a courtesy bag with fresh underwear, moist tissues, condoms and mints

Of course. Silly me. What was I thinking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh jolly splendid out door gear ladies please .

We are off with pooch to wander the hills and mountains of New Zealand.

A splendid adventure . Lots of cook outs , camp fire sing songs and sleeping under the stars with Pooch and I

Are you gonna be pitching a tent?

chuckle you two can help me

We're dab hands with erections Taff

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that's splendid indeed I have been complemented on my erections

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Er, are the toilets big enough for three?

No but the showers are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i would like taken to my happy place

im looking for new fab friends

and you will look fantastic in whatever you choose to wear or choose not to wear. i mean look at you both how can you not

We'll be your friend. Everyone is welcome at PollyDoux airlines

excellent. i'll look forward to receiving your friend requests

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"UK for about a week on the 24th of December please

Ooohhh do you need some naughty elves while youre here?

Ermmm, I had the idea of spending Christmas with my sisters

Everyone loves elves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m looking for a couple of ski bunnies to accompany me on a weeks long trip to my private chalet in the alps. Slopes by day, hot tub and drinks by night - can you help?? There is an airport in Saint Moritz...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m looking for a couple of ski bunnies to accompany me on a weeks long trip to my private chalet in the alps. Slopes by day, hot tub and drinks by night - can you help?? There is an airport in Saint Moritz...

Can we wear our bunny girl outfits for the flight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh bumpy ride

Theres clean underwear in the overhead lockers

Is it from the lost property box?

Of course not! This is a swanky and sophisticated operation we're running here. Every passenger gets a courtesy bag with fresh underwear, moist tissues, condoms and mints

Of course. Silly me. What was I thinking?

Let me get you a drink while you compose yourself

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Necker island, and I second the vote for sexy maids uniforms with stockings and high heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Er, are the toilets big enough for three?

No but the showers are

Packing loofah!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Necker island, and I second the vote for sexy maids uniforms with stockings and high heels

At your service

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Oh bumpy ride

Theres clean underwear in the overhead lockers

Is it from the lost property box?

Of course not! This is a swanky and sophisticated operation we're running here. Every passenger gets a courtesy bag with fresh underwear, moist tissues, condoms and mints

Of course. Silly me. What was I thinking?

Let me get you a drink while you compose yourself

So accommodating. Do remind me to fill in the customer service survey before we land.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh bumpy ride

Theres clean underwear in the overhead lockers

Might need that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh bumpy ride

Theres clean underwear in the overhead lockers

Is it from the lost property box?

Of course not! This is a swanky and sophisticated operation we're running here. Every passenger gets a courtesy bag with fresh underwear, moist tissues, condoms and mints

Of course. Silly me. What was I thinking?

Let me get you a drink while you compose yourself

So accommodating. Do remind me to fill in the customer service survey before we land.

We can hold your pen?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh bumpy ride

Theres clean underwear in the overhead lockers

Might need that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we go to Burma please.

Beautiful scenery with 2 beatiful ladies.

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Oh bumpy ride

Theres clean underwear in the overhead lockers

Is it from the lost property box?

Of course not! This is a swanky and sophisticated operation we're running here. Every passenger gets a courtesy bag with fresh underwear, moist tissues, condoms and mints

Of course. Silly me. What was I thinking?

Let me get you a drink while you compose yourself

So accommodating. Do remind me to fill in the customer service survey before we land.

We can hold your pen?

Whilst my hand is steady this turbulence is proving problematic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we go to Burma please.

Beautiful scenery with 2 beatiful ladies.

Anywhere you like Sir, can I get you something to nibble on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we go to Burma please.

Beautiful scenery with 2 beatiful ladies.

Anywhere you like Sir, can I get you something to nibble on?

Your neck, if I may?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Can you fly me back to the Dominican Republic please.

There's a little beach there I fell in love with in May.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"French maids. Visible stockings and suspenders please.

