FabSwingers.com forum: Dear Diary

By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

What a day it's been . . .

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Had my hair cut

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Someone told me about their bucket list and made me cry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been just like a dream. Woke up to late, wasn't were I should have been

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

took my dogs to the barbers.. they are looking fab.

and did some work on line.

nowt special really.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

bought a dress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tomorrow should be alot better than today as it's my day off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bought a dress"

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"bought a dress

one I can wear outdoors!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bought a dress

one I can wear outdoors!!!"

phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

drove to Wolves to meet Kate

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Went to work, came home, went to conference, came home, now on fabs. I lead an exciting life

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By *illow_femaleWoman
over a year ago

Thetford

Went to town, bought some stockings and a new dress for the social & club!

Got home just before the rain.. bonus

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Had my hair cut"

Reminds me of when my brother was in the RAF, and a senior officer told him "get your hair cut!" to which my brother flippantly replied, "Which one, Sir!??"

He said that the bollocking he then received was the worst he's ever endured!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spent an incredibly lazy day on line being a perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car blew up on the way to work

Got car to garage and courtesy car to work

Finally got to work at 1pm

Finally got home

Food in, dog walked

Fab logged in!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

You really don't want to know, I could be here all night

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"You really don't want to know, I could be here all night

did you burn the dinner again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

14 hour day....in the middle of assembling and fitting a cardboard box production machine....weighs 36 ton...

I`m fucked...

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"You really don't want to know, I could be here all night

did you burn the dinner again?

No, not this time, but Mr R ate all the fig rolls !

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"14 hour day....in the middle of assembling and fitting a cardboard box production machine....weighs 36 ton...

I`m fucked..."

Who the fuck needs a 36 ton cardboard box?

Are you sure you read the instructions right?

No wonder you're knackered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"14 hour day....in the middle of assembling and fitting a cardboard box production machine....weighs 36 ton...

I`m fucked...

Who the fuck needs a 36 ton cardboard box?

Are you sure you read the instructions right?

No wonder you're knackered.

haha...hello you %*

Only wish I`d never seen the fucking thing....still..a week or so will wrap it up..

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

So you are making a cardboard box then wrapping it up? With ribbon? is there a surprise in it?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

WRAP it? With what, the millennium dome?

Are we boxing and gift wrapping our aircraft carriers or something?

36 tons.

Jesus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you are making a cardboard box then wrapping it up? With ribbon? is there a surprise in it?"

Nooooo !! ...Sheesh !! haha...

Its a machine that produces cardboard boxes with very pretty logos....

Persil, Cadburys, Sheepdip bitter etc...

I made the last one up btw..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmm, what a day indeed!!!

Met a fabulous,sexy Lady early this morning for 'coffee' and again later for 'afternoon tea'.

It doesn't get much better!!!!

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

For goodness sake what's happening to me.

Write lightly, yours truly, dear diary.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Mmmmmm, what a day indeed!!!

Met a fabulous,sexy Lady early this morning for 'coffee' and again later for 'afternoon tea'.

It doesn't get much better!!!!

By 'coffee' and 'afternoon tea', you mean 'a fuck', correct?

Either that or I demand to know where you eat and drink, must be some great grub they serve.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Dear dairy,

It looks like I'm still dyslexic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to work, came home, went to Game to pick up my sons new zombie game, ate dinner, went to Zumba, felt sick as my meal felt heavy in my stomach, on sofa now unable to walk

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By *ooseLipsWoman
over a year ago

Durham-ish

Took my favourite shoes to get re-heeled, what an exciting life I leed.............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Diary...

Must put the milk in the fridge...not the teapot...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stripped and cleaned 4 doors ready for a coat of varnish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear dairy,

It looks like I'm still dyslexic.

Now you are just milking it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmmm, what a day indeed!!!

Met a fabulous,sexy Lady early this morning for 'coffee' and again later for 'afternoon tea'.

It doesn't get much better!!!!

By 'coffee' and 'afternoon tea', you mean 'a fuck', correct?

Either that or I demand to know where you eat and drink, must be some great grub they serve."

Lol!

