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"yes you fecking can paul "Oh no he fecking can't  | |||
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"yes you fecking can paul
Oh no he fecking can't "get back in ya laundry woman | |||
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"yes you fecking can paul
Oh no he fecking can't get back in ya laundry woman "Do you fecking mind
I keep fecking slaves for that  | |||
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"Ok.so is it going to be Paul or Mistress? I really don't mind "If the hubby don't mind...we could have a threesome | |||
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"Ok.so is it going to be Paul or Mistress? I really don't mind
If the hubby don't mind...we could have a threesome "Haha, better check with him! | |||
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"Ok.so is it going to be Paul or Mistress? I really don't mind
If the hubby don't mind...we could have a threesome "There will be none of those carrys on not having paul corrupted | |||
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"yes you fecking can paul
Oh no he fecking can't get back in ya laundry woman
Do you fecking mind
I keep fecking slaves for that "yeah poor cosmo ive seen her blistered hands | |||
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"Ok.so is it going to be Paul or Mistress? I really don't mind
If the hubby don't mind...we could have a threesome There will be none of those carrys on not having paul corrupted"I wouldn't think Paul would have a problem | |||
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"Are we auditioning for the stable cows? "have one in mind | |||
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"Ok.so is it going to be Paul or Mistress? I really don't mind
If the hubby don't mind...we could have a threesome There will be none of those carrys on not having paul corrupted
I wouldn't think Paul would have a problem "nigel might get jealous though | |||
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"Are we auditioning for the stable cows? "You can't be one of those as well. you'll never learn all the lines in time  | |||
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"yes you fecking can paul
Oh no he fecking can't get back in ya laundry woman
Do you fecking mind
I keep fecking slaves for that yeah poor cosmo ive seen her blistered hands"Bless!... | |||
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"yes you fecking can paul
Oh no he fecking can't get back in ya laundry woman
Do you fecking mind
I keep fecking slaves for that yeah poor cosmo ive seen her blistered hands"Nah she works in a chip shop...burnt the fecker shooting the chips in the fryer | |||
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"Ok.so is it going to be Paul or Mistress? I really don't mind
If the hubby don't mind...we could have a threesome There will be none of those carrys on not having paul corrupted
I wouldn't think Paul would have a problem nigel might get jealous though"Nigel will be fine, we'll give him some hay! | |||
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"Ok.so is it going to be Paul or Mistress? I really don't mind
If the hubby don't mind...we could have a threesome There will be none of those carrys on not having paul corrupted
I wouldn't think Paul would have a problem "You fecking saying I would?  | |||
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"yes you fecking can paul
Oh no he fecking can't get back in ya laundry woman
Do you fecking mind
I keep fecking slaves for that yeah poor cosmo ive seen her blistered hands
Nah she works in a chip shop...burnt the fecker shooting the chips in the fryer "Hehe, chips.....mmmmm..... | |||
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"Are we auditioning for the stable cows? have one in mind "Hmmm | |||
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"Ok.so is it going to be Paul or Mistress? I really don't mind
If the hubby don't mind...we could have a threesome There will be none of those carrys on not having paul corrupted
I wouldn't think Paul would have a problem
You fecking saying I would? "No you wouldn't | |||
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"Are we auditioning for the stable cows?
You can't be one of those as well. you'll never learn all the lines in time "Moo!! could learn that to a fecking chimp | |||
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"Are we auditioning for the stable cows?
You can't be one of those as well. you'll never learn all the lines in time
Moo!! could learn that to a fecking chimp "throws a banana | |||
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"Are we auditioning for the stable cows?
You can't be one of those as well. you'll never learn all the lines in time
Moo!! could learn that to a fecking chimp "No these are proper talking cows | |||
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"Are we auditioning for the stable cows?
You can't be one of those as well. you'll never learn all the lines in time
Moo!! could learn that to a fecking chimp throws a banana"Fecking nigel ate it ffs | |||
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"Are we auditioning for the stable cows?
You can't be one of those as well. you'll never learn all the lines in time
Moo!! could learn that to a fecking chimp throws a banana
Fecking nigel ate it ffs"He's such a knob, that Nigel  | |||
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"Are we auditioning for the stable cows?
You can't be one of those as well. you'll never learn all the lines in time
Moo!! could learn that to a fecking chimp
No these are proper talking cows "Oh shit...don't they just type | |||
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"Are we auditioning for the stable cows?
You can't be one of those as well. you'll never learn all the lines in time
Moo!! could learn that to a fecking chimp throws a banana
Fecking nigel ate it ffs
He's such a knob, that Nigel "Jeez I know...it's fecking massive | |||
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"Are we auditioning for the stable cows?
You can't be one of those as well. you'll never learn all the lines in time
Moo!! could learn that to a fecking chimp
No these are proper talking cows
Oh shit...don't they just type "Nope, they do lots of talking coz the went to an international school of languages..in Bethlehem..... | |||
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"Are we auditioning for the stable cows?
You can't be one of those as well. you'll never learn all the lines in time
Moo!! could learn that to a fecking chimp throws a banana
Fecking nigel ate it ffs
He's such a knob, that Nigel
Jeez I know...it's fecking massive "I know, I'm keeping out of the way and I suggest you do the same, he takes no prisoners | |||
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"Are we auditioning for the stable cows?
You can't be one of those as well. you'll never learn all the lines in time
Moo!! could learn that to a fecking chimp
No these are proper talking cows
Oh shit...don't they just type
Nope, they do lots of talking coz the went to an international school of languages..in Bethlehem....."Better ask trump for his advice on that one...don't want terrorist cows | |||
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"Are we auditioning for the stable cows?
You can't be one of those as well. you'll never learn all the lines in time
Moo!! could learn that to a fecking chimp throws a banana
Fecking nigel ate it ffs
He's such a knob, that Nigel
Jeez I know...it's fecking massive
I know, I'm keeping out of the way and I suggest you do the same, he takes no prisoners "Quick shut the fecking stable door | |||
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"Are we auditioning for the stable cows?
You can't be one of those as well. you'll never learn all the lines in time
Moo!! could learn that to a fecking chimp throws a banana
Fecking nigel ate it ffs
He's such a knob, that Nigel
Jeez I know...it's fecking massive
I know, I'm keeping out of the way and I suggest you do the same, he takes no prisoners
Quick shut the fecking stable door "Don't worry....it's shut...with Trump inside..... | |||
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51f9uEYGeKw " Feck me I thought ace swinger had sneaked in again then | |||
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"Are we auditioning for the stable cows?
You can't be one of those as well. you'll never learn all the lines in time
Moo!! could learn that to a fecking chimp throws a banana
Fecking nigel ate it ffs
He's such a knob, that Nigel
Jeez I know...it's fecking massive
I know, I'm keeping out of the way and I suggest you do the same, he takes no prisoners
Quick shut the fecking stable door
Don't worry....it's shut...with Trump inside.....
