FabSwingers.com forum: Unicorn Kisses...do not miss

By *lirty and dirty OP Couple
over a year ago

ashford

I am a bit of a forum lurker but I had to share this. I am in the middle of making something unicorn and want a specific saying on it. So I googled the saying I wanted which was unicorn kisses...Good god at what I found..I had to share. Had anyone heard of this?

Unicorn Kiss:

When a person (usually an exotic entertainer) places an amount of glitter into his/her rectum and then flatulates a sparkling cloud onto another person. This service is usually performed for a fee in addition to the normal tip.

Who knew. Now thinking of another saying!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve always just called that farting glitter.

Who knew, eh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if they have a wet Fart?

It'll come out like a fecking bullet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The things you learn on here.

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By *lirty and dirty OP Couple
over a year ago

ashford

I am shocked!! There I was with my cute little unicorn and read this!! I am not sure if I can carry on now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyday is a school day, though not sure I wanted to know that nugget of information x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyday is a school day, though not sure I wanted to know that nugget of information x

Especially given the act in question may involve a nugget as well as the glitter

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

I would guess there isn’t an act that hasn’t got a name thanks to google or the urban dictionary !

This one , rather than being a kiss from a single bi female who meets couples , is as described by the op !

Whatever next ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would have me in stitches, I kinda want to see it as I reckon it'll be so funny to watch

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Finally I job I'd be good at!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally I job I'd be good at!"

What? A arsonist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unicorn Kiss:

Dammit! Now got to clean my coffee table after splattering my drink everywhere ... haven't laughed so much at a phrase for ages!!!

Don't think I would want to put glitter in my bum though even if someone paid me to fart it at them!!

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