A Lady never tells, but you may assume that a little of the naughty took place on both occasions.

And the food and beverages were also rather satisfactory, especially the hand fed cake

All in all a fab day worthy of an entry in my Dear Diary!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done loads am knackered xx

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I had fabulously filthy sex and now I'm tarting in msn!

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Spent bloody ages in the hairdressers. Good now though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did sweet FA, and spent most of the time looking for a suitable replacement tent.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"I did sweet FA, and spent most of the time looking for a suitable replacement tent.

So, your in'tent'ions were positive, were they?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

morning,washed sheepskin rug.

afternoon,stained sheepskin rug.

hey ho,thats one horny sheepskin rug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"morning,washed sheepskin rug.

afternoon,stained sheepskin rug.

hey ho,thats one horny sheepskin rug.

It will probably walk to the washing machine- euww!

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"morning,washed sheepskin rug.

afternoon,stained sheepskin rug.

hey ho,thats one horny sheepskin rug.

It must be, you only asked to use it, oops i mean borrow it, for a week. In April.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"morning,washed sheepskin rug.

afternoon,stained sheepskin rug.

hey ho,thats one horny sheepskin rug.

It will probably walk to the washing machine- euww!"

it's looking a bit peely wally tonight,

i should have been more careful.

whens the lambing season.

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"morning,washed sheepskin rug.

afternoon,stained sheepskin rug.

hey ho,thats one horny sheepskin rug.

Hey Ho, What You Do To Me

Guess Who.

Yep.

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"morning,washed sheepskin rug.

afternoon,stained sheepskin rug.

hey ho,thats one horny sheepskin rug.

It will probably walk to the washing machine- euww!

it's looking a bit peely wally tonight,

i should have been more careful.

whens the lambing season.

Pervert.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"morning,washed sheepskin rug.

afternoon,stained sheepskin rug.

hey ho,thats one horny sheepskin rug.

It will probably walk to the washing machine- euww!

it's looking a bit peely wally tonight,

i should have been more careful.

whens the lambing season.

Pervert."

jealous mushy.

the sheepskin rug,and i are to be married.

apparently it's all the rage in wales,boyo.

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"morning,washed sheepskin rug.

afternoon,stained sheepskin rug.

hey ho,thats one horny sheepskin rug.

It will probably walk to the washing machine- euww!

it's looking a bit peely wally tonight,

i should have been more careful.

whens the lambing season.

Pervert.

jealous mushy.

the sheepskin rug,and i are to be married.

apparently it's all the rage in wales,boyo.

boyo

ok daddio

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"morning,washed sheepskin rug.

afternoon,stained sheepskin rug.

hey ho,thats one horny sheepskin rug.

It will probably walk to the washing machine- euww!

it's looking a bit peely wally tonight,

i should have been more careful.

whens the lambing season.

Pervert.

jealous mushy.

the sheepskin rug,and i are to be married.

apparently it's all the rage in wales,boyo.

boyo

ok daddio"

you can be best man,bring your own sheep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

picked my grand-daughter up from school, running rings round me she said ' nana why are you walking so slow, i said "im fat and old", she said "youre not fat!" xx

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"morning,washed sheepskin rug.

afternoon,stained sheepskin rug.

hey ho,thats one horny sheepskin rug.

It will probably walk to the washing machine- euww!

it's looking a bit peely wally tonight,

i should have been more careful.

whens the lambing season.

Pervert.

jealous mushy.

the sheepskin rug,and i are to be married.

apparently it's all the rage in wales,boyo.

boyo

ok daddio

you can be best man,bring your own sheep.

Plural?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"morning,washed sheepskin rug.

afternoon,stained sheepskin rug.

hey ho,thats one horny sheepskin rug.

It will probably walk to the washing machine- euww!

it's looking a bit peely wally tonight,

i should have been more careful.

whens the lambing season.

Pervert.

jealous mushy.

the sheepskin rug,and i are to be married.

apparently it's all the rage in wales,boyo.

boyo

ok daddio

you can be best man,bring your own sheep.

Plural? "

no!it's just a wee head cold.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

went out for a drink with a friend, was hit with a business proposition and a hell of a lot to think about

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