"Yeah he's just bin moaning on Twitter. ..the twat | |||
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51f9uEYGeKw Feck me I thought ace swinger had sneaked in again then "Never know how to copy and paste on my tablet....  | |||
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"Are we auditioning for the stable cows?
You can't be one of those as well. you'll never learn all the lines in time
Moo!! could learn that to a fecking chimp throws a banana
Fecking nigel ate it ffs
He's such a knob, that Nigel
Jeez I know...it's fecking massive
I know, I'm keeping out of the way and I suggest you do the same, he takes no prisoners
Quick shut the fecking stable door
Don't worry....it's shut...with Trump inside.....
Yeah he's just bin moaning on Twitter. ..the twat "hears banging what twat has locked nigel in | |||
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"Are we auditioning for the stable cows?
You can't be one of those as well. you'll never learn all the lines in time
Moo!! could learn that to a fecking chimp throws a banana
Fecking nigel ate it ffs
He's such a knob, that Nigel
Jeez I know...it's fecking massive
I know, I'm keeping out of the way and I suggest you do the same, he takes no prisoners
Quick shut the fecking stable door
Don't worry....it's shut...with Trump inside.....
Yeah he's just bin moaning on Twitter. ..the twat "Knob..I don't do Twitter.... the knob is trump btw, not you | |||
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51f9uEYGeKw Feck me I thought ace swinger had sneaked in again then
Never know how to copy and paste on my tablet.... "Press your finger on it and wait..then move arrows..go to top and press the 2 pieces of paper | |||
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"Are we auditioning for the stable cows?
You can't be one of those as well. you'll never learn all the lines in time
Moo!! could learn that to a fecking chimp throws a banana
Fecking nigel ate it ffs
He's such a knob, that Nigel
Jeez I know...it's fecking massive
I know, I'm keeping out of the way and I suggest you do the same, he takes no prisoners
Quick shut the fecking stable door
Don't worry....it's shut...with Trump inside.....
Yeah he's just bin moaning on Twitter. ..the twat hears banging what twat has locked nigel in"Feck me airforce 1 has just nearly took my fecking roof off | |||
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"Are we auditioning for the stable cows?
You can't be one of those as well. you'll never learn all the lines in time
Moo!! could learn that to a fecking chimp throws a banana
Fecking nigel ate it ffs
He's such a knob, that Nigel
Jeez I know...it's fecking massive
I know, I'm keeping out of the way and I suggest you do the same, he takes no prisoners
Quick shut the fecking stable door
Don't worry....it's shut...with Trump inside.....
Yeah he's just bin moaning on Twitter. ..the twat
Knob..I don't do Twitter.... the knob is trump btw, not you "Thank feck for that  | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs" Has she ran out of fiver pads again? | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? "no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram"At her fecking age | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram"Haha...no chance of that...those days are long gone | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
At her fecking age "You got it Mistress! | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
At her fecking age
You got it Mistress! "Feck me...you'd be safe here though cos at my age I'm certain they are all fecking blanks now | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
At her fecking age
You got it Mistress!
Feck me...you'd be safe here though cos at my age I'm certain they are all fecking blanks now "Hahaha...you never know..stranger things have happened..you blokes are sterile well into your 70's | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
At her fecking age
You got it Mistress!
Feck me...you'd be safe here though cos at my age I'm certain they are all fecking blanks now
Hahaha...you never know..stranger things have happened..you blokes are sterile well into your 70's "Feck me you'd better warn fecking _oddy | |||
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51f9uEYGeKw Feck me I thought ace swinger had sneaked in again then
Never know how to copy and paste on my tablet....
Press your finger on it and wait..then move arrows..go to top and press the 2 pieces of paper "I know I'm a tech knob, done that but where do I find it afterwards? | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
At her fecking age
You got it Mistress!
Feck me...you'd be safe here though cos at my age I'm certain they are all fecking blanks now
Hahaha...you never know..stranger things have happened..you blokes are sterile well into your 70's
Feck me you'd better warn fecking _oddy "warn me what | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
At her fecking age
You got it Mistress!
Feck me...you'd be safe here though cos at my age I'm certain they are all fecking blanks now
Hahaha...you never know..stranger things have happened..you blokes are sterile well into your 70's
Feck me you'd better warn fecking _oddy "Hahaha | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
At her fecking age
You got it Mistress!
Feck me...you'd be safe here though cos at my age I'm certain they are all fecking blanks now
Hahaha...you never know..stranger things have happened..you blokes are sterile well into your 70's
Feck me you'd better warn fecking _oddy warn me what"Think about it who did you get a message from today | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
At her fecking age
You got it Mistress!
Feck me...you'd be safe here though cos at my age I'm certain they are all fecking blanks now
Hahaha...you never know..stranger things have happened..you blokes are sterile well into your 70's
Feck me you'd better warn fecking _oddy warn me what
Think about it who did you get a message from today "Who..do tell..... | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
At her fecking age
You got it Mistress!
Feck me...you'd be safe here though cos at my age I'm certain they are all fecking blanks now
Hahaha...you never know..stranger things have happened..you blokes are sterile well into your 70's
Feck me you'd better warn fecking _oddy warn me what
Think about it who did you get a message from today
Who..do tell.....
"I'd have to kill you after I'd told you on here | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
At her fecking age
You got it Mistress!
Feck me...you'd be safe here though cos at my age I'm certain they are all fecking blanks now
Hahaha...you never know..stranger things have happened..you blokes are sterile well into your 70's
Feck me you'd better warn fecking _oddy warn me what
Think about it who did you get a message from today
Who..do tell.....
I'd have to kill you after I'd told you on here "Well that's a fate I have to accept..... | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
At her fecking age
You got it Mistress!
Feck me...you'd be safe here though cos at my age I'm certain they are all fecking blanks now
Hahaha...you never know..stranger things have happened..you blokes are sterile well into your 70's
Feck me you'd better warn fecking _oddy warn me what
Think about it who did you get a message from today
Who..do tell.....
I'd have to kill you after I'd told you on here
Well that's a fate I have to accept..... "Yep but I won't get jailed...and my fecking passport has expired | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
At her fecking age
You got it Mistress!
Feck me...you'd be safe here though cos at my age I'm certain they are all fecking blanks now
Hahaha...you never know..stranger things have happened..you blokes are sterile well into your 70's
Feck me you'd better warn fecking _oddy warn me what
Think about it who did you get a message from today "had a message from you mistress | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
At her fecking age
You got it Mistress!
