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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is anyone else really clumsy?

So today I managed to fall and hit my head on the dishwasher, I now have a huge egg on it.

Yesterday I managed to smash a glass and it shattered bounced across the room, I thought I had got it all up but managed to stand on a piece.

I have a little toe that’s permanently black from the amount of times I stub it.

on one meet years ago I fell twice! I did have sexy shoes on though!

I’ve fallen out of my friends door and severely injured my knee....

The list could go on.... is anyone else really clumsy?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Yep. Embarrassingly so.

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By *oubyLoverWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Im silly clumsy. I fell flat on my face the other night. I don’t even drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am

I fall over nothing

I literally trip over air, nearly went through a sunbed window once tripping up the kerb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So klutzy. A date wrote a poem about how clumsy I was once. And a lover called me clumsy lady.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

It's one of the joys of being dyspraxic and can fall over air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am

I fall over nothing

I literally trip over air, nearly went through a sunbed window once tripping up the kerb "

I can think of two reasons why!

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Not clumsy but forgetful today.

I went and got coffee and cake this morning. I somehow managed to lose the cake between the coffee shop and my friend's house.

I suspect I left it on top of the car

Arse biscuits!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Interesting how it’s all the woman that are clumsy.... wonder if it’s because we are always doing too many things at once?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When.i.like someone, I get nervous. Get bags caught on chairs.

Forget keys etc.

Also very accident prone in hotels on holiday.

Wet room bathroom, pee in middle of night, flush, turn light off. Stub toe on marble 2cm step.

Wake up to a blood bath.. Nail lifted from big toe.

I had been drinking and didn't see/feel it throbbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terribly clumsy. Number One Chap oft describes me as Bambi one ice, on roller skates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am really clumsy, bruise like a peach, trip over fresh air and forget most things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not clumsy but forgetful today.

I went and got coffee and cake this morning. I somehow managed to lose the cake between the coffee shop and my friend's house.

I suspect I left it on top of the car

Arse biscuits! "

Oooooh Matron!

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"Not clumsy but forgetful today.

I went and got coffee and cake this morning. I somehow managed to lose the cake between the coffee shop and my friend's house.

I suspect I left it on top of the car

Arse biscuits!

Oooooh Matron!"

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

Yes. But not as clumsy as you op. X kaz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im silly clumsy. I fell flat on my face the other night. I don’t even drink "

Hehe

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By *oubyLoverWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"Im silly clumsy. I fell flat on my face the other night. I don’t even drink

Hehe "

Shame I didn’t have a pin in my hand. Might have worked better hehe

A friend suggested I get myself a toffee hammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be. I had some serious injuries during my working life, due to my clumsiness. I'm wary of fresh air these days, I can trip over it randomly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to be. I had some serious injuries during my working life, due to my clumsiness. I'm wary of fresh air these days, I can trip over it randomly."

Not ideal in your job... could end up in some comprimising positions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im silly clumsy. I fell flat on my face the other night. I don’t even drink

Hehe

Shame I didn’t have a pin in my hand. Might have worked better hehe

A friend suggested I get myself a toffee hammer "

You’re determined! They simply will not go in! Goodness you tried, told you I have Teflon skin!

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By *razysexysingleWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Yep I’m a walking disaster!!

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Is anyone else really clumsy?

So today I managed to fall and hit my head on the dishwasher, I now have a huge egg on it.

Yesterday I managed to smash a glass and it shattered bounced across the room, I thought I had got it all up but managed to stand on a piece.

I have a little toe that’s permanently black from the amount of times I stub it.

on one meet years ago I fell twice! I did have sexy shoes on though!

I’ve fallen out of my friends door and severely injured my knee....

The list could go on.... is anyone else really clumsy? "

I wish you would fall for me

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By *olliPineCouple
over a year ago

swingers clubs

Ah you've just reminded me that I'll have a bruised arse in the morning - yes we've had a great weekend but it's from clumsiness, I KNOW exactly where the bathroom dresser is so I don't know how I bend into it backwards [sighs] XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be terrible...I'd fall over flat ground! I got diagnosed with low levels of vitamin b12 and have injections now. Clumsiness is one of the most common symptoms....always worth getting it checked! I know when I'm due a jab as I start falling over again! X

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