FabSwingers.com forum: Haiku

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Traditional haiku consist of 17 on (loosely translated as "syllables"), in three phrases of 5, 7, and 5 on, respectively.

Haikus are easy.

But sometimes they don't make sense.

Refrigerator.

Can you make some fab-based haikus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought Haiku was what the New Zealand rugby team do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought Haiku was what the New Zealand rugby team do."

Oh should have written

Your funny as a haiku

Then laughs we would have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought Haiku was what the New Zealand rugby team do.

Oh should have written

Your funny as a haiku

Then laughs we would have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought Haiku was what the New Zealand rugby team do."

Think it's Japanese three line poems, I think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I logged on to fab

Many messages I had

I logged off again

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

We are all on fab

For vastly different reasons

Some simple others not

All look to connect

In the hope of some great sex

Not all can achieve

But on we persist

After that elusive goal

To find our pleasure

Tried to keep it at 5-7-5 syllables

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

after Sunday sex

the blow-up doll and I share

an e-cigarette

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I logged on to fab

Many messages I had

I logged off again"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We are all on fab

For vastly different reasons

Some simple others not

All look to connect

In the hope of some great sex

Not all can achieve

But on we persist

After that elusive goal

To find our pleasure

Tried to keep it at 5-7-5 syllables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm feeling horny"

Was the subject. Message read:

"Hi. Fancy a fuck?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hola hola..

Can I fuck your hole ah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He sent a cock pic

She read but didn't reply

So he sent another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man from Brighton.

Found himself on Fabswingers.

How did he get here?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Look at my profile"

The message read. So I did.

"Will fill in later"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why won't they meet me?

Why won't anyone meet me?

They're all stuck up cunts!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Stop sending foo pics

Stop sending FAF messages

Said no man ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why won't they meet me?

Why won't anyone meet me?

They're all stuck up cunts!"

Winner!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I won't fuck bareback

I need some profile advice

Why won't they fuck me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't fuck bareback

I need some profile advice

Why won't they fuck me

Pretty good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""I'm feeling horny"

Was the subject. Message read:

"Hi. Fancy a fuck?""

Excellent work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hola hola..

Can I fuck your hole ah!"

Not a haiku

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He sent a cock pic

She read but didn't reply

So he sent another"

Bwahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man from Brighton.

Found himself on Fabswingers.

How did he get here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Look at my profile"

The message read. So I did.

"Will fill in later" "

Hahaha!

These are spot on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why won't they meet me?

Why won't anyone meet me?

They're all stuck up cunts!"

*actually peeing myself laughing*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop sending foo pics

Stop sending FAF messages

Said no man ever"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I won't fuck bareback

I need some profile advice

Why won't they fuck me

Hurrah!

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

I thought it was the haka this thread was about

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Cock snot in the bum

Cum dribbling out of your vag

Anyone for cake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought it was the haka this thread was about

That joke has been done, Rowdy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cock snot in the bum

Cum dribbling out of your vag

Anyone for cake?"

Epic

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Emasculated

Thinking of words to fill this

Elasticated.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Emasculated

Thinking of words to fill this

Elasticated. "

Nice

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Umbrella for rain

Estella come play with me

Let me get you wet

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Girls don't like dick pics

Apart from the ones who do

Yet cock pics abound

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Girls don't like dick pics

Apart from the ones who do

Yet cock pics abound"

You look like Velma

In your wee profile picture

Scooby Dooby Doo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobies, delightful

Big boobies, my favourite

Though I like them all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Umbrella for rain

Estella come play with me

Let me get you wet"

This one is very good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Girls don't like dick pics

Apart from the ones who do

Yet cock pics abound"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Girls don't like dick pics

Apart from the ones who do

Yet cock pics abound

You look like Velma

In your wee profile picture

Scooby Dooby Doo"

Woof

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boobies, delightful

Big boobies, my favourite

Though I like them all

Ya big booby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penis size matters?

It definitely matters.

It doesn't matter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a haiku

It was inappropriate

So go fuck yourself!

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