Feck me...you'd be safe here though cos at my age I'm certain they are all fecking blanks now
Hahaha...you never know..stranger things have happened..you blokes are sterile well into your 70's
Feck me you'd better warn fecking _oddy warn me what
Think about it who did you get a message from today
Who..do tell.....
I'd have to kill you after I'd told you on here
Well that's a fate I have to accept.....
Yep but I won't get jailed...and my fecking passport has expired "Oh no!.. not going on 'oliday in the near future | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
At her fecking age
You got it Mistress!
Feck me...you'd be safe here though cos at my age I'm certain they are all fecking blanks now
Hahaha...you never know..stranger things have happened..you blokes are sterile well into your 70's
Feck me you'd better warn fecking _oddy warn me what
Think about it who did you get a message from today had a message from you mistress "Div'ent get fecking clever bonny lass  | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
At her fecking age
You got it Mistress!
Feck me...you'd be safe here though cos at my age I'm certain they are all fecking blanks now
Hahaha...you never know..stranger things have happened..you blokes are sterile well into your 70's
Feck me you'd better warn fecking _oddy warn me what
Think about it who did you get a message from today
Who..do tell.....
I'd have to kill you after I'd told you on here
Well that's a fate I have to accept.....
Yep but I won't get jailed...and my fecking passport has expired
Oh no!.. not going on 'oliday in the near future "Pass it on to them above...I'll be fecked | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram"I've had the snip  | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip "Ooo you've made my fecking eyes water | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip "shame could imagine mistress as a granny | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny "More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny  | |||
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"creeps in and sprnkles glitter over a sleeping mistress" Fecking state of my bed  | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny "And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood! | |||
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"creeps in and sprnkles glitter over a sleeping mistress Fecking state of my bed "Tut..... | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood! "You want all the fecking glamorous fecking parts
I scrub up good as a woman | |||
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"creeps in and sprnkles glitter over a sleeping mistress Fecking state of my bed
Tut..... "You need tut.. I fecking banned glitter on thread 10 | |||
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"yes you fecking can paul
Oh no he fecking can't get back in ya laundry woman
Do you fecking mind
I keep fecking slaves for that yeah poor cosmo ive seen her blistered hands"She's had me scrubbing on my knees........... | |||
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"yes you fecking can paul
Oh no he fecking can't get back in ya laundry woman
Do you fecking mind
I keep fecking slaves for that yeah poor cosmo ive seen her blistered hands
Nah she works in a chip shop...burnt the fecker shooting the chips in the fryer "It was cooking them fecking fishcakes and mushy peas that did it. | |||
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"yes you fecking can paul
Oh no he fecking can't get back in ya laundry woman
Do you fecking mind
I keep fecking slaves for that yeah poor cosmo ive seen her blistered hands
She's had me scrubbing on my knees..........."Ohhhh you fecking liar | |||
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Oh no he fecking can't get back in ya laundry woman
Do you fecking mind
I keep fecking slaves for that yeah poor cosmo ive seen her blistered hands
Nah she works in a chip shop...burnt the fecker shooting the chips in the fryer
It was cooking them fecking fishcakes and mushy peas that did it."Ohh sorry | |||
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I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood! "Can I play the granny? I will just get to lie in bed then my part will be over by 7.30 and I can imbibe in a cheeky glass of wine while you lot crack on with the rest of the show. | |||
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Oh no he fecking can't get back in ya laundry woman
Do you fecking mind
I keep fecking slaves for that yeah poor cosmo ive seen her blistered hands
She's had me scrubbing on my knees...........
Ohhhh you fecking liar " | |||
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"yes you fecking can paul
Oh no he fecking can't get back in ya laundry woman
Do you fecking mind
I keep fecking slaves for that yeah poor cosmo ive seen her blistered hands
Nah she works in a chip shop...burnt the fecker shooting the chips in the fryer
It was cooking them fecking fishcakes and mushy peas that did it.
Ohh sorry "It's okay Mistress, you know I would do anything to please you. | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
Can I play the granny? I will just get to lie in bed then my part will be over by 7.30 and I can imbibe in a cheeky glass of wine while you lot crack on with the rest of the show. "Sounds good...I'll play the wolf who gets to eat you | |||
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"yes you fecking can paul
Oh no he fecking can't get back in ya laundry woman
Do you fecking mind
I keep fecking slaves for that yeah poor cosmo ive seen her blistered hands
Nah she works in a chip shop...burnt the fecker shooting the chips in the fryer
It was cooking them fecking fishcakes and mushy peas that did it.
Ohh sorry
It's okay Mistress, you know I would do anything to please you. "Aw that's made me a happy mistress | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
You want all the fecking glamorous fecking parts
I scrub up good as a woman "Yeah but that red coat won't fit you. | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
Can I play the granny? I will just get to lie in bed then my part will be over by 7.30 and I can imbibe in a cheeky glass of wine while you lot crack on with the rest of the show. "Don't see why not, you'll need a lot of make up, though to look like a granny | |||
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I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
Can I play the granny? I will just get to lie in bed then my part will be over by 7.30 and I can imbibe in a cheeky glass of wine while you lot crack on with the rest of the show.
Sounds good...I'll play the wolf who gets to eat you "Mmm...nom nom..... | |||
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"yes you fecking can paul
Oh no he fecking can't get back in ya laundry woman
Do you fecking mind
I keep fecking slaves for that yeah poor cosmo ive seen her blistered hands
Nah she works in a chip shop...burnt the fecker shooting the chips in the fryer
It was cooking them fecking fishcakes and mushy peas that did it."Love fishcakes, specially sweet potato ones | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
You want all the fecking glamorous fecking parts
I scrub up good as a woman
Yeah but that red coat won't fit you. "I've fecking got my own | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
Can I play the granny? I will just get to lie in bed then my part will be over by 7.30 and I can imbibe in a cheeky glass of wine while you lot crack on with the rest of the show.
Don't see why not, you'll need a lot of make up, though to look like a granny "Fecking smoothed tongue crawler | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
Can I play the granny? I will just get to lie in bed then my part will be over by 7.30 and I can imbibe in a cheeky glass of wine while you lot crack on with the rest of the show.
Sounds good...I'll play the wolf who gets to eat you
Mmm...nom nom..... "I've had one little taste and she's.. fecking tasty tasty very vary tasty | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
You want all the fecking glamorous fecking parts
I scrub up good as a woman
Yeah but that red coat won't fit you.
I've fecking got my own "Bet its out of Primark though...! | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
Can I play the granny? I will just get to lie in bed then my part will be over by 7.30 and I can imbibe in a cheeky glass of wine while you lot crack on with the rest of the show.
Don't see why not, you'll need a lot of make up, though to look like a granny
Fecking smoothed tongue crawler "That's me | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
Can I play the granny? I will just get to lie in bed then my part will be over by 7.30 and I can imbibe in a cheeky glass of wine while you lot crack on with the rest of the show.