Take me to the USA please, west coast, longer flight, more perving time.

Anything we can do to make your journey more comfortable?"

Um, a whiskey, and lose the maids outfits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you fly me back to the Dominican Republic please.

There's a little beach there I fell in love with in May. "

Certainly, sit back, relax and we'll be there in no time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we wear our bunny girl outfits for the flight?"

Standard cabin crew attire on the PBPJ!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Can you fly me back to the Dominican Republic please.

There's a little beach there I fell in love with in May.

Certainly, sit back, relax and we'll be there in no time

Mwaaaah thank you x

I can almost taste the MamaJuana again...

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Shift change?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Stewardess, could you show me the safety demonstration again? I was right with you when you pulled the life vest on but when you showed how to inflate it by blowing into that tube my mind started to wander

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stewardess, could you show me the safety demonstration again? I was right with you when you pulled the life vest on but when you showed how to inflate it by blowing into that tube my mind started to wander

Of course. Safety first in all instances, Rubi just come here and open your mouth......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"French maids. Visible stockings and suspenders please.

Take me to the USA please, west coast, longer flight, more perving time.

Anything we can do to make your journey more comfortable?

Um, a whiskey, and lose the maids outfits.

We'll undress each other

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shift change? "

Sorry we got a little carried away in our crew area

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Did we agree on a uniform? I think your most recent pictures would be fine, but you can’t go onto the flight deck - the captain has to watch his blood pressure

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Shift change?

Sorry we got a little carried away in our crew area

Tssk. You just cannot get dedicated staff nowadays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shift change?

Sorry we got a little carried away in our crew area

Tssk. You just cannot get dedicated staff nowadays.

Oh we are extremely dedicated...... to each other

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By *heekytradesman46Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

What a fun idea...Barbados would be my destination of choice! Bit of winter sun! I will have a pint two please ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did we agree on a uniform? I think your most recent pictures would be fine, but you can’t go onto the flight deck - the captain has to watch his blood pressure

The captain is gay. We've thought of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a fun idea...Barbados would be my destination of choice! Bit of winter sun! I will have a pint two please ladies

Would you like some nuts too?

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Shift change?

Sorry we got a little carried away in our crew area

Tssk. You just cannot get dedicated staff nowadays.

Oh we are extremely dedicated...... to each other

A bonded team.

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By *heekytradesman46Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"What a fun idea...Barbados would be my destination of choice! Bit of winter sun! I will have a pint two please ladies

Would you like some nuts too?

Hmm yeah go on then...spoil me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maldives please

Like your thinking

Ha, didn't realise you'd beaten me to it

Plenty of beach for all of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hawaii. I can't think of anything better than sitting watching people dancing in grass skirts whilst drinking cocktails on a beach.

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Have I missed the flight? And are geeks allowed on this flight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hawaii. I can't think of anything better than sitting watching people dancing in grass skirts whilst drinking cocktails on a beach.

Ive got a lovely pair of coconuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have I missed the flight? And are geeks allowed on this flight

xx"

Hop on kitten! Where we taking you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope I'm not too late to book an evening in the company of Pollydoux

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope I'm not too late to book an evening in the company of Pollydoux

Night flights are very popular. We offer a turn down and tuck you in service too

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

I think you need to start direct weekly service from all major UK airports to Cap D'Adge and all seats need to be the fully flat beds like other airlines reserve for first class. And probably wipe clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take me to a hot beach where the woman walk around naked with wobbling bums and thighs and the men have a permanent hard on.Do you know anywhere like that.????

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"Have I missed the flight? And are geeks allowed on this flight

Hop on kitten! Where we taking you? "

Norway please and lets hope for a delay so I can fully take in how beautiful you both are

and my knee is free

and i brought the digestives

I don't know if you'd want to spend your leave in the snow though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope I'm not too late to book an evening in the company of Pollydoux

Night flights are very popular. We offer a turn down and tuck you in service too

Oh i do like the personal touch

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