Sounds good...I'll play the wolf who gets to eat you
Mmm...nom nom.....
I've had one little taste and she's.. fecking tasty tasty very vary tasty "Yes, I bet she is | |||
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"yes you fecking can paul
Oh no he fecking can't get back in ya laundry woman
Do you fecking mind
I keep fecking slaves for that yeah poor cosmo ive seen her blistered hands
Nah she works in a chip shop...burnt the fecker shooting the chips in the fryer
It was cooking them fecking fishcakes and mushy peas that did it.
Love fishcakes, specially sweet potato ones "Ooo I've seen them in tesco....never tried then as they are ten bob dearer | |||
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I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
You want all the fecking glamorous fecking parts
I scrub up good as a woman
Yeah but that red coat won't fit you.
I've fecking got my own
Bet its out of Primark though...! "Fecking oxfam | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
Can I play the granny? I will just get to lie in bed then my part will be over by 7.30 and I can imbibe in a cheeky glass of wine while you lot crack on with the rest of the show.
Don't see why not, you'll need a lot of make up, though to look like a granny
Fecking smoothed tongue crawler
That's me " | |||
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"yes you fecking can paul
Oh no he fecking can't get back in ya laundry woman
Do you fecking mind
I keep fecking slaves for that yeah poor cosmo ive seen her blistered hands
Nah she works in a chip shop...burnt the fecker shooting the chips in the fryer
It was cooking them fecking fishcakes and mushy peas that did it.
Love fishcakes, specially sweet potato ones
Ooo I've seen them in tesco....never tried then as they are ten bob dearer "They are Tesco finest, that's all I eat! | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
You want all the fecking glamorous fecking parts
I scrub up good as a woman
Yeah but that red coat won't fit you.
I've fecking got my own
Bet its out of Primark though...!
Fecking oxfam "Haha | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
Can I play the granny? I will just get to lie in bed then my part will be over by 7.30 and I can imbibe in a cheeky glass of wine while you lot crack on with the rest of the show.
Sounds good...I'll play the wolf who gets to eat you
Mmm...nom nom.....
I've had one little taste and she's.. fecking tasty tasty very vary tasty
Yes, I bet she is "In this production....the wolf gets to taste little red riding hood too | |||
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"yes you fecking can paul
Oh no he fecking can't get back in ya laundry woman
Do you fecking mind
I keep fecking slaves for that yeah poor cosmo ive seen her blistered hands
Nah she works in a chip shop...burnt the fecker shooting the chips in the fryer
It was cooking them fecking fishcakes and mushy peas that did it.
Love fishcakes, specially sweet potato ones
Ooo I've seen them in tesco....never tried then as they are ten bob dearer
They are Tesco finest, that's all I eat! "Oh I get the standard £1.75 ones
But they are bloody nice | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
Can I play the granny? I will just get to lie in bed then my part will be over by 7.30 and I can imbibe in a cheeky glass of wine while you lot crack on with the rest of the show.
Sounds good...I'll play the wolf who gets to eat you
Mmm...nom nom.....
I've had one little taste and she's.. fecking tasty tasty very vary tasty
Yes, I bet she is
In this production....the wolf gets to taste little red riding hood too "I don't think it is....no... | |||
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"Right off to watch grandson play football now, catcha all later and ....oh....don't forget what's on tonight....*ducks quickly and runs out of room*....and I need a fast wee.... "See you later _amiss And no fecking moonlighting later | |||
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"yes you fecking can paul
Oh no he fecking can't get back in ya laundry woman
Do you fecking mind
I keep fecking slaves for that yeah poor cosmo ive seen her blistered hands
Nah she works in a chip shop...burnt the fecker shooting the chips in the fryer
It was cooking them fecking fishcakes and mushy peas that did it.
Love fishcakes, specially sweet potato ones
Ooo I've seen them in tesco....never tried then as they are ten bob dearer
They are Tesco finest, that's all I eat!
Oh I get the standard £1.75 ones
But they are bloody nice "They are actually, the sweet potato ones are gluten free, trying to change my diet a little, because of the thyroid thingy | |||
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"Right off to watch grandson play football now, catcha all later and ....oh....don't forget what's on tonight....*ducks quickly and runs out of room*....and I need a fast wee....
See you later _amiss
And no fecking moonlighting later "Mwah...xxx | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
Can I play the granny? I will just get to lie in bed then my part will be over by 7.30 and I can imbibe in a cheeky glass of wine while you lot crack on with the rest of the show.
Sounds good...I'll play the wolf who gets to eat you
Mmm...nom nom.....
I've had one little taste and she's.. fecking tasty tasty very vary tasty
Yes, I bet she is
In this production....the wolf gets to taste little red riding hood too
I don't think it is....no... "Voddys altering the script as we speak | |||
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"yes you fecking can paul
Oh no he fecking can't get back in ya laundry woman
Do you fecking mind
I keep fecking slaves for that yeah poor cosmo ive seen her blistered hands
Nah she works in a chip shop...burnt the fecker shooting the chips in the fryer
It was cooking them fecking fishcakes and mushy peas that did it.
Love fishcakes, specially sweet potato ones
Ooo I've seen them in tesco....never tried then as they are ten bob dearer
They are Tesco finest, that's all I eat!
Oh I get the standard £1.75 ones
But they are bloody nice
They are actually, the sweet potato ones are gluten free, trying to change my diet a little, because of the thyroid thingy "I'll splash out on them next week...then get back to my scrooge mode before xmas | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
Can I play the granny? I will just get to lie in bed then my part will be over by 7.30 and I can imbibe in a cheeky glass of wine while you lot crack on with the rest of the show.
Sounds good...I'll play the wolf who gets to eat you
Mmm...nom nom.....
I've had one little taste and she's.. fecking tasty tasty very vary tasty
Yes, I bet she is
In this production....the wolf gets to taste little red riding hood too
I don't think it is....no...
Voddys altering the script as we speak "calls in the rozzers as granny disguised as a fecking wolf tries to hurt sweet little cosmo | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
Can I play the granny? I will just get to lie in bed then my part will be over by 7.30 and I can imbibe in a cheeky glass of wine while you lot crack on with the rest of the show.
Sounds good...I'll play the wolf who gets to eat you
Mmm...nom nom.....
I've had one little taste and she's.. fecking tasty tasty very vary tasty
Yes, I bet she is
In this production....the wolf gets to taste little red riding hood too
I don't think it is....no...
Voddys altering the script as we speak calls in the rozzers as granny disguised as a fecking wolf tries to hurt sweet little cosmo"You'll see how fecking sweet she is if you keep calling her fecking cosmo | |||
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"calls in the rozzers as granny disguised as a fecking wolf tries to hurt sweet little cosmo You'll see how fecking sweet she is if you keep calling her fecking cosmo "It's fecking cosmos | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
Can I play the granny? I will just get to lie in bed then my part will be over by 7.30 and I can imbibe in a cheeky glass of wine while you lot crack on with the rest of the show.
Sounds good...I'll play the wolf who gets to eat you
Mmm...nom nom.....
I've had one little taste and she's.. fecking tasty tasty very vary tasty
Yes, I bet she is
In this production....the wolf gets to taste little red riding hood too
I don't think it is....no...
Voddys altering the script as we speak "Eek! | |||
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"yes you fecking can paul
Oh no he fecking can't get back in ya laundry woman
Do you fecking mind
I keep fecking slaves for that yeah poor cosmo ive seen her blistered hands
Nah she works in a chip shop...burnt the fecker shooting the chips in the fryer
It was cooking them fecking fishcakes and mushy peas that did it.
Love fishcakes, specially sweet potato ones
Ooo I've seen them in tesco....never tried then as they are ten bob dearer
They are Tesco finest, that's all I eat!
Oh I get the standard £1.75 ones
But they are bloody nice
They are actually, the sweet potato ones are gluten free, trying to change my diet a little, because of the thyroid thingy
I'll splash out on them next week...then get back to my scrooge mode before xmas"Gowaan, treat yourself | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
Can I play the granny? I will just get to lie in bed then my part will be over by 7.30 and I can imbibe in a cheeky glass of wine while you lot crack on with the rest of the show.
Sounds good...I'll play the wolf who gets to eat you
Mmm...nom nom.....
I've had one little taste and she's.. fecking tasty tasty very vary tasty
Yes, I bet she is
In this production....the wolf gets to taste little red riding hood too
I don't think it is....no...
Voddys altering the script as we speak calls in the rozzers as granny disguised as a fecking wolf tries to hurt sweet little cosmo"Oh no, she'll eat her alive! | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
Can I play the granny? I will just get to lie in bed then my part will be over by 7.30 and I can imbibe in a cheeky glass of wine while you lot crack on with the rest of the show.
Sounds good...I'll play the wolf who gets to eat you
Mmm...nom nom.....
I've had one little taste and she's.. fecking tasty tasty very vary tasty
Yes, I bet she is
In this production....the wolf gets to taste little red riding hood too
I don't think it is....no...
Voddys altering the script as we speak calls in the rozzers as granny disguised as a fecking wolf tries to hurt sweet little cosmo
You'll see how fecking sweet she is if you keep calling her fecking cosmo "Cosmo and smallpiece.......that'll be you then!
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"yes you fecking can paul
Oh no he fecking can't get back in ya laundry woman
Do you fecking mind
I keep fecking slaves for that yeah poor cosmo ive seen her blistered hands
Nah she works in a chip shop...burnt the fecker shooting the chips in the fryer
It was cooking them fecking fishcakes and mushy peas that did it.
Love fishcakes, specially sweet potato ones
Ooo I've seen them in tesco....never tried then as they are ten bob dearer
They are Tesco finest, that's all I eat!
Oh I get the standard £1.75 ones
But they are bloody nice
They are actually, the sweet potato ones are gluten free, trying to change my diet a little, because of the thyroid thingy
I'll splash out on them next week...then get back to my scrooge mode before xmas
Gowaan, treat yourself "Do you know what? I think I fecking will | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
Can I play the granny? I will just get to lie in bed then my part will be over by 7.30 and I can imbibe in a cheeky glass of wine while you lot crack on with the rest of the show.
Sounds good...I'll play the wolf who gets to eat you
Mmm...nom nom.....
I've had one little taste and she's.. fecking tasty tasty very vary tasty
Yes, I bet she is
In this production....the wolf gets to taste little red riding hood too
I don't think it is....no...
Voddys altering the script as we speak calls in the rozzers as granny disguised as a fecking wolf tries to hurt sweet little cosmo
Oh no, she'll eat her alive! "Yum yum | |||
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"yes you fecking can paul
Oh no he fecking can't get back in ya laundry woman
Do you fecking mind
I keep fecking slaves for that yeah poor cosmo ive seen her blistered hands
Nah she works in a chip shop...burnt the fecker shooting the chips in the fryer
It was cooking them fecking fishcakes and mushy peas that did it.
Love fishcakes, specially sweet potato ones
Ooo I've seen them in tesco....never tried then as they are ten bob dearer
They are Tesco finest, that's all I eat!
Oh I get the standard £1.75 ones
But they are bloody nice
They are actually, the sweet potato ones are gluten free, trying to change my diet a little, because of the thyroid thingy
I'll splash out on them next week...then get back to my scrooge mode before xmas
Gowaan, treat yourself
Do you know what? I think I fecking will "Good | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
Can I play the granny? I will just get to lie in bed then my part will be over by 7.30 and I can imbibe in a cheeky glass of wine while you lot crack on with the rest of the show.
Sounds good...I'll play the wolf who gets to eat you
Mmm...nom nom.....
I've had one little taste and she's.. fecking tasty tasty very vary tasty
Yes, I bet she is
In this production....the wolf gets to taste little red riding hood too
I don't think it is....no...
Voddys altering the script as we speak calls in the rozzers as granny disguised as a fecking wolf tries to hurt sweet little cosmo
You'll see how fecking sweet she is if you keep calling her fecking cosmo
Cosmo and smallpiece.......that'll be you then!
Ps....I want that dress in your avatar.... ....please!"Ask cosmos....she's got one too | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
Can I play the granny? I will just get to lie in bed then my part will be over by 7.30 and I can imbibe in a cheeky glass of wine while you lot crack on with the rest of the show.
Sounds good...I'll play the wolf who gets to eat you
Mmm...nom nom.....
I've had one little taste and she's.. fecking tasty tasty very vary tasty
Yes, I bet she is
In this production....the wolf gets to taste little red riding hood too
I don't think it is....no...
Voddys altering the script as we speak calls in the rozzers as granny disguised as a fecking wolf tries to hurt sweet little cosmo
You'll see how fecking sweet she is if you keep calling her fecking cosmo
Cosmo and smallpiece.......that'll be you then!
Ps....I want that dress in your avatar.... ....please!
Ask cosmos....she's got one too "I give all my girls one | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
Can I play the granny? I will just get to lie in bed then my part will be over by 7.30 and I can imbibe in a cheeky glass of wine while you lot crack on with the rest of the show.
Sounds good...I'll play the wolf who gets to eat you
Mmm...nom nom.....
I've had one little taste and she's.. fecking tasty tasty very vary tasty
Yes, I bet she is
In this production....the wolf gets to taste little red riding hood too
I don't think it is....no...
Voddys altering the script as we speak calls in the rozzers as granny disguised as a fecking wolf tries to hurt sweet little cosmo
You'll see how fecking sweet she is if you keep calling her fecking cosmo
Cosmo and smallpiece.......that'll be you then!
Ps....I want that dress in your avatar.... ....please!
Ask cosmos....she's got one too
I give all my girls one "Haha..looks like I've got to become one of your girls then | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
Can I play the granny? I will just get to lie in bed then my part will be over by 7.30 and I can imbibe in a cheeky glass of wine while you lot crack on with the rest of the show.
Sounds good...I'll play the wolf who gets to eat you
Mmm...nom nom.....
I've had one little taste and she's.. fecking tasty tasty very vary tasty
Yes, I bet she is
In this production....the wolf gets to taste little red riding hood too
I don't think it is....no...
Voddys altering the script as we speak calls in the rozzers as granny disguised as a fecking wolf tries to hurt sweet little cosmo
You'll see how fecking sweet she is if you keep calling her fecking cosmo
Cosmo and smallpiece.......that'll be you then!
Ps....I want that dress in your avatar.... ....please!
Ask cosmos....she's got one too
I give all my girls one
Haha..looks like I've got to become one of your girls then "Best way....you'll never look back Unless nigel fecking behind you | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
Can I play the granny? I will just get to lie in bed then my part will be over by 7.30 and I can imbibe in a cheeky glass of wine while you lot crack on with the rest of the show.
Sounds good...I'll play the wolf who gets to eat you
Mmm...nom nom.....
I've had one little taste and she's.. fecking tasty tasty very vary tasty
Yes, I bet she is
In this production....the wolf gets to taste little red riding hood too
I don't think it is....no...
Voddys altering the script as we speak calls in the rozzers as granny disguised as a fecking wolf tries to hurt sweet little cosmo
You'll see how fecking sweet she is if you keep calling her fecking cosmo
Cosmo and smallpiece.......that'll be you then!
Ps....I want that dress in your avatar.... ....please!
Ask cosmos....she's got one too "Just had a look, I like! | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
Can I play the granny? I will just get to lie in bed then my part will be over by 7.30 and I can imbibe in a cheeky glass of wine while you lot crack on with the rest of the show.
Sounds good...I'll play the wolf who gets to eat you
Mmm...nom nom.....
I've had one little taste and she's.. fecking tasty tasty very vary tasty
Yes, I bet she is
In this production....the wolf gets to taste little red riding hood too
I don't think it is....no...
Voddys altering the script as we speak calls in the rozzers as granny disguised as a fecking wolf tries to hurt sweet little cosmo
You'll see how fecking sweet she is if you keep calling her fecking cosmo
Cosmo and smallpiece.......that'll be you then!
Ps....I want that dress in your avatar.... ....please!
Ask cosmos....she's got one too
Just had a look, I like! "Yep hers was brand new | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
Can I play the granny? I will just get to lie in bed then my part will be over by 7.30 and I can imbibe in a cheeky glass of wine while you lot crack on with the rest of the show.
Sounds good...I'll play the wolf who gets to eat you
Mmm...nom nom.....
I've had one little taste and she's.. fecking tasty tasty very vary tasty
Yes, I bet she is
In this production....the wolf gets to taste little red riding hood too
I don't think it is....no...
Voddys altering the script as we speak calls in the rozzers as granny disguised as a fecking wolf tries to hurt sweet little cosmo
You'll see how fecking sweet she is if you keep calling her fecking cosmo
Cosmo and smallpiece.......that'll be you then!
Ps....I want that dress in your avatar.... ....please!
Ask cosmos....she's got one too
I give all my girls one
Haha..looks like I've got to become one of your girls then
Best way....you'll never look back
Unless nigel fecking behind you "God I know, the thought is quite scary, better keep on my guard, it would never be the same, going to the seaside again, if Nigel caught up with me! | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
Can I play the granny? I will just get to lie in bed then my part will be over by 7.30 and I can imbibe in a cheeky glass of wine while you lot crack on with the rest of the show.
Sounds good...I'll play the wolf who gets to eat you
Mmm...nom nom.....
I've had one little taste and she's.. fecking tasty tasty very vary tasty
Yes, I bet she is
In this production....the wolf gets to taste little red riding hood too
I don't think it is....no...
Voddys altering the script as we speak calls in the rozzers as granny disguised as a fecking wolf tries to hurt sweet little cosmo
You'll see how fecking sweet she is if you keep calling her fecking cosmo
Cosmo and smallpiece.......that'll be you then!
Ps....I want that dress in your avatar.... ....please!
Ask cosmos....she's got one too
Just had a look, I like!
Yep hers was brand new "She's posh | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
Can I play the granny? I will just get to lie in bed then my part will be over by 7.30 and I can imbibe in a cheeky glass of wine while you lot crack on with the rest of the show.
Sounds good...I'll play the wolf who gets to eat you
Mmm...nom nom.....
I've had one little taste and she's.. fecking tasty tasty very vary tasty
Yes, I bet she is
In this production....the wolf gets to taste little red riding hood too
I don't think it is....no...
Voddys altering the script as we speak calls in the rozzers as granny disguised as a fecking wolf tries to hurt sweet little cosmo
You'll see how fecking sweet she is if you keep calling her fecking cosmo
Cosmo and smallpiece.......that'll be you then!
Ps....I want that dress in your avatar.... ....please!
Ask cosmos....she's got one too
Just had a look, I like!
Yep hers was brand new
She's posh "She's didn't want the tutu though...little hussy like showing her ass off | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
Can I play the granny? I will just get to lie in bed then my part will be over by 7.30 and I can imbibe in a cheeky glass of wine while you lot crack on with the rest of the show.
Sounds good...I'll play the wolf who gets to eat you
Mmm...nom nom.....
I've had one little taste and she's.. fecking tasty tasty very vary tasty
Yes, I bet she is
In this production....the wolf gets to taste little red riding hood too
I don't think it is....no...
Voddys altering the script as we speak calls in the rozzers as granny disguised as a fecking wolf tries to hurt sweet little cosmo
You'll see how fecking sweet she is if you keep calling her fecking cosmo
Cosmo and smallpiece.......that'll be you then!
Ps....I want that dress in your avatar.... ....please!
Ask cosmos....she's got one too
Just had a look, I like!
Yep hers was brand new
She's posh
She's didn't want the tutu though...little hussy like showing her ass off "She is a little hussy then! | |||
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"just had a thought had better make cinders a appointment at the docs Has she ran out of fiver pads again? no had better get her on the pill coz if paul has his wicked way she will be pushing a fecking pram
I've had the snip shame could imagine mistress as a granny
More like the fecking wolf who ate the granny
And that's another panto we could do, can I be the one who wears the red coat with the hood!
Can I play the granny? I will just get to lie in bed then my part will be over by 7.30 and I can imbibe in a cheeky glass of wine while you lot crack on with the rest of the show.
Sounds good...I'll play the wolf who gets to eat you
Mmm...nom nom.....
I've had one little taste and she's.. fecking tasty tasty very vary tasty
Yes, I bet she is
In this production....the wolf gets to taste little red riding hood too
I don't think it is....no...
Voddys altering the script as we speak calls in the rozzers as granny disguised as a fecking wolf tries to hurt sweet little cosmo
You'll see how fecking sweet she is if you keep calling her fecking cosmo
Cosmo and smallpiece.......that'll be you then!
Ps....I want that dress in your avatar.... ....please!
Ask cosmos....she's got one too
Just had a look, I like!
Yep hers was brand new
She's posh
She's didn't want the tutu though...little hussy like showing her ass off
She is a little hussy then! "But I've got a spare tutu | |||
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"It's always good to have a spare! You still got that sparkly bag, or are you just teasing me with the pic?
There two of them too "Tut.... Wot you doing tonight...watching any good tv? | |||
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"It's always good to have a spare! You still got that sparkly bag, or are you just teasing me with the pic?
There two of them too
Tut.... Wot you doing tonight...watching any good tv? "I'm the only fecking good TV tonight | |||
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"It's always good to have a spare! You still got that sparkly bag, or are you just teasing me with the pic?
There two of them too
Tut.... Wot you doing tonight...watching any good tv?
I'm the only fecking good TV tonight "Haha..I'm sure you are! | |||
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"It's always good to have a spare! You still got that sparkly bag, or are you just teasing me with the pic?
There two of them too
Tut.... Wot you doing tonight...watching any good tv?
I'm the only fecking good TV tonight
Haha..I'm sure you are! "Need to bugger off for a bit..see you later | |||
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"It's always good to have a spare! You still got that sparkly bag, or are you just teasing me with the pic?
There two of them too
Tut.... Wot you doing tonight...watching any good tv?
I'm the only fecking good TV tonight
Haha..I'm sure you are!
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive. "Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill"Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf. What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill "Samis cinders cosmos mary mistress widow twangy paul dandini / innkeeper | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill "Joeseph is sorted out | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill Samis cinders
cosmos mary
mistress widow twangy
paul dandini / innkeeper
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill "Who's playing fecking nigel | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill Joeseph is sorted out "Is it Nigel, coz he's already in the stable so he can improvise | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill Samis cinders
cosmos mary
mistress widow twangy
paul dandini / innkeeper
"I thought I was fecking prince charming...I can do a good Adam and the ants song | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill Joeseph is sorted out "It's not fecking dash is it | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill
Who's playing fecking nigel "nigel is himself hes tucked up having his oats | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill Joeseph is sorted out
Is it Nigel, coz he's already in the stable so he can improvise "Feck me if I can fecking understand the plot! What fecking chance has a stray wanderer to this thread | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill Joeseph is sorted out
It's not fecking dash is it "God, let's hope not, you two will be scrapping, they'll be glitter everywhere | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill Joeseph is sorted out
Is it Nigel, coz he's already in the stable so he can improvise
Feck me if I can fecking understand the plot! What fecking chance has a stray wanderer to this thread "It will work itself out, just be a bit different. Red riding hood is now with Prince Charming, Mary is with the Inn keeper and Cinders is with Joseph and widow twangy is now doing the ironing | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill Joeseph is sorted out
It's not fecking dash is it
God, let's hope not, you two will be scrapping, they'll be glitter everywhere "Ah but be Jesus. ..he could help out with another part we need to fill...where are you dash? | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill Joeseph is sorted out
Is it Nigel, coz he's already in the stable so he can improvise
Feck me if I can fecking understand the plot! What fecking chance has a stray wanderer to this thread
It will work itself out, just be a bit different. Red riding hood is now with Prince Charming, Mary is with the Inn keeper and Cinders is with Joseph and widow twangy is now doing the ironing "Fecking Paul Smith not getting his mitts on cosmos | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill Joeseph is sorted out
It's not fecking dash is it
God, let's hope not, you two will be scrapping, they'll be glitter everywhere
Ah but be Jesus. ..he could help out with another part we need to fill...where are you dash? "Dash is shipwrecked | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill Joeseph is sorted out
It's not fecking dash is it
God, let's hope not, you two will be scrapping, they'll be glitter everywhere
Ah but be Jesus. ..he could help out with another part we need to fill...where are you dash? "Dash seems to have dashed off | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill Joeseph is sorted out
It's not fecking dash is it
God, let's hope not, you two will be scrapping, they'll be glitter everywhere
Ah but be Jesus. ..he could help out with another part we need to fill...where are you dash? Dash is shipwrecked"And that's another performance, who will play Captain Blyth..... | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill Joeseph is sorted out
It's not fecking dash is it
God, let's hope not, you two will be scrapping, they'll be glitter everywhere
Ah but be Jesus. ..he could help out with another part we need to fill...where are you dash?
Dash seems to have dashed off "i took the bung out his boat | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill Joeseph is sorted out
It's not fecking dash is it
God, let's hope not, you two will be scrapping, they'll be glitter everywhere
Ah but be Jesus. ..he could help out with another part we need to fill...where are you dash? Dash is shipwrecked
And that's another performance, who will play Captain Blyth..... "well theres only one personage fit for that part | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill Joeseph is sorted out
It's not fecking dash is it
God, let's hope not, you two will be scrapping, they'll be glitter everywhere
Ah but be Jesus. ..he could help out with another part we need to fill...where are you dash?
Dash seems to have dashed off i took the bung out his boat "Naughty lady | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill Joeseph is sorted out
It's not fecking dash is it
God, let's hope not, you two will be scrapping, they'll be glitter everywhere
Ah but be Jesus. ..he could help out with another part we need to fill...where are you dash? Dash is shipwrecked
And that's another performance, who will play Captain Blyth..... well theres only one personage fit for that part"Yeah but she's busy with her other parts, she'll never learn all the lines | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill Joeseph is sorted out
It's not fecking dash is it
God, let's hope not, you two will be scrapping, they'll be glitter everywhere
Ah but be Jesus. ..he could help out with another part we need to fill...where are you dash? Dash is shipwrecked
And that's another performance, who will play Captain Blyth..... "I can platform Captain Cook...he used to live just round the corner from me | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill Joeseph is sorted out
It's not fecking dash is it
God, let's hope not, you two will be scrapping, they'll be glitter everywhere
Ah but be Jesus. ..he could help out with another part we need to fill...where are you dash?
Dash seems to have dashed off i took the bung out his boat "Feck we arnt fecking doing ship wrecked as well | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill Joeseph is sorted out
It's not fecking dash is it
God, let's hope not, you two will be scrapping, they'll be glitter everywhere
Ah but be Jesus. ..he could help out with another part we need to fill...where are you dash? Dash is shipwrecked
And that's another performance, who will play Captain Blyth.....
I can platform Captain Cook...he used to live just round the corner from me "Did he shop at Tescos too | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill Joeseph is sorted out
It's not fecking dash is it
God, let's hope not, you two will be scrapping, they'll be glitter everywhere
Ah but be Jesus. ..he could help out with another part we need to fill...where are you dash? Dash is shipwrecked
And that's another performance, who will play Captain Blyth..... well theres only one personage fit for that part" | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill Joeseph is sorted out
It's not fecking dash is it
God, let's hope not, you two will be scrapping, they'll be glitter everywhere
Ah but be Jesus. ..he could help out with another part we need to fill...where are you dash? Dash is shipwrecked
And that's another performance, who will play Captain Blyth..... well theres only one personage fit for that part
Yeah but she's busy with her other parts, she'll never learn all the lines "That's for fecking why I was advertising for more cast members ffs Windmill | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill Joeseph is sorted out
It's not fecking dash is it
God, let's hope not, you two will be scrapping, they'll be glitter everywhere
Ah but be Jesus. ..he could help out with another part we need to fill...where are you dash? Dash is shipwrecked
And that's another performance, who will play Captain Blyth.....
I can platform Captain Cook...he used to live just round the corner from me
Did he shop at Tescos too "that was safeways | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill Joeseph is sorted out
It's not fecking dash is it
God, let's hope not, you two will be scrapping, they'll be glitter everywhere
Ah but be Jesus. ..he could help out with another part we need to fill...where are you dash? Dash is shipwrecked
And that's another performance, who will play Captain Blyth.....
I can platform Captain Cook...he used to live just round the corner from me
Did he shop at Tescos too "Nah but the same butchers shop is still in use...and I shop there | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill Joeseph is sorted out
It's not fecking dash is it
God, let's hope not, you two will be scrapping, they'll be glitter everywhere
Ah but be Jesus. ..he could help out with another part we need to fill...where are you dash? Dash is shipwrecked
And that's another performance, who will play Captain Blyth..... well theres only one personage fit for that part
Yeah but she's busy with her other parts, she'll never learn all the lines
That's for fecking why I was advertising for more cast members ffs Windmill"Noooo....we can't have any strangers in the performances ,they'll think we're crazy....fecking windmill | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill Joeseph is sorted out
It's not fecking dash is it
God, let's hope not, you two will be scrapping, they'll be glitter everywhere
Ah but be Jesus. ..he could help out with another part we need to fill...where are you dash? Dash is shipwrecked
And that's another performance, who will play Captain Blyth.....
I can platform Captain Cook...he used to live just round the corner from me
Did he shop at Tescos too that was safeways"Was it shite...that wasn't even thought about when my mate Jimmy was around | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill Joeseph is sorted out
It's not fecking dash is it
God, let's hope not, you two will be scrapping, they'll be glitter everywhere
Ah but be Jesus. ..he could help out with another part we need to fill...where are you dash? Dash is shipwrecked
And that's another performance, who will play Captain Blyth..... well theres only one personage fit for that part
Yeah but she's busy with her other parts, she'll never learn all the lines
That's for fecking why I was advertising for more cast members ffs Windmill
Noooo....we can't have any strangers in the performances ,they'll think we're crazy....fecking windmill "no comment | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill Joeseph is sorted out
It's not fecking dash is it
God, let's hope not, you two will be scrapping, they'll be glitter everywhere
Ah but be Jesus. ..he could help out with another part we need to fill...where are you dash? Dash is shipwrecked
And that's another performance, who will play Captain Blyth..... well theres only one personage fit for that part
Yeah but she's busy with her other parts, she'll never learn all the lines
That's for fecking why I was advertising for more cast members ffs Windmill
Noooo....we can't have any strangers in the performances ,they'll think we're crazy....fecking windmill "They'd be fecking right to | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill Joeseph is sorted out
It's not fecking dash is it
God, let's hope not, you two will be scrapping, they'll be glitter everywhere
Ah but be Jesus. ..he could help out with another part we need to fill...where are you dash? Dash is shipwrecked
And that's another performance, who will play Captain Blyth.....
I can platform Captain Cook...he used to live just round the corner from me
Did he shop at Tescos too
Nah but the same butchers shop is still in use...and I shop there "Gosh! | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill Joeseph is sorted out
It's not fecking dash is it
God, let's hope not, you two will be scrapping, they'll be glitter everywhere
Ah but be Jesus. ..he could help out with another part we need to fill...where are you dash? Dash is shipwrecked
And that's another performance, who will play Captain Blyth.....
I can platform Captain Cook...he used to live just round the corner from me
Did he shop at Tescos too
Nah but the same butchers shop is still in use...and I shop there
Gosh! "I know
Did it tell you chubby brown and Chris really are mates of mine too | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill Joeseph is sorted out
It's not fecking dash is it
God, let's hope not, you two will be scrapping, they'll be glitter everywhere
Ah but be Jesus. ..he could help out with another part we need to fill...where are you dash? Dash is shipwrecked
And that's another performance, who will play Captain Blyth.....
I can platform Captain Cook...he used to live just round the corner from me
Did he shop at Tescos too
Nah but the same butchers shop is still in use...and I shop there
Gosh!
I know
Did it tell you chubby brown and Chris really are mates of mine too "No shit, Sherlock! Love chubby brown | |||
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"Good evening to my fellow thespians and any aspiring thespians. We are enroll now for our long running pantomime so all inquiries invited
Whoa, we don't want too many outsiders...they'll want paying and refreshments and stuff...and they'll frighten Nigel..he's very sensitive.
Bloody hell I want to take some of the pressure off paul
How many fecking parts you got him down for? Windmill
Well I thought, innkeeper, Prince Charming and now the fecking wolf.
What about Joseph, haven't sorted him out yet! windmill Joeseph is sorted out
It's not fecking dash is it
God, let's hope not, you two will be scrapping, they'll be glitter everywhere
Ah but be Jesus. ..he could help out with another part we need to fill...where are you dash? Dash is shipwrecked
And that's another performance, who will play Captain Blyth.....
I can platform Captain Cook...he used to live just round the corner from me
Did he shop at Tescos too
Nah but the same butchers shop is still in use...and I shop there
Gosh!
I know
Did it tell you chubby brown and Chris really are mates of mine too
No shit, Sherlock! Love chubby brown "He very rarely swears in real life...a bit